DIS Con II: The Online Epic

[WebmasterBarry]

I was reading www.guidetothepoint.com and they are doing Cedar Point: The Online Epic (take a look at http://www.guidetothepoint.com/thep...cID=6894&page=1). It's fun, so why don't we try a DIS Con II version. I did one on the Universal board and it's gotten over 400 posts.

The rules:
1.) Type only one sentence at a time. Don't use multiple sentences in one post.
2.) Incorporate as much of WDW and DIS Con as possible.
3.) Keep it clean! :)

So here we go...

I was walking into the DIS Con reception room when I saw...

[CarolA]

Dan Murphy waiting by a restroom with his camera

[Pumbaa_]

But Barry was already in the rest room filming the swirly in the toilet.

[Barb]

So I walked over to the singles table where the solo attendees were starting to gather. :)

[WebmasterBarry]

Dayna had her hat on and said...

[Mackey Mouse]

"Hey you guys, what took you so long, let's party," as she swung her Dumbo hat around for all to see..

[Patinmn]

Barb: "I am going to find that D#$#$# liscense plate on the Dino-DIner this year"

[disneycub]

Barry said, "Over my dead body, Barb!"

[DumboOrBust]

<font face="comic sans ms"> Dayna thought to herself, "Hmmmm. Barry's dead body. There wouldn't be any more pictures of my unmentionables this year. Hmmmm." :p :D :) </font>

[Barb]

Oh, yes, I will, even if it does mean I have to "step over dead bodies" to find it!!:p :p

Now, let's all settle down and listen to.....................

[Pixie Power!]

SandraB singing a karaoke song. Singin beautifully, she had the whole place in absolute silence that was until.....

[WebmasterBarry]

...JayPD and Chris C sang "Baby Got Back." Dogs whelped and...

[Patinmn]

Hey what is that noise, Did someone step on the cats tail?

[CarolA]

Just then Barry announced that DISCON was cancelled

[WebmasterBarry]

Tia cried and said...

[Patinmn]

"well, (sniffle, sniffle) I guess(snort), We all are just going(sniffle) to have to go to Marsha's house then.

[NancyIL]

Thank goodness it was only an April Fool's joke, otherwise Tia....

[disneycub]

would have had to don her commando face paint, and

[RaySharpton]

and gather all 30,000 DISers together to march around Pete's house singing "It's A Small World" over and over again until Pete comes out of his home saying that he will, indeed have a DIS-CON-II...

[Nancy]

When Pete came out he was carrying Barb's OTHER lime green glove in surrender....

[BelleMom]

And Steve's princess tiara, and he exclaimed:

[WebmasterBarry]

"There are extreeeemmmmeeeee ddddaaaayyyyssss!" People stared and...

[Barb]

wondered where the heck he was going with this. And, just exactly how did he get Barb's green glove away from her?????:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[disneycub]

"It figures that Pete would have my princess tiara," said Steve. :rolleyes:

[luvdsny]

"What? This is a Princess tiara? I don't want this! I want the Queen's Crown!" yelled Pete. :D

[DaisyDebbie]

"Because I'm the ONLY QUEEN here!" he exclaimed

[WebmasterBarry]

Steve and Pete wrestled. Tammy then came by and said...

[Barb]

"I'm wrestling the winner!"

[luvdsny]

Then Brian (brisully) said; "Hey Dan (Murphy) and Pat (PatrickIL), get your cameras ready!"

[WebmasterBarry]

SSB passed out beer and pretzels. Marsha yelled...

[Patinmn]

"Nobody is getting this Crown from until they Pull it from my cold lifeless fingers" to which Pete replied.....

[Mackey Mouse]

"Marsha, you forget who the true Queen is, hand over the crown," to which Marsha said...






(teehee)

[CarolA]

Only to the winner of the Mickey Hokey Pokey!

[luvdsny]

So Tia turned on the muisc and ALL 30,000+ DIS'ers got in a BIG circle, while......

[tammyh-oregon]

they put their right foot in, they put their left foot in and shook them all about.

