View Full Version : 101 (or more) things ive learn't from disney

09-27-2007, 12:42 AM
1. I DO believe in fairies

2. Fish can talk

3. So can cars

4. A dream is a wish your heart makes

5. A princess will live happily ever after... until the sequal (dun dun dun)

carry on... :)

09-27-2007, 01:00 AM
Mice can build boats

Monsters have a life of their own

Don't trust butlers >_<

And don't go off to far-away lands with a boy in tights, because you might almost get eaten by a crocodile

09-27-2007, 04:13 AM
10. you can travel to California in under 5 seconds after lifting off with your hanglider.

11. it's a small world after all.

12. you can wish upon a star, it doesn't matter who you are.

13. it's dangerous to get on a steam train through the himalayas due to broken track, going backwards into the mountain range, falling off the mountain and nearly getting eaten by the yeti.

14. Same goes for travelling back in time to save the last dinosaur...

15. elevators can be evil!

09-27-2007, 07:30 AM
16. the wildest ride in the wilderness is pretty darn wild.

17. everyone has a laughing place.

18. vultures are evil.

19. Tom Morrow is an actual person, but he can never hear his darn page!

20. Anyone can race in the Indy 500 if they try hard enough.

09-27-2007, 08:31 AM
21. you can travel the world and be home for dinner!

22. you can travel upstream... (Crush n' Gusher)

23. you can find a line waiting to visit a mouse.


25. you can travel to Mars.

makes me think... has Mission:Space ever made a kid cry because they were asleep for most of their vacation? (it says you go into hypersleep for 3 months)

09-27-2007, 05:39 PM
25. you can be with someone once upon a dream

26. you can be a test dummy

27. Shoes can change a girl's life

09-27-2007, 05:43 PM
You can travel the world in one day.

09-27-2007, 09:09 PM
Castles can be made of cake.

09-27-2007, 09:30 PM
30 step mothers are mean

31 i can go more than ten days with out a DR.PEPPER

09-28-2007, 12:38 AM
They call him MR PIG!!!!!!

the best kind of distraction is a hula dance

never lie, your nose becomes unusually large and birds like to nest in particulaly large noses

09-28-2007, 03:49 AM
35. all our wishes will come true.

36. you can swim in a giant computer.

37. monorail, monorail, monoraaaaaaiiiiiiil, MONORAIL!!! Mono... D'oh!

09-28-2007, 09:36 AM
that elephants fly
that 999 ghosts are actually dying to meet you
that you can take a two week trip to africa and be back in 30 minutes.
you can journey into your imagination
and while youre at it go under the sea and not get wet.
you can journey back in time, forward in time, upside down in time...
that wishes are the magic in the world.

xo juicy splash
09-28-2007, 10:36 AM
Mice can build boats

Monsters have a life of their own

Don't trust butlers >_<

And don't go off to far-away lands with a boy in tights, because you might almost get eaten by a crocodile

That seriously made me laugh out loud. XD :lmao:

that 999 ghosts are actually dying to meet you

:) :teeth: :rotfl2:

09-28-2007, 10:50 AM
45. Toys are alive!!!

46. There's no such thing as a sad ending...

09-28-2007, 11:00 AM
47. bears have a jamboree
48. there are no calories at disney (a castmember told me that ;))
49. you cann visit pirates and ghosts

09-28-2007, 03:39 PM
50. You can be a pirate.
51. Everything starts with a dream.

09-28-2007, 04:44 PM
52. mice wear gloves

53. the rum is always gone pirate:

54. if you wan't to know when the enemy is coming make them swallow a clock, then they will constantly tick

55. just keep swimming

09-28-2007, 05:05 PM
56. Jellyfish are fun to bounce on :)

57. first you were like woah, then you were all WOAH!!!, then you were all woah...

09-28-2007, 05:18 PM
You never get older while in Disney.

09-28-2007, 05:22 PM
You can go to atleast 5 different time periods in a day.

09-28-2007, 05:40 PM
60. Ghosts are real.

09-28-2007, 06:06 PM
61. There's always room for 1 more

09-28-2007, 09:15 PM
62. You can find your Prince Charming.

09-28-2007, 09:18 PM
63. You can go to three mountains in one day.
64. You can meet the presidents.
65. You can talk to "the stars". (mgm)
66. You can talk to a mouse.
67. You can go into the jungle
68. You can go on a jungle cruise in Florida.

Princess Ash
09-29-2007, 12:57 AM
69. Never be desperate (CM advice).
70. Pins are sacred objects that increase in price over the years.
71. You never get too old for WDW, you just start appreciating new things.
72. Nighttime shows can make people of all ages cry.
73. A few lucky people get to live in Cinderella's Castle for the night.