WDW Water!!!

[Higgs22]

The Walt Disney World Water Drinkers Association lives on...

This is a continuation of an earlier thread...about Disney Water....

Do you like the H2O in It's a Small World...or is Seven Seas Lagoon more your taste???
Join the WDWWDA..and swap stories (but hopefully not spit :D)


(yes...we know it's a joke...but this thread is "just for fun!)

[Blondie]

I prefer Crescent Lake.

[luvstiggertoo]

I've never personally drank the water in Its a Small World. Every time I try to bend over and get a drink, a cast member chastises me for not keeping my hands and arms (and mouth) in the boat!!!!:D

[DisneyJen]

As a founding member of Walt Disney World Water Drinkers Association I will share my very favorite WDW water...

The water from the World Showcase Lagoon, taken from the bridge between UK and France, has an incredible je ne sais qua (or something like that) about it. It tickles the palate like a fine French Champagne with the color of Guiness and the bouquet of calvados.

[IASW Rider]

I still maintain that the purest and tastiest water comes from the Seven Seas Lagoon. I just lean over the side of the Resort Launch to the Poly, take my straw, pop it in, and slurp away! The best is the foam that comes in the wake of passing Water Mouses!

[Miss Jasmine]

Another Charter Member here....

Personally my favorite is Splash Mountain, righ after the drop. Mmmmm-mmmm-good! IT's like country spring water.

For those just joining the WDWWDA here is the link to the original thread...

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=162547

[cotye]

I prefer the water from Kali River Rapids... All that foaming and constant churning action add more bubbles to the water, making it more palatable. :)

[noel]

I'm more of a Maelstrom gal myself. It's chock full of Norwegian goodness!

[Dan Murphy]

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A sip from the 'champagne fountain-like' fountain at the Dolphin every morning before heading out to the parks.

[wdwoldtimer]

Thanks a lot people!! I just got back from WDW and tried drinking the water on It's a Small World. Not only did the CM call security and have me thrown out of the park, but now I feel sick to my stomach and am running a high fever. I also seem to be developing some sort of rash on my..well never mind. I have ringing in my ears....and let's not forget dry-mouth. Serious dry mouth. The doctor says I might have malaria. So how do you guys do it without getting sick and in trouble?

[Buttermilk]

Just skip all the other bodies of water, and head straight for the All Star Pools. Fill er up! Drink all you want. It's plum full of all kinds of minerals! And a bunch of other stuff too!

[IASW Rider]

All you need is a crazy straw, some courage, and a little ingenuity....................

[Rajah]

I'm also partial to the Splash Mountain water, myself. It has that old back-country charm and refreshingness.

[wdwoldtimer]

This is all great information! I'm writing everything down for my next trip!! But doesn't this thread belong up on the Planning Board, that seems to be a better fit.

So how do I join the WDWWDS and is there a family plan available?

[DisneyJen]

For the low, low price of $20.02 you can buy the official WDWWDS membership which entitles you and all members of your IMMEDIATE family to a special bottle, pin to wear on your laynard, and sheet music to the offical WDWWDS theme song. Hurry there is a limited quantity and you need a special code and postcard.

[Miss Jasmine]

WDWWDS? What's that? I thought this was the WDWWDA???? If not, am I in the wrong group? Help!

[Kermit]

I prefer the creek/swamp that runs through Fort Wilderness. I like my water extra chunky! :D

[preshi]

Just don't go in the water at Seven Seas Lagoon (or whatever is right outside the Poly). I got a rash on my feet!

[SPAGo 98]

mmmm. The water in Echo Lake in MGM is unrivaled for its flavor.

[wdwoldtimer]

IT's the Dino dung that gives it it's flavor...

[olena]

YUCK!

[helenabear]

I was told about this group (only good things of course). I'd have to say my favorite will have to be the Seven Seas Lagoon. Just step right out from the Poly and you are there. It is the perfect blend of everything Disney to me :)

[catsrule]

animal kingdom safari water.....gotta drink with the crocs!:D

[olena]

Ewwwwww...snake and fish poop....:)

[Leota]

Personally, I perfer the Fish Spit water from Coronado Springs to the Camel Spit from Aladdin's... It has a fresh lime flavor that brings a certain brightness to it....Now for added flavor, you could scoop the water below the fish, in the kiddie pool....
My favorite water, by far, is the Leap-Frog Fountains....you have to work a little to get a good swig, but it makes it oh so much better when you finally land a faceful.......

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

Jasmine...some time ago there was a hsitoric merger...the WDWWDA and the WDWWDS joined forces to become the largest WDW water appreciation group in the world today!!!

Either name is correct...but WDWWDA is the "official" name....

And I must put a vote in for the Jungle Cruise...a slightly smoky flavor...but full of rich goodness...

And let's not forget the "Lost Holy Grail" for WDWWDA members...the legendary 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Lagoon! Hopefully someday..that area will open up again and WDWWDA members will indulge to their heart's content....

[Towncrier]

I just love to tell people that, as a child visiting my grandmother in Zephyrhills, I used to swim in the spring on the outskirts of town. The same spring that they now bottle and sell for $$$ a bottle at WDW. :)

[Granny]

I hate to give away such a tightly held secret, but the water in the kiddie pool at Wilderness Lodge.....UN-BE-LIEV-ABLE!! Of course, it's rather inconsistent in its taste, but on a 95 degree day after the kids have been in there for 6 hours....magnifique!

For a more carbonated, elegant choice, the geyser a few feet away cannot be beat. But you can only catch it every 1/2 hour, and you ALWAYS end up in somebody's photo album.

[DeeCee]

Oh come on you guys! Nothing compares to that at the Jungle Cruise. Where else could you say you tasted the backside of water.:)

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:
You know....I was hoping to keep that a tightly held secret...but DeeCee is right...the backside of water is much more refreshing than the frontside :) The backside of water tastes like a fine French bubbly...mmmm. The frontside of water is more like a lower priced (but still good) California white wine....

[JulesMom]

I prefer the geyser at Wilderness Lodge. It has a really woodsy, mountainous taste!:D

[Ted and Holly]

I have two favorites. The first is the water from the El Rio del tiempo in WS Mexico. It has a spicy flavor!

My second is definitely from the kiddie pool at CSR. The yellow tinge reminds me of Gatorade.

Holly

[Rajah]

I had completely forgotten about that, DeeCee! You're right, the back side of water is such a unique thing it's really special to get a taste.

If I'm eating cheese with it, I also like the smoky flavor of the water found in the burnt village in Pirates of the Carribean. For a cool refresher, the water in Maelstrom is very chilly. I also agree with Leota about the leap-frog fountains or "jumping" water -- very well aerated with a touch of fantasy. Not quite carbonated, though. If you want carbonated, you need to get it from the backwards-waterfall outside the Imagination Pavilion in Future World. That water is so well carbonated that it is so light it floats UP!

[Sonya]

Frankly I like the Fountain of Nations in Epcot. When they 1st opened it they had water from 7 nations poured into it. You can get a good taste of waters from around the world. It seems to be a aquired taste, though, more sophisticated.

[Bennet]

The back lot tour offers some nice favors.

The special effects tank is a nice change of pace mixing stale water and salty guest sweat.

Catastrophy canyon offers a hint of of refined oil rinsed over hand panted fiberglass "rock" and a delicate burnt natural gas after taste. Sit on the left and hold out a frosty mug.

[disykat]

I prefer the fountains at Downtown Disney. Since I am used to traditional drinking fountains, it took me a little while to get used to lying on my stomach with my mouth open waiting(and all those darn kids that kept trying to knock me out of line!). However, it was so worth the wait - very refreshing.

[DeeCee]

:jester:

[helenabear]

DeeCee, you brought up an excellent point... the backside of water is never to be missed :D

[Leota]

OK waters of the world experts - I'm in need of some cold-healing waters.....which would you suggest for a remedy?......

[DisneyJen]

Leota, when I am in the need of taking the healing waters I prefer the warm water of the GF Spa hydrotherapy. All those aromatherapy additives, shaken, not stirred, works miracles:jester:

I know that you say that you are looking for cold healing waters ... The World Showcase Lagoon water, from the bridge between the UK and France, still remains my favorite. If you scroll back to page 1 you can find my descrpition of this exceptional water.

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

I like the water at the Kali RIver Rapids.....sort of gives you RUSH of refreshness!

I am so glad I found The WDWWDS!!!

Sending in my membership ASAP!!

Wanna have those water botles and pins before our June Trip!

[Miss Jasmine]

A water that I am most interested in trying is the water from the fountain in the GCH at the Poly. I'm sure it will be a nice tropical blend.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

I also want to highly recommend the water at Shark Reef at Typhoon Lagoon....
A rare treat...full of fishy goodness! :D

[wdwoldtimer]

Jas, I've tried a sample of GCH water at the Poly!! It has a slight pineapple flavor. Very tropical and fruity. You'll love it.

Leota, true cold healing water can be tough to come by at WDW. The most powerful source can be found in Epcot. I warn you it is extremely rare and difficult to obtain. The runoff from the moisture and snow in Ice Station Cool is proving to have extreme healing powers. Our WDWWDS VP of R&D did some analysis a couple years ago and arrived at some amazing conclusions. Check with Higgs

The quickest way to intake this precious elixir is by eating the snow found on the walkways. If that is not to your liking, you can take a large sponge and soak up any moisture found on the walls and mixed with the snow and then squeeze it into your bottle.

disykat, I'm sorry to hear you're having trouble drinking from the fountains. I suggest you file a report with our Director of Security, Miss Jasmine. I'm sure she can recommend ways to avoid that problem.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

Just checking in...
wdwoldtimer is right...we at the WDWWDS have found that the waters of Ice Station Cool, though hard to get at, do in fact have some mild healing powers...just use the method outlined by wdwoldtimer and you will start to feel the effects in 2-3 days...

Additionally, we have some preliminary indications that the waters used in Summit Plummet at Blizzard Beach may also have some of the same properties...we are still doing research on this...watch this space for more details ;)

[catsrule]

Any of the kiddies' pools at the resorts is good too, the more babies in it the better it tastes. :D

[Granny]

Carrying the tremendous burden of safeguarding the interests of our Senior Citizens, I must say that some of the responses on this thread have seemed somewhat capricious. Don't you know that there are many fragile, elderly folks out there just waiting for some magic elixir to restore their youth? And you hold out this unproven urban myth of various healing agents in the WDW water! :mad:

Believe me, if there was a fountain of youth there, I'd of found it by now and distributed it to my constituents. But fear not, I'll keep looking.

You can cross the moat water around the castle in MK off of the list....it has no medicinal value, but does have that wonderful gunpowdery taste found in waters beneath fireworks world wide!

[IASW Rider]

Well, Granny, I admire your dedication to protecting the interests of senior citizens worldwide.

I don't know about medicinal properties, but I've recently discovered the joy of drinking directly from the large tanks in The Living Seas - each sip is like having an entire meal!

[Rajah]

Granny -- Have you tried the water from It's A Small World? I've heard that might have some youth-restoring properties.

Or the water from the Mermaid's Lagoon in Peter Pan's Flight also contains some of that "never-grow-up" youth restoration. That is *very* hard to get, though. You have to hit it just at the right time, when the second star to the right is shining, in order to have a chance of getting any water from the Mermaid's Lagoon.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:
I have an important announcement from the R & D team at the WDWWDS....Until further notice...the water in the Manatee exhibit at the Living Seas is off limits...This is due to enviornmental concerns to protect the endangered Manatee...we are feverishly working to come up with a rationing solution to balance both the needs of the manatees and members of the WDWWDS...
BTW IASW..you may still safely drink the water in the rest of the Living Seas....;)

[DisneyJen]

Higgs, I hope you and our crack R&D team are able to come up with a solution ... and soon since we are having a run on memberships. Between this and the 20K Leagues Under the Seas rationing we could have a marketing catastrophe;)

Or is this just another one of our beloved founder's key marketing strategies that he hasn't share with the marketing department. Sort of like the "new" Coke recipe;)

[IASW Rider]

Don't worry, Higgs - I will stay away from the manatee tank. I hadn't sampled the water from that tank, anyway - those manatees can be pretty scary when they're eating their large heads of lettuce, and I wanted to stay out of their way! I prefer the coral reef tank, anyway - more water to be had, in there!

[Miss Jasmine]

Please let me know if you are having trouble accessing any water sites because of pesky CMs or guests. It is my job to insure the safety of all our WDWWDS members. And this is a duty I take quite seriously.

The first safety bulletin I would like to post is of course, stay out of the manatee tank until further notice. Thank you for your cooperation.

[WDW Poly Princess]

I must say, water from the 7 seas lagoon is my personal favorite, but oh how that water from the Rivers of America (On the way to Tom Sawyer Island) quenches your thirst on a hot day! And you can just tell by the look of the water on the Jungle cruise that its full of vitamins and minerals! Yummy!

[IASW Rider]

WDW Poly Princess - yes, the Seven Seas Lagoon water is a personal favorite of mine, as well. I think that the reason that we enjoy it so much is that it's fed by the all-American wholesomeness of the Rivers of America! Grab a straw and join me on the Poly dock for some Lagoon water sipping!

As VP of International Affairs, I must promote the waters of the Jungle Cruise, World Showcase Lagoon, Kali River Rapids, El Rio De Tiempo, the Maelstrom......and of course IASW, as well! Sample the unique and individual flavors of the International waters of WDW! They are cultural experiences unto themselves!