[Patinmn]

When PATinMN interupted and said "I don't think this was on the Itinerary"

[DaisyDebbie]

NurseKim said "now everybody watch me and do it this way"

[Patinmn]

To which Tia Replied in an hysterical voice "FREAKS, FREAKS, FREAKS" when all of the sudden Dayna....

[DaisyDebbie]

said "some guy on Main Street wants to spend some time with us"

[Barb]

"and it's ok with me, the more the merrier". :D Dayna thinks he looks harmless enough!!:eek:

[disneycub]

Unfortunately for Dayna and her band of hangers-on, the man actually turned out to be......

[Patinmn]

Her husband Alan in a disguise, Trying to keep an eye her; because the last time she went alone on a trip she.....

[Smee]

......let Barry "into her drawers "!!!:eek:

[Patrick IL.]

Out of the blue Towncrier walked in, and catching Barry with his hands in her drawers he exclaimed......

[Smee]

..."Barry, that is not on the Scavenger Hunt list !
Quit foolin' around and let's get over to.............

[disneycub]

Glo's room for cocktails and.....

[Patinmn]

Krispy Kremes.....Why she wanted the both of them at the same time was answered by PatrickIL who said.....

[disneycub]

"Whatever Ms. Glo wants, Ms. Glo gets. However........ "

[Patrick IL.]

lets take our drinks down to Tubies and get donuts.......walking through the lobby the group ran into Ray Sharpten who had just hung his patriotic lights, Then Ray says.........

[Smee]

...."got my Big Dogs on and I'm ready to howl" so they all headed over to.....

[luvdsny]

.....Tubbi's, by way of the Lemonade Stand, where......

[RaySharpton]

outside the Dophin Resort to see Ray putting his christmas lights up on his balcony dancing to the music of...

[tammyh-oregon]

It's a small world.


oh no not the evil dolls, cried Tammy and Jody!

[CarolA]

While Barry recorded another Kodak moment

[Pumbaa_]

Jody, Tammy and Steve gathered all the baseballs they could find. "Watch out dolls!" they cried, racing...

[luvdsny]

.........for a boat that was NO WHERE NEAR Barbs, for fear that Barb would KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE WATER and...........

[Mackey Mouse]

once again, the ride got stopped and they all got yelled at.. We then headed over to Haunted Mansion where

[CarolA]

they found Ray trying to break into the Chat Room

[Smee]

Smee (me) and Marsha rode in the same "Doom buggy" and laughed loudly throughout the ride. Barry who was in the "doom buggy" in front of them with Tia.......

[Barb]

..........was desperately trying to get Tia to stop giggling so he could concentrate on taking some sneaky pictures of all the ghosts!

[Smee]

which only made Tia giggle all the more. "Barry", said Tia, "don't you know that you can't take a picture of ghosts? Why don't you..."

[Patinmn]

go bug Barb, she is over there looking at the Tombstones for a Scavenger Hunt item.

[Mackey Mouse]

So off Barry goes with trusty camera to annoy Barb who is concentrating on the scavenger hunt items... Barb looks at Barry and says

[Barb]

Look, Barry, I only have 298 items left to find. This will be so easy, I promise, and it won't take any time off of the Thrill Ride Tour. You won't even know I'm doing this. Really, you won't. ;) ;) ;) :p :p :p :p You can even help me if you want!:D

[Smee]

Barry threw his hands up high in the air and ran screaming like a madman from the Haunted mansion! Barb watched him run away, then shrugged her shoulders and said
"I guess the Haunted Mansion ride is too scary for Barry"!
Barb looked at her watch and realized it was time to......

[disneycub]

...don her green glove and gather the troops for a tour of.....

[tammyh-oregon]

the osbourne lights. Where everybody oohed and aahed. and then, guess who came along. It was

[luvdsny]

.....Mickey Mouse, and he was wearing lime Green and sporting a festive hat. :D He said, come on everyone, it's time to.............

[WebmasterBarry]

...sing "Love Shack!" Then...

[Mackey Mouse]

all the commando and non-commando;) Disers got together in one chorus and belted out the chorus of Love Shack with Mickey singing the lead.. All was great until

[Barb]

Glo started singing "Sweet Caroline". The mood in crowd suddenly changed.

