Universal Orlando: The Online Epic

[WebmasterBarry]

I was reading www.guidetothepoint.com and they are doing Cedar Point: The Online Epic (take a look at http://www.guidetothepoint.com/thepoint/cpplace/thread.asp?ForumID=1&TopicID=6894&page=1). It's fun, so why don't we try a Universal Orlando version.

The rules:
1.) Type only one sentence at a time. Don't use multiple sentences in one post.
2.) Incorporate as much of Universal Orlando as possible.
3.) Keep it clean! :)

So here we go...


I was parking in the Spider-Man 327 row. Then I saw...

[h20jag]

....a car with a handicap decal parking in a regular spot. Read him the riot act for taking one of our spaces!

[kellymonaghan]

"The parks must be crowded," I thought as I made a note of our parking place in row Hom 2507.

[MsDisney]

...and I said to the attendant, "how do I get to the parks from here?"

[h20jag]

....and waited over an hour for the darn tram before giving up and just walking to IOA.

[MsDisney]

....an hour and a half later, I arrived...and when I got to the turnstyle, I realized...

[sharbear]

That I forgot my tickets in the car.....

[MsDisney]

...the will to live left me momentarily...and then I considered my options...

[Robinrs]

...going back would be one of those options, but a day without Spidey would just about KILL me so...

[MsDisney]

I just bought a NEW ticket...the ones in the car are good forever anyway!

[nhrenee]

...After all that I was famished and need to stop to eat at..........

[capgirl]

..........the Croissant Moon Bakery......grabbed a ten dollar muffin and ran to.......

[Robinrs]

...the HULK and unfortunately tossed my ten dollar muffin after the launch on top of a ...

[fboy9287]

...poor little 6 year old that had a

[WebmasterBarry]

.."Earl Fan Club" shirt on. He was going to kick...

[gschmerl]

Spiderman right in his...

[MsDisney]

stuffing...but instead...

[MIB999999]

Dr Doom passed by and took him to the FearFall to drain his...

[MsDisney]

fear...so he got him all strapped in and....

[MIB999999]

and remembered he had to empty out the mailbox since it was full of....

[WebmasterBarry]

...Mythos bananna gooey cakes! Then he smelled...

[MIB999999]

the new Kaluaha CHOCHLATE SOUFFLE' and knew he had to....

[MsDisney]

....order more kahlua because....

[Robinrs]

...the father of the 6yo who he upchucked on was coming towards him in a furor, so he...

[MsDisney]

...strapped himself in instead...and waited for...

[MIB999999]

the express line to go first. By this time the entire Earl Fan Club had surrounded him...

[h20jag]

...bearing gifts of pepto-bismol. Then the ride...

[MIB999999]

launched him out of the grasp of the Earl's Fan Club groupies but instead of straight up the car went....

[Robinrs]

...straight to MYTHOS, where it sat with 10 inebriated Universal fans at MG Con all discussing how much they WISHED Robin was there, and they all :wave: waved at MIB999999 because he knows EVERYONE and....

[WebmasterBarry]

...then Robin jumped out of the fountain. She saw Spider-Man and drooled...

[suzysezso]

but just then the fountain spoke, saying "BEWARE THE PORK BRAINS!" She reacted by...

[gschmerl]

jumping into Spidey's muscular arms, and then...

[h20jag]

...as he carried her thru Seuss Landing, Spidey became frightened upon passing the "Grinch's Lair" and....

[Robinrs]

..held his darling closer to him to prevent her from hearing the gross insults the Grinch says to all incredibly beautiful women he sees, then he turns, spies Earl taking notes by the Caro-Seuss-el and the notes say...

[MsDisney]

...."memo to me: remember to drop by Mythos to torture the drunken group there with tidbits of info about...

[Notatourist]

Slyvester McMonkey McBeans Very Unusual Driving Machines and it also read...

[rangebob]

A new type of roller coaster in the Jurassic Park area.....

[MIB999999]

would be great, but for only 10 inebriated MYTHOS regulars can we really justify it. Now i think we should....

[WebmasterBarry]

...ride Back to the Future! We fed Robin a big buffet before boarding and...

[MIB999999]

we feel lucky since the guy that guesses your weight and birthday in Amity missed big time when guessing robin's heigth. she won the....