[helenabear]

Rider, you just mentioned my second favorite water spot... El Rio Del Tiempo... that really is some of the best water I have experienced. It is right behind Seven Seas Lagoon and Maelstrom is right after El Rio Del Tiempo for me. International waters always have something different about them that set them apart from the rest :D

[IASW Rider]

Yes, Helenabear, it must be that multi-continental flavor that pleases the pallette so much!

(Since I'm still afraid to ride the Maelstrom, might as well drink the water there!)

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:
An update from the WDWWDS research and development team....
The water in the Manatee tank at the Living Seas has been ruled safe to drin...BUT since there are no extraordinary properties to this water...we are still recommending that WDWWDS members avoid this water...this is in the best interest of the manatees...since if the water level in the tank is seriously depleted, it could damage their health....besides, do you REALLY want partially digested lettuce in your water...

The better news is we have found a much underutilized source of water in the Magic Kingdom...Extensive research has discovered that the water pouring off the wheel of Harper’s Mill on Tom Sawyer Island tastes like lemonade...try some and see!!
Enjoy! ;)

[amandadaddy]

Okay, so I'm a late bloomer, but as a member of the WDWWDS/A board I felt obligated to make a contribution:

STAY AWAY FROM EL RIO DEL TIEMPO!!!!!! Gee Whiz, haven't you folks ever heard of Montezuma's revenge?

I suppose kiddie pools are fine for the novice, but the flavor can be unpredictable, like the proverbeal box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get! The same could be said for all "open-access" sources of water. Yes even the mote (sp?) at Cinderella's Castle ( need I remind you of the guard at the Love Shack and his need for relief ). Why even the H2O of IASW has to be suspect because all those little folks from all those different countries with the sound of running water so prevalent have never been seen absent from their posts!

So which water is the best? I humbly submit, as VP of Wildlife Preservation, that water drank from the spitting camels of Aladdin is superior to all others. Yes, I know, it can be difficult to catch a mouthful and you do run the risk of a neck injury, but the best things in life are worth the extra effort. Sometimes you have to choose to do more than hang over the side of a launch with a Crazystraw, besides, this makes the Camel an even more useful critter than it already is!


:earsboy:

[wdwoldtimer]

Rajah, funny you should mention the possible youth restoration properties of IASW. Unfortunately our technical team has found this to be untrue. Granny tried it early on with the same hopes, but the only effect it had was to make him shake his butt and wave his hands back and forth incessantly with an eerie smile on his face, all while humming some familiar tune over and over and over again. Luckily the effect wore off after a couple weeks.

Three cheers to Higgs' crack research team to post the latest warning about the manatee water. Not only is it for environmental concerns, there are unconfirmed reports of some of the past drinkers starting to look and act like manatees. It's best to heed Higgs' warning lest you your loved ones sense a disquieting metamorphosis when they look at you. But this would be the least of your problems. If our head of security catches anyone breaking WDWWDS mandates, good heavens, I would not want to be in your shoes. She is one individual you DON'T want to cross. Let's just say the last member to break the rules still has to drink water from a straw.

What are these grumblings from the Marketing department? Isn't it Marketing's job to put the right spin on everything, including this catastrophic issue with the manatee water and the unprecedented run on sub water? Let you hair down, babe! Let the creative juices flow. I'm sure you can come up with a way to turn this into something positive. And where's our WDWWDS logo, by the way?!?

I'm thinking we need to start distributing our newsletter in multiple languages in order to boost our international presence. We need to send you on a road trip, IASW Rider. Can you speak French and do you feel like spending your honeymoon in Tahiti? I have to check with our CFO to see if it's in the budget...wait....we don't have a CFO yet!

Who has an accounting background and experience in managing multi-million dollar budgets for a non-profit organization?!?

[TinkerPixie]

Ahhhhh the good old days, when we could get Discovery Island water. Nectar of the Gods!

Has anyone worked up the nerve to drink from an actual drinking fountain? Any survivors?!

[wdwoldtimer]

Geez, leave it to the environmental guy to rain on everyone's parade! Next you'll be telling us drinking from the Seven Seas Lagoon will burn holes in the ozone layer and cause global warming! Or slurping up the water around the Tree House Villas has an adverse effect on the Spotted Owl! Well I guess I hired the right person for the job! Welcome A-Dad!

[IASW Rider]

Unfortunately, I cannot speak French......but I can speak somewhat decent Spanish and Hebrew, if that helps! :) Send me where you will, Mr. CEO!

An update from the youth restorative properties of WDW Water front: An anonymous source informed me that there is "MAGIC IN THE WATER" of the Fantasmic moat. I plan to sneak over there with a plain, unmarked container to procure a sample to submit to our R&D Director. Keep an eye out for my package, Higgs!

[wdwoldtimer]

And if you drink it during the show, it's like one of those flaming tropical drinks!

[IASW Rider]

Sometimes steam rises from it too, and sometimes it sponteneously splashes in your face, while you're trying to drink it! Definitely magical water! Can't wait to see what Higgs's and his R&D Team's verdict will be!

[DisneyJen]

Our first-class and extremely creative design team is coming up with a logo that captures the spirit of WDWWDS ... We are looking at colors like ... the guiness colored water of World Showcase Lagoon, tinged with the murkiness of the Jungle Cruise water. We are looking for the right shade of yellow ... we are looking for inspiration from some of the kiddie pools at the resorts.

We really need to hire a DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS (HOW ABOUT IT BRERALEX YOU WOULD BE PERFECT )so we can get the right spin worked out on this shortage.

Since the camel spit tastes like Cristal maybe we can position the manatee water as vintage Dom Perignom? But how can you top Cristal ... Nonetheless, don't worry fearless CEO ... you name it, we spin it:bounce:

[ksdave]

OK, I have performed a complete engineering study of each and every water source at WDW, including DD. Based on the average size of the human mouth, throat capacity and stomach size, versus water quality, mineral content, etc., I find that the most beneficial WDW H2O consumption experience is attained by sitting in the front row of a Splash Mountain boat with a #12 funnel firmly implanted between your lips and your head parallel to the track on the last big hill.
As soon as the boat hits bottom, SWALLOW!
The volume of water consumed, combined with the burning sensation of the water ripping down your throat, will be the most awesome water experience you can attain.

Sincerely Submitted
ksdave
VP of Engineering

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

OK....we have done some preliminary research on the Fantasmic water...and we have discovered some potentially earth-shattering news....

while the water from the lagoon (thanks IASW) does in fact steam..and has some smoky properties...it is by itself, rather ordinary...

BUT

Once it hits the jets and becomes the water screens, something amazing happens

If you are able to get to those spray screens with a straw...drinking that water allows you to see into the future!!!

Note: our research has shown that this only works when the water is part of the "official" water screens...if you bottle it...it just becomes regular water...

So, the problem is...how to sneak by cast members and into the lagoon during the show...prehaps our director of security could come up with a plan....

BTW ksdave...have you considered the possibility of choking on Splash Mountain...I think a #12 funnel could lead to problems...we need to check this out...we don't want to be losing WDWWDS members ;)

[ksdave]

Based on the posts seen from the WDWWDS members to date, I had to make the assumption that ALL of the mouths in question were plenty big enough for a #12 funnel. As a native New Yorker, I know my mouth is big enough :D

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

No problem Dave...just need to research the situation before giving the members advice..;)

[wdwoldtimer]

Wow...now that's an engineer! Can't wait to see his engineering notebook on that Splash experiment. I can see Higgs and Dave are going to be a great team of technologists.

I'm curious....how does one prevent an excess of bugs being funneled into the mouth along with the water?

Don't worry about the problem with bottling the Fantasmic water, Higgs...you keep researching the new ideas and Dave will figure out how to make it happen.

I realize you're the creative marketing genius, Jen, but you might consider getting some commercial tie-in with the Louis Roederer vineyards. Since our International Relations VP isn't going to Tahiti, I think we can afford to send you to France for a face-to-face meeting with those vintners. (and make sure you bring back a case of the Cristal Rose)

Still looking for a CFO......geez, are there no bean counters looking for work? Someone who can add? Anyone with a calculator?

[Miss Jasmine]

I must comment on the Fantasmic water screens...due to the nature of Fantasmic and all of the special effects I warn you that you can be seriously hurt. If you should decide to take this challenge and survive, you will risk losing your WDWWDS membership and perhaps be banned for life (dependent on the boards vote) as this would most likely disrupt the show angering many people. We wouldn't want to get our communications people all upset would we???? We know how they like to work so hard. Hey, do we have a communications person yet? Maybe we could set up a special showing of Fantasmic just to sample the water screen water.

If we do have a communications persons I need to get with him/her to work on the crisis manual and what procedures need to be followed in case of a WDWWDS emergency. The VP of Marketing may be able to help on this as well.

At this time I am investigating an incident involving a WDWWDS member and the hippo on the Jungle Cruise. Please people be careful when there are wild animals around.

[wdwoldtimer]

Geez, is the hippo ok? I hope it didn't get hurt. There's no telling what can happen when you get in the way of a crazed water drinker. Hmm....you might want to check whether the hippo was wearing a tutu or not. The incident may have been a crime of passion rather than something over the water.

We don't have a Communications person yet. I can't get a hold of him. He must be off singing the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song to a crowd of swooning women.

If we can schedule a special private showing of Fantasmic, I wonder if we can finagle special EE mornings for WDWWDS members? My whole life has been turned upside down with the loss of EE!! All the itineraries I've planned out for the next 10 years are in chaos! What will I do with that extra hour that isn't accounted for? Don't get me started!! {deep breath....}

[ksdave]

Hey boss, the bugs being funneled into your mouth on Splash is why the water has such a high protein content. It also makes you feel lighter for a while, with all those little critters flying around in your stomach.
As for the Fantasmic water, the best idea I've come up with so far is a retractable aluminum-lithium straw. This material could be made in concentric tubes with an .012" thick wall that would be strong enough to hold the weight of itself, plus the prized water. You could slip it into your pants leg while entering the show, making sure you get the front row. Once the show starts, you pull out a section at a time, being as nonchalant as possible to avoid CM attention (maybe buy your kid one of the Mickey lights that spin and have him annoy all of the people around you with it. That way, they'll never even notice you). The only caution would be to retract the straw before the big riverboat comes around the bend and snaps your straw (and maybe your neck).

[amandadaddy]

ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF WDWDS....NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH!.......EXTRA! EXTRA!

During a recent foray into MK I was able to confirm a rumor passed on to me by our animal friends on PoC - 'squeakity squeak squeakin' - it seems that PoC contains a fountain of energy, not youth mind you, but energy. Energy the likes of which could put the sports drink industry out of business. Of course such a treasure comes at some risk. I have confirmed that the water contained within the well of the town that is constantly under swashbuckler attack on PoC has an unusually high carbohydrate content ( this same well serves the water needs of the town's chicken population but is strictly off limits to cats - sadly, segregation still exists in the animal world ).
The risks associated with this "fountain of energy" are numerous. First, there are the cannon balls and musket fire to contend with. Second, you must be wary of the odd blade that may cross your path. Third, if you allow yourself to fall into the hands of the town's marauders you could find yourself at the end of a rope or on the auction block for a few barrels of rum! Finally, if one of the townswomen mistakes you for a pirate, you could get smacked in the head with a rolling pin. Not to mention the dangers of exiting a moving ride vehicle or being caught by a CM!!!
In spite of these risks, I am certain that countless folks will want to partake of the fountain of energy in order to avoid the mid-day break or just to keep up with the kids. I am hopefull that our engineering officer will be able to suggest a better way to access this much needed resource!

...BTW; KS Dave, I didn't know Tigger wore glasses.

CITIZENS OF THE WDWWDS, RESUME YOUR DAILY ACTIVITIES, ALL'S WELL.....



:earsboy:

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

I knew we could rely on ksdave to solve our Fantasmic water problem....We will do some computer models and tests to determine the best way to avoid being seen, and how much water you can take without reducing the video production quality of the water screens...we don't want to ruin the show :)...BTW...I don't think the Riverboat will be a problem...the straw will have enough give that it won't cause serious injury if it strikes the boat...again R & D needs to confirm this...but I think it will be a "go " soon...

Now...we have another situation....what to do with the knowledge of the future once you drink the prized water...I realize this is a moral question, and it needs to be decided by the society as a whole...but I thought I'd toss it out there...would it be right to use the water to determine future lottery numbers...thus insuring large jackpots and enriching the WDWWDS...what could that money be used for...or should we just enjoy the knowing what the future may hold...and not use it for personal gain? I'm torn on this issue, and frankly I think it goes outside the boundaries of the R & D department...does anyone have any thoughts?

Now, a-daddy...could you get me a sample of this PoC "energy water"? If your information is correct..this could be one of the biggest discoveries in the storied history of the WDWWDS! Get me that sample, and I'll put my team on it....
Thanks....

BTW, tell your animal friends "Squeak, squeakity, squeaker, squeaketh" for me
(Emperor's New Groove---one of the BEST (and underrated) Disney flicks of the last few years :)

OK..will be back with more news soon ;)

[wdwoldtimer]

Dave, please, we're like family here. Dispense with the "boss".

"Sir", "Your Highness" or "O Great One" are more than adequate!

Excellent solution to the Fantasmic problem! Now I realize with the straws, funnels and distractive Mickey lights...we need a Merchandising person! We'll set up a website for online ordering! He/she will of course report to our VP of Marketing. Hmm...I need to do a little more recruiting I see.

As for the PoC well water, we may not need a technical solution. What do you think of good 'ol bribery? The mayor of the town practically lives inside that well....I mean every time I sail by, he's in there drinking. (No wonder he has so much energy) Maybe if we throw a few bucks his way he'll turn and spit the water into our bottles instead of back into the well.

Higgs I think we can answer the moral question about seeing into the future. I mean which Society is better suited to determine the future of mankind that the WDWWDS? If you like, we can take a vote from the other members....should we use the powers of precognition for personal gain or not. Frankly it doesn't matter how the poll goes since my single vote overpowers everyone's.....you know...being the CEO and all. So who knows what the PowerBall jackpot is??

Don't forget everyone....keep sending pixie dust to DisneyJen's mom! She's doing fine!

[ksdave]

Powerball is at a measily $12M tonight. Of course, if I win it, it will still be enough for me to quit my job, move to Celebration, and become a fulltime maintenance diver at WDW. I'll be able to maintain all of the water attractions, fountains, lagoons, lakes, canals, etc. for big Mike Eisner, while sneeking away hundreds of gallons of valuable WDW H2O for our beloved Society members (you know, one tank for oxygen and one for sucking up the H2O).
I think the first place that I'll need to repair is PoC.

[wdwoldtimer]

Hey, I guess we'll be neighbors then, Dave. I'm also moving to Celebration after I win powerball tonight!

[ksdave]

Could you imagine that? wdwoldtimer and ksdave within shouting distance of the World? I don't think WDW would ever be the same after that.

By the way, I don't believe anyone has mentioned the water from the pool at the Poly. I would imagine it has quite a tropical taste, with just a hint of coconut milk. Anyone try it yet?

[WebmasterBarry]

I don't think anyone mentioned the fountain at Epcot where the kids play in. That is pure Evian! :)

[DisneyJen]

Just stopping in for a quick visit to make sure that you all are keeping up with the Research and Development in support of WDWWDS while I am off ... I think I need to get some water from the hydrotheraphy spa at Disney Institute or GF since my dear mother had such a rough night last night:( She had an allergic reaction to the pain medicine ... which caused her to break out in hives as well as nausea. I told her this morning that I would bring her some magic elixirs from our company so that she can be us and running ... okay maybe walking without a cane ... when we go to WDW in May.

Jas and I will work on the crisis management plan since I suspect we could have quite a run on all of our waters once words gets out ... which from a marketing perspective is a good problem along as we can keep up on demand.

O Great Founder, have we found a VP or Production and Inventory Control yet? Or a Director of Logistics? I will need to consult with these folks to make sure they can keep up as we unroll these products.

Thanks for the pixie dust ... please keep sending it this way. It goes great with the spa waters;)

[amandadaddy]

Oh Exhaulted One! After reviewing DisJen's post I am suddenly aware of the sevearity of our staffing problem. I feel obligated to point out that I am a comptroller for a rather large local company with monthly sales in the millions of dollars. Now it's true, this company is for profit so I may not be completely qualified for the CFO position with WDWWDS. If not, check the Park Game thread, within the last 5 pages or so I do remember discussing accounting with someone....BRERALEX I think.

True, we could bribe the town's patriarch in order to more easily acquire "PoCade", but I fear we still may some need technical assistance to avoid the projectiles, blades, rolling pins, and bucaneers. Any suggestions KS Dave?....BTW, have you always had that orange tint to your pigmentation, or were you suffering from sunburn in that photo?

Yes Higgs22, it's a great show...care for a spinach puff? I have it on good authority that the members of WDWWDS will soon be forced to participate in the construction of something called WDWoldtimertopia.....it all hinges n Fantasmic water and the Powerball I believe.


:earsboy:

[wdwoldtimer]

Guess who our new Director of Merchandising and Logistics is?? Drum roll.......

DisneyJen! Congratulations! You can multi-task until you find an assistant! We're all sure you can handle it. A-Dad you have been promoted to CFO but you still need to keep an eye on environmental and wildlife issues, we don't need the EPA and Greenpeace on our butts. Both of you put yourselves in for a 40% raise. (psst..that's not for taking on the greater responsibility by the way, it's for the "O Great Founder" and "Oh Exalted One" salutation.) Keep up the good work!!

Dave needs to come up with a PoCade harvesting suit, I agree.

[IASW Rider]

Lots of PD to your Mom and to you and your family, DisneyJen!!!!!

I have returned from my brief absence - due to my procuring vials of water from various bodies of water at the Polynesian. KSDave must have been reading my mind. As VP of International Affairs, I found it appropriate to collect samples for submission to our brilliant Research Scientists for evaluation. I bring with me samples from both of the Poly Pools (some taken directly from the waterfall - stored separately from standard pool water), samples from each of the outdoor landscaping waterfalls as well as the lobby garden waterfall, and samples from the stream which runs behind the Poly. I did notice a hint of coconut and pineapple scent, as I scooped the water into vials (or maybe that was just what the ducks who swim in the stream and landscaped inlets left behind!). Looking forward to the assessment of these Polynesian treats!

Respectfully submitted,
Lisa / IASW Rider :)

[ksdave]

Barry, welcome to our post! For those of you who do not know Barry, he is one of the gurus from the Universal board. Barry, maybe you can give us an idea if there are any special waters to be had at USF or IOA?

[ksdave]

amandadaddy, my pic shows what happens when you visit WDW too many times. It in't bad being orange, but the fur is murder here in KS during the summer ;) .

I think a Kevlar diving suit should do the trick in PoC. Since the military uses Kevlar to stop bullets, it should stop those rusty old cannon balls the Buccaneers use. You could slip it under your clothes and slip out of the boat when it does the drop in the dark. Just collect your water and hop on the next available boat with an empty seat. Of course, the suit might itch a bit. And you'd have to do this during the winter months, as the suit would probably feel like a character suit during the summer (ouch).

IASW rider, thanks for getting the Poly water. Great minds think alike, right?

wdwoldtimer, guess neither one of us won the big one in Powerball. We'll have to try again Saturday for that prized life in Celebration.

[WebmasterBarry]

The water in the Dueling Dragons pond is pretty tasty. Watch out for the dragons, though. I once took a refreshing sip out of the pond, stood up, and got zonked in the head by Ice Dragon.

At Sea World, the water at Shamu Stadium is pretty tasty. All you need to do is stand in the front row, open your mouth, and wait for Shamu to nail you with a volley.

:jester:

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

I also want to welcome Barry...it's good to know that the WDWWDS has some new sources of water to tap...I will be dispatching a R & D team to US and IOA shortly...Hopefully, we'll have some results soon...but right now IOA look promisiong with the Hulk Coaster, Ripsaw Falls, and Dueling Dragons

dave..thanks for solving the PoC problem...do we have a marketing plan for tnat suit yet?

And wdwoltimer...or should I say Most Royal Exalted One..The Leader of Us All...thanks for clearing up the Fantasmic/Future Vision question...I for one will be looking for future lottery numbers to use the winnings for the good of the WDWWDS :)

Have a good one...

[Miss Jasmine]

Hello All. First I want to give our DisneyJen many, many {{{{{HUGS}}}}} (pass some on to your mom from me).

I have a fact finding mission planned for next Saturday. I will be further scoping the security at Epcot to see if there needs to be any additional advisories. I wll also be talking to CMs about our need to access all of the waters. I will get with their people to insure safety for us and for the other guests when it comes to water consumption.

I may have to send out a crew to US/IOA in the near future if anyone is planning on going over there to partake of the waters.

This just in....Whoever is adding perservatives and flavorings to the jumping waters at Imagination, we are hot on your trail. I will not stand for water tampering.

As always, please report any problems you have had accessing any water supplies.

[wdwoldtimer]

Higgs, why don't you put yourself in for a raise as well? Whatever you feel is appropriate. And take a vacation day too.

Lisa, I need you to get over to DLP right away! You can tag along with Jen who's going to France already. We need to catalog and test the waters at the other Disparks. I also need you to act as liaison with Barry as you check out all those non-Disney parks. YOu'll need to coordinate with Higgs' and Jas' team too. We don't want them to bust their way in to US/IOA for water samples and rub the Universal folks the wrong way. How's your schmoozing skills? Geez, you're really busy....give yourself a raise too.

Dave, try to get Jas one of those Kevlar suits ASAP, she's been treading dangerous waters lately on some of her clandestine security missions. See if you can put an asbestos layer in the thing....she may come in contact with some fire too.

Jas after your Epcot visit I want you to take a day off too. You've been working many fronts...I can't have one of my key people getting burned out. In fact, stop by the GF and get yourself a full day of pampering at the spas. Just throw it all on your expense report and give it to A-Dad.

Ahh...I love being in charge....I should put myself in for a raise.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

Thanks oldtimer!! :) I'll take the weekend to figure out how much to put in for ;)
It is a pleasure serving under you....

BTW...Jasmime--if you have anything for the R & D department after your Epcot trip...let me know..I'll put a team right to work on it...

[ksdave]

I just got great news this morning. After years of being the no-man's land for air fares, Wichita is finally getting a discount airline! AirTran starts flying here in May. Sooooo, it will only be about $200 roundtrip between here and the source of our wonderful waters, WDW!! Heck, I might be able to do a monthly long weekend at those rates. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

KSDave,
We live in Charleston, WV....transplants from Cleveland Ohio.....well, we were looking into air for our June trip. If we flew out of Charleston or Cleveland it was going to be $250 each with a transfer in Atlanta. Well, after doing a bit of research, we were able to find that if we flew out of Akron/Canton....a small little airport 45 mins east of Cleveland, we could get a direct flight on AirTran for $175!!!! We are VERY happy about that! :) The only thing that made me hesitate is that AirTran used to be ValueJet....and they didn't have a good track record.
Best of luck finding that magical flight!

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:
Now all I need is a cheap airline coming to Portland, Maine and I'll be happy...My water supply is running low...

[Miss Jasmine]

Wichita is finally getting a discount airline! AirTran starts flying here in May.

Airtran, you mean the successor to Value Jet? I need a meeting with the board of directors. I am not sure we can allow our WDWWDS members to fly on this airline.

[wdwoldtimer]

Well there IS Poland Springs in Maine, right Higgs? But I agree, no substitute for anything liquid from WDW.

[ksdave]

As someone who works in the aviation business, I can tell you that AirTran is nothing like ValueJet. They have a whole new management and have been under intense scrutiny for their maintenance practices since the Everglades incident.
Besides, any risk is worth it if it means a trip to WDW, right? ;)
Unless our Marketing group has figured out a way to bottle the whole WDW experience, water and all!!

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

Thanks for the update KSDave!!! I feel better about our upcoming flight!! The travel agent that booked our flight said he loved AirTran and he didn't even know it had been ValueJet? I found that hard to believe. I had found the information on the internet. Again, thanks for putting my mind at ease! :)

[Miss Jasmine]

Okay, okay, if you all fell safe on AirTan, have at it. Please initial the forms before travelling and return them to my office. :D Just as an aside I am also in the aviation business but more administrative than technical. Anyway, I may be biased toward low-fare carriers. Sorry. :rolleyes: :D

On to the water situation....The sabators have been captured and the jumping waters at Imagination are safe once again for consumption. It seems that an other Disney-related website (OT and DisneyJen knows who) is trying to infiltrate the society. We are now requiring background checks and fingerprints for all members. Please also include your web history for the last 30 days. Thank you for your continued cooperation as I try to keep our members and water safe.

[micknpluto]

I dont know about drinking drinking that water..BUT>>>

I can tell you there is an ICE COLD water fountain right in front of Italy in EPCOT!!

[DisneyJen]

The results of the FDA testing of bottled GF Spa Hydrotherapy water and its medicinal values are in hand. Seems that the water loses some of its potency during the transit from WDW. We are not sure if the cause is the type of container (plastic bottle versus glass bottle) or method of transportation (Tinkerbell delivery versus WDW Transit Authority).

Nonetheless, I can report first-hand that the combination of water and pixie dust are working wonders for my dear mom. She actually is going to the gym today, some 4 days after having both of her knees replaced. Tomorrow she will be transported to a rehab hospital. Looks like if we find the right combinaton of water and pixie dust she should be in pretty good shape for our family trip in May.

ISAW Rider and I are still in negotiations with three champagne houses in France ... Roeder, Moet Chandon and Mumms. After we are done our blind tasting we will report our finding to the board.

Dave, we are working with Pixar on a way to combine the total WDW experience through virtual reality glasses that we will package with the high-end waters. Let me know if you would like to be part of the test segment.

Off to the hospital to see Mom and to deliver the next load of pixie dust and water:bounce:

[wdwoldtimer]

Umm...as CEO, I, of course, am excluded from the 30 day web history check. {whew that could have been embarassing}

Nice work, Colonel Jasmine, I want a full report on the saboteurs on my desk first thing Monday morning. And have your security team go over the prisoners' personal items carefully. I'm specifically looking to see if they had bus tickets on them. I'm sure you understand the sensitivity of this matter.

