Heads up kids!

[RickinNYC]

Yep, once again, I will be leaving for another vacation. I know, I know, another one, it's true. Wail and gnash your teeth in total jealousy!

Joe and I will be headed out for a week long cruise to Bermuda and parts farther south. So PLAY NICE! No fighting. No name calling. No cat fights. No heavy drinking. No playing ball in the house. No parties. No boys/girls over. Clean your rooms. Wash the dishes. Listen to Mom Viki.

We're leaving this Saturday and will be back the following Saturday.

[Saxton]

Dad's leaving ... party time!!! Oh, did I just say that out loud? Sorry, we'll behave this time. :rolleyes1 Have a great trip!

[jamieandben]

Sure Dad we'll be good. :rotfl2:

[rosiep]

Yep, once again, I will be leaving for another vacation. I know, I know, another one, it's true. Wail and gnash your teeth in total jealousy!

Joe and I will be headed out for a week long cruise to Bermuda and parts farther south. So PLAY NICE! No fighting. No name calling. No cat fights. No heavy drinking. No playing ball in the house. No parties. No boys/girls over. Clean your rooms. Wash the dishes. Listen to Mom Viki.

We're leaving this Saturday and will be back the following Saturday.

Can we have boys/girls under????:rolleyes1

[DVC~OKW~96]

Bermuda is pretty cool. I lived there for a little while. Expensive, but you knew that. Have a safe and fun filled holiday!!!

(Someone want to come and help me unload these cases of gin for the gin and tonics by the pool)?

[dkostel]

Can we have boys/girls under????:rolleyes1

:rotfl2:

Have a great trip!

...wait a minute, I didn't know we could vacation to other places, hmmmm

[Viki]

Just so you know I AM in the house ... pirate:pirate:pirate:

[Saxton]

Just so you know I AM in the house ... pirate:pirate:pirate:

Quick - someone fix her a martini and give her some pirin tablets.:thumbsup2

[rosiep]

Here ya go, here ya go......


Can we play now??:cool2:

[Boston5602]

Gosh , If I had only known DAD was leaving AGAIN !!!!!


Let me bring out the good stuff from under the bed <G>

[NewJersey]

Rick, have a great time! Let me know how you like it. :thumbsup2

[Viki]

Quick - someone fix her a martini and give her some pirin tablets.:thumbsup2

Coffee and ibuprofen this morning ... on the way to the breast clinic for the 6-month follow up of the right breast "lump" .... the results of which may, indeed, necessitate the martini ... a bit later in the day............. :scared1:

[OrlandoMike]

Good Luck! Hopefully the Martini will be for a celebration!

[Tony-NJ]

Rick - have a blast! What cruise line??? We did an amazing cruise last year and the last stop was Bermuda.

[celerystalker]

Quick - someone fix her a martini and give her some pirin tablets.:thumbsup2

Can you believe I just now got that he only scraped the "a" and the "s" off?
I guess seeing it typed out made it dawn on me.
Geez!

[jamieandben]

Can you believe I just now got that he only scraped the "a" and the "s" off?
I guess seeing it typed out made it dawn on me.
Geez!

You just made water come out my nose. :rotfl2:

[RemixBoyNJ]

*cries* but its my birthday monday and I took the whole weekend off of work and everything

[Viki]

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[jamieandben]

Thats great news :woohoo: :yay: :dance3: :banana:

[OrlandoMike]

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:



:cool1: :cool1: :cool1: :cool1: :cool1:

Great news!!

[DVC~OKW~96]

:goodvibes :goodvibes :goodvibes

MOST excellent news! :wizard:

[rosiep]

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

Great! Now tell them since they're well behaved they can stay and play :rotfl:

[Viki]

Great! Now tell them since they're well behaved they can stay and play :rotfl:

Well ... I'm not sure they are all that well behaved ... :rolleyes1:rolleyes1:rolleyes1

[rosiep]

Well ... I'm not sure they are all that well behaved ... :rolleyes1:rolleyes1:rolleyes1

Aah...breasts after my own heart :cloud9:

[GurGie]

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

Very glad to hear it! (don't they deserve a treat?:rolleyes1 )

[ConcKahuna]

Can we have boys/girls under????:rolleyes1

Dirty, dirty straight girl!!! I knew I liked you for a reason!!!

Just so you know I AM in the house ... pirate:pirate:pirate:

Hmm, don't you have some DVC points that need spending? WDW is calling for you again....

*cries* but its my birthday monday and I took the whole weekend off of work and everything

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

Woohoo!! Gratz!!