[disneycub]

The crowd got very surly indeed, because Neil Diamond suddenly showed up and.....

[Nancy]

yelled "This song s***ks!!!"

(wasn't sure if I could print the whole word here)

[WebmasterBarry]

Marsha gave Neil Diamond a kiss. Steve and Pat tried to get a kiss too when...

[luvdsny]

Tia barrelled over and said "move out of my way.......he's mine!" As I was trying to steal a kiss from Neil Baby, Frank........

[tammyh-oregon]

showed up with face paint and a festive hat. Wait a minute, we all cried. What did you do with the real Frank?

[WebmasterBarry]

Marsha said, "I saw him! He was dressed like Big Al in the Country Bears show!"

[Patinmn]

When Dayna suddenly yelled "lets go to my room and watch "Moulin Rogue" on DVD" to which....

[Mackey Mouse]

Tia groaned and said.. oh no.. not Moulin Rouge...Dayna and Marsha both tied Tia down and made her watch it again....Steve came to her rescue and

[disneycub]

said "Don't worry Tia honey! You'll get your hearing back soon. Nichole Kidman really can't sing, can she?" :p

[tammyh-oregon]

To which Tammy said, hey we're at WDW. Let's go shopping! And the group headed over to

[Barb]

Downtown Disney Marketplace. After shopping, they all agreed to meet at the Adventerer's Club, in Pleasure Island. :)

[disneycub]

Steve was carded at the front door to the Adventurer's Club, and couldn't get in because he was underage. :rolleyes:

[Patinmn]

Dayna goes over to steve and asks..."steve honey, have you been having these delusions long...or did the doctor increase your medication?"

[WebmasterBarry]

"Why do you think I wear a princess hat?" Steve said.

[Mackey Mouse]

After we got into a brawl over Steve's princess hat, we headed to jellyrolls to throw back some margaritas and belt out a chorus of Sweet Caroline, when Steve said

[luvdsny]

"I hate bars! Tia, why did yo drag me in here?" So as Steve made a speedy exit, Tia joined the 'can can girls' :D and Corinne............

[Mackey Mouse]

during a reenactment of the can-can scene from the movie Moulin Rouge high kicked Brisully in the nose, to which Brian replied..

[Barb]

"Oh, man, I think you broke my nose, how am I going to take all those pictures now!??!?!?!!!!!!"
As Brian left Jellyrolls to have his nose looked at..........................

[luvdsny]

.....He tripped over Marla's collection of 'drink glasses'! "oh no", said Marla......"now how am I going to..........

[WebmasterBarry]

"...get a guy for Marla?" Dan came out of the bathroom and...

[Smee]

..seeing Corinne and the other can-can girls(thanks Tia:eek: ) singing "Lady Marmalade"
quickly ducked back into the restroom.
Meanwhile up on stage, Tia, Barb, Dayna and Corinne finally.......

[Barb]

took their bows to a thunderous applause from the audience. :D The next act on stage that night was Jaypd and PatrickIL doing....................

[luvdsny]

.......the Chicken Dance........which just so happens to be Corinne's FAVORITE dance, so she jumped back up on stage and started to...........

[WebmasterBarry]

...lay eggs! Pete said...

[DaveH]

I can't take this anymore.:)

[luvdsny]

So he (Pete) got up on stage as well and started collecting all of the lime green eggs in his Martha Stewart basket. He said; "where can we scramble these?", and Dave H. replied...

[Mackey Mouse]

So they all headed to SSB's Lemonade Stand's kitchen hoping to find a frying pan and stove to make this awesome breakfast for all the Disers, but all they found was SSB squeezing his lemons for his famous lemonade, they thought

[Patrick IL.]

Those were the biggest gym shoes they had ever seen.......They suggested to SSB to stomp the lemons instead of squeezing them, he replied...........

[Mackey Mouse]

Stomping them with my feet would not be terribly sanitary, my friend, said SSB and so he handed the lemons to Patrick and said get busy, to which Patrick replied

[Barb]

I'm not doing this all by myself. I need help!!!!!!!

[disneycub]

Just then, Martha Stewart walked in and said, "Patrick, this would be much easier if you used my....."

