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lawnspecialties
12-19-2007, 03:03 PM
Are they out having babies and such? I haven't read anything from them in a while.
Shannone1
12-19-2007, 03:13 PM
Are they out having babies and such? I haven't read anything from them in a while.

I was wondering about that too :confused3 We haven't heard much from him since his last trip to FW
Gatordad
12-19-2007, 03:19 PM
He doesn't post here much anymore, it loses the "magic" for him when he goes to the Fort. He reported such about 2 weeks ago.
bigdisneydaddy
12-19-2007, 03:23 PM
He decided he couldnt hang with the BIG DOGS so he is relegated to sitting on the porch, once the baby comes the emasculation will be complete.
stacktester
12-19-2007, 03:44 PM
Yeah, Pete and I ruined Colson's life from all his years at the fort. We sucked all the info from him and left only the husk lol.
Gatordad
12-19-2007, 04:29 PM
Great Donnie, tell the world why don't you. First person that comes up to me and calls me the Yoko Ono of the Fort, I send my peacocks to your site to drink your beer.
bigdisneydaddy
12-19-2007, 07:34 PM
Colson was the light that shone brightly but burned out quickly.:laughing:
Gatordad
12-19-2007, 08:04 PM
Elton John is making the Colson candle in the wind as we speak.
Shannone1
12-19-2007, 08:39 PM
Elton John is making the Colson candle in the wind as we speak.

OMG....this made me burst out laughing !! :rotfl2:
ntsammy5
12-20-2007, 06:35 AM
Elton John is making the Colson candle in the wind as we speak.

Didn't he fly into a mountain? Oh, right, that was John Denver.
stacktester
12-20-2007, 06:47 AM
Didn't he fly into a mountain? Oh, right, that was John Denver.

I think it was actually the ocean. He was singing about a mountain.
des1954
12-20-2007, 02:13 PM
I think it was actually the ocean. He was singing about a mountain.

Singing about a mountain while crashing into the ocean? How poetic (sniff).
ntsammy5
12-20-2007, 02:24 PM
Singing about a mountain while crashing into the ocean? How poetic (sniff).

The important thing is that he's dead. Not Colson, John Denver.
Gatordad
12-20-2007, 02:40 PM
The ******* ran out of gas and crashed into Monterrey Bay(John Denver) Not Colson...
BigDaddyRog
12-20-2007, 04:09 PM
Im sure would would have written a great song about it...if it wouldnt have killed him....Denver, not Colson.
terri01p
12-20-2007, 04:19 PM
I thought he died because he snow ski into a tree, John Denver not Colson...popcorn::
BigDaddyRog
12-20-2007, 04:32 PM
No, that was Sonny Bono, not Denver OR Colson!!
ntsammy5
12-20-2007, 06:50 PM
No, that was Sonny Bono, not Denver OR Colson!!

But what happened to Elton John & Colson and that poor tree?
CottontailCurl
12-20-2007, 07:37 PM
No, that was Sonny Bono, not Denver OR Colson!!

What is this, the six degrees of Colson?
Gatordad
12-20-2007, 08:56 PM
You have it confused with 6 Degrees of Separation, with Kevin Bacon, not Colson.
mamaloya
12-20-2007, 10:25 PM
John Denver's dead?
terri01p
12-21-2007, 02:58 AM
John Denver's dead?



On October 12, 1997, Denver was killed when the Long-EZ aircraft he was piloting crashed just off the coast of California at Pacific Grove, shortly after taking off from the Monterey Peninsula Airport.

This is John Denver not Elton John , Kevin Bacon or Colson.
lisa8200
12-21-2007, 04:07 AM
OK This came way to easy
colson has been the goto guy on the enclosed firepit to keep you flame out of the wind.
Elton john wrote candle in the wind.
Kevin Bacon danced like the wind in highschool in Footloose
John Denver's plane got loose riding the wind and he wrote Rocky Mountain High.
Sonny Bono was sking down a high rocky mountain into a tree some wished had not been there.
Colson supported removing the trees at the Fort.