Great! Now tell them since they're well behaved they can stay and play :rotfl:

Well ... I'm not sure they are all that well behaved ... :rolleyes1:rolleyes1:rolleyes1


:rotfl2:

[Viki]

Actually, none of me is all that well behaved these days ... must be something about turning 49!!! :confused:

[rosiep]

Dirty, dirty straight girl!!! I knew I liked you for a reason!!!
:

I'm not all that straight............just married and monogamous;)

[Saxton]

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

That's great!!!

[RickinNYC]

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

Three cheers for the healthy girl's girls!

Woo hoo!

And happy birthday Viki! We're celebrating Joe's b-day on the cruise and mine the week after.

Geez... we're both going to be 41. Yikas malikas.

[Viki]

Three cheers for the healthy girl's girls!

Woo hoo!

And happy birthday Viki! We're celebrating Joe's b-day on the cruise and mine the week after.

Geez... we're both going to be 41. Yikas malikas.

Ooooh, happy birthday guys!!!

My sister, Leslie's birthday, is the 22nd!

[TuckandStuiesMom]

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!


Mom, knock back a Dirty or two...and NOW, Let the PAHTAY begin.....
party: :love1: party: :drinking1 :drinking1 :rockband: :upsidedow :upsidedow party: party:

[ConcKahuna]

I'm not all that straight............just married and monogamous;)

Like these buttons?
http://hannah.smith-family.com/archive/notnarrow.0.jpg

Three cheers for the healthy girl's girls!

Woo hoo!

And happy birthday Viki! We're celebrating Joe's b-day on the cruise and mine the week after.

Geez... we're both going to be 41. Yikas malikas.

Pfft, you both look 31!

[rosiep]

My daughter works for Queers and Allies...they have buttons that say "Feeling Queer? Join the Club"!:rotfl:

[padalyn]

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
AWESOME!!!!
I hate those mammos, but they are worth it!!!

Can you believe I just now got that he only scraped the "a" and the "s" off?
I guess seeing it typed out made it dawn on me.
Geez!
I don't get it....
the a and s thing...really - I don't get it






Like these buttons?
http://hannah.smith-family.com/archive/notnarrow.0.jpg


These are great!! Where do I get one for my MIL...she is so awesome! When we were on the transatlantic cruise, she said she was hanging out with all the "boys" "because they are so much fun!" I keep telling her one day I will find out she is a closet lesbian - she denies it...says she likes the boys! My Hunny goes "EEEEWWWW" at about this point:rotfl2:

[rosiep]

I don't get it....
the a and s thing...really - I don't get it

:

It's from "The Bird Cage"...The maid played hilariously by Hank Azaria gives Nathan Lane's character "pirin" tablets....ASPIRIN with the A and the S scratched off.....
If you haven't seen it....well....what else can I say?????:confused3 Do it now!!!!

[padalyn]

It's from "The Bird Cage"...The maid played hilariously by Hank Azaria gives Nathan Lane's character "pirin" tablets....ASPIRIN with the A and the S scratched off.....
If you haven't seen it....well....what else can I say?????:confused3 Do it now!!!!

did see it - must have missed that...now I have to go see it again (such a hardship!)
Thanks Rosie!

[OrlandoMike]

Would you kids behave already!

Geesh how about a little peace and quiet for the dead!

Leona Helmsley is upstairs explaining to God why she didn't have to pay taxes!




OK thats enough down time, toss one back for the "Queen of Mean, our own Cruella!":drinking1


OMG I just remembered! The first time I did the nasty it was in a Harlee hotel! It was a hotel chain owned and named for Harry and Leona Helmsley! YIKES!

[Viki]

Would you kids behave already!

Geesh how about a little peace and quiet for the dead!

Leona Helmsley is upstairs explaining to God why she didn't have to pay taxes!




OK thats enough down time, toss one back for the "Queen of Mean, our own Cruella!":drinking1


OMG I just remembered! The first time I did the nasty it was in a Harlee hotel! It was a hotel chain owned and named for Harry and Leona Helmsley! YIKES!

An hotel? Your first time was in an hotel? Like, with a bed?

OMG ... :eek::eek::eek:

[ConcKahuna]

An hotel? Your first time was in an hotel? Like, with a bed?

OMG ... :eek::eek::eek:

Mine was in the back of a game booth at a carnival while I was a carny, and it was with 2 women. That's when I finally gave up hopes of being straight. If 2 women couldn't do it, none ever would.

[OrlandoMike]

An hotel? Your first time was in an hotel? Like, with a bed?

OMG ... :eek::eek::eek:

Honey I'm high class all the way! If you want to be my first you had better rent a room from Leona! :rolleyes1

[Boston5602]

Mine was in the back of a game booth at a carnival while I was a carny, and it was with 2 women. That's when I finally gave up hopes of being straight. If 2 women couldn't do it, none ever would.

:lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2:

[rosiep]

Mine was in the back of a game booth at a carnival while I was a carny, and it was with 2 women. That's when I finally gave up hopes of being straight. If 2 women couldn't do it, none ever would.

See.....and that's why I'm straight!!!!:lmao: :lmao:

[ConcKahuna]

See.....and that's why I'm straight!!!!:lmao: :lmao:

:rotfl:

[padalyn]

Mine was in the back of a game booth at a carnival while I was a carny, and it was with 2 women. That's when I finally gave up hopes of being straight. If 2 women couldn't do it, none ever would.

:laughing: :rotfl2: :lmao: :laughing: :rotfl2: :lmao:

I am at work - as I am laughing my work partner says "you crack your self up..." try to explain this to a straight man!!!

[jamieandben]

Honey I'm high class all the way! If you want to be my first you had better rent a room from Leona! :rolleyes1


:rotfl2: :rotfl: Like that was your first time. :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[TuckandStuiesMom]

That's when I finally gave up hopes of being straight. If 2 women couldn't do it, none ever would.

Did anybody see "Weeds" last night on Showtime??? -- I haveta admit I TOTALLY flashed on Mr. Conck's post from yesterday. GREAT quote on the subject after the fact... :rolleye11:

[I<3EvilQueen]

Would you kids behave already!

Geesh how about a little peace and quiet for the dead!

Leona Helmsley is upstairs explaining to God why she didn't have to pay taxes!




I figured she would be there yelling to St Peter about the thread count on the clouds not being high enough

[OrlandoMike]

Anyone talked to Dad on his cell phone? Looks like some rough seas in the area of the Bahama's. Hope he's not sea sick!:eek:

[hematite153]

I seem to have arrived late for the party...as usual...however,

For those who kindly inquired: both breasts good to go for another six months!!! :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

Excellent! Thanks for sharing.

Anyone talked to Dad on his cell phone? Looks like some rough seas in the area of the Bahama's. Hope he's not sea sick!:eek:

Rough seas could definitely be bad for those of us with motion sickness.

Looking at the maps I'd say a cruise to Bermuda ought to have missed the worst of the storm. However, the "points further south" part is unclear. I suspect there's a good chance they've followed a different itinerary than expected.

[Viki]

Did anybody see "Weeds" last night on Showtime??? -- I haveta admit I TOTALLY flashed on Mr. Conck's post from yesterday. GREAT quote on the subject after the fact... :rolleye11:

Yes ... I JUST watched it ... very funny ... love that show ...

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Yes ... I JUST watched it ... very funny ... love that show ...

"Boy's gayer than a handbag fulla rainbows...." :rainbow: :thumbsup2

[TuckandStuiesMom]

I figured she would be there yelling to St Peter about the thread count on the clouds not being high enough

...and the ambrosia recipe tastes "off", and those annoying little cherubs actually expected a tip for carrying her bags, and the robes are so unflattering -- she was expecting REAL Egyptian terry... :rotfl:

[RickinNYC]

Anyone talked to Dad on his cell phone? Looks like some rough seas in the area of the Bahama's. Hope he's not sea sick!:eek:

We're back! And we did experience some pretty good ship swaying. I honestly couldnt' tell if I was drunk or just rolling with the ship.

All was fantastic! Went to Bahamas, Bermuda and some Norwegian Cruise Line island for snorkeling. Met great folks, played lots and LOTS of games.

Joe and I won the Not-So-Newlywed Game and the crowd was awesome!

More to tell but I have to unpack, showever, NAP and regroup.

[rosiep]

Welcome back!

As you can see, we only kept up the appearance of behaving.
I'm tattleing right now....they all got me drunk and made me eat okra:scared1:

[ConcKahuna]

Welcome back!

As you can see, we only kept up the appearance of behaving.
I'm tattleing right now....they all got me drunk and made me eat okra:scared1:

Mmmmm, yummy!!!
http://www.powen.freeserve.co.uk/veg/okra.jpg

[Viki]

Welcome Home!!!!!!!! :yay::yay::yay:

[OrlandoMike]

Welcome Home!

OK Kids, Conck you clean out the Blender....

Rosie, get rid of all of the beer cans and Okra stems......

Everyone else, tidy up while Mom takes a nap!

Dad, we want a full trip report soon!:banana:

[hematite153]

Welcome home! Glad you got to reach the Caribbean, even if the seas were rough.

[jamieandben]

Welcome Back Dad

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Glad you had fun!

[Tony-NJ]

A late welcome back Rick! Which NCL ship? We want more details please. Glad you had fun and won the not so newlywed game! :lmao: