Haiku Game Thread

[Mnementh]

Got the idea
From another thread elsewhere.
Thought this might be fun.

In this thread you may
Only make posts with haikus.
Confused? Read below.

Haikus are poems
With three lines and syllables
Of five, seven, five.

I hope that you all
Have a lot of fun and I
Wish you all good luck!

[aengus]

i dont get it mint
can you explain a bit more
we are not so smart

[Mnementh]

Apparently, you
Seem to be doing just fine
Without any help.

But the first line should
Contain five syllables, then
Second has seven.

Finally, you get
To the third line, which should then
Have five syllables.

[Disney Dreams]

Aww, A, it's easy,
And you did it perfectly,
...Can a haiku break?

Fun idea here, Mint,
And a way to waste more time
...Just what we all need!

[Mnementh]

So no one else wants
To join in? I think you would
Enjoy if you tried.

[threeboysmom]

Anything Grace does
I know I can do better
Let's hear it for Pink!

[aengus]

pink has no T V
and hurricane is not here
pink is all alone

[taz]

pink is very boring
super taz is the very bestest (:))
Aengus is wacko


Ack, cant think of anything

[mikeyandscoobyx2]

is this haiku
Im not so very sure k
help me out here yay

[threeboysmom]

TV is stupid!
Totally ruined my night
I think you broke it :sad2:

[taz]

is this haiku
Im not so very sure k
help me out here yay

The first line on that is four syllables

[Mnementh]

Looks like this is off
To quite a good start, despite
Pink's TV troubles.

[Pirate Me]

Yes, this thead is great
I hope it does stay with us
does not run away.

[SnickersMyBunny]

Oh boy I stink at
haiku but I thought I would
give it a try now

[taz]

Thirty-Three Degrees
Sunny with a gentle breeze
Snow is melting yay

[Pirate Me]

Some day very soon
in the near future I hope
we'll get a snow day

[taz]

Some day very soon
in the near future I hope
we'll get a snow day

First line is 4 syllables

[SnickersMyBunny]

one more day until
I can get on virtual
magic kingdom again :cheer2:

[Cardinal]

First line is 4 syllables

Please post with haiku
Don't be a stick in the mud
Regardless, you're wrong.

[aengus]

Please post with haiku
Don't be a stick in the mud
Regardless, you're wrong.

for once i agree
cardinal has this down pat
he is all haiku

[Cardinal]

Aengus, you know it
I am all about haiku
You should stick to rap.

[Mnementh]

Looks like this thread may
Be getting good. Looks like we'll
See a war of words.

[RachelNinja]

This thread frightens me
I hated haikus in school
Because they don't rhyme!

[Cardinal]

Looks like this thread may
Be getting good. Looks like we'll
See a war of words.

You should shut your mouth
Everyone knows that haikus
Only make boredom.

[Mnementh]

You should shut your mouth
Everyone knows that haikus
Only make boredom.

If you don't like it,
Stay away from this thread. There
Is no need to play.



:p

[Disney Dreams]

This thread frightens me
I hated haikus in school
Because they don't rhyme!

But if you want to,
You can rhyme all your haiku
It's just up to you. :goodvibes

[KrazyPete]

Too much math for me
Counting all these syllables
More cat pictures please

[Mnementh]

This thread frightens me
I hated haikus in school
Because they don't rhyme!

Of all the poems,
Many of the best ever
Don't have a rhyme scheme.

[RachelNinja]

But if you want to,
You can rhyme all your haiku
It's just up to you. :goodvibes

Of all the poems,
Many of the best ever
Don't have a rhyme scheme.

As a small youngster
I thought poems had to rhyme
Now I know better :)

[Cardinal]

If you don't like it,
Stay away from this thread. There
Is no need to play.



:p

Of course I must play
Aengus does it, so do I
I always beat him.

[Mnementh]

Of course I must play
Aengus does it, so do I
I always beat him.

Well, good luck with that.
I will remain "Switzerland"
As I always do.

[Cardinal]

That is nice to know
Never knew that Switzerland
Ever took a side.

[aengus]

card is a loser
when it comes to rhyming games
he should interpret

[Cardinal]

Yes, I interpret
But poems don't have to rhyme
See? You self-defeat.

[aengus]

Yes, I interpret
But poems don't have to rhyme
See? You self-defeat.

shut it card or else
you will get what is coming
a one way ticket

[Cardinal]

shut it card or else
you will get what is coming
a one way ticket

Oh, spare me aengus
The only thing worse than your
Threats is your podcast.

[aengus]

Oh, spare me aengus
The only thing worse than your
Threats is your podcast.

the only thing worse
is to hear those words from you
i feel so pretty

[Cardinal]

the only thing worse
is to hear those words from you
i feel so pretty

Please, you're so tacky
With your flashy songs and tapes
I don't buy my fans.

[aengus]

im glad to hear that
you have to be very proud
your fan sounds real nice

[Cardinal]

im glad to hear that
you have to be very proud
your fan sounds real nice

Oh! You must want jokes
It's too bad this is haiku
I could have some fun.

[aengus]

knock knock who is there
cardinal cardinal who
not interested

[KrazyPete]

Little hiaku thread
look how far you have fallen
I will bump you up

[threeboysmom]

Flag is always fun
With Pete driving into rows
Pretending he's Jaws...

He aims straight for them
While chanting, "duh duh... duh duh"
Hero? Not Hero?

