Why girls have it easier than guys.

[DisGirlAllie]

Something I got in an e-mail.

1. We can wear tight or small clothes. If they wear go-go shorts, they get very funny looks.
2. Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yeah, PMS sucks, but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week and be complete witches without getting ridiculed.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll get first dibs on a lifeboat, plus we get to keep our kids.
5. Guys are 6 times more likely to get hit by lightning.
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
9. We don’t have to shave our faces (Ouch that must hurt!).
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11. Nick, Jo, and Kevin. Need I explain this one?
12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!
13. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
14. That whole circumcision thing!
15. When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16. We don’t have to deal with sideburns. What’s up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
18. We never have to wear tighty-whities or stuff boxers into our pants.
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21. We don’t have to wear tuxedos, which, by the way, are creepy looking.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- not a problem for us!
23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don’t know how much fun those are.
24. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25. That special bond we have with our moms- some day.
26. We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking boy bands. Well, almost nobody.
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
30. We give really good advice.
31. On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34. We have a much bigger choice of cliques (Preppy, punk, sporty) while guys have either "cool" or "not cool".
35. Bevis and Butt-Head aren’t funny.
36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
37. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
38. And our wallets have a place for change.
39. Its entirely possible that we will marry one of the Jonas Brothers some day.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
44. We have much better role models: Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, while they have male cheauvanists: Julius Caesar, Louis XVI.
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it’s true.
46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47. We can show off our bodies without being arrested for attempted molestation.
48. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
49. Girls with guy first names (Joey, Cooper) sounds cool, but guys named Amanda aren’t much of a turn on.
50. We look great in tank tops. Guys just look odd.

[shellybellypolo]

:lmao: That's great!

[::Snow_White::]

:rotfl:
I love those.

[TX~tink]

Those are pretty good I'm not gunna lie, but I could do with out the PMS and cramps.

[shellybellypolo]

Those are pretty good I'm not gunna lie, but I could do with out the PMS and cramps.

Couldn't we ALL.

I used to think we had it worse off (especially the fact that we have to endure so much pain).

But this made my day

no

This made my life XD

[Princess victoria]

yup pretty much that whole thing is true!!

:rotfl:

[OneTreeHill]

I loved those. I love reason why I am better then guys :cutie:

[RaggedyAnnPrincess]

Lol, soooo true! XD

[DisGirlAllie]

Something I got in an e-mail.

1. We can wear tight or small clothes. If they wear go-go shorts, they get very funny looks.
2. Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yeah, PMS sucks, but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week and be complete witches without getting ridiculed.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll get first dibs on a lifeboat, plus we get to keep our kids.
5. Guys are 6 times more likely to get hit by lightning.
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
9. We don’t have to shave our faces (Ouch that must hurt!).
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11. Nick, Jo, and Kevin. Need I explain this one?
12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!
13. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
14. That whole circumcision thing!
15. When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16. We don’t have to deal with sideburns. What’s up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
18. We never have to wear tighty-whities or stuff boxers into our pants.
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21. We don’t have to wear tuxedos, which, by the way, are creepy looking.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- not a problem for us!
23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don’t know how much fun those are.
24. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25. That special bond we have with our moms- some day.
26. We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking boy bands. Well, almost nobody.
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
30. We give really good advice.
31. On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34. We have a much bigger choice of cliques (Preppy, punk, sporty) while guys have either "cool" or "not cool".
35. Bevis and Butt-Head aren’t funny.
36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
37. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
38. And our wallets have a place for change.
39. Its entirely possible that we will marry one of the Jonas Brothers some day.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
44. We have much better role models: Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, while they have male cheauvanists: Julius Caesar, Louis XVI.
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it’s true.
46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47. We can show off our bodies without being arrested for attempted molestation.
48. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
49. Girls with guy first names (Joey, Cooper) sounds cool, but guys named Amanda aren’t much of a turn on.
50. We look great in tank tops. Guys just look odd.

Bolded ones are priceless.

[TinkerTracy]

Very very funny

[imabrat]

1 word : LABOR!

If guys had to go through labor,the human race would probably be extinct by now! :laughing:

[GirlWithSpunk]

:rotfl:
That's really funnyy

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Yeah, i was just about to say..
TOO BAD WE HAVE TO HANDLE THE PAIN OF CHILDBIRTH.

[shellybellypolo]

Yeah, i was just about to say..
TOO BAD WE HAVE TO HANDLE THE PAIN OF CHILDBIRTH.

1 word : LABOR!

If guys had to go through labor,the human race would probably be extinct by now! :laughing:


Exactly. Imagine a guy trying that out for size.