Jen, have you been dipping into your mom's pixie dust/GF water blend? You know you can't handle too much of that stuff, it packs quite a wallop! You've started calling our VP of International Relations "ISAW" again. Someone get her a margarita to sober her up.

*********New Job Opportunity*********
Director of Member Services

(please submit resume to any of our executives)

[DisneyJen]

Oh fearless leader and founder ... Guess I should have learned by now not to mix Pixie Dust and GF Spa Water unless I am in extreme pain. I thought just a sip or two wouldn't hurt. Better report my findings to the FDA and request more clinical trials.

It is certainly working wonders for dear mom though. She was moved to a rehab hospital yesterday and she was able to walk 30 and then 50 feet. Woo Hoo!

On knees begging .... IASW I AM SORRY FOR MIXING UP YOUR NAME .... AGAIN. A thousand apologies. Let me take you over to Fantasyland for some camel spit.

[wdwoldtimer]

30% raise for Jen, plus a bottle of World Showcase Lagoon-1985 from our vault.

[wdwoldtimer]

We have a new member of the WDWWDS staff...

Welcome Madonna31 to the family. She's taking the position of Entertainment Director and will also help out in Merchandising. If she can stop losing the link to this thread, she'll be here shortly to offer her skills in these areas as well as participate in the general discussion of WDW water.

Note, do not confuse our new Entertainment Director with that "other" Madonna who had a couple of pop hits in the 80's and 90's. You may have heard of her.

[Miss Jasmine]

Welcome Madonna31. Thanks for joining our DISfunctional water family. :D

I think I may be joinging DisneyJen for some camel spit. I could certainly use it today. :rolleyes:

has anyone checked out Coronado Springs waters for the fountain of youth? That fountain in the lobby may be a good candidate. The spanish influences may have something to do with it.

[DisneyJen]

Here's a toast to our newest staff member... cheers:D

Oh Exaulted Leader and Fearless Founder and King of Chat ... a bottle of that rare 1985 World Showcase Lagoon. My all-time favorite:bounce: and it is so hard to find.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

May I also offer my belated toast to Madonna31..a fine addition to our society! :)
oldtimer once again shows that he truly is a wise and benelovant leader!

OK--I've been out of touch all weekend...been doing some wedding planning...I will work extra hard to make up from my short vacation...but I have one question...who are these supposed infiltrators, and what website are they from...I need to know so I can immediatly perform checks on my entire R & D team...we want no spies in the WDWWDS!! Any info would be much appreciated...

I also let you know that I will be taking a research trip to northern Maine this weekend...I am going to test the Poland Spring water against some WDW water (IASW vintage...I had it in storage)...I want to see if any of the WDW properties can survive in the cold north...I also hope to get a secret look at their bottleing facilities...maybe we can find a method to bottle that WDW goodness for all society members ;)

Talk to you later....

[wdwoldtimer]

You know, if it wasn't for the fact that I truly AM the exalted leader, fearless founder and King of Chat who is both wise and benevolent, I'd think Jen and Higgs were fishing for more money here. Oh well, $10k bonus for the both of you for being so unabashedly truthful.

Ok everyone spit at Jas....

Ooops...you said camels didn't you? Never mind people....

Jas you need a vacation! Since going to WDW is barely even a day trip for you....why don't you tag along with Jen and ISAW....err...I mean IASW Rider on their trip to France/DLP. I'm sure there's security issues that need addressing.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

Hey, has anyone else had any problems posting to the parks game today (3/4)

I've been trying all day...and just can't get through...

[ksdave]

I have not been able to get anything through all weekend. This is the first one that actually worked. Not sure what the problem is. I know it's not bad Engineering ;) .

[wdwoldtimer]

Technically speaking, the boards have been hosed for the past few days. Actually they haven't been the same since the big crash/host switch, remember the good old days? Posting would take a second, you'd never see that dreaded "Server is busy" message?

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

::::Sigh:::: I am going through DIS withdraw!!!! I need my board back!! :)

least I can surf around most of the DIS now.....still can't post at the Parks though.....

[DisneyJen]

After consulting our crisis management manual, I think that we might have some corporate espionage going on here at WDWWDS. I know that this is Jas' area and that she will get right on it.

Could it be that the folks from Intercot are trying to steal our secret formulas by disallowing us to post on the Parks Trivia thread? We did have some initial intelligence after the BIG crash that there might have been some foul play:jester: ;)

I would like to suggest to our great founding father that we work carefully not to diviluge our findings after Higgs' benchmarking trip?

The spin doctor in me says that we hunker down and not go on a PR attack ... yet;)

[Miss Jasmine]

I must say, it is starting to look like one of our own executive members may be working for Intercot. Our crisis management plan has been put into place and executed. I should have more solid information by the end of the day. Adn Jen that is brillant, we will hold the information until such time as it is deemed safe for distribution. We just can't trust everyone right now.

I would like to thank our most gracious, benevolent and soul searching leader for offering me the trip to DLP. I would like to accept with the most humble thanks. I certainly hope there is no oui oui in the water. :rolleyes: :eek: :D

[IASW Rider]

Bon Jour,

I have returned from Paris.......ah, the city of light, romance, and champagne! Had to take a preliminary trip, before my research mission with Jen and Jas, you know. Boy, after all that champagne, I'm parched...........bring on a barrel of that self-splashing Fantasmic water! Yum, yum!

Sorry that I have not been around, either, but I have not been able to post on the Boards for the past few days at all! I hope that our Fearless Leader will forgive my absences. :(

More PD to you, your Mom, and your family, Jen! :)

Congratulations on your new position and welcome, Madonna! :)

I'm honored that you would think my mind as great as yours, KSDave! :)

I was doing a bit of wedding planning this weekend too, Higgs! Whose wedding are you planning - not your own? Lots of good luck! :)

I will also have to work harder to make up for my "time off" - I need to earn that BIG RAISE that our Founding Father is sure to offer me! So it's off to Universal and IOA for me, now!

But just a few more sips of Fantasmic water, first........ahhhhhhh........

[IASW Rider]

Oh man! I just tried about 10 different times to post on our Trivia thread, and just couldn't do it!!!! I almost want to post my trivia response, here......but I will refRAIN from doing that! :)

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

I know...I'm getting irritated with not being able to post on the trivia thread..
does the WDWWDS have any lobbying power to take care of this????

[wdwoldtimer]

20% raise for IASWR and Jas! Plus another 10k shares of WDWWDS stock for the both of you.

Ahh it's so nice to have the adoration and respect of my employees! It is certainly a tribute to my great leadership abilities.

Alright, Staff, I'm realizing that we are a bit top heavy here at the WDWWDS. In other words we have all execs and only one member that I know of - the Cunninghams. I propose we promote Chele to Director of Member Services and have her help recruit members. Ooh, that would leave us with 0 members. Uhh...well....I'm sure she's up to it. I want 1000 members by this Thursday, Chele.

[IASW Rider]

Brilliant thinking, as always, oh Water King.

Congratulations, Mrs. C.! :)

[wdwoldtimer]

Our CFO, A-Dad told me I could only give out one raise/bonus per day, per staff member. Sorry IASWR, I can only give you a pat on the back. But hey, it's a pat on the back from ...Me!!

Ok, I sent a PM to Kath, asking about the trivia thread. IT seems I can post to most threads except that one. It's probably just worse, since it is a very long thread. Of course, with all the grief I've given Kath in chat, I might have just managed to get the thread closed down..

[Miss Jasmine]

LOL, OT. I think dear leader you have made a fatal mistake. We may have been under the radar of the powers that be. I am scared that our great thread will be closed for being over the page limit. Of course maybe Kath will take mercy on you (just remember not to bonk her next time in chat).

[DisneyJen]

Oh Entrepreneur of the Year, Forbes 100 Top Executive, member, Founder and Leader of WDWWDS ... might I suggest that we follow up on Higgs' suggestion and offer 'Chele the position of VP of Governmental Affairs?

[IASW Rider]

Oh all right......a pat on the back is fine, I guess.....!

I hope that they don't shut our trivia thread down for being over the page limit! :(

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

What is this??? I sense an attitude of defeat in the WDWWDS!!!

So what if they shut the trivia thread down??? They shut our water thread down once too, remember??

And what did we do?? Did we give up? NO, WE BROUGHT IT BACK!!! :)

And we WILL bring the parks game back again!!! :D
They might slow us down, but they will never keep us down...

We just might have to move it...and/or start over...we built the best thread once...we can do it again!!!
Let's see if the original thread comes back...if it doesn't...well then I think it is up to the WDWWDS to ensure good parks trivia (as well as protecting and preserving the rights of WDW water drinkers everywhere!)

Who's with me??? ;)

[wdwoldtimer]

Here you go Jen.....here's the keys to my old company car. My new one's arriving from Stuttgart this afternoon. And have the Maintenance guy (do we have a Maintenance guy?) paint your name on one of the parking spots out front. Don't forget, Reverse is on the LEFT side, next to first gear on Bimmers!

Don't worry Jas, I have it all figured out. While the revolt is going on down here on the CB, Kath won't even notice it has exceeded the max length. And if she does....well then we blackmail her for letting it slide for so long. Ingenious, huh? They don't make just ANYONE a CEO, you know!

[IASW Rider]

I'm with ya, Higgs! Quality Water and Outstanding Trivia for all!

[ksdave]

I'm with you too, Higgs. I propose that, if our beloved Trivia thread is not accessible by midnight tonight, that our fearless leader start a new thread called "Parks game!! Let's play...Part Deux". What do you think, oh Seer or seers?

[DisneyJen]

I'm shoulder to shoulder with you Higgs and Dave!

I second the motion that our fearless leader should implement Dave's plan! We shall overcome! We shall prevail!

OT, thanks for the car... It's just perfect! Please make sure to have my name spelled right, lol

[wdwoldtimer]

That might be the way to go....of course we'd need a pointer posted on the planning board for the non WDWWDS players. I'd hate to see our post count start at 0, though. Still, it'll die off if we don't kick it soon. Some of the newer players have probably left already.

Official word from Kath (no, she didn't shut it down ) was that all the boards are having trouble, it's not just with our thread. Alex is hard at work trying to get it rolling.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

I agree with our Fearless Leader..any shift must be made soon, to preserve the game...

Let's see what happens...we can always start a new thread and shift back to the old one if it gets fixed.

BTW...do we have any fromal marketing plans yet...I ask only because I'm sitting here at my desk drinking an Arizona
Iced Tea..and I was wondering how it would taste with WDW water...the possibilities are endless..flavored drinks made with te different waters of WDW...mmmmmmmmm that's good drinking...

Also, I need some opinions...what about the water surrounding Pleasure Island? Our research shows that there might be some potential there (or it could also just be beer runoff from the clubs) Has anyone had any experience with this water?

Later....

[wdwoldtimer]

It's skank water....runoff from the toilets in the clubs. It's particularly bad around Planet Hollywood. Stay away from it. I've seen many a dead fish in there.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:
Well, I jsut attempted another unsuccessful post to the parks game...it looks like we may have to move the game to a place closer to the fortified, top secret headquarters of the WDWWDS located at the top of Cinderella Castle--in the apartment that was originally intended for Walt and his family....
I guess it’s now up to our fearless leader--oldtimer--to lead the game out of the darkenss and into the light---just like he did with the WDWWDS ;)

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:
Well, I jsut attempted another unsuccessful post to the parks game...it looks like we may have to move the game to a place closer to the fortified, top secret headquarters of the WDWWDS located at the top of Cinderella Castle--in the apartment that was originally intended for Walt and his family....
I guess it’s now up to our fearless leader--oldtimer--to lead the game out of the darkenss and into the light---just like he did with the WDWWDS ;)

[IASW Rider]

Yes, oh Fearless Leader - please start our game anew! (I gave up trying to post on the original thread after my 50th attempt, or so, yesterday. However, I did receive - count 'em - 66 e-mail confirmations of postings to the thread between last night and this morning!) We'll be waiting at the top secret headquarters for you......overlooking that tasty moat!

[ksdave]

Actually, amandadaddy already beat OT to the punch. The new thread is at:

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=170360

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

Director of Member Services?? VP of Governmental Affairs?? Oh boy....I have been a SAHM for tooooo long!! Both of these sound daunting! :) I think I am more geared for Customer Relations....I guess that is Member Services....hhhmmmm.......

Okay....I need to know when the New Member Packages will be in. I'll need park maps to direct people to the H2O of their choice. I'll see what recruiting I can do....be patient with me though....I have Mommy Brain! :crazy:

Jen....PD headed to your Mom!! I hope she is surviving boot camp! "Hup two three four! Keep it up two three four! We're the pachaderm parade...."

A-Daddy....the answer to your question.....Leota and she has her brand new tombstone!

Can't wait to see the new Parks thread! :)

[DisneyJen]

Let's raise a glass of World Showcase Lagoon and toast 'Chele, our newest executive team member:D

Thanks for the pixie dust! Mom is donig great. She and OT have a one on one hoops games scheduled at Disney's Wide World of Sport Memorial Day Weekend;)

Thanks A-Daddy for starting the trivia thread again. I think our founding father should give you a raise and a case of IASW Water, Vintage 1972 ... very rare indeed:)

[wdwoldtimer]

I officially started the trivia thread again...A-Dad's was more like a temporary fix while we waited. Go check it out and play everyone! We have a long way to go to catch up to the old one!