[Mackey Mouse]

my vintage looking lemon squisher, it takes the seeds out and makes life so simple.. Patrick looked at Martha, rolled his eyes and said

[disneycub]

"Martha, your lemon squisher s***s!" Pete looked appalled, and.....

[Mackey Mouse]

Patrick looked sheepish, but they all laughed it off and headed to Kimono's for some sushi and good singing...to which Martha said

[tammyh-oregon]

What am I doing here with these "green people" anyway. I'm going back to the magic kingdom to meet...

[Smee]

Frank....."it's a good thing", thought Martha, so
she headed inthe oppsosite direction.
Meanwhile Patrick, SSB and all the gang arrived at Kimono's.....

[luvdsny]

.......where Sandra and John were warming up their voices to perform a duet of...........

[Barb]

Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell's "It Takes Two", which brought the room to a standing ovation! Then Glo, Marsha and Steve took their turn singing....................

[Mackey Mouse]

Stop in the Name of Love, before you break my heart, think it o-o-o-over... Steve insisted on singing the lead and Glo and Marsha agreed to do backup to his Diana Ross imitation... Barb, Tia and Smee hopped on stage to join as backup singers......Jay yelled

[Barb]

Wait for me, I wanna be a Supreme, too!! Let's all sing...............

[WebmasterBarry]

..."Boyz N the Hood" by NWA! They warmed their voices up and then...

[Mackey Mouse]

Broke out in an unforgettable rendition of Sweet Caroline.. SSB was horrified when

[Barb]

they pulled him on stage,too. He gracefully assumed the lead singer position and quickly change the song to .....................

[DaveH]

99 bottles of beer on the wall.:D

[luvdsny]

That's when all of the DIS'ers recruited everyone else in the bar and made a conga line that twisted and turned throughout the bar........and of course our very own Marla was leading the way.......when all of a sudden.........

[Barb]

The music stopped!!!!!!!!!! :eek: ....................................

[disneycub]

Marla had spilled her Long Island Iced Tea all over the CD player, causing....

[Marla Hellwig]

NOW JUST WAIT ONE DARN MINUTE - I HAVE NEVER SPILLED A DRINK IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mackey Mouse]

and as Marla said that.....she broke into a update chorus of Scotch and Soda, mud in your eye, and then the audience started swaying to the Kingston Trio hit, until

[Smee]

Marla.Marsha, Smee, SSB, and Steve realized that they were the only ones singing ('cuz they knew the words!!:eek: )
Quickly changing "gears" they led the group in a rousing rendition of......





p.s. Marla, roflmao!!:D

[DaveH]

the Disney riot squad conisting of Chip, Dale, Goofy and Max. They said upon entering........

[Mackey Mouse]

all those who know the words to Scotch and Soda step to the right and lead us all in a rendition of the Stones' Can't get no Satisfaction... before we head off to Epcot to the watch the fireworks.. the younger Disers were heard to say

[luvdsny]

"Isn't Scotch and Soda a DRINK?" :D With that said, all of the 'older-than-34' DIS'ers ;) said; "

[tammyh-oregon]

there is nobody here over the age of 34, what are you talking about?

[luvdsny]

Now that that's settled ;) all 30,000+ DIS'ers headed over to EPCOT for our private showing of.....

[Smee]

the movie in France. "Ooooooh isn't it pretty?" many DIS'ers were heard to say just before slipping off to sleep. When the movie was finished (and everyone awakened from their well earned nap), Jay was heard to exclaim.......

[luvdsny]

"Bon Jour Mes Amies. Everyone grab an EVC and follow me to".................

[Smee]

Canada for Beavertails and a LaBatt's!!!!!! So of course, they all did just that...except for.......

[WebmasterBarry]

...Tia, who wanted to sing "Boyz N the Hood" because it is so much like her life in Idaho. Just then Ray...

[Mackey Mouse]

What the heck is Boyz in the Hood.. We are not singing that song.. Barry, if you want to do a solo, feel free, the rest of us are singing It's A Small World.. ;) :D

[tammyh-oregon]

Its a small world. Oh No!

Somebody quick we need to get the word to Jody, Tammy and Steve who are still out gathering baseballs.

