The camping, beer and kungaloosh thread for men

[bigdisneydaddy]

Who wants to join my little club ? :cool2:

[Rhonda]

I feel so left out. :sad1:

[kilroys]

Camping, beer and kungaloosh. My kind of club. I'm in!

[bigdisneydaddy]

I feel so left out. :sad1:

For one of those "get out of jail free cards" I might be able to sneak you in :lmao:

[BigDaddyRog]

Who wants to join my little club ? :cool2:
Reminds me of The Little Rascals "Girl Hatin' Mens Club"!!!:happytv:

[Gatordad]

It's the He Man Womanhater's Club.


I don't know, I think this is a copycat thread of the coolest thread ever on the internet. I will join however. As long as we can kick people out for asking stupid questions.

[poohbearwithme]

Men (Written by Martin Mull and Steve Martin)

(Group of men singing in the background)
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

It's great to be on a ship with men
and sail across the sea, oh,
We don't know where we'll land or when,
but it's great to be with men.

'Cause men can sweat and men can stink
and no one seems to care, oh,
We'll throw the dishes in the sink
and clog the drain with hair, oh!
(And clog the drain with hair, oh!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies' room,
there's no one here but men!
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

There's men above and men below
and men down in the galley,
There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
and one guy we call Sally!
(And one guy we call Sally!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
You'll never have to lift the seat,
there's no one here but men!

Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

We're men and friends until the end
and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds
and blow each other kissies!
(And blow each other kissies!)

Men, men, men,

Amen (pronounced "Ahhhhh, men!")

[BigDaddyRog]

It's the He Man Womanhater's ClubThats the one!!!

[des1954]

Ha!! I've been excluded from better places than this!:snooty:

Just remember guys..... women can get into classy places without a coat & tie!:laughing: We can wear designer jeans & a low-cut top if we still sport nice winnebago's (or even if we don't)!!!:dance3:

[bigdisneydaddy]

Thats the one!!!

STOP THE BUS.... No women hatin allowed. A little bit of fear because of the awesome power that they have, maybe, but certainly no hate.

Okay... now back to beer :thumbsup2

[bigdisneydaddy]

It's the He Man Womanhater's Club.


I don't know, I think this is a copycat thread of the coolest thread ever on the internet. I will join however. As long as we can kick people out for asking stupid questions.

Isnt copying someone the greatest form of flattery ? :cool2:

[big kahuna1]

Did someone say BEER??? I'm in!!!:thumbsup2

Who's buying?

I like mine nice and cold...about 40 degrees in one of those frozen, frosty cold mugs!!

It's a beautiful sight to behold. That Golden Amber color glimmering through the frosty mug just begging to be tasted. And it should not be sipped like wine and swirled around the mouth...this is not a girly club.(although I do like wine myself) It should somewhat be gulped and yes, sometimes chugged.

[Gatordad]

I love a nice set of Winnebago's, lol.

[Rhonda]

I love a nice set of Winnebago's, lol.

Hey now! Even though this is the Man Thread - there are still families and kids around. Let's keep it clean.

[BigDaddyRog]

Hey now! Even though this is the Man Thread - there are still families and kids around. Let's keep it clean.

Thats right Gatordad...make sure both of those winnebagos are well washed!!!:goodvibes

[Gatordad]

Hey now! Even though this is the Man Thread - there are still families and kids around. Let's keep it clean.

What???

http://www.winnebagoind.com/resources/images/resources-main.jpg

[big kahuna1]

Apparently you did not READ the RULES or the SIGNS? There is absolutely NO PARKING or CAMPING on the grass so you will have to move immediately!

In addition, there is no BEER around which is the number one MAN-RULE and is a requirement to PARK or CAMP so even if you were allowed to PARK or CAMP on the grass you would have to leave anyway.

Also, NO FEEDING THE PEACOCKS!!

[Gatordad]

don't be jealous of my winnebagos.

[big kahuna1]

Uh Oh! Is it just me or is one winnebego bigger than the other?

[bigdisneydaddy]

I see the water and electric but where is the sewer ?

[perdidochas]

Who wants to join my little club ? :cool2:

What's kungaloosh?