Higgs....send someone on your team over to MGM and snag some of that Voyage of the Little Mermaid rain water..you'll need to reach onto the stage, which might be risky with that big ugly Ursula prowling around.... so check with Jas and see if Dave can whip up something for you to use.

[Higgs22]

:earsboy:

I'll get a team over to MGM ASAP ;)

We'll post the results as soon as they come in...

BTW Thanks for restarting the parks game oldtimer...you are truly a benevolent leader :D

[Miss Jasmine]

Hmm...this sounds like a tricky assignment. Let's see the idea would be to gather the water befor Urula makes her appearance. But then you also have to look out for all the fishys and stuff. You don't want to knock those people on their butts and have us thrown out. I need to go an dobserve a showing. IPerhaps a sidetrip when we go to Epcot on Saturday.

By and by oh wonderful, gracious leader, are there any assignments for me while I trek through Epcot on Saturday? I am always willing to serve you!

Now I shall be off to check out the new thread.

[DisneyJen]

Jas while you are on your recon mission at EPCOT on Saturday could you take a look at the water level in World Showcase Lagoon? Our bottling team needs to gear up from production and I want to make sure that we will have enough product to fill those bottles?

Higgs, we are in talks with three champagne houses in France ... Roeder, Mumms and Moet. Once we have nailed down those contracts for our high-end waters I'll begin negotiations with folks like Snapple, Arizona Tea for our lower end waters...

We have one contract with Mc Donalds. When you buy those new 100 Years of Magic glasses they are filled with Coke products that were made with WDW water! Talk about integrated marketing:earseek:

[madonna31]

Hi all!

And thanks for the warm welcome of my position here of 'VP' of Entertainment!

Sorry for losing the link so many time's oldtimer - but wedding plans just suck!!! Takes up too much of my time and WAY to many brain cells...

I dont know if it is safe to say this here...so I'll try to whisper...but the water at Jurassic Park at IOA is out of this world...it has an 'extinct' taste, that WDW has yet to use, simply based on the fact that Dinosaur and Universe of Energy do not use water....maybe imagineers should take a taste and consider making one of these 2 attractions water as well! ( right after they steel the concept of 'Spiderman' - I actually hope that they do THAT first)

...as for WDW water - I have to say that POC has the top notch water that is readily available. I mean you can taste the beer in the water that the Pirate's have dropped in it - "...is there a down side to this..?" (Hades, Hercules)

[Higgs22]

Madonna...we need samples of that IOA water....If you can get them to me...I'll get a team on it right away....

We have some preliminary results on the Voyage of the Little Mermaid water from MGM...
Other than a slight tuna-life flavor (what did you expect with all those fishes???;)) there are no real promising properities...the water is safe for drinking...but it would probably be more suited to boil shrimp, clams, and lobsters in...

How about a WDWWDS clambake at Ft. Wilderness??? We could use the water from MGM...mmmmmmmmmmm

Jen...let me know how the drink negotiations are going...I'll start working on bottling techniques...

[ksdave]

Trivia thread is back up. Maybe here???????

[ksdave]

Outstanding!!! OK, before we go down again, let's make sure we get plenty of water from Little Mermaid, cause I can really down the clams (originally from Long Island, you know). Plus, my college roommate was from Maine, so we can get the Lobsters for real cheap.

Now, has anybody checked the water at Kali River Rapids yet?

[ozzel]

I finally found my way to the Water Board! Yeay!

I've had Kali - refreashing with a spicey boquet. Goes well with Tai or Chinese cuisine. Towards the later half of the river the water takes on a smokey flavor from the exotic woods being infused into the blend. Adds a nice touch.

-Kim

[DisneyJen]

The threads seem to be back and we can actually post.

Let's break out the Seven Seas Lagoon Vintage 1971 to celebrate .... Let's all raise a glass!

[Higgs22]

Finally!...Now I get my team back to some serious R & D :D

[Miss Jasmine]

Yeesh I have been waiting to post my fact finding mission in Epcot from Saturday.

The water levels are high at the world showcase lagoon. So we should be a go on bottling that water.

I also visited the fountain in France and got a sample of the water from the foutain there. I will be forwarding it to R&D for analyses. It kind of has a weird smell. Oh well.

I did not come across any security issues while touring the worlds. I could readily stick my hand or head in a fountain, and no one stopped me. So go for it.

[DisneyJen]

Jas this is good news in deed!

Higgs how are we doing the bottling technique for the non-vintage product lines? Sounds like we could begin bottling the World Showcase Lagoon and whatever else is non vintage very soon:bounce:

How are we doing with new products folks?

[ozzel]

I was thinking of collecting water from the leaky hose in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Playground.

-Kim

[ksdave]

Kim, I would be careful of that Playground water. There are alot of little kids with leaky diapers and pull-ups running around in there unsupervised.

[IASW Rider]

Sorry that I have been "MIA", for a few days, but I've been quite ill. You see, I thought it might be fun to stick a pitcher under the rain falling in the GMR "Singin' In The Rain" sequence, throw a few ice cubes in, and have myself a party. BIG MISTAKE. I suggest that Jas, Higgs, and KSDave take a look at that situation immediately, as I became VIOLENTLY ILL from the experience. Uuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhh. I suggest that a warning be issued to avoid GMR water, immediately! I will return to work upon my recovery, oh Great Leader.

[ozzel]

That's why I'm going to catch it before it hits the ground! :D So I'm going to be doing alot of running around collecting water - hope thoe little kids don't get in my way! :p

-Kim

[Higgs22]

Based on IASW's last post...the WDWWDS R & D department has determined that ALL GMR water is strictly off-limits until further research can be done...We can't have the membership getting sick on us...

Also Kim..If you could get us a sample of that water from the playground I'd appreciate it...we need to test that too...but please...no leaky diaper water...YUK
Hopefully IASW's experience is not a signal that all of the MGM water has been affected...rest assured that we are staying on top of this situation...

Have a "71" day :)

[DisneyJen]

IASW Rider thanks for the warning ...

Did you happen to share that sample with our fearless founding father that benevolent leader OT? He has been driving the porcelain bus and kissing the porcelain gods all day today.

Higgs and Dave we better check this out before we distribute GMR water or we could have a PR disaster with a recall and everything:eeK

Kim, be careful you don't trip on one of those little ones who like to slide around in that area.

[ozzel]

"Kim, be careful you don't trip on one of those little ones who like to slide around in that area."

Oops - too late. :p

I've got a Playground sample for testing - no diaper water here!! I was about to head over to Muppetvision and sit through several shows to get a "Flower Spritzer" sample.

I love Beaker - he's so funny. :D

-Kim

[IASW Rider]

Better wait on that flower spritzer sample, Kim, until Higgs and Co. have finished assessing the water situation at the Studios. If the GMR was affected, who knows what could be in the water at Muppetvision or the Backlot Tour!

Where is our Fearless Leader, anyway??? I could have sworn I heard the strains of "71 bottles of water on the wall...." being sung by someone who sounded just like him.........

[DisneyJen]

Our fearless leader OT is still out of commission at this time. I told him NOT to drink all 71 samples of water from the Studios in one sitting. But does he listen to me :( I will let him know that you all were asking for him. Thank goodness we have this crack (or would that be cracked) executive management team to run WDWWDS in his stead.

I have sent him some pixie dust and some GF Hydrotherapy water with instructions on how to mix it. Worked wonders for my mom who is leaving the rehab hospital today ... Two weeks to the day that she had BOTH of her knees replaced:bounce: :bounce:

Higgs, we may have an outbreak of water contamination at the Studio. Miss Jasmine, can you coordinate with Higgs in case we have a saboteur on our hands:( A spy from some other organization perhaps.

[IASW Rider]

So glad to hear that your Mom is coming home, today, Jen! Perhaps we can toast her with some of that vintage '71 IASW water, that you were mentioning, the other day???

The situation with the Studios water is certainly worth looking in to. I think I saw something bubbling in the lake near Dinosaur Gertie's..........unless that was the underwater research crew and their equipment that I saw! Or perhaps it was a WDWWDS member with a straw, blowing bubbles..........this will have to be reviewed further!

[Miss Jasmine]

Yes, I am very worried and upset about the incident with the water from the GMR. I am hot on the trail looking for any clues from that "other" organization. I surely hope this is just an isolated incident, and not the beginnings of an all out water contamination in the hopes of stopping the WDWWDS. Ozzel, please forward all water samples promptly to R&D. I expect an update as soon as possible. I am hoping we don't have to enact our crisis management plan.

As for our fearless leader, I hope that he is feeling better today and that he can join us later with his blanky and laptop computer from his couch. Sending prayers and PD to him!

Jen, I can't wait for mom to get home. Those waters seem to have healing properties. Make sure it gets noted over at R&D.

[Higgs22]

No word yet on the MGM water...but that tip about the bubbles around Gertie is a good one...I’ll dispatch a team....

Until OT gets back and we get a grip on this...NO MGM WATER!!!!
We have been seeing evidence of contamination...we’re thinking it might be from a certain leading soft drink company...who has contaminated the water in hopes of boosting soda sales at MGM...

Watch this space for further updates, as we get results from our top secret research lab....Hey, did you REALLY believe that story that Timekeeper was closed because of a lack of crowds??????? The round room makes for a perfect lab...;)

[ozzel]

OK - I've got the Muppetvision spritzer sample - I thought I saw some suspicious looking characters in the rafters of that building - maintenence - or something else? :eek:

I think there is a plot to foil the efforts of WDWWDS - this looks like a job for *da da daaaa*

Kim Possible
...She can do Anything

(theme song here)


:D:p:):rolleyes:

[amandadaddy]

Ladies and Gentelmen,

In view of the illness that has overcome our CEO after his recent forray to MGM, as CFO I am cutting off all funding for MGM water harvesting for any purpose other than research. Of course I can't keep y'all from partaking of MGM water ( I'm not the CEO ), but any illnesses incurred as a result of such consumption will not be covered by our group medical policy, and your expenses will not be reimbursed. This policy will remain in effect until our CEO recovers and test results are in on the quality of MGM H2O. Please let R&D handle this unfortunate incident.

Hey! Who parked that liitle piece of foriegn junk in my parking place!?!


:earsboy:

[madonna31]

I think that Amandadaddy is absolutely correct!

Hey...didnt even know that we HAD group coverage - maybe it's because I have yet to see a paycheck...not that I am complaining or anything, but there is a thursday once EVERY week - right?

[DisneyJen]

A-Daddy and Miss Jasmine I think that we need to use the money we will save on the health insurance and pour it into upgrading security around MGM right away.

We also need to dispatch an extra security team to OT"s secret hide-away.

Time to implement the Shadow WDWWDS Executive Plan (you know the one that the US Government used as a template for its Shadow Government plan). Off to the utildoors for 24 hours on 24 hours off shifts. Everyone, you know the drill!!

I am still convinced that this is a plot by that "other" organization. You know the one that keeps crashing the boards.

I'll implement the media blackout until further notice!!!

[DisneyJen]

Good news WDWWDS members ... our fearless founding father our benevolent leader is ... feeling much better :bounce :bounce: :bounce:

He did make an appearance today and Jas and I have spoken with him. We still need to keep him in the utlifoor bunkers until Jas confirms that this was not a case of espionage.

Media blackouts are still in effect.

Higgs, Dave and A-Daddy what have you found?

[Higgs22]

We still haven't found anything solid yet....mostly because the damn cast members decided they needed to open Timekeeper..and we had to take the lab down...hopefully the lab will be back in operation later today.....
Maybe WDWWDS security could swing by there and clear the place out for us..we need to get a handle on this problem....
Hopefully we will have more later today....

[amandadaddy]

I haven't gotten any official reports on what contaminants may have been present in the GMR water that our CEO drank, but I heard an unconfirmed report that the creature from Alien may have taken an unauthorized potty-break in said water. I'm no expert, but if this is true, in light of what that thing's blood does, it would not suprise me at all to learn that it's excrement could cause uncontrolable porcelain hugging and porcelin bus driving ( a.k.a. dropping the kids off at the pool ) if ingested.:D

Madonna, paydays are the second Tuesday of each week, all unclaimed paychecks are deposited as donations to the society. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for being one of our largest contributers. As for company benefits, we're a charitable organization, but we're not communists! Of course we have payroll and benefits!


:earsboy:

[DisneyJen]

Those silly cast members know better than to open Time Keeper ... sheesh it's not even peak time yet. I say that any cast member who interferes with WDWWDS labs should spend 71 hours cleaning up after the horses on Main Street as Community Service.

Excellent detective work A-Daddy. Your team is like the CSI of WDWWDS:D Who is the VP in charge of telling the Alien that it is not polite to potty where people drink... sorta like not pooping in your mess kit:eek: I don't want have to tell him (of course the Alien is a him:rolleyes: )

[Miss Jasmine]

So far all is coming back negative on that MGM-wide water contamination. It may be that the water on the GMR is just so stale, it needs to be refreshed. However, I'm still investigating whether there was a sinister plot. I am trying to get some cast members into our fold so that we can get some inside scoop, but so far, no luck. Maybe we need one of our member to become a cast member? Do we have any volunteers?

For the time being the water is still off limits at MGM, pending further investigations.

Yes, our fearless leader was almost back to his lovable self yesterday. Hopefully, Jen and I will have further good news today to report on his recovery.