:rotfl:

[dissoccergrl]

I'm such a tomboy! These things are so not true from my side of the spectrum!
2. Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
Mine do
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
I never got girl talk
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
What is concealer?
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
I can’t dance PERIOD.
13. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
Hey now! It’s really fun to see who can hold up the longest.
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
That’s not any fun! If Paris Hilton had survived House of Wax, I would have thrown up!
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
Again, What is make-up?
24. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
I don’t care if guys have extra parts, it hurts anyone who gets hit with anything!
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
Tomboys have it hard, ‘cause the guys don’t want to date a guy-friend.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
Not if you fall over every time you wear them!
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
That stuff is actually really comfortable compared to the lacy stuff girls wear that is also extremely tight!
35. Bevis and Butt-Head aren’t funny.
What on earth are you talking about? And, Monty Python is also extremely hilarious!
37. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
But most girls are starting to sit on their phones at my school.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
Mine does. Life is not what it is without football season!
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
I wore one to eighth grade graduation for the first time in years, I got some seriously funny looks!
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
But it’s fun!
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
This is the best one! But, some people refer to us as lesbians!
48. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
Power to the people.
Anyway, gotta fly
Tomboy out

[tinkerbellblondie19]

That's hilarious!

[Disney.Ears]

:lmao: :rotfl: :lmao:

[Ms.Squeakers]

:rotfl:

Thats awesome


Except I know we could all do withou the childbirth and PMSing

[PrincessEeyore]

:rotfl: AMAZING :rotfl:

[Pirate Me]

Haha. xDDDD

Hmm...this person must like the Jonas Brothers..

[Babyjustrun]

I personally think guys have it easier.. but that's just me.

[HDD]

I personally think guys have it easier.. but that's just me.

ITA

[JessBell**]

I absoulty AGREE with everything:thumbsup2

[BabyPiglet]

Aww, so true! Girls are a millions time better. :goodvibes:

This reminds me why I miss the Girl Thread! Anyone remember that?

[Damhsa04]

I loved the Girl Thread. I had many vents on that thread.

[Ms.Squeakers]

Aww, so true! Girls are a millions time better. :goodvibes:

This reminds me why I miss the Girl Thread! Anyone remember that?

I loved the Girl Thread. I had many vents on that thread.

We arent allowed to talk about deleted threads.

I miss it too, we had some good times on that thread...good and bad..but we got through them.

[Vannah]

Something I got in an e-mail.

1. We can wear tight or small clothes. If they wear go-go shorts, they get very funny looks.
2. Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yeah, PMS sucks, but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week and be complete witches without getting ridiculed.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll get first dibs on a lifeboat, plus we get to keep our kids.
5. Guys are 6 times more likely to get hit by lightning.
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
9. We don’t have to shave our faces (Ouch that must hurt!).
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11. Nick, Joe, and Kevin. Need I explain this one?
12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!
13. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
14. That whole circumcision thing!
15. When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16. We don’t have to deal with sideburns. What’s up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
18. We never have to wear tighty-whities or stuff boxers into our pants.
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21. We don’t have to wear tuxedos, which, by the way, are creepy looking.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- not a problem for us!
23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don’t know how much fun those are.
24. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25. That special bond we have with our moms- some day.
26. We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking boy bands. Well, almost nobody.
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
30. We give really good advice.
31. On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34. We have a much bigger choice of cliques (Preppy, punk, sporty) while guys have either "cool" or "not cool".
35. Bevis and Butt-Head aren’t funny.
36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
37. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
38. And our wallets have a place for change.
39. Its entirely possible that we will marry one of the Jonas Brothers some day.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
44. We have much better role models: Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, while they have male cheauvanists: Julius Caesar, Louis XVI.
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it’s true.
46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47. We can show off our bodies without being arrested for attempted molestation.
48. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
49. Girls with guy first names (Joey, Cooper) sounds cool, but guys named Amanda aren’t much of a turn on.
50. We look great in tank tops. Guys just look odd.

That's great, but...
21. We don’t have to wear tuxedos, which, by the way, are creepy looking.
--I actaully did have to wear a tuxedo for two years for band.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- not a problem for us!
--Maybe TMI, but I do have back hair...:eek:
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it’s true.
--Not always.

[Stitch&figment 4 eve]

Something I got in an e-mail.