[mamaloya]

What is kungaloosh?:confused3 What is kungaloosh!!!??? What do you mean "what is kungaloosh"? How do you not know what that is??? Where have you been???:eek:

Seriously, I am not exactly sure what it is, but it is really popular here. It is apparently an alcoholic beverage with a highly guarded secret recipe only known at FW and by FWGuy. He will not share the recipe because he is so desperate for friends it is the only way he can get anyone to visit him when he is at FW.

I also understand that Kungaloosh makes winnebagos appear bigger, women prettier, men smarter, and bigdisneydaddy funnier. :rolleyes1 :dance3: :rotfl: ;) :lmao:

OK, sorry, but if I am not allowed into the club, I am going to have to stir the pot a little!!!

:sad2:

[Rhonda]

I see the water and electric but where is the sewer ?

I'm pretty sure you've found it.

[Gatordad]

for a grandma, you are alright.

[bigdisneydaddy]

What is kungaloosh?:confused3 What is kungaloosh!!!??? What do you mean "what is kungaloosh"? How do you not know what that is??? Where have you been???:eek:

Seriously, I am not exactly sure what it is, but it is really popular here. It is apparently an alcoholic beverage with a highly guarded secret recipe only known at FW and by FWGuy. He will not share the recipe because he is so desperate for friends it is the only way he can get anyone to visit him when he is at FW.

I also understand that Kungaloosh makes winnebagos appear bigger, women prettier, men smarter, and bigdisneydaddy funnier. :rolleyes1 :dance3: :rotfl: ;) :lmao:

OK, sorry, but if I am not allowed into the club, I am going to have to stir the pot a little!!!

:sad2:


Could I be any funnier or more charming ? ;)

[CottontailCurl]

Uh Oh! Is it just me or is one winnebego bigger than the other?

Why oh why did I open up Mandora's box? Why? (OK, you made me laugh! :lmao: )

And shouldn't this be the 'Camping, beer and kungaloosh rope for men'? Thread is so girly.

I only clicked on this one because every time I see the title, it makes me think of the Hair Club for Men, I just wanted to see who's the president.

[bigdisneydaddy]

I am going to call CRO tomorrow and DEMAND that I get a lakeside site.

[mamaloya]

Could I be any funnier or more charming ? ;)

Give me some kungaloosh and we will find out.

[Conan the Librarian]

I'll pass on the beer, but, I'll give you a hearty 'Kungaloosh!' anyway. As long as I can have a mug of tea or coffee, I'll behave.

Besides, I don't need to get drunk to be able to act very silly!

[Gatordad]

I am going to call CRO tomorrow and DEMAND that I get a lakeside site.

The lakeside sites are going to be at the new campground that they are building according to the bus driver. They will be part of DVC, and the beer taps will have domestic or imported beer. I should know, the girl at trails end told me so.

[ftwildernessguy]

Okay, I'm in.

I just posted my Kungaloosh recipe on another thread.

I like beer on a hot day a couple of ways. Cold one out of the fridge and into the freezer for 15 minutes along with the mug. When you pour it into the mug, it turns into a beer slushy. The other way - a shot of lemonade in a nice cold one - started drinking this in Germany and haven't stopped. Most places there will mix you a Rahtler, but the train station in Heidelberg does it about the best.

I like Winnebagos. I think Winnebagos are one of the reason there are so many people camping. Winnebagos and children seem to go together. I don't see why Winnebagos would offend anyone, but I don't know why anyone would want two. Wait a minute. I get it. Never mind.

Muddy water is a much more efficient means of making women prettier. I am still working on the exact recipe, however. There seem to be some secret ingredients which I was not privy to when it was mixed. I will keep people informed on this one. It is mixed in a large wash tub and for some reason never attracted flies although my socks and the latrines did. I am still confused.

My wife is small, but terrifies me.

My secret goal in life: I want to be a pirate.pirate:

[emoose]

I am so happy my wife said I could join! I have to be home by 1:00 AM though so break out the beer!

[des1954]

These sites are behind the 300 loop on Bay Lake. The picture shows the old Discovery Island in the background. This is reliable information from an undercover peacock. (BTW - One winnebago is always bigger than another - verified by a FtW loop attendant.)
http://www.winnebagoind.com/resources/images/resources-main.jpg

[big kahuna1]

If you look real hard after you have downed a few you can see the Monorail to the left of the Island along the tree line...I swear!

[big kahuna1]

ALso, after you have downed a few if you look at the guy in the picture on the right...it looks like he is grilling in a baby carriage.:scared1:

Okay, no more beer. Where's the Kungaloosh?

[BigDaddyRog]

My wife is small, but terrifies me.

:


You've got one of those too? Man, what is it about a 98lb tiny chick that is sooo fierce?? Im 350lbs...I could eat her for a snack, but,boy, when she gets that look in her eye.....I mean, I aint scared of her or nuttin', but ya know...ya gotta show respect to your spouse cuz she knows where ya sleep and occassionally cooks your meals and ya cant always be real sure of what the real ingredients might be...OK OK OK....she scares the livin' BEJESUS outta me!!!:scared1: Some times she makes me do HORRIBLE things like .....DISHES!! And ONE time, she even made me learn to work the WASHING MACHINE!!! :eek: ANd for the LOVE OF GOD, last week.............I was forced to change the grandson's diaper:scared: ........do you know what babies put in diapers?:sad1: It was awful, please, someone....help me escape this torturous fiend!!:worship:

[bigdisneydaddy]

Okay, I'm in.

I just posted my Kungaloosh recipe on another thread.

I like beer on a hot day a couple of ways. Cold one out of the fridge and into the freezer for 15 minutes along with the mug. When you pour it into the mug, it turns into a beer slushy. The other way - a shot of lemonade in a nice cold one - started drinking this in Germany and haven't stopped. Most places there will mix you a Rahtler, but the train station in Heidelberg does it about the best.

I like Winnebagos. I think Winnebagos are one of the reason there are so many people camping. Winnebagos and children seem to go together. I don't see why Winnebagos would offend anyone, but I don't know why anyone would want two. Wait a minute. I get it. Never mind.

Muddy water is a much more efficient means of making women prettier. I am still working on the exact recipe, however. There seem to be some secret ingredients which I was not privy to when it was mixed. I will keep people informed on this one. It is mixed in a large wash tub and for some reason never attracted flies although my socks and the latrines did. I am still confused.

My wife is small, but terrifies me.

My secret goal in life: I want to be a pirate.pirate:


I was just gonna make this the beer and camping thread, but since you are one of the usual suspects around here with your kungaloosh.... and..... Rhonda accused us of having a boys club a while back, I thought I would make it official. ;)

[Gatordad]

ALso, after you have downed a few if you look at the guy in the picture on the right...it looks like he is grilling in a baby carriage.:scared1:

Okay, no more beer. Where's the Kungaloosh?

Oh my goodness, he's grilling a baby peacock! How dare he. They should be fried, not grilled.

[big kahuna1]

Oh my goodness, he's grilling a baby peacock! How dare he. They should be fried, not grilled.

That's Deep Fried in peanut oil and injected with a spicey butter marinade!:thumbsup2

[ftwildernessguy]

You know, the tough part about peacocks is figuring out how old they are. I prefer the younger peahens, but man, they just don't show their age!

[big kahuna1]

You know, the tough part about peacocks is figuring out how old they are. I prefer the younger peahens, but man, they just don't show their age!

I agree. The Peahens taste a little less gamey.

[ftwildernessguy]

That's Deep Fried in peanut oil and injected with a spicey butter marinade!:thumbsup2

I'm on cholesterol medication, so I guess I could substitute sunflower oil and a spicey "I can't believe it's not butter" marinade.

[Colson39]

Just officially joining this thread. Sorry, I'm having lots of problems with the Disboards lately, for some reason it constantly causes my browser to crash, but no other sites do. Trying to fix it so I can post more :/

[ftwildernessguy]

Maybe Rozonda is trying to block you in a vain attempt to kill the official man thread. I'm not paranoid or anything.

[Rhonda]

Maybe Rozonda is trying to block you in a vain attempt to kill the official man thread. I'm not paranoid or anything.

http://dclips.fundraw.com/thumbdir/smiley119.jpg
Shhhhh.....