I think we may have stumbled on to a conspiracy bigger than JFK and the grassy knoll.
COLSON IS Elton John,Kevin Bacon,John Denver and Sonny Bono.
A master of disguise would keep his head shaved for wigs, I've never seen any of them together and How do we know he went to Vegas???or maybe he was there AS ELTON...HHHMMMmm. Knowing that a family would take most of his time he had to start thinning out the alter Egos. Freak accidents or carefully planned reductions of external responsibilities?? You decide.
It's always the quiet ones:lmao: :rotfl2:
bigdisneydaddy
12-21-2007, 06:12 AM
OK This came way to easy
colson has been the goto guy on the enclosed firepit to keep you flame out of the wind.
Elton john wrote candle in the wind.
Kevin Bacon danced like the wind in highschool in Footloose
John Denver's plane got loose riding the wind and he wrote Rocky Mountain High.
Sonny Bono was sking down a high rocky mountain into a tree some wished had not been there.
Colson supported removing the trees at the Fort.

I think we may have stumbled on to a conspiracy bigger than JFK and the grassy knoll.
COLSON IS Elton John,Kevin Bacon,John Denver and Sonny Bono.
A master of disguise would keep his head shaved for wigs, I've never seen any of them together and How do we know he went to Vegas???or maybe he was there AS ELTON...HHHMMMmm. Knowing that a family would take most of his time he had to start thinning out the alter Egos. Freak accidents or carefully planned reductions of external responsibilities?? You decide.
It's always the quiet ones:lmao: :rotfl2:



Lisa8200 is the new Zapruder
ntsammy5
12-21-2007, 06:14 AM
COLSON IS Elton John,Kevin Bacon,John Denver and Sonny Bono.


That certainly expolains a lot, but what happened to the tree that jumped in front of Sonny? Was it really Cher?
BigDaddyRog
12-21-2007, 06:19 AM
Zapruder, not Zoolander???

Lisa...that had to hurt....YOU are one intelligent chick to make all that fit together so nice and neatly!!! Even if it IS only possible in the land of OZ!!!!
des1954
12-21-2007, 06:26 AM
Even if it IS only possible in the land of OZ!!!!

But what about the "Flying Monkey's"????

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/img/color/book15.gif
Shannone1
12-21-2007, 08:46 AM
I think Rhonda has given up on this board. :rotfl: She is no match for you all. :dance3:
ntsammy5
12-21-2007, 08:52 AM
But what about the "Flying Monkey's"????

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/img/color/book15.gif



Is that an otter in drag?
ftwildernessguy
12-21-2007, 09:00 AM
What's he got in that basket - deep fried pickles?
Gatordad
12-21-2007, 09:03 AM
I like Lisa's analogy. She's alright in my book

what's in the basket??? it's armadillo food for the peacocks
des1954
12-22-2007, 10:32 AM
What's he got in that basket - deep fried pickles?


Deep fried pickles, Peacock McNuggets, Beer, and Kungaloosh!
Colson39
02-04-2008, 10:17 AM
Here I am! Ok ok, so I see you guys missed me, and I missed this forum as well. Things just got a little busy!

Plus what was said was correct, the Fort had lost some of it's magic last trip, and I thought maybe it had to do with how much time I spent here. Came to realize it actually was a combination of things, which really had nothing to do with being here.

Fortunately, all of those things won't be happening on future trips, so I am once again excited to talk about the Fort with y'all ;)

And I am STILL a BIG DOG :P
ynottony99
02-04-2008, 02:27 PM
Yes you are, Big Dog!!!! There was some mutinous (is that a word??) talk about renaming 'Colson's Crossing', but other than that I believe your golden!!!!!!! How is everything going for you and your family?!?!
Colson39
02-04-2008, 03:15 PM
Everything is going great. And yes, I saw the talk of renaming Colson's Crossing, in fact, I saw it when it was actually going on. Just wasn't posting at that time ;)

I mean, how could you rename that! There's plenty of room in the Fort for everyone! lol
Rhonda
02-04-2008, 03:35 PM
Welcome back!!! We missed you! :cool1:
Colson39
02-04-2008, 03:39 PM
Thanks Rhonda! :)