1. We can wear tight or small clothes. If they wear go-go shorts, they get very funny looks.
2. Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yeah, PMS sucks, but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week and be complete witches without getting ridiculed.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll get first dibs on a lifeboat, plus we get to keep our kids.
5. Guys are 6 times more likely to get hit by lightning.
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
9. We don’t have to shave our faces (Ouch that must hurt!).
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
11. Nick, Jo, and Kevin. Need I explain this one?
12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!
13. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
14. That whole circumcision thing!
15. When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16. We don’t have to deal with sideburns. What’s up with those anyway?
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
18. We never have to wear tighty-whities or stuff boxers into our pants.
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21. We don’t have to wear tuxedos, which, by the way, are creepy looking.
22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- not a problem for us!
23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don’t know how much fun those are.
24. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25. That special bond we have with our moms- some day.
26. We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking boy bands. Well, almost nobody.
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
30. We give really good advice.
31. On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34. We have a much bigger choice of cliques (Preppy, punk, sporty) while guys have either "cool" or "not cool".
35. Bevis and Butt-Head aren’t funny.
36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
37. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
38. And our wallets have a place for change.
39. Its entirely possible that we will marry one of the Jonas Brothers some day.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
44. We have much better role models: Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, while they have male cheauvanists: Julius Caesar, Louis XVI.
45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it’s true.
46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47. We can show off our bodies without being arrested for attempted molestation.
48. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
49. Girls with guy first names (Joey, Cooper) sounds cool, but guys named Amanda aren’t much of a turn on.
50. We look great in tank tops. Guys just look odd.

I died after that one. It's so true. During football season last year i think everyone had a handprint on their butt

[TX~tink]

26. We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play

I don't now about that one, I got slapped on the butt today by my friend for no apparent reason...

[BabyPiglet]

We arent allowed to talk about deleted threads.

I miss it too, we had some good times on that thread...good and bad..but we got through them.
Actually, a moderator told me we could. As long as we didn't discuss the topics inside that thread. Like basically make a new Gilr Thread.

[DisGirlAllie]

Aww, so true! Girls are a millions time better. :goodvibes:

This reminds me why I miss the Girl Thread! Anyone remember that?
Girl thread. :sad1: RIP
I died after that one. It's so true. During football season last year i think everyone had a handprint on their butt
:rotfl:
Actually, a moderator told me we could. As long as we didn't discuss the topics inside that thread. Like basically make a new Gilr Thread.

YES!!!

[Ms.Squeakers]

Actually, a moderator told me we could. As long as we didn't discuss the topics inside that thread. Like basically make a new Gilr Thread.

Ah so i misread, YAH!!

Lets see...if you think about it the reason why it was deleted was because people were angry because girls and boys were flipping between threads when you cant discriminate threads between gender.

[Master Gracy]

the rolemodel one is a bit of a joke,

44. We have much better role models: Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, while they have male cheauvanists: Julius Caesar, Louis XVI.
I don't know how those two are good role models (getting killed in the horrid ways they did:scared:, but they could have picked some better guys, I don't think anyone has either of those two as their rolemodels.

[Ms.Squeakers]

the rolemodel one is a bit of a joke,

I don't know how those two are good role models (getting killed in the horrid ways they did:scared:, but they could have picked some better guys, I don't think anyone has either of those two as their rolemodels.

Yah

I mean... Queen is all made up of guyz ;)

[Columba]

the rolemodel one is a bit of a joke,

I don't know how those two are good role models (getting killed in the horrid ways they did:scared:, but they could have picked some better guys, I don't think anyone has either of those two as their rolemodels.

Julius Caesar was awesome. I do agree that Louis is a little strange of a choice, though...

[CrazyChik]

I personally think guys have it easier.. but that's just me.

Totally.

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Yah

I mean... Queen is all made up of guyz ;)

:lmao:

[yellowtink]

I'm such a tomboy! These things are so not true from my side of the spectrum!
2. Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
Mine do
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
I never got girl talk
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
What is concealer?
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
I can’t dance PERIOD.
13. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
Hey now! It’s really fun to see who can hold up the longest.
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
That’s not any fun! If Paris Hilton had survived House of Wax, I would have thrown up!
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
Again, What is make-up?
24. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
I don’t care if guys have extra parts, it hurts anyone who gets hit with anything!
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
Tomboys have it hard, ‘cause the guys don’t want to date a guy-friend.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
Not if you fall over every time you wear them!
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
That stuff is actually really comfortable compared to the lacy stuff girls wear that is also extremely tight!
35. Bevis and Butt-Head aren’t funny.
What on earth are you talking about? And, Monty Python is also extremely hilarious!
37. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
But most girls are starting to sit on their phones at my school.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
Mine does. Life is not what it is without football season!
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
I wore one to eighth grade graduation for the first time in years, I got some seriously funny looks!
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
But it’s fun!
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
This is the best one! But, some people refer to us as lesbians!
48. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
Power to the people.
Anyway, gotta fly
Tomboy out

I argree accept for my life isn't surrouned by sports.

yellowtink

[pigletgirl]

I guess you could say girls have it easier, in some things. But guys have it easier in other ways! No gender is better than the other. :) Just different.