Now where could they be?

[disneycub]

Jody, Tammy and Steve were at Disney's Wide World of Sports, pelting Michael Eisner with baseballs and singing...........

[WebmasterBarry]

..."Crackling Rose!" Marsha and Patrick danced while...

[disneycub]

....on the balcony of his Dolphin Suite, Ray Sharpton had just finished putting up his latest Christmas light display. It was.....

[WebmasterBarry]

...so beautiful that Ray stuck his hands out and started flying. He flew over Spaceship Earth and...

[luvdsny]

...and then right into a seagull! "Ouch!", said the seagull, "Sorry" yelled Ray as he headed towards...

[DumboOrBust]

<font face="comic sans ms"> Steve to deliver a horse's head for his bed from Dayna for saying that Nicole Kidman can't sing. After the delivery, Ray............ </font>

[Barb]

landed, hopped on his ECV, kicked it in to high gear and tore outta there! He gathered up all the convention attendees and lead them over to MGM, for a Tower of Terror marathon. Only....................

[DumboOrBust]

Originally posted by Barb
landed, hopped on his ECV, kicked it in to high gear and tore outta there! He gathered up all the convention attendees and lead them over to MGM, for a Tower of Terror marathon. Only....................


<font face="comic sans ms"> Ambulance attendants were everywhere. Apparently, Tia had suffered a "FREAK OUT" near the entrance of Tower of Terror, and then.......... </font>

[Patrick IL.]

after getting Tia calmed down, her and Marsha sat on the bench outside of TOT. Then out of no where drove up JayPD, having borrowed :rolleyes: Rays ECV, Jay shouted.............

[disneycub]

"Steve is over at the pay phone calling PETA about Dayna and the horse head!!"

You didn't think I was going to pass that up, did you?? ;)

[luvdsny]

So Dayna quickly put on her now-famous Dumbo hat and borrowed Howie Mandell's 'incognito' glasses and tip-toed over to..........

[disneycub]

the pay phone, grabbed Steve, and dumped him in the Fantasmic! moat. Dayna said.....

[DumboOrBust]

<font face="comic sans ms"> I love you, Steve, but quit dissing Nicole. I then turned and saw........ </font>

[Barb]

Nicole Kidman waving and blowing kisses to everyone! Dayna ran over to get her autograph and .......................

[Barb]

Nicole Kidman waving and blowing kisses to everyone! Dayna ran over to get her autograph and .......................

[Mackey Mouse]

was pleasantly surprised when Nikole said to Dayna, I want your autograph too.. aren't you the one with that very famous Disney hat, I am such a fan of yours.. to which Dayna said

[DaisyDebbie]

"I want to introduce you to my friends Debbie and SSB". Nicole looked a little startled when she saw the size of SSB's .....

[luvdsny]

......MILKSHAKE! :earseek: Nikole was sooooooo impressed that she........

[Brisully]

reached down, pulled out the straw dripping with ice cream, and put it....

[WebmasterBarry]

...and put it in Dayna's mouth. Unfortunately, Dayna drank it too fast and got brain freeze. As she withered in pain on the floor, she saw...

[Barb]

Dan Murphy and Barry taking her picture! She quickly got up and ran towards..............

[luvdsny]

....the Mexico pavilion in search of....

[Sandra B.]

....Howie Mendell, who....

[luvdsny]

.....happens to be filming in the Mexico pavilion. So Dayna decides to...

[Brisully]

Kidnap Howie, run in to the restaurant, and yell "Food Fight!!", which prompted Glo to say........

[Patrick IL.]

Do not get any salsa on my new discon tee shirt or I will...............

[disneycub]

Smack PatrickIL upside the head! Nicole turned even paler than she already was, and......

[disneycub]

Steve said, "What?? Have I killed the thread, or does everybody have a life around here??" Dayna replied................

:Pinkbounc

[RaySharpton]

I prefer guacamole...they make green catsup now, too.

[WebmasterBarry]

Dayna drew a smiley face on Ray's stomach with the green ketchup. He said...

[luvdsny]

"Be careful Dayna........I don't want any of that green stuff to get on my Big Dogs!" :D And that's when Barb, Sandra, Tammy, and Tia all started to........