:sad2:

[KrazyPete]

Flag can be great fun
Sink the other boats before
Pink brings the flag home

Do not hold your fire
Boys can play capture the flag
Now unwussified

[Cardinal]

Wow, Aengus, look here
We have been interrupted
They are too jealous.

[KrazyPete]

So full of himself
yet so easy to ignore
fly away red bird

[Mnementh]

Cardinal just likes
To be sure he makes people
Sufficiently mad.

[Cardinal]

So full of himself
yet so easy to ignore
fly away red bird

Obviously not
If you ignore me so well
Why did you reply?

[KrazyPete]

Cardinal just likes
To be sure he makes people
Sufficiently mad.

He fancies himself
capable of doing so.
Chirp little bird, chirp.

[Cardinal]

Cardinal just likes
To be sure he makes people
Sufficiently mad.

I like to annoy
Anger is fringe benefit
Why else would I sing?

[threeboysmom]

Oh my gosh, boys boys!
Let's stop the fighting, shall we?
I want more cat pics!

:cat:

[Mnementh]

Oh my gosh, boys boys!
Let's stop the fighting, shall we?
I want more cat pics!

:cat:

LOL Cats has
Caused you to forget that there
Is a world outside!



:p

[threeboysmom]

LOL Cats has
Caused you to forget that there
Is a world outside!



:p

ur not kiddings, Mintz!
spend hourz lookin at catz!
i so hats that Petez!

[Cardinal]

ur not kiddings, Mintz!
spend hourz lookin at catz!
i so hats that Petez!

I has cheezburger?
I made you a cookie, but
Then I eated it.

[Mnementh]

Oh no! You are stuck
Using Zs instead of S!
As bad as Aengus!

[Cardinal]

Oh no! You are stuck
Using Zs instead of S!
As bad as Aengus!

If I were as bad
I would be in grammar school
How'd he graduate?

[threeboysmom]

No fighting with Card
Concentrate on Survivor!
Catch me if you can ;)

[Disney Dreams]

Row row row me boat
With the flag secure onboard
Long live the row - arrr!

[Mnementh]

All these pirates fans...
Anyone for fireworks?
Best payout ever!

[Cardinal]

I play every game
But the "prank call" one the most
Just no Gypsy songs.

[Disney Dreams]

Row row row me boat
With the flag secure onboard
Long live the row - arrr!

All these pirates fans...
Anyone for fireworks?
Best payout ever!

I click in the sky
Trying to hit each flawless
With tips from the best.

I play and practice
But never get the payout
That you mention here.

So back to the dock
To shoot, laugh, and make credits
"Arrr" is kind to me.

[aengus]

friday soon cant wait
twice the credits in fireworks
oh i love fridays

[Cardinal]

I love Saturday
OI tournaments galore
Prank calls during breaks.

[Mnementh]

friday soon cant wait
twice the credits in fireworks
oh i love fridays

I am not surprised.
Stay far away from pirates
Or Lily gets you!

I love Saturday
OI tournaments galore
Prank calls during breaks.

Feeling pretty, Card?
You sure don't sing like you feel.
Don't quit your day job!

[Mnementh]

Reviving this thread.
It fell way too far for me.
Back up to the top!

[Cardinal]

How shameless of you
Everybody knows that you don't
Resurrect your threads

;)

[aengus]

oh i wish it true
the words he is saying
but lies its all lies

[Mnementh]

Lacking some haikus?
I believe I can fix that.
Here is a new one.

[KrazyPete]

I had a haiku
but I forgot to post it.
It was really good.

[taz]

Off school tomorrow
Flying Carpet Out Very Soon
Uh oh, no credit!

[Mnementh]

Neglecting haikus?
Ha! Not on my watch, you're not!
Moving to the top!



:p

[Cardinal]

We know the Carpet
Is not ever coming out
Stop the excitement.

[Mnementh]

We know the Carpet
Is not ever coming out
Stop the excitement.

What if next month is
An Aladdin theme? Might we
See the magic then?

This is just a thought
From your friendly neighborhood
Rumormonger, Mint.

[Cardinal]

An Aladdin month?
That would make a very good
April Fool's Day joke.

[Mnementh]

That's been the rumor
Forever now, ev'ry time
Carpet is mentioned.

[Cardinal]

If I had a dime
For every time they said that
Carpet's coming out...

[Mnementh]

If I had a dime
For every time they said that
Carpet's coming out...

...I'd have to borrow
Some cash from you. You would be
A very rich kid.

[Cardinal]

Rich and talented
I'm the whole package, baby
And I'm not taken.

[Mnementh]

Someone's ego has
Gotten too big for their head.
Shall I deflate it?

[Cardinal]

Yeah, seriously
Aengus' head is way big
Let's go deflate it.

[shellybellypolo]

I agree, Cardinal
For once in your life
you're making some sense.

[shellybellypolo]

oh i wish it true
the words he is saying
but lies its all lies

You just broke
the rules of a haiku
Nice going, lava boy.

[Cardinal]

Oh, you just got burned
Tangled in your own insult
Hang your head in shame.

[Mnementh]

Should I let this die?
Nah, I'll just bump this up and
Torture you some more.

[Mnementh]

Since the board has been
Slower than usual, I
Thought I would bump this.

Maybe this thread can
Add a little more fun and
Entertainment here.

However, I will
Not hold my breath because of
How it did last time.

[GoofyWaterCoaster]

VMK is gone
My Pirates Guild has been killed
Despite, life is good