[disney100666]

:lmao:

[pirateprinces_dancer]

thats is sooooo funny!! hahaha

[DisGirlAllie]

GUYS. Remember it's just a fun little thing I got in an e-mail.

[stitch'sbff]

Girls do have way easier then guys do.

[HSMndLKfan92]

I disagree with most of these.

[Tora Millypoops]

I love it. It's sooo cool.

[pigletgirl]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

[shellybellypolo]

I'm such a tomboy! These things are so not true from my side of the spectrum!
2. Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
Mine do
6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
I never got girl talk
8. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer (How do guys live without that stuff?).
What is concealer?
10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
I can’t dance PERIOD.
13. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
Hey now! It’s really fun to see who can hold up the longest.
17. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
That’s not any fun! If Paris Hilton had survived House of Wax, I would have thrown up!
19. Even if we are ugly, we have make-up to fix it!
Again, What is make-up?
24. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
I don’t care if guys have extra parts, it hurts anyone who gets hit with anything!
28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
Tomboys have it hard, ‘cause the guys don’t want to date a guy-friend.
29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking stupid.
Not if you fall over every time you wear them!
32. We have a much better clothing selection. They have jerseys and baggy "shorts", while we have unlimited outfits.
That stuff is actually really comfortable compared to the lacy stuff girls wear that is also extremely tight!
35. Bevis and Butt-Head aren’t funny.
What on earth are you talking about? And, Monty Python is also extremely hilarious!
37. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
But most girls are starting to sit on their phones at my school.
40. Our lives do not revolve around sports.
Mine does. Life is not what it is without football season!
41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
I wore one to eighth grade graduation for the first time in years, I got some seriously funny looks!
42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
But it’s fun!
43. We are called tomboys, but boys are called gay.
This is the best one! But, some people refer to us as lesbians!
48. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs (Yet).
Power to the people.
Anyway, gotta fly
Tomboy out

You've never ever heard of makeup?!
(Sorry if I sound a little bit of a jerk, it's just that even GUYS know what makeup is!)

Aww, so true! Girls are a millions time better. :goodvibes:

This reminds me why I miss the Girl Thread! Anyone remember that?

OMG..

That was my life.:rotfl:

[Pirate Me]

I think the "Again, what is make-up" is sarcasm to show that she's a tomboy and "doesn't know what make-up is"
Catch mah drift? =)

[Babyjustrun]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

Oh you're totally right.
xD

[shellybellypolo]

I think the "Again, what is make-up" is sarcasm to show that she's a tomboy and "doesn't know what make-up is"
Catch mah drift? =)

'k

OT: The DIS chat isn't working again recruit to the other one!

[BabyPiglet96]

that was awsome:cool1:

[Pirate Me]

'k

OT: The DIS chat isn't working again recruit to the other one!

I would but I'm doing my report. D:

[StitchfansJr]

:laughing:

[BabyPiglet]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?
:rotfl:

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

:lmao:
Thats just...priceless.

[CastawayJ]

I resent some of those
not all but some

[Ms.Squeakers]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

Thats. Awesome. :rotfl:

[Stitch&figment 4 eve]

I resent some of those
not all but some

Don't. It's all in a joking manner, and you can't say some of those aren't true.

[CastawayJ]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

... resenting that as well

the first time was in response to the list

[StitchfansJr]

I thought of another one:
51. When a girl sings a guy song nothing happens but when a guy sings a girl song people think something is wrong with him.

[Princess Ash]

To a couple pages ago...we do not HAVE to go into childbirth. If you don't want to you can A. Not get pregnant/have kids (yay!) B. Have cesarian section.

That is all.

[DisGirlAllie]

Alright I got this text just a few minutes ago...I thought I'd share it.

MENopause, MENstrual pain MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HIStorectomy..Ever notice how womens problems start with men?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[CastawayJ]

reasons why being a guy is anoying or bad

1) getting beaten up
2) not being alowed to sing when i want
3) all the "guys have to be tough/strong/etc" steriotypes
a lot more
but the huge good thing that makes up for it all is getting to love all of you

[Stitch&figment 4 eve]

reasons why being a guy is anoying or bad

1) getting beaten up
2) not being alowed to sing when i want
3) all the "guys have to be tough/strong/etc" steriotypes
a lot more
but the huge good thing that makes up for it all is getting to love all of you

You shouldn't be beaten up. Sing when ever you want. Who really cares? Guys don't have to follow stereotypes, you don't have to be anything but yourself.

