For sale !!!!!!!

[Deedee]

These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little ??????. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able
to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be
a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

[Belle68]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

These are great:thumbsup2 , Im a bit concerned about the last one I hope it wasnt DH!!!!:rotfl2: Although I have been married a few years so maybe not!!!!!

[mandymouse]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[T16GEM]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Snowy-girls]

:rotfl2: very funny.x.

[natalielongstaff]

:lmao: very good

[Strommie]

Brilliant :rotfl:

[DisneyJo]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[daipp]

Very amusing.

David

[Chilly]

:rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao:

Love that last one!

[Minniespal]

Very good:rotfl: