Dost Thou Speakist Shakespeare?

[kjkcool]

This was something we did in English yesterday, we spokist in Shakespearian fashion. I thought this would be fun for us to try.
How to speak like Shakespeare!:
1. Add the ending of "st" or "ith" to as many words as possible.
2. Use Old English. Ex. Thy, thee, thou, thine, doth
3. Mix up word order Ex. She went to the store. To the store went she.

The easiest way to do this is to ask a question in Shakespearian then let someone answer in Shakespearian.

I'll start:

Shall thee respondst to thine threadith?:rotfl:

Have Funith!

[cindys_castle2011]

woweth, lets seeith if i can do thy tasketh you asked of me.
Yes i shalll responst.
Does anyone else thinketh they can answer thy questions, to cometh.

(haha that was actually fun!!)

[Ms.Squeakers]

Ith Loveth Queenth.


Needth Ith sayth Moreth?

Noth

xDth

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

moo..st.

MOOST.

tahath.

LOLTH.

[HSMndLKfan92]

Similar to Yoda's grammar, I sayeth this is.

[STOPxmickeytime]

I useth the word "shall" in commoneth language all of thine time.

I actually do. :]

[kjkcool]

I useth the word "shall" in commoneth language all of thine time.

I actually do. :]
Me thinkith thou artst a little freakith!
LOL

[bookworm93]

Tis thy going to telleth thy favorite ridest?

[kjkcool]

Tis thy going to telleth thy favorite ridest?
Yea I shall, tis the Coaster Of Rockn'ith and Roller

[kjkcool]

What tis thy favorite colorith?

[bookworm93]

Purple tis thy colorst of thy souleth

Dost thy guess or shall thee tell what foodeth makest thy heart goeth a flutter

[kjkcool]

Purple tis thy colorst of thy souleth

Dost thy guess or shall thee tell what foodeth makest thy heart goeth a flutter
My heart doth yearn for Cheese and Mac of Roni

[kjkcool]

Which parkith doth make thou believeith that a parkith by any other name would be as sweet?

[BabyPiglet]

Purple tis thy colorst of thy souleth

Dost thy guess or shall thee tell what foodeth makest thy heart goeth a flutter
My stomach doth groan for tacosith.

[#1TiggerFan]

howith thy diser doith today! I shall resondith to thou threadith and compare it to a summers day. (is that shakespeare for a summer day thing?)

[CastawayJ]

lol
you have a cool class


1) thats not how they spoke
2) real old english is not comprehensible

[Rockstar mentality]

Hahaha try reading romeo and juliet in what they called early modern english

[CastawayJ]

Hahaha try reading romeo and juliet in what they called early modern english

try the origional beowulf

[Rockstar mentality]

no wasy thats the complete base of the english language. romeo and juliet the oroganl was 2 steps closer 2 what we read not. beowolf would be hell and completly incomprehensible

[CastawayJ]

no wasy thats the complete base of the english language. romeo and juliet the oroganl was 2 steps closer 2 what we read not. beowolf would be hell and completly incomprehensible

my emglish teacher had a contest for whever could read the first page

[STOPxmickeytime]

Me thinkith thou artst a little freakith!
LOL

My comrades mighteth agreeist with thou on that pointeth :]

And I only truly sayeth "Shall" in thy contextist of "I shall"
And everyoneth laugheth at it. :D

[::Snow_White::]

Hahaha try reading romeo and juliet in what they called early modern english

I love Romeo and Juliet.

[rnrlover]

Whatith?

[reminisce]

and here most people say they have trouble with shakespearean. i guess this thread shows that its not that hard (its late--im too lazy to follow the format)

[Rockstar mentality]

my emglish teacher had a contest for whever could read the first page

If you can read beowolf and understand it you should automaticaly given a phd

[Rockstar mentality]

and here most people say they have trouble with shakespearean. i guess this thread shows that its not that hard (its late--im too lazy to follow the format)

If i accauly did the assighnments my teacher gives i would have no problem but.... i dont