[tammyh-oregon]

to realize they had spent too much time together as they all had thought the same thing at the same time. Meanwhile, back at the Yacht club......

[luvdsny]

.....Dave (The Lion King) is wandering the halls looking for his room, when all of a sudden.....

[disneycub]

Marsha comes out of Dave's room, wearing her tiara and sash, and says.....

[WebmasterBarry]

..."These are extreme days!" The neighbors came out and they were...

[Barb]

all wondering what was going on with this unusual group of people???:confused: :confused: The group then headed out to the marina to catch the boat to go to........................

[disneycub]

Gatorland with Frank! Little did they know that the marina boats would only carry them to Walt Disney World destinations. Exasperated, they......

[tammyh-oregon]

they jumped overboard and swam to the shore. Where they saw...

[Brisully]

BarryHom getting money from a Brazillian tour group for the Disney version of Gatorland - throwing fried chicken to the alligators on WDW's Osprey Golf Course. Of course, this prompted Marcia to say.....

[luvdsny]

....."Don't forget to tell them about the fabulous DIS-Con merchandise that is available back at the Lemonade Stand." Then..........

[disneycub]

Barb said, "Let's go over to Atlantic Dance and I'll show y'all how to do the Achy-Breaky Line Dance!" The crowd gasped as......

;)

[luvdsny]

.......as they gathered their cowboy boots and hats and BIG belt buckles.........they couldn't wait to learn how to line dance with Barb. :D But as they all arrived at Atlantic Dance.....

[Barb]

they found out they were going to learn the Macarena instead!!!!!! So being the good sports that they are they all lined up and .........................

***DISclaimer: That's the last time I tell you guys anything!*** ;) ;) ;):p :p

[WebmasterBarry]

...JayPD instead did "Da Butt!" Marsha yelled...

[Mackey Mouse]

Hey.. is this X rated??? to which Jay said..

[disneycub]

"New York Police Officers never do anything X-Rated!" The marcarena dance suddenly turned into a margarita dance when Marla, Dave and Tia....

[WebmasterBarry]

...saw the crew of "Cops" film Jay! Then...

[glo]

Jay showed them his donald duck......

[Mackey Mouse]

to which Marsha kindly changed the subject and headed to the Magic Kingdom for some good clean fun and a ride on the Haunted Mansion looking for SafariSteve when

[glo]

when we ran into Barb trying to climb over the gates to read the tombstones...she was still working on the scavenger hunt when suddenly

[Barb]

she exclaimed, "I have to count the ghosts! It's worth 20 points!! Let's get inside!" We all go into the stretching room and the strangest thing happens................................

[glo]

All the stretching ghosts look like DISers...There is Dayna, Patrick, Marsha, Pete all with Tiarras on (don't worry Pete, I'll make sure your crown is the biggest) As they stretched....

[disneycub]

lightning flashed, someone in the crowd screamed, and the tiaras landed square on top of Tommy's head. Marsha howled with laughter, and Ms. Glo commented.....

[WebmasterBarry]

..."I can't see! All these tall people are blocking my view!" Then...

[Patrick IL.]

Ms glo, Ms CC, Patrick and all the other "vertically challanged" disers were given preferential front row viewing for all events and 1st in line passes by Disney Management :D This seem to upset the "non vertically challanged" disers who started started a small riot chanting the whole time...............

[glo]

Its not fair....but the vertically challenged group teased them and said, "na na na na poop faces" and stuck their tongues out at them. Then The tall brigade....

[Smee]

Took all the vertically challenged ones by the hands and bought them Mickey Ice Cream Bars
(those tall ones are so sweet!!)!!:p "Fantasy In the Sky" was about to start, so.......

[WebmasterBarry]

...they all sat on Dan's shoulder to get a beter view. Tia sat on his head and...

[Mackey Mouse]

Dan collapsed as all the vertically challenged people tried to climb the tallest Diser to get the best view... whereas the non vertically challenged while singing it is a Small World after all relaxed and watched the fireworks normally... Tom also collapsed under the weight of all the tiaras and as he looked towards Main Street, he said



(Tom was in on this one... ohoh, we may have a new Diser yet)

[Patrick IL.]

