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des1954
06-12-2008, 10:13 AM
And I quote directly from today's Lakeland Ledger business section....

[St. Louis]

Beermaker Gets Offer

Anheuser-Busch Co. says Belgium-based brewer InBev has offered to buy the company for about $48 billion. Anheuser-Busch says the offer is an unsolicited, nonbinding proposal. But shareholders might be eager to approve the deal. The purchase price works out to $65 per share for Anheuser-Busch, a steep premium over the company's share price of $58.35 Wednesday afternoon.


Will Beer-Fairy Otter go on strike???
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/bud-light-otter.jpg

Gatordad
06-12-2008, 10:29 AM
actually that's quite old news... I read about it awhile ago, because I don't think the Belgians want the theme parks or something like that. Hopefully if they buy it, they take out the chemical in Bud that makes me sick, so I can drink more of it.


As my good friend Norm Mck says when presented with the question by the bartender on what he wanted, he would eagerly say "BUD, King of Beers"

BigDaddyRog
06-12-2008, 10:45 AM
The chemical in BUD that makes you sick...I think its called ALCOHOL!!!!



Often at work, a girl will slam 10-15 shots with a customer in an hour or two...then try to pull the "I think someone slipped something in my drink" to try to leave early. YEAH, SOMEONE DID INDEED SLIP SOMETHING INTO HER DRINK!!!!!! The bartender, its called alcohol!!! Ya just drank a gallon of patron ya stupid drunk moron, now get on stage and dance!!!!

Gatordad
06-12-2008, 10:53 AM
no, Miller Lite doesn't make me as sick......

reminds me of a joke about a girl that goes into a bar and drinks 3 budweisers, oh wait, I can't tell that joke here.

clkelley
06-12-2008, 11:03 AM
no, Miller Lite doesn't make me as sick......

reminds me of a joke about a girl that goes into a bar and drinks 3 budweisers, oh wait, I can't tell that joke here.

My DH has a similar problem, and can only drink Coors Lite. Somebody told him different beer companies process hops differently.

Bud actually gives him hives.

des1954
06-12-2008, 11:09 AM
actually that's quite old news. Hopefully if they buy it, they take out the chemical in Bud that makes me sick, so I can drink more of it.

Well, it is the Lakeland Ledger, after all. They can't compete with those BIG TOWN papers, like.... The Tampa Trib or St. Pete Times.:lmao:

Any Anheuser-Busch product I drink gives me an instant headache after only a half of a beer! They must use nitrites or something.... like cheap wine.

ntsammy5
06-12-2008, 11:11 AM
I love Belgian ale -- Bud not so much.

des1954
06-12-2008, 11:14 AM
I love Belgian ale -- Bud not so much.

You also love any ale that makes you belch!:duck:

ntsammy5
06-12-2008, 11:14 AM
You also love any ale that makes you belch!:duck:

What's your point?

BigDaddyRog
06-12-2008, 11:50 AM
You also love any ale that makes you belch!:duck:

Deb...shouldnt it be called "Belchin-Ale" in that case?

des1954
06-12-2008, 12:08 PM
Deb...shouldnt it be called "Belchin-Ale" in that case?

Better Belchin-Ale then Belchin-Butt.... I always say!!!

AuburnJen92
06-12-2008, 10:22 PM
Better Belchin-Ale then Belchin-Butt.... I always say!!!

ewwww