[big kahuna1]

Isn't it 5:00 somewhere?

http://fatdaddy.smugmug.com/photos/63277832-M.jpg



:thumbsup2

[lisa8200]

http://thumb13.webshots.net/t/44/45/7/44/80/2946744800014359853NvsdSN_th.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2946744800014359853NvsdSN)

Hello, anybody in there. awfully quite all of a sudden.
Maybe I'm at the wrong place. I'll just go in for a little while.SSHHH. Don't tell Lisa!!

[bigdisneydaddy]

http://thumb13.webshots.net/t/44/45/7/44/80/2946744800014359853NvsdSN_th.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2946744800014359853NvsdSN)

Hello, anybody in there. awfully quite all of a sudden.
Maybe I'm at the wrong place. I'll just go in for a little while.SSHHH. Don't tell Lisa!!


Sorry for the quiet, we were all out doing "man" work.

[Gatordad]

in the garage...........

[ftwildernessguy]

Sorry for the quiet, we were all out doing "man" work.

Yeah, like scratching, burping, that sort of thing.

[bigdisneydaddy]

Yeah, like scratching, burping, that sort of thing.


I dont consider those things to be "work"

[CyndiL]

Yeah, like scratching, burping, that sort of thing.

I thought that was just a natural part of your personalities?



Quietly slipping back out.

[bigdisneydaddy]

I think that the tag fairy should grace us with "FW mens club member" in our usernames. Anyone else think so ?

[bigdisneydaddy]

I thought that was just a natural part of your personalities?



Quietly slipping back out.


Its a package deal, it comes with the testosterone.

[ftwildernessguy]

I think that the tag fairy should grace us with "FW mens club member" in our usernames. Anyone else think so ?

YES!

[ntsammy5]

Has anyone tried La Fin Dumonde before? It's brewed in Quebec is a Belgian ale (9% alcohol) and quite good. They sell it at Le Cellier and I'm going to see on next trip if you can get it at the Canada kiosk too. I get it at the local beer distributor sometimes. It's a good tailgating beer because you can drink less, get just as hammered and avoid the porta potties. GO BILLS!

Actually I just remembered that the Bills play the Dolphins in Miami this weekend. Any Dolphins fans out there? They play in Buffalo Sunday 12/9 which is why I'm coming back from WDW on 12/8. Hope it's cold and snowing for the game. As we say in Buffalo, SQUISH THE FISH!

http://www.unibroue.com/products/fin.cfm

:drinking1 :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :drinking1

[ftwildernessguy]

Has anyone tried La Fin Dumonde before? It's brewed in Quebec is a Belgian ale (9% alcohol) and quite good. They sell it at Le Cellier and I'm going to see on next trip if you can get it at the Canada kiosk too. I get it at the local beer distributor sometimes. It's a good tailgating beer because you can drink less, get just as hammered and avoid the porta potties. GO BILLS!

Actually I just remembered that the Bills play the Dolphins in Miami this weekend. Any Dolphins fans out there? They play in Buffalo Sunday 12/9 which is why I'm coming back from WDW on 12/8. Hope it's cold and snowing for the game. As we say in Buffalo, SQUISH THE FISH!

http://www.unibroue.com/products/fin.cfm

:drinking1 :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :drinking1

They were only serving Labatts at the F&W festival kiosk.

Shout for da Bills!

[mamaloya]

I think that the tag fairy should grace us with "FW mens club member" in our usernames. Anyone else think so ?


Oh yes, that would look quite fitting under my name "mamaloya" "FW mens club member". NOT!!!!! :eek: I don't know how I would explain that one. ;)

[TheGreatGonzo]

I'm not a real fan of the beer myself (more of a tequila man), but the kungaloosh is a definate must do when I go in December. Can I still join with just the camping, kungaloosh (and of course, being a man)? BTW - I definately support the beer drinkers of the world! :thumbsup2

[Gatordad]

Even though Gonzo is from Ohio, I say let him in the club.


MAN LAW!!!

[ntsammy5]

Buckeyes are OK.

[TheGreatGonzo]

We're just a little NUTS.

[Gatordad]

personally, i harbor no ill will towards acorns. A good friend of mine lives outside of Columbus.

