Joke A Day for countdown?

[snyderla]

(I'm not sure if this is the best forum for my question, Mod, please move if needed.)
I'm planning an October trip to WDW for 18 people, including 5 different families. We have countdown clocks from DVC on our computers, but I'd like to do something a little different once we get close to departure day. I'd like to email everyone a Disney Joke :happytv: each day...corny, funny, whatever. The problem is I don't KNOW any :confused3 .
Can we start a thread of Disney related jokes (family approved) or is there one out there already? Or a joke book I can pick up somewhere?
Thank you very much for any help.

[626ish]

Why is Cinderella a lousy soccer player? She runs away from the ball and has a pumpkin for a coach.

Why can't peter pan stop flying? He lives in Never Never Land.

What car does Mickey's girlfriend drive? A Minnie Van.

What do you call a pirate that skips school? Captain Hook-y

What do you call a fairy who refuses to bathe? Stinker Bell

What did Snow White say when she dropped off photos to be developed? Someday my prints will come.

That's all I got (I didn't say they were good :rofl:- good luck with more!

[snyderla]

These are great! Thank you! Any body got any more?

[jen2207]

Why did Capt. Jack Sparrow go to the movie? Because it was rated ARRRRGH! :rotfl2:

[disneymac]

What a great idea! I wish I knew some to add...

[baloo's girl]

Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street??
Because someday her prints will come!

Why can't planes land where Peter Pan Lives?
Because it is Never Never Land!!


And how does one catch Chip and Dale?
Climb like a tree and act like a nut!

Why is Snow White such a wonderful Judge?
Because she's the 'fairest of them all'.

What do you call a pirate who skips school?
Captain Hook-y

Q. Guest "How many of you Imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?"

A. Imagineer "Does it have to be a light bulb?"

What do you call a fairie that refuses to take a bath?
Stinker Bell

What should you say if Donald throws a ball at you?
DUCK!

In honor of Star Wars week:
How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?
Ewoks!

What do you call a Disney executive who favors short-term profits over improving cast member compensation?

A mouskatool

Why Did Mickey Cross The Road???

To Get to The Other Side


My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

(no offense to blondes)
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.


Guy explains to his doctor, "Doc, when I got up this morning, I put on a pair of white gloves and started calling my wife Minnie. Then on the way to work I couldn't help singing, 'Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's off to work I go,' and when I got there I started calling everyone Happy, Grumpy, Dopey and so on. What's the matter with me?"

"That's easy," replies the doctor. "You're having Disney spells."

[tlrotzoll]

Great thread & great idea! Thanks for sharing everyone.:disrocks:

[snyderla]

I'm really enjoying these and I know my family will, too! Thanks so much!

[snyderla]

Anyone have anymore to add? I thought maybe I could throw in some of Lou's trivia questions, too. The more I have, the sooner I can start the countdown! :) Thanks again...

[tggrrstarr]

Jokes are a great idea, I am currently doing a 101 days to disney countdown using facts, rumours and tips about wdw and disney/pixar. I gathered most of the info from books, websites and forums.

[tlrotzoll]

Keep them coming guys!:surfweb:

[gottalluvmickey]

I don't know any ... but I'm enjoying the ones that have been posted:cool1:

[jen2207]

Any more jokes out there????

[tlrotzoll]

Anyone have anymore?

[snyderla]

We're down to 21 days until we leave. I've been using tip of the day and trivia of the day with an ocassional joke thrown in, since I didn't have enough jokes.

[tlrotzoll]

Yep - we are counting down too. I am also making envelopes to make for my 2 DS's so they can open each day to see where we will be going for the day. I am going to use some of these things in there!

[dvalerieb]

My husband has a 30 year old Goofy book of jokes that my kids just discovered:

What is the best month for a Disney parade? March
Where were Goofy's friends when the lights went out? In the dark

From webkinz:
Where does Captain Hook shop? The second hand store! (My personal favorite)

What is 2,000 pounds and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant

Hope this helps!

[tlrotzoll]

Anyone else????

[noahdove]

cute idea:)

[Disney Dreams]

Oh this is too fun to not get in on....

With apologies -

My friend loves the internet and keeps track of passwords by writing them on post-it notes. I noticed the Disney site password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long. "Because," my friend explained, "They said it has to have at least four characters."

And for the pirate fans in the house:
"What did the pirate study in school?
Arrrchitecture

What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?
Arrrtichoke

Where do pirate's vacation?
Arrrgentina

And I think you've had enough from me for now. :goodvibes
- Dreams

[disneygoof]

He was looking for Pooh.

Ba-dump-bump.

[tlrotzoll]

He was looking for Pooh.

Ba-dump-bump.

:lmao: Boy did I need that today! Thank you!!!

[Leonsmom]

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.

9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.

8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.

3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.

2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.

1. You're reading this.

[tlrotzoll]

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.

9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.

8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.

3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.

2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.

1. You're reading this.


Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lmao:

[Buckeye Princess]

My little sister was granted a wish trip to Disney and she had never been before. I created a page a day calendar for her to count down the 2 months before she left. Each day was printed on a small square sheet of paper and contained a Disney tip, joke, or trivia along with clip art. I then cut these out and used book binding glue to stick them all together in the same manner as the store bought page a days. It worked wonderfully!

[momejay]

I have a few...

Why did Tigger get his head stuck in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.

Where does Ariel go to the movies?
The Dive-in.

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.


When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose!

What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?
A. Pooh-hoo.


Q. What do you get when you cross a hunny pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. An empty hunny pot!

Why didn't Winnie-the-Pooh order dessert?
A. He was already stuffed.