[wdwoldtimer]

Excellent work everyone! I did take a sip of GMR water.

Jas, I'm authorizing you to use any and all means necessary to crack this case. There have already been attempts to take Jen and me out of commission with tainted water this week. We can't let these attacks continue. If you need more funding, give the details to A-Dad. I also need you to assign me a body guard until you can get to the bottom of this. Time to go on the offensive. Deputize ozzel if you need help, she has superhero experience and could be a good agent to pose as a CM.

Jen, as I'm sure you know, we need to put a positive spin on this whole thing. And yes, the Aliens in GMR are male...but you saw Aliens, the second movie didn't you? The female is MUCH meaner AND she's prone to sudden mood swings....a very bad combination.

[ozzel]

I am SO on the case!!! You know CM's have recruited me several times - they ask "are you a cast member" and I say "no, but I should be" :)

So, what's the sich? I figure I could inflitrate MGM via Star Tours using my encyclopedic knowledge of the films. That could then segway into Muppetvision or Indy which could get me close to GMR.

Call me on the Kimmunicator!

-Kim

[Higgs22]

The theory about the alien may be closer to the truth then you guys think...we are seeing substances in the GMR water that we've never seen before....and some things that look suspiciously like EGGS!!! ewwwwww

Anyway, we are poised to regain the lab (even if we have to take it by force) and we will follow up on this...

BTW...for security measures...we have installed a numerical lock on the lab door...the password is 7171...
DO NOT RELEASE THIS INFORMATION TO ANYONE NOT IN THE WDWWDS...our lives may depend on it ;)

[madonna31]

Dont you worry, never fear, Madonna 31 is finally here!!!

Old Timer - Am I or am I NOT VP of Entertainment? I believe with my excessive acting skills of playing every role from a tramp (do not insert nasty comment here) to the leader of Argentina - surely I can make this "Mickey Mouse Role" of a cast member work?!!?

Watch...

"...Please step off of the blood red carpet, into the the dead center of the room..."

Did you not read my resume? I use to work as Marilyn Monroe at the 'bad people park' - how else would I have known about that Jurrasic Park water? (oops - did I say that outloud?)

Since Higgs just informed me that this job does indeed pay - then I am willing to use my hidden talents to help out

[cherylp3]

Couldn't you guys use the Kitchens in the carosel of progress as a back up lab?

Cheryl - who enjoys reading this thread .

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

Now it's time to say goodbye, to all our company....
M I C....See ya real soon!
K E Y...WHy? Because we like you!
M O U S E.......:earsboy:

Hey gang!! This Mouseketeer is off for a Family Fun Weekend!! We are leaving tomorrow noonish and won't be back until Sunday evening. :earsgirl:

For those of you that are familiar with Longaberger Baskets...I am a HUGE fan and Sales Consultant as well! My WONDERFUL DH called the other day and suggested we take a trip up to where the baskets are manufactured in Dresden, OH. We have been before and always enjoy going. :sunny:

Soooo, with that said......have a GREAT weekend!!! Don't make too many pages for me to have to catch up on!! (well, if I managed to read all 112 pages of the Original Parks Games, I imagine 10 or so won't be too bad!) :crazy:

TTFN....Ta ta for now!!! :wave:

[amandadaddy]

Ah hah! Some apparent validity to the rumor....you just know that H2O had to taste funny. If the tests conclusively prove that the alien was doing his best impersonation of a 3 yr old at a YC/BC pool, I recommend that all WDWWDS members be provided a ph testing kit to avoid future illnesses and that MGM's H2O supply be declared safe for consumption after testing.


:earsboy:

[wdwoldtimer]

Of course I knew you could pull off the CM gig, Madonna, but I didn't want to put an "artiste" such as yourself, in harms way. We can't risk you getting incapacitated when you are in charge of all the entertainment and activities at our first annual WDWWDS Convention!! Kim Impossible our red-headed dynamo lives for this kind of super-hero assignment.
So, I'm intrigued by this Evita Peron and Norma Jean experience you have.....can we expect to see something like this in France? When will I see your proposals for the big event?

Have a great vacation Chele! (I didn't know we had vacations in the WDWWDS?? Do I even have an HR person??) How about posting a phone number here so we can forward all membership inquiries?

Cheryl, you're no longer just "someone who enjoys reading this thread". You're in. You mentioned the kitchens....does this mean you can cook? We need a chef to not only publish seasonal guides for good entrees that go with the various waters, we need someone to prepare culinary masterpieces for our weekly staff meetings and of course for the big event in France. What do you say?

Make sure everyone listens to what Higgs' said!! Don't let out the top secret password of 7171 to anyone!! Repeat..don't let out the top secret password of 7171 to anyone!! Get that?? 7171 is top secret!!!


(response to discussions on the trivia thread)
Huh? Who said anything about a mutiny? Am I not beloved by my entire WDWWDS staff? Judging by the number of raises and bonuses that have been given out, it's undeniable. Ahh....who says you can't buy respect?!? Who needs a raise for praise? Anyone??

I was trying to stir up vicious in-fighting between VPs. I dunno, I assumed that was a good thing since I've seen it everywhere I've worked!! Backstabbing, bickering over perks, office size, parking spot proximity to the door etc. Are you telling me this isn't good business practice? :rolleyes:
A-Dad...talking about big American SUVs, I just saw the new Cadillac SUV this AM....now if that ain't one big hunk of good 'ol American excess, I don't know what is!! That thing is HUGE! What's it get, 8MPG, highway? You gotta love a car like that - it can probably tow a house through 3 feet of mud up a 50 degree incline, all while seating 6 adults comfortably....yet I bet it will only ever drive the one guy the 2.3 miles to/from work 5 days a week and sit in a heated garage the rest of the time. You know what....... new company car! Everyone gets the Caddy SUV!

[ozzel]

Don't worry OT - I wouldn't let anything bad happen to Madonna (not that she can't take care of herself, but it's always good to have someone watch your back :) )

So, I was wondering since I seem to be the resident (and I quote) "dynamo", if I could take the title of "WDWWDS Office of International Security" ? Just a thought - unless you have a security department - then maybe espionage?

Well good citizens, I'm off to our favorite place - save a spot in the chalk circle for me! I've filed the appropriate paperwork with HR.

See ya'll on Monday!!

-Kim

PS - OT, it's Kim Possible, not Impossible - that's just too many "im's" :D:D

[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

Oh Great Water God...er, I mean OT, my wonderful, brilliant, handsome, distinguished leader.....

(Is that enough kissing to get a raise? I don't think I ever got a raise? I am going shopping...I could use a raise!)

Well....I had a few minutes to post....I just read your post OT......

<<<<A-Dad...talking about big American SUVs, I just saw the new Cadillac SUV this AM....now if that ain't one big hunk of good 'ol American excess, I don't know what is!! That thing is HUGE! What's it get, 8MPG, highway? You gotta love a car like that - it can probably tow a house through 3 feet of mud up a 50 degree incline, all while seating 6 adults comfortably....yet I bet it will only ever drive the one guy the 2.3 miles to/from work 5 days a week and sit in a heated garage the rest of the time. You know what....... new company car! Everyone gets the Caddy SUV!>>>>>>>>

and I was ROFL!!!! My DH, Steve, drives a Chevy Avalanche. I believe it is the sister SUV to what you saw today?? It changes from an SUV to a truck? Well, he drives it....NO JOKE...one mile to work each day and it sits in the parking lot all the time! We have had it a year now and it has all of 3700 miles on it! :) That just struck me as hysterical! We are taking it tomorrow for our weekend....only because we never take it anywhere! LOL Thanks for the chuckle!

[cherylp3]

Sorry I can't cook =( I mentioned the Kitchens because they were unused space.

Hey I can be the real estate locator
( I would look for unused wdw real estate that we can use in our reseach etc.. )


Cheryl

[wdwoldtimer]

20% raise for Chele, plus a $10k cash bonus immediately, to be used on a basket shopping spree. Are you a distant relative to the Easter Bunny with all those baskets??

psst....cheryl....just so you know, my idea of haute cuisine is a large order of fries with a Filet 0' Fish. And you haven't seen my staff wolf down a can of Pringles during meetings like it was some delicate French pastry, have you? We're not picky! Are you sure you don't want Director of Culinary Services? If not, I guess we could use a Manager of Land Development.

Kim Possible...(sorry about the extra "im"), both domestic and international security are already in the very capable hands of MissJasmine. (Besides, I've known her since the third grade so who else could I trust with protecting my very precious life?) But, with all the recent "attacks" on high ranking WDWWDS officials, I have a very special position for you. Excuse me while I bring up a secure channel....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode: > 7171

Passcode Accepted!

You are now in high encryption mode.


ok, Kim.....I want to keep this top secret. It appears we may need to go on the offensive from time to time or launch retaliatory strikes against opposition groups and various other forces of darkness (EPA, WDWWPS etc). So I have decided to add a special branch of the Security dept called Special Operations. As Commander of Spec Ops you will report directly to Jas and will be called upon to handle all sorts of ...ahem...."jobs". Keep in mind that while you can always participate in WDWWDS "normal" activities out in the open, any Spec Ops correspondence MUST be via Secure Comm Channel. Your secret codename is "Dynamo". And yes, you can add Cmndr of Spec Ops to your title. Since this has all been on secure channel, no one will know what the heck that is anyway.

^X^C

Exiting high encryption mode...

You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!
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[wdwoldtimer]

Jas, now Dave is "sick"!!! You need to investigate!!

[cherylp3]

Yay Manager of Land development - I like that title.

Epcot - hey there's nothing at the old millenium celebration area.. that'd be a perfect area for another research or another HQ

Gonna go scope out where else we can have locations!

Cheryl

[wdwoldtimer]

plus there's still acres and acres of undeveloped land......careful of crocs!

[DisneyJen]

I posted this over on the park thread but wanted to make sure all my fellow WDWWDS members saw it!

Jas and I were actually testing the loyalty of all WDWWDS members to make sure that there are no spies among us. Jas will present a full report:smooth: Of course we all had to sign the loyalty oath, 71 times, to OT before accepting our positions.

OT might I suggest the largest and newest American SUV/Truck for A-Daddy since he passed the test:D Maybe a promotion, too?

I remain your loyal and faithful servant (bows ever so graciously and kisses OT's ring).

[Higgs22]

Cool!! Where do I pick up my SUV???

One thing OT--what is the WDWWPS? I want to be aware of any and all threats to our beloved society...

As for the lab...good news--we are back in business for now...but I think this latest incident underlines the need for a more permenant secure lab facility...or maybe one in each park...it would be more efficiant that way!!!
Fearless leader...do we have the funds available for such a project??? And could we get the Manager of Land Devlopment looking for new lab sites? The sooner the better...we still have important research to be done!

Yours in 71-ness
Higgs

[Miss Jasmine]

Ack, I don't have time to keep up with all this sickness. LOL. I haven't had time to read the trivia thread (threads???!!!???!!) Could someone please fill me in on Dave's sickness? Thank you so much.

Yes, there are some questions of loyalty among the brass. After all this is an organization and don't they all work that way?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode: > 7171

Passcode Accepted!

You are now in high encryption mode

Dynamo,
Your first assignment will be to act as a spy yourself. You will act as an agent from Intercot. Please interview each of the high ranking officials to see if they take the bait. Trust and loyalty is key here. Without it I am very afraid for the WDWWDS and its members. After all I am entrusted with the life of someone I have known since like the third grade (that's a lot of pressure), not to mention the safety of each and every member. Please have a report to me as soon as possible.

^X^C

Exiting high encryption mode...

You are now on an unsecure channel, have a wet day!
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Also, please be careful when going around WDW at night. We may have to enact a buddy system in the near future.

[wdwoldtimer]

Gosh, Jen, I can't promote A-Dad any higher! He's already CFO AND VP of Wildlife Pres. If he get's any higher he'd be sitting on my shoulders....and I thought that was your special spot for watching parades?! As for corporate cars, I think he already has a Humvee and a Corvette Z06 (no foreign junk for him). Hey perks of being in charge of all the money.

Higgs your new SUV is in the rear parking lot, space 71.

Jas, Dave has some mysterious head cold-type thing. Sounds similar to what hit Jen earlier this week. I agree with the confidential assignment you gave Dynamo.

[DisneyJen]

Sorry A-Daddy I had to grovel and beg too much to give up my seat on OT's shoulders for the parade:)

Higgs, I am wondering if the lab is able to handle the medical anaylsis of WDW water that has been consumed and then passed by WDWWDS to see if we have some sort of epidemic. Sounds like Dave is exhibiting the same symptoms that I had earlier this week:(

[ksdave]

I'm actually starting to feel better. I think I was spending too much time in scuba gear trying to figure out how to tap an underground pipe from WS lagoon to our new bottling plant. If I can just have all the CMs' attention diverted for a while, I might be able to pull it off. (Of course, in Engineering lingo, a while is anything from a few nanoseconds to a month).
I've found that several sips of 1971 SSL water, followed by massive doses of Dole Whips (3-4 gallons every hour) does wonders for a headcold.
Now, if I can just figure out how I gained thirteen pounds while sick????

[Higgs22]

We have been working on the sickness that has been plauging the WDWWDS...So far, no luck...and we here in R & D have been immune thus far from this dread illness sweeping the society...must be all of those 71 ounce Dole Whips....:)
I hope that all of our members are recovering nicely....