[ftwildernessguy]

personally, i harbor no ill will towards acorns. A good friend of mine lives outside of Columbus.

I thought buckeyes were chestnuts.

[Gatordad]

acorns, chestnuts, brazil nuts, what's the difference.:lmao:

[ftwildernessguy]

mind.....fried......must......have......beer...... ..

[BigDaddyRog]

I think that the tag fairy should grace us with "FW mens club member" in our usernames. Anyone else think so ?

Tag fairy? TAG FAIRY?????? Are you talkin' bout ME????? Who you callin TAG FAIRY????;) does this work for ya?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t296/dj_bigdaddyrog/MensClub.jpg

Just right click and "SAVE PICTURE AS...", no link needed.

[des1954]

Okay guys..... girl steppin' in here!!! Ya can't have a man club without paying tribute to this guy....

Bill "The Fox" Foster

For more than four decades, Foster was a local legend in barrooms across Los Angeles. He was the self-proclaimed "World's Fastest Beer Drinker" -- able to guzzle a pint of brew quicker than most of us could spill it on the floor -- and a master performer of what he called "songs your mother wouldn't sing."

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0202741/th-Man_keyboard.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0202741/Man_keyboard.jpg.html)

Grab a beer and drop your pants. Send your wife and kids to France. It's the Man Show! Quit your job and light a fart. Yank your favorite private part. It's the Man Show! It's a place where men can come together. Look at the cans on this chick named Heather. Juggy girls on trampolines. Time to loosen those blue jeans. It's the . . . Man Show! Ziggy zacky, ziggy zacky, oy oy oy!!!

Okay - girl stepping away from the thread now!

[Colson39]

I sense Rhonda :P

[BigDaddyRog]

Someone should organize an Annual Kungaloosh Bash at the fort...that way more DISers could plan ahead of time to be there during the same week. There could be "official Kungaloosh Meet and Greet Grand Gatherings", and a Kungaloosh KookOff, and of coarse someone could be crowned the Kungaloosh Lush...man the word Kungaloosh is so fun to say over and over:upsidedow I would arrange my vacation time to go to something like that.....am I alone? is this a good idea? Would someone be willing to try to organize something like that? Would FtWGuy be able to mix enough Kungaloosh:stir: ....I bet most of us wouldnt mind chipping in for the "Kungaloosh Kreation" fund:drinking:

[Colson39]

I think I've finally fixed my posting problems, I've wanted to post to this thread multiple time but I kept on having my browser lock up on me.

All I have to say is I'll be enjoying a nice boring Bud Light while checking out the Christmas decorations :)

[ftwildernessguy]

I would be very happy to take part in these festivities. Due to my distance to the fort and my work constraints, I am limited to two weeks at FW from mid October to the end of October. I have not, as yet, made my 2008 reservations, however.

[BigDaddyRog]

Tag fairy? TAG FAIRY?????? Are you talkin' bout ME????? Who you callin TAG FAIRY????;) does this work for ya?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t296/dj_bigdaddyrog/MensClub.jpg

Just right click and "SAVE PICTURE AS...", no link needed.Ummmm.....ok, I just found out what a tag fairy actually is,so.........(in best Rosanne RosannaDan voice) NEVERMIND!!:smooth:

[ntsammy5]

ok, I just found out what a tag fairy actually is,so

So, what exactly did you think it was? Or can't you post that here?

:rotfl:

[Colson39]

Let's be happy that this thread doesn't have anything to do with charging 18% tips on our beers at Disney. The announcement today that they would be automatically adding 18% tip to DDE members (and some people are speculating all table service/bar bills) is causing quite a fury across the Disney internet at this point. The funniest part is no one even really knows what the real deal is, the speculation is rampant.

In the end, I find most bartenders in Disney to be more than deserving of a 18% tip, so I don't mind. And I always tip 20% on food anyways. I do have to admit though that 18% on a bar tab for one beer seems to be quite a bit though.