[pirateprinces_dancer]

hahahaha i love being a girl most of the time but there's sometimes when i wish i wasn't...like that certain time of month...altthough i do enjoy getting to be angry and eating all the chocolate i can XD and then i love being a girl because i can wear TIGHT(i mean really tight) skinny jeans and not be called emo(unlike some of the boys at my skool)OOH nd i can obssess over FOB and all those bands....it would be kinda weird if a boy loved all of them as much as i do :)

[BabyPiglet]

but the huge good thing that makes up for it all is getting to love all of you

Ohmygosh Josh! Awww. That's so freaking sweet. I've never heard a guy say that.

[PurpleDucky]

Ohmygosh Josh! Awww. That's so freaking sweet. I've never heard a guy say that.

It is! And neither have I lol

[pirateprinces_dancer]

^that was sweet....why can't my guyfriends be that sweet? Well one of them is....today we were talking before B started at our desks and i was sitting there and my friend Jalen comes up to me and says "I haven't hugged you in a while" and the last time he hugged me was like yesterday and then my friend Cameron(looks like Ryan Ross) whenever i see him he ALWAYS gives me a hug......(his hugs are the best)....yeah that was semi-OT

[DramaGirl]

reasons why being a guy is anoying or bad

1) getting beaten up
2) not being alowed to sing when i want
3) all the "guys have to be tough/strong/etc" steriotypes
a lot more
but the huge good thing that makes up for it all is getting to love all of you

aww that sounds like something my boyfriend said to me today :cutie:

anyway those are hilarious and 100% true.

but when it comes to that time of the month... :mad:

[BabyPiglet]

It is! And neither have I lol
Yeah! Hey Josh, you go right ahead and sing and keep being sweet. :goodvibes:

Lol.

[TX~tink]

reasons why being a guy is anoying or bad

1) getting beaten up
2) not being alowed to sing when i want
3) all the "guys have to be tough/strong/etc" steriotypes
a lot more
but the huge good thing that makes up for it all is getting to love all of you

I'm not gunna lie I was all ready to say something about how you don't have to be beaten up and girls can get into fight to. and who says you can't sing when you want. And stereotypes are stupid and there are some that girls are supposed to live up to too. but then that last sentence just makes everything all better. That is probably the sweetest thing in the world.

[DisGirlAllie]

reasons why being a guy is anoying or bad

1) getting beaten up
2) not being alowed to sing when i want
3) all the "guys have to be tough/strong/etc" steriotypes
a lot more
but the huge good thing that makes up for it all is getting to love all of you
Aww. That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.:)

[dizfan899]

Those are pretty good I'm not gunna lie, but I could do with out the PMS and cramps.

ME TOO

[Arielfn93]

39...i could do without :]
but
xD
I love it :]

[CastawayJ]

this kinda touches on the gay thread

1) I am not gay

but because i sing and act the way i do i do get beaten up
and thats how the social ladder is, if you don't look good or are athletic you arent high up on it

I am not even honest w/ some of my friends like i am on here

2) a lot of people think i am gay

because i sing, act, dance, enjoy books, enjoy books guys don't normaly read (twilight (all 3) the ugglies (all 4))

3) but yeah... it is good without the double X

geneticly stronger among many others i am not gonna list cuz this is long already

[yellowtink]

I have a guy friend that everyone thinks is gay because in Elementary school he acted like a girl. It was fnny till the kids we hung out with got popular. Now I am one of his only friends.

yellowtink

[AngienLuLu]

Thats. so. AWESOME!
:rotfl: That made my day.
:D

[DisGirlAllie]

this kinda touches on the gay thread

1) I am not gay

but because i sing and act the way i do i do get beaten up
and thats how the social ladder is, if you don't look good or are athletic you arent high up on it

I am not even honest w/ some of my friends like i am on here

2) a lot of people think i am gay

because i sing, act, dance, enjoy books, enjoy books guys don't normaly read (twilight (all 3) the ugglies (all 4))

3) but yeah... it is good without the double X

geneticly stronger among many others i am not gonna list cuz this is long already
I fail to see how any one thinks you're gay. :confused3 I'm sorry I just don't see it.

[marypops!]

i laughed at some of them :p

i think about the being gay thing is kinda like Ryan in HSM. You watch that and most people would assume he's gay because of the way he acts...

The problem with the people at my school is that they want me to sing all the time and i hate them for that... they also make fun of me because someone videoed me dancing and put it on youtube :(

i hate my school...

[yellowtink]

Marypops! that is so sad. I can't believe someone would stoop that low. Wll the only explanation is they are jealous of your cool dance moves.

yellowtink