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

Please Enter Passcode: > 7171

Passcode Accepted!

You are now in high encryption mode

OK...I have some “Eyes only” material for the security team...we will probably need to put Dynamo on this one....
While doing some research here at the lab..we have found a quantity of fibers that belong to a parks character costume...meaning that our precious water supply is being contaminated by a spy dressed as one of the beloved Disney Characters!!!!

So far tests have been inconclusive as to which character it is....but we have a strong suspicion that the characters in question are Tigger, Rafiki, Happy, Donald, Minnie, or in what has been a crushing blow to me personally---Mickey himself!!! While we are not sure if our favorite mouse is involved...we can’t rule him out....
Rest assured that we are working feverishly on this....and when we narrow down tha character...we will post that information right away...

The bad news is that they are opening Timekeeper again for the weekend (Underscoring the need for a new lab site :)) so we might not have results until Monday...
Until then...be wary for any characters near the water supplies...while most of the characters are innocent...there still might be a spy disguised in there.....

^X^C

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That's all from the R&D department...hope all are feeling well...have a good weekend :) :) :)

Captain 71

[wdwoldtimer]

oops sorry I forgot to answer your question Higgs....

WDWWPS = Walt Disney World Water Preservation Society = our arch enemies. Their mission statement is to preserve the pristine waters of WDW and protect it from human consumption. Their CEO is no where near as kind and generous as I am either!

[amandadaddy]

True, it is hard to bonus the guy in charge of the money, but my Hummer could use a DVD system!

Yes, the Escalade EXT is awesome! When we were at WDW in Sept., there was an EXT on display at Test Track. However, the in-laws are a Ford family, so we buy Ford products. Besides, the grill on the Escalade and the EXT looks a little too "Mad Max".

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Hi all, just wanted to see if the special password I got from our CEO worked. Thanks!

^X^C

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One other thing for our benevolent dictator, I've paid out all bonuses as directed and the custom made trophy with nose-in-the-trousers motif should be ready in a couple of weeks!:D

Yes, I've had the same work experiences. Around my place it's called "driving the bus" ( no, not the porcelain one ). The idea is to spot a problem in somebody else's area and wait until the weekly mgrs meeting, at which time you hop in the bus and drive it over them, thereby improving your position by be-littleing (sp) your peers and kissing up to their superiors. It would be much better for the company if something was done to actually fix the problem instead of the blame. Also known as coporate politics, I hate that stuff.


:earsboy:

[wdwoldtimer]

I wonder if we've worked in the same places??

Well it's a good thing we at the WDWWDS are immune to such things! At least so far.

Make sure you place a big order on those trophies too.

[wdwoldtimer]

Ok, enough of this Travelocity and Expedia nonsense! No more booking your WDWWDS business travel on your own!! We now have an official WDWWDS Director of Travel - A-Mom!!

The only drawback is, when submitting your travel requests to her, YOU HAVE TO SHOUT!

[IASW Rider]

I apologize for my absence of late, folks - I was still recovering from that GMR water sickness. However, I tried KSDave's WS water and Dole Whips cure, and am finally feeling well and ready to take on new international assignments!

I believe that we've already got El Rio del Tiempo under survaillance, but I believe that the Maelstrom needs to be examined. My crew has informed me that water levels are dipping, in there........a danger to guests experiencing the attraction, but moreover to WDWWDS members lurking in the corners, just seeking some refreshment......perhaps the work of the WDWWPS?????

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I'll need a security and research team out there, as soon as possible, to look into this!

[Higgs22]

Iasw will send a team out ASAP...am out of town...so I will have to try to get a clear signal...

OUT

Captain 71

[IASW Rider]

Thank you, Higgs - I knew that I could count on you to keep our Maelstrom water levels filled and potable!

[Higgs22]

No problem...but it probably won't be today....

It seems that now I am sick as well.....

But before a panic starts among the WDWWDS membership...I am not exhibiting the same symptoms as everyone else....in fact I think the illness was self-induced ;)
Too many beers and way too much to eat at a hockey game in Boston last night have combined to put a damper on the R & D department's day...

But rest assured I will be soon returning home, where I have a nice healing 71 ounce bottle of 20k water wating...just the trick and I will be up and running tomorrow :)

Have a great rest of the weekend....

[ksdave]

Higgs last post just made me think.....I wonder how the water at Busch Gardens tastes?
Think it has a hint of Budweiser in it?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

[Higgs22]

Good piont Dave...we need to check that out...:)

[Higgs22]

Just a quick word....the R&D Department is open for business....

We will bw feverishly searching for the exact character costume being worn by the possible WDWWPS spy who is responsible for the contamination of some of pur precious waters and causing the recent illnesses of our beloved leader and several other members of the WDWWDS executve board....

If you have any other information...PLEASE let us know right away....thanks ;)

[DisneyJen]

Phew... just catching up after spending the weekend working on a special project that our fearless founding father and benevlolent leaders assigned me ... Special code name: SOL (really this is the name of the project, just ask OT and Jas).

Higgs glad to hear R&D is back and open for business:D I was really concerned that we had an epidemic on our hands ... sort of like the crime epidemic:rolleyes:

A-MOM, IAWS RIDER AND I NEED TO BOOK AIR AND HOTEL TO FRANCE ASAP TO CONTINUE FACE TO FACE NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE CHAMPAGNE HOUSES. ALSO WE NEED A SIDE TRIP TO CHAMBORD TO DO SOME RECON FOR OUR FIRST RETREAT/ANNUAL MEETING. WE FLY FIRST CLASS. OUR FREQUENT FLIER NUMBERS ARE 7171 AND 717171.

[ozzel]

Hi Everyone!!! Got back last night from our favorite place - gee was it BUSY! Anywho, some interesting updates: YES the Port Orleans boat to DD will begin March 24!, Primevil Whirl should start soft opening any day now (Imagineers were riding on Friday and they were filming a commercial Sunday). Looks like a fun ride!

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Dynamo reporting in - sorry Jas, I've been on radio silence for the past 3 days trying to uncover the saboteur. I was also able to determine that our enemy has been disguising themselves as a character - but it's worse than that - there seem to be 2 of them!! Yes, we have a pair of saboteurs that were able to infiltrate the Utilidors and steal costumes - I believe they stole 4 costumes so that it would be harder to determine who they are dressed as. The good news is that Minnie is not a suspect - that costume was not reported missing - but alas, they did get their hands on Mickey. I had him under survalence this weekend and did not see him taint any water, but he may have been a decoy. That was how I found out about the other saboteur - the water in Norway has been tainted. We need to get an alert out to all WDWWDS members - do NOT drink the Norway Water!!

I plan on following up on this and I'll let you know what turns up. Again, Minnie OK, Mickey So-So and Norway No Way!!

-Dynamo

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Glad to hear everyone's OK out there. I was starting to get nervous!

-Kim

[wdwoldtimer]

Don't forget to confer with mlcar, our Costuming Director, on these recent costuming issues!!

[Luv2Dream]

Gee, I was really partial to the Jungle Cruise water. So dark, green and tropical. I love my water with a bit of "kick" to it!

[Higgs22]

Looks like we may have a new WDWWDS member...welcome luv2dream...and rest assured...you are not alone with your taste for Jungle Cruise water....many WDWWDS members consider "the back side of water" are rare treat! ;)


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Good report Dynamo...we have also determined that Minnie is innocent....
But we are still concerned about Tigger...any word there??? Saw some orange hairs in a water sample this morning....we need to check this out....Has mlcar gotten anywhere on the costuming issues? Maybe we need to put a WDWWDS member in disguise to root out the infiltrator...before we lose all of the water...;)
Stay on top of it Dynamo

Captain 71
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OK need to get back to work..I'll check in later! Have a good one :)

[ozzel]

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Dynamo here - I've spotted Tigger near the 20K lagoon. I think I saw him pour something into the water there. Wait, he saw me... .....wait..... .....no, stop..... .......mergency.. ...Jas, sen.... ackup.... ....repeat, Jas, send backu..... .....ger... ...it's Tig.....

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[DisneyJen]

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Dynamo Jas is on a special ops mission of her own today and is incommunicado. Back up is on its way! Help Higgs!! We may need to unroll our special top secret project 71 tracking project ... the one with 71 gps trackers.


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[Higgs22]

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Welcome to the WDWWDS Secure Communications Channel

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Is Dynamo all right?? Her last message seemed like she was in trouble....is backup available???

Jen...the 71 tracking project is all set to go....we have come up with the perfect way to hide them!
After countless hours of research...we have incorporated the 71 GPS into a standard field-issue pair of
mouse ears...the ears are made up of a Kevlar-based alloy which will acts as a reciver...the agent sees the
display in a specially modified pair of sunglasses...you look like a tourist...but the right lens is actually a small
monitor...giving a constant stream of information...

We have the units stored in the lab...stop by and we'll begin issuing them...it looks like there's trouble afoot!!!!

Beware of Tigger....we may have the culprit ;)

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[ozzel]

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...ello... ...is anyone out there... ......if anyone is listening, I've managed to escape capture. I have hidden in the Fantasyland Theater. Now that Lion King has been shuttered, I thought it would be a good place to hide. I'm not alone in that thinking - you should see what I've found! Before I forget - Tigger is the saboteur! Jas, Higgs, whoever's listening - get the word out that Tigger must be apprehended! This is bigger than we thoug... ...more costumes stol... ...loosing signa.... ....will report bac.... ....jammi... ....eet at IAS...

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[amandadaddy]

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Quick, someone get a hold of engineering! KS Dave must be warned! He's infamous for spending time with Tigger. If it becomes necessary, we can use my DD's autograph book to compare character signatures for identification purposes. I am authorizing additional funding to help combat the evil doers, plus combat pay for all WDWWDS members involved in the hostillities!

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:earsboy:

[DisneyJen]

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Higgs, I'll be right there to get my unit. I have asked OT, our fearless leader, for extra funding for this project so we can upgrade the receiving unit to Ray-Bans. I've also put in for a raise for you ... and extra $7171.

Where is KsDave? I hope that the Tigger impersonator has not Dave-napped him?

What is our policy on ransom in case Kim is captured? I know she is super hero and all but we must be prepared. How are we going to spin this one?

A-Daddy, please let me know if you need IASW Rider and me to start shuttle diplomacy in order to build a solid coalition to fight these evil doers! He can run, but he cannot hide!



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[ozzel]

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This is Dynamo reporting in. I escaped the Fantasyland Theater and hid in IASW's Asia section. After a few hours of that music I considered chewing off my own arm, but then the ride shut down and I was saved. I managed to retrieve a sample of the toxin Tigger put into the 20K lagoon. I always wondered about that tigger - all that bouncing in and out. We also need to put an APB out on Rafiki, Happy and (I dread to say it) Mickey. Yes, our foes have stolen a Mickey costume. It is a sad, sad day. I'm going to head over to the Land Tissue Culture facilities to determine the nature of this toxin and try to develop a counter-agent. Contact me on the Kimmunicator if you need me.

-KP



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[Miss Jasmine]

Good Morning, all. So sorry to not have checked in sooner.

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Good Morning, Dynamo. You have been doing great work out there. We have a BOLO (Be On Look Out) for tigger, and it should only be a matter of time. In addition, I have issued BOLOs on Happy, Rafiki and Mickey (shudder). Dynamo, if need be you will need to take on the persona of one of these characters, as I have a feeling we are dealing with more that one WDWWPS agent.

Disney Jen, We need the crisis team to get together and hammer out our policy on kiddnappings and negotiations. I for one, do not like bowing to the pressures of another organization.

OT, we need someone to start trailing Dave. After all he has the chied suspect in HIS signature picture.

Now a report on my secret mission....I have begun installing cameras in the different water attractions. This way we can have a better view of things, since we can't be everywhere at the same time. This project will be expaned to include resort and non-attraction water sources. Some of these are a little tricker. Smile, you are on camera!

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[Tigger_spy]

Run, Run, Run as fast as you can! You’ll never catch me! I’m just that good!

Hello to all of the WDWWDS, we here at the WDWWPS have been watching you for quite a while now, and the time to act is at hand!
Yes, it is I in my purloined Tigger costume (along with others) that has been tampering with the water! Our mission is simple, to ensure that the waters of Walt Disney World are not fouled by people looking to drink from them!

We have been having a good laugh at watching your attempts at discovering us, so we have decided to check in and A) Mock you, and B) out of the goodness of our hearts, give you some help.

The only help I will offer now is this. There are NO WDWWPS spies in your organization, we decided it isn’t worth the bother.

So, keep looking--YOU WILL NEVER DISCOVER WHO WE ARE!!!
THE WDWWPS IS HERE, SOON YOUR DRINKING DAYS WILL BE DONE!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[IASW Rider]

RED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!!!!!

MISS JASMINE - CALL YOUR 71 SECURITY TEAMS INTO ACTION!

THE ENEMY HAS BEEN REVEALED!

[Higgs22]

I see it IASW....due to this recent message from the enemy, the top-secret lab will under high-security lockdown....Jas, how long until you think you can get a handle on this????