Taking the DW out for dinner tonight, let's see what kinds of beer they have on tap whereever we're going :)

[ntsammy5]

Man you're right about that 18% furor! They're ranting about it all over the dining boards. They're making it out like WDW is increasing prices which makes me wonder how many people were walking away without leaving any tip at all? It'll end up costing me less. I guess it's for all table service places and all customers, DDE, DDP and all others too regardless of party size! Oh well. Disney wouldn't have done it unless there was a problem.

[big kahuna1]

I'll bet not many were leaving appropiate tips and that is why they are adding it to the bill. I see this done at alot of places where the party is of a certain size.

It will end up costing me less also as I always leave a 20% tip also for good service.

[BigDaddyRog]

Someone should organize an Annual Kungaloosh Bash at the fort...that way more DISers could plan ahead of time to be there during the same week. There could be "official Kungaloosh Meet and Greet Grand Gatherings", and a Kungaloosh KookOff, and of coarse someone could be crowned the Kungaloosh Lush...man the word Kungaloosh is so fun to say over and over:upsidedow I would arrange my vacation time to go to something like that.....am I alone? is this a good idea? Would someone be willing to try to organize something like that? Would FtWGuy be able to mix enough Kungaloosh:stir: ....I bet most of us wouldnt mind chipping in for the "Kungaloosh Kreation" fund:drinking:
ohhh......I dont know, maybe someone who lives near wdw? Maybe someone who has great organization and list writing skills? Anyone fit that description?

[Rhonda]

I have the Official Answer: The 18% automatic gratuity is ONLY for Disney Dining Experience members. (DDE is the dining card that's offered for $65 for Annual Passholders and Florida Residents)

There is also an automatic gratuity added on all parties of 6 or more.

Everyone else (non-DME members and parties under 6) will not get the automatic 18% added to their bills.

[bigdisneydaddy]

18% would save me money, I am a 20% guy if the service is good, I left 25% the last time I was at Sci-fi at MGM, that CM was THE BEST. On a hot day he brought drinks 2 at a time and I never got anywhere near half done with one before the next appeared. I stopped at guest services and left a note to that effect before we left, he was an exemplary server.

[ftwildernessguy]

A few years ago at the Biergarten, the beer was flowing, it was hot, I was feeling good, to make a long story short, I left 30 bucks for a tip on about a 50 dollar tab - that girl got the tip of her life. My wife monitors me now, and intervenes if it looks like I am incapable of doing the math.

[bigdisneydaddy]

MMMMM beer :thumbsup2

[des1954]

ohhh......I dont know, maybe someone who lives near wdw? Maybe someone who has great organization and list writing skills? Anyone fit that description?


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thank's for the vote of confidence, "The Incredible Shrinking" BigDaddyRog!!!

I guess you'll let a girl in the club if she acts as the recording secretary, huh???

[des1954]

[quote=Rhonda;21742799]I have the Official Answer: The 18% automatic gratuity is ONLY for Disney Dining Experience members. (DDE is the dining card that's offered for $65 for Annual Passholders and Florida Residents)
[quote]

Well.... that'll save me some money!! I'm a 20% tip-er, as well, because....well.... I do better math using the decimal system. Just a question, though - isn't the acceptable tip supposedly 15%??? Hmmmm.... leave it up to Disney to sneak in an extra 3%!!!

Oh well. If they add 18% to my bill, the server will lose out on what they would normally get out of me.

BTW FtWGuy.... the more I drink, the better the tip, also! My DH has to bridle my generosity some times!!! (I'm a "happy drunk"!!)

[ntsammy5]

(I'm a "happy drunk"!!)


I'll drink to that. :drinking1 I remember a trip to MK on the boat a few years ago that your husband and I were just along for the ride to make sure my sloshed sister didn't get into any trouble. Thankfully it all worked out well except for the hangover the next day.

[Gatordad]

so you're saying the beer mugs aren't getting 18% bigger? I call Shenanigans.

[des1954]

I'll drink to that. :drinking1 I remember a trip to MK on the boat a few years ago that your husband and I were just along for the ride to make sure my sloshed sister didn't get into any trouble. Thankfully it all worked out well except for the hangover the next day.


Uh-Oh!!! I must have been Kunga-lushed that time! I don't remember the boat ride :sail: or the hangover!!! :faint:

:drinking1 Here's to November 30th! :drinking1