This is a very active group of people my wife is involved with, but rather fun also :D After the fireworks all head down main street and run into Brian coming out of the Emporium with a bag full of pins, Brian suggests.................

[Smee]

a Disney Trivia Contest back at his room, and the winning team gets......

[Patrick IL.]

ALL OF BRIANS PIN COLLECTION! :p Well who could pass up an offer like that so the group hijacks one of the Disney busses, Smee, the instigator, take the drivers seat and tells everyone...........

[luvdsny]

"Sit down, Shut up, and Hold on!" :eek: So I quickly called Keanu Reeves and asked him to come help us, but.......

[Smee]

he said he was "like really busy, Dudette" and added "You're on your own" so......

[disneycub]

Tia employed the services of Brad Pitt, who just happened to be nearby. Dayna went into a dead faint at the sight of Mr. Pitt, and................

[luvdsny]

......then she said; "hey, how did you get out of my trunk?" :D Then......

[DumboOrBust]

<font face="comic sans ms"> Dayna grabbed Brad Pitt and stuffed him back in the trunk. </font>

[glo]

and Steve sat on the trunk for safe keeping until.....

[Smee]

Smee (who was driving, remember?) popped a wheelie with the bus. The trunk flew
open and "Brad-baby" landed right in her lap!!!!!

It was time for the nightly 2 hour rest, so Smee got to keep Brad for the night!:D :smooth: :D

[Mackey Mouse]

To which we all replied.. "that's not fair." Smee on the other hand just grinned like a cheshire cat as she walked off with Brad..*sigh* the rest of us headed off to

[WebmasterBarry]

...see Glo carry Dan Murphy on her back. They ran around World Showcase and...

[disneycub]

quite accidentally, Glo had created a new DIS-Con event, called "Carry Dan Around World Showcase" or CDAWS. Naturally Glo was exhausted after such an undertaking, so she headed off to.....

[WebmasterBarry]

...Rose and Crown for a recharge! SSB was there with the DATW participants and said...

[glo]

and somebody noticed the size of SSB's feet.What big.....

[disneycub]

".....steins you have, SSB!" SSB rolled his eyes, grabbed Ms. Glo, and placed her on.....

[luvdsny]

.....his lap. :D This prompted........

[DumboOrBust]

<font face="comic sans ms"> <marquee> BEEEEEEEEEEEEP! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! </marquee> I'm sorry to interrupt this thread, but I want Brad Pitt returned to my trunk within the next 30 minutes or y'all are going to be sorry. If he's returned promptly, I won't ask any questions. I can't have him running around all willy nilly. Jennifer might find him. :D :p :eek: </font>

[disneycub]

You think if I had Brad Pitt I'd return him to your trunk?? :rolleyes:

Meanwhile, back at the DIS-Con thread....

this prompted.......JayPD and Barry to fly into jealous rages. Seems everyone is a slave to Ms. Glo's charms. JayPD said.......

[WebmasterBarry]

..."That isn't Brad Pitt! It's Brad Pitty, the B movie star!" Dayna screamed and said...

[disneycub]

"It's really Ewan McGregor in disguise!!!" Suddenly, all the DIS ladies....

[Smee]

...said "what the heck !" and cut cards for Ewan! While they were doing this, Steve tried to quietly sneek off with Ewan. Dan said "Hey, where you guys goin', Steve?". The DIS ladies looked up and raced to Ewan. Marsha got to him first ! and said.........

[WebmasterBarry]

..."Kiss me, you stud!" Steve said, "You talking to me?" Then...

[luvdsny]

Tia raced in and saved this thread. :D

As we were saying, DIS-Con was in full swing and DIS'ers were swarming WDW. But one day...

[WebmasterBarry]

...WDW ran out of turkey legs! Tia had an idea and it was...

[RaySharpton]

....to try EMU LEGS instead, and for those that are to...chicken...to try emu legs...how about "CHICKEN" WINGS...LOL...j/k...but then Alan said...