[IASW Rider]

Perhaps we can issue a statement to all WDWWDS members:

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER OF ANY WDW ATTRACTION, RESORT HOTEL, SWIMMING POOL, OR WATERWAY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! ALL DRINKING MUST BE SUSPENDED UNTIL WE RECEIVE FURTHER NOTICE FROM OUR RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT AND SECURITY COUNSELS!!!!

[ozzel]

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Jas - I am very close to developing a counter-agent to the WDWWPS toxin. I have also secured a disguise to get me close to their operation. I suspect they have cleared out of the Fantasyland theater by now, but I have some leads as to their present location. I fear even our Secure Communications Channel has been hacked - I will report in later.

-Dynamo

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[amandadaddy]

DEATH TO THE WDWWPS!!!! The foolish vanity of these half-wits will be their undoing. I believe Ozzel was able to trace Tigger-spy's post on our water thread and has a fix on their entire organization!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DEATH TO THE AGUA HUGGERS!!!!!


:earsboy:

[Miss Jasmine]

We are under some sort of attack. I need all of those involved in the crisis management plan to assemble quickly. I understand the lab is under lockdown. We also need to place to executive offices under lockdown. I am personally going to cover protection of our fearless leader.

Kim is doing an outstanding job and seems to be hot on the trail of one Tigger_Spy. We will be tracing any information we can gather by the post. Everyone needs to be on high alert.

At this time, the water is off limits (although isn't that what the water-hugging WDWWPS wants us to do??!!??) until we issues each member its own portable water testing kit. However, we were behind in production and this may take some time. Of course executive staff will be the first to receive these kits.

[cherylp3]

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I was checking out using the Disney Institute ( for a R & D area and drank some of the water )
WARNING do not drink this water
it seems as if someone has been pouring beer in this water *hic* *hic*
and since I don't drink it got be bery drunk *hic* *hic*

Medical team - I need tylenol!!

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[amandadaddy]

Does this remind anyone else of a particular scene from Monty Python's " the Meaning of Life"? You know, the elderly corporate raiders playing broadside with the fancy skyscraper yuppie types....."pardon the interruption from the opening movie"....back to counter intelligence. DEATH TO THE WDWWPS!!!!!!


:earsboy:

[ozzel]

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While I was waiting for some test results, I fixed the security breaches to the S.C.C. - so please be sure to use version 2.0.2 for all future communiques. My testing of the WDWWPS toxin has revealed a biological agent - I am developing a sort of 'vaccine' that we can put in all non-contaminated water to maintain it's drinkability. It's ineffective in already contaiminated water - so that's my next move - to develop the counter-agent.

I'm asking all WDWWDS members to spread this vaccine to as many waters as possible - be sure to use Higgs' water testing kit first. I have already vaccinated all Land waters. Repeat - all Land waters are cleared for safe drinking!!

I have also begun my search for the new WDWWPS headquarters - my sources say Fantasyland theater is indeed cleared out. I do not wish to reveal my tactics in case they hack this new S.C.C.

Please spread the vaccine quickly, before they contaiminate all the waters!

-dynamo

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[WDWCrazzyCunninghams]

::::sitting in our chalk circle oblivious to what is going on around me:::::

WELCOME to Luv2dream!!! As head of Customer Relations we weclome you and offer you your Official WDWWDS package! Included you will find a mug, extendastraw (for Fantasmic) a T-shirt and map to find the best water there is to find in the parks!
If you have any questions, just feel free to ask! ENJOY your stay here at The Walt Disney Resort! :)

::::::hhhmmm.....wonder where everyone is???? That Tigger looks funny. Wonder what is up with him? <looks around the park some more> Is THAT KimPossible??!!! OMG!!! I can't belive it's really her!! Wonder what she's up to?? <grabs another bottle of WSH2O> Hope everyone gets here soon....::::::::::

[Tigger_spy]

This is amusing to me. Do you really think the WDWWPS would only have one costume? No, we don't. So, maybe I'm Tigger, and then again, maybe I'm not!

What really makes the WDWWPS smile is the fact that your precious leader has been absent from this board. Without him, the WDWWDS is without its heart and soul.

You better watch your precious chalk circle, we are planning to wipe it off the face of the earth!! And as for your "spy" Kim, HA! We have been following her movements for days. Here's a hint-it's easy to tail you when you are constantly humming a theme song.

Remember, we are everywhere!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Higgs22]

OK--what are we going to do about this?

The lab is secure...but I have some concerns about security...we need to keep our members safe ;) OT...what do you think???

[wdwoldtimer]

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Attention WDWWDS members, we are currently under attack. Those water weenies at the WDWWPS appear to have infiltrated WDWWDS Headquarters! I am in an undisclosed location at the moment for security reasons. I am safe and in constant contact with my cabinet members. Jas is dispatching security staff to each of the WDWWDS execs. (She's personally protecting me, Jen, because she likes me more than you...ha!)

Higgs, you need to hand off your R&D duties to Dave temporarily. We need Agent 71 to help Dynamo. The two of you round up any super hero friends you may have as well. It may be time to reveal our secret weapon, Super Possum!! You know whose alter ego that is.

We will hunt them down!!! We will root them out of their caves deep in the 100 acre wood. We will prevail!



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[Higgs22]

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Yes Fearless Leader...I will hook up with Dynamo and drive out the WDWWPS!!!
I know Dave can handle the labs while I am away...besides, we really don't have anything major going on right now...and the cast members keep opening up Timekeeper...forcing us to hide the lab equipment!

Hey, has our land acquisition team found a new lab location yet??? All this mjoving is making my back sore...:D
I will wait here for Dynamo...and whoever else joins us!!!!
Captain 71


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[ozzel]

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Captain 71 - part 1 of my plan has worked - a WDWWPS spy has been tailing me for days, I've lured him along with my hypnotic theme song. I just need you to nab him - you can't miss him - he looks 'happy', if you know what I mean.

I have spread the vaccine to Living Seas and the water foutains by Imagination so the west side of Future World is safe for drinking. I am getting close to their headquarters - hense the threats to this board. I'm beginning Operation Tsunami now.

-Dynamo

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[DisneyJen]

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I held a press conference and briefing at 7:17:171 this morning to assure the puiblic that the WDWWDS is intact and the contrary to reports on CBS and NBC that key executives are not dumping their stock while other WDWWDS folks cannot. Of course ABC hasn't reported this story since Walt Disney Corp. owns it:D

Fearless leader you certainly need Jas' protection more than me ... your a man after all :rolleyes: But she does love me equally, just differently, lol.

Dynamo and Captain 71 don't forget to pick up Mlcar on your way to extract 'Chele from the chalk circle. I have my Ray-Bans on so don't foget to wear your 71 GPS system.

I am in the secure location with the shadow executive team (which is pretty incredible when you consider it is raining/sleeting here)

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[Miss Jasmine]

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I am here with our fearless and most benevolant leader at our undisclosed location. I am also in close contact with our shadow government, most importantly with DisneyJen. (I would like to state that my protecting our fearless leader is out of concern for the WDWWDS and does not reflect my love for both him and DisneyJen, who I love equally but differently. Hey can you guys pass me a slice of pie. lol).

I see that Dynamo has someone who looks quite "happy" on her trail. Good job. Captain 71, you soon will be receiving additional orders. At this time please assist Dynamo in vaccinating all water sites.

I need volunteers for additional security details.

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[Higgs22]

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OK...I am pleased to report that the Fantasmic water has been vaccinated...it is now safe!
Also, we will be going over to IASW and Splash Mountain later today...want to bring those waters back on-line and also we have hard information that our “Happy” friend is at MK...hopefully we’ll get the spy today!!!

That’s it from here...I will check this channel for further orders...
Captain 71 over and out ;)


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[cherylp3]

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*Hic* *Hic* I do have a great location for R&D *Hic* *Hic*

Its in Epcot and isn't being used .. hold on Dale wants me to take a picture with him.

bzz bzz ( Dead Air)

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[Dale_Kidnapper]

This is Dale reporting into Tigger...

Chip and I have captured Cherylp3 the WDWWDS Land Manager as instructed.

We need to go to the Garden Grill for our Dinner Shift
meet us at our Epcot meeting spot.

Dale
WDWWPS lackey

[DisneyJen]

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ALERT >>>> WARNING >>>>

EXECUTE OPERATION 71

Jas we need to move to a more secure channel ... seems like our com channel has been compromised. Please advise.


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[Miss Jasmine]

Well there is no point going on the secure channel. There will be deliveries of cones of silence to all WDWWDS execs while a new system is brought on-line.

[Tigger_spy]

Good work Dale!
Now report to the WDWWPS Headquarters, and await further instructions.
You must take caution, it seems that Dynamo and Captain 71 are hot on our tails, but if you use the secret underwater escape routes, you will be fine.
By the way, attention WDWWDS members, WE HAVE NEW COSTUMES!
Did you really think we would keep the same ones? With our utilidor access, we can have whichever ones we want!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[amandadaddy]

Oh fearless, benevolent, eternally wise, all knowing,.....ah to heck with it, hey OT! I have a suggestion. Our arch enemies are opposed to the drinking of water ( what are the chances these half-wits will be around for any length of time? ), and they're stupid enough to tell us that they're dressing as characters...why don't you have Kim, Captain71 and Super Opossum pin each and every character down and force them to drink some JC juice? That way we could identify and eliminate the evil-doers!


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[wdwoldtimer]

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Someone go corral Cheryl, she's stumbling around the parks drunk. No telling what will happen if a WDWWPS agent gets a hold of her.

Captain 71, your old super-hero cape is looking a little ratty around the edges, have mlcar get you a new one and tell Super Possum to put the tutu on and help you hunt down the WDWWPS agents. You and Dynamo are doing a great job......but take your time, I'm enjoying this secure location thing. I mean, what more could I ask for?? I'm up here in the tower of Cindy's castle in our secret WDWWDS apartment. I have Jas following me around everywhere, making sure I'm safe...I mean last night when the first rocket exploded during the Fantasy in the Sky show, she dove across the room to shield me with her own body....now that's what I call protection!! (it's cuz she loves me the most, Jen, don't you believe otherwise) Not only that but she can make one heck of a hash pie (got the recipe from madmouse herself), let me tell you! This is the life!

Jen, I've been hearing some reports in the media that I'm "hiding out".....see if you can put a better spin on that. I suggest you use our advantage with ABC News to it's fullest extent....you have a direct line to Jennings and Koppel, don't you?

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[madonna31]

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ALERT _ WARNING - Ok - am I the only one who thinks that the enemy is amung (dare I say it) US??? I tried clicking on profiles of both Tigger and Dale - with no email to send to?!?! With just a couple of posts a piece - it sounds kinda strange if you ask me...

Dare I say it - is Jas keeping a real good eye on OT? Can you see him at all times Jas? Strange that he hasnt been around lately...I mean how else would they get Ulidor passes - I mean what is this 'secure hiding place' anyhow????

Jen - My brother in law works at the Sunglass Hut - I can get us the Men in Black Rayban Sunglasses for half price (only $71 a piece) and they work the same way - we can put them on - then use that flashy pen thing to erase ANYONE's memory with them (I have NO idea what we would need to erase anyone's memory for - but as VP of Entertainment I thought it would add to the 'climax' of our episode)


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[Dale_Kidnapper]

Tigger: I can not make it to headquarters, I got called in for the Ice Cream Social.

Chip is guarding Cheryl in the AP Lounge, we told the CM's she had been drinking the water.
They fully understood and have been giving her coffee and tylenol.

Chip is very gullable I suggest you pick her up immediately.

Note: Next time I suggest we dump Lemon or Prune juice in the water not anything alcholic.

Dale
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[DisneyJen]

MEDIA ALERT AND PHOTO OPPORTUNITY ... FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE....

WDWWDS Founder and CEO wdwoldtimer will be available in 71 minutes for a Q and A on the status of WDWWDS stock as well as plans to eliminate the evil doers of WDWWPS. Meet in the media relations office outside guest services at MK.

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OT I have arranged for Diane Sawyer to do a two-hour PrimeTime exclusive live interview this evening. We are pre-empting "My Wife and Kids," "According to Jim," "Drew Carey" and "The Job." Elizabeth Vargas may want to interview as well on "Downtown" at 10 p.m. You are such a babe magnet that once I called Peter Jennings and the ABC News management team they all agreed that Diane and Elizabeth would be able to show how in touch you are with your femine side.

Please lay off of the pie until after the interviews. I can only spin so much.

I called Koppel but he isn't returning phone call to anyone associated with our parent organization... still is a little miffed about the Letterman thing.

Madonna, please order 71 of those special MiB sunglasses as well as 71 of those eraser thingies. This will make for excellent ratings!

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[cherylp3]

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I am using the old version since Dale told me they haven't been able to crack anything.

As you know I have been kidnapped. I am currently in the EPCOT AP Lounge being guarded by Chip. I convinced Chip that I had to email my mom and was able to use a laptop of a visitor.

I have been told that I will be picked up by another character and then blindfolded and taken to WDWWPS headquarters. Chip and Dale have been interogatting me, lucjly I can easily deflect their questions by complimenting them.

Wait there is someone here in a costume its... oops Gotta log!

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[wdwoldtimer]

A Diane Sawyer interview? Whew, thank God it isn't Barbra Walters.....then she'd try to make me cry about something painful in my past.

I'm not sure if we can trust anything Cheryl's saying at this point. She's probably being coerced.

Is someone going to rescue her or what??