:jester:

[Mackey Mouse]

chicken legs.....what are you guys wimps.. it is either the real thing of nothing... in fact I think we should have a turkey leg eating contest, Barb said

[glo]

are chicken legs or emu legs on the scavenger hunt??? Then Barry....

[Patrick IL.]

said "I once found a emu leg is somebodys dresser drawer while on a scavenger hunt":rolleyes: SO it was at that point Barb took control and said..............

[luvdsny]

"Barry, STOP looking in other people's drawers, you pervert!" ;) Then Glo......

[disneycub]

...tried her best to restore order to an out-of-control group. She got up on a table and screamed.....




BTW, "kiss me you stud?" Puleeze Barry.....

[Patinmn]

"You put your Right foot in, You put you right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about", When everyone started laughing hysterically as they looked over to Nurse Kim who was.....

[WebmasterBarry]

..."I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout." Dayna stared at her and...

[luvdsny]

....and KarenNY stepped in and said, "you're doing it wrong! Let me show you how's it done. I know becuse I had to do this at Prime Time when Dayna got me in trouble!" So while Karen was showing Kim how to do the Teapot Song and Dance Sandra was.......

[WebmasterBarry]

...singing selections from "Cats." Then Jay and Chris sang...

[luvdsny]

.......they sang "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" which made everyone want to.......

[Marla Hellwig]

Sit down and drink Long Island Ice Teas and caper and conga

[luvdsny]

...but where-oh-where was Marla's glass collection? :eek: Ah-ha! It turns out that......

[Barb]

Ray made them all into party hats and was handing them out for everyone to wear!! After we all donned our home made hats, we decided to form a line and dance the Locomotion as we headed for the........................

[WebmasterBarry]

...13th floor of TOT! RhondaS was standing in the elevator and...

[disneycub]

was looking rather pale....NurseKim rushed to her rescue, but.....

[Patrick IL.]

found out she was more shook up from the "talking to" she just received from Disney Security regarding behavior on rides:p NurseKim escorted the shaken RhondaS back down when all of a sudden.................

[luvdsny]

:eek: ALL of the power went out! :eek: .............

[Patinmn]

Howie Mandel showed up and informed us all that we were being filmed for his new reality serious " 4 Days of DISCON", and sheepishly admitted that Barry wasn't the only one to Video inside Dayna's Drawers. When out of the blue.....

[disneycub]

John from Survivor: Marquesas showed up. Steve, Patrick and Roger just about passed out, but Dayna intervened and said.......

[WebmasterBarry]

..."Look up in the sky...it's Brad Pitt!" Steve drooled and said...

[luvdsny]

"That's not Brad Pitt.......it's Superman!" :D Then........

[Smee]

...everyone giggled, because they knew that with his X-Ray vision, Superman could see into everybody's drawers!:eek: :eek: :eek:
John (survivor), Steve, Patrick and Roger decided to go clubbing. Tia wanted to go too but....

[disneycub]

she figured that with her extraordinary inner and outer beauty that she'd be mobbed by......

[tammyh-oregon]

Mickey and friends. So she cried for Help! Guess who came to her rescue......

[WebmasterBarry]

...Ray Sharpton in his ECV! "Hop on board," he said and...

[disneycub]

they drove off to the Swolphin, where Ray showed Tia.....

[Smee]

....(what else but) his Big Dogs!!!!:eek:
They then decided to head over to get some Krispy Kremes.
WHo should they see there, but.....

[WebmasterBarry]

...JayPD! He said, "I must try these for my precinct." Then...

[luvdsny]

......JayPD bought 3 dozen Krispy Kremes and headed back to work. But as he was leaving Tubbi's........

[Patinmn]

Carol saw him with the boxes of Krispy Kremes........several minutes later when Jay regained Conciseness, the people around him informed him that.....

[glo]

Carol and a group of people wearing green lanyards had stolen his donuts and run towards the Yacht Club. There they saw Pete wearing his crown and he said....

[Mackey Mouse]

Hey look what I just pulled off Mackey's head, I got tired of her wearing that darn crown..we could hear Mackey screaming

[luvdsny]

....and we thought Marsha was crying because Pete had taken her crown, but instead she was 'freaking out' because there was a HAIR in her dessert! :earseek: She was so upset that she........