[h20jag]

...consolation ****y prize to star in the Animal Planet Show, scooping up the....

[MsDisney]

...host and ran into the newly-rebuffed ET attraction because it is the anniversary of the movie...so they told the host their...

[gschmerl]

names and off they went...

[UKDEB]

.....only for ET to get them completely wrong :rolleyes: , still.....

[Robinrs]

...she enjoyed the show because she figured that ET would be the only place that someone in USF would NOT know MIB... :rolleyes: so she and the confused host of Animal Planet made a dash for....

[h20jag]

...the New York area to "boogie" at the Blues Brothers' Show, where she promptly ditched the Animal Planet host because....

[Robinrs]

...he was NOT the guy who plays Spiderman in his spare time like he told me!! :mad: A quick run down the way to An Afternoon in the Park with Barney finds Barry in a compromising position....

[pathubia]

....Barney and Barry frollicing around the Curious George wet area.......Robin and Spidey were also there engaged in deep.........

[Robinrs]

...lingering conversation (this is a FAMILY board folks :D) voicing our concern over just HOW inebriated does a person have to be to frollic with BARNEY :confused: ... but just as they decided it was just his way to get to the front of the line withOUT staying onsite we notice our friend Molokai Gram by the Woody Woodpecker coaster talking to...

[WebmasterBarry]

...Robin! Then Woody Woodpecker came by and laughed at...

[MIB999999]

MsDiz and MIB, who were going alien hunting again for the 27th time that day. Woody told robin, who stood on tip-toes to hear, did you see what MIB did to....

[MsDisney]

...the "crazy MIB chick" outside of the attraction?!?! MsDiz was so embarrassed she...

[Robinrs]

grabbed Thing One and Thing Two and stomped off to the exit muttering how she was GOING BACK TO DISNEY! She was stopped at the exit by Notatourist, IOATech and Earl who demanded that they...

[h20jag]

...look at the "flashy thingy", but it didn't work on MsDis (alien DNA?). All was well again though when Earl gave her....

[MsDisney]

...a frosty beer - ok two- from the happy hour at La Bamba...rejuvinated and less cranky, they moved on to...

[EmeraldRaptor]

Jurassic Park! Where they had a very interesting conversation with Ernie the raptor that sit's on top of the shelf in Dino-Store, He told them about...

[MsDisney]

....the importance of having or borrowing a child under 56 inches to ride Pteranadon Flyers, otherwise....

[EmeraldRaptor]

The pteranodon would fly away with you because the children are the only things that can calm them down. Ernie then jumped off the shelve and said he wanted to go to...

[nhrenee]

".....ride Dueling dragons with the tipsy mob from Mythos......they keep getting lost in the castle que, but luckily.........."

[h20jag]

...Notatourist was leading a VIP group and found the drunken band and led them to the "choose thy fate" room. After Notatourists' group lost the duel to the Dis'ers, she had to....

[WebmasterBarry]

...kiss Spider-Man. Merlin came out and...

[nhrenee]

....said "Everyone to Jurassic Park for a triple threat of extinction. But, Donna, woozy from her long plane ride from Hawaii, starts to faint, but someone catches her..............:p

[MIB999999]

and they use Mardi Gras beads to tie her hands and feet and then they carry her to the Sinbad show as an offering to....

[WebmasterBarry]

...Notatourist! She rubbed Earl's head and IOATech walked in with...

[MIB999999]

the golden c-clamp to put the pressure on to make her talk. But lurking in the background was MIB999999, lusting for the C-Clamp and he plotted..

[WebmasterBarry]

...to tie Robin on the railroad tracks so Spider-Man will be depressed about her death and stop guarding the sacred C-clamp. MIB999999 twirled his moustache and said...

[MIB999999]

alas her demise is beacuse i do know everybody, even at ET. But just then...

[Robinrs]

...she jumps up and pimp-slaps MIB for picking on her height! She then runs on stage at Sinbad where she finds herself in the middle of the show starring as...

[WebmasterBarry]

..the dude who catches on fire and lands in the water. Earl lights the match as Notatourist snickers and...

[MIB999999]

says, Earl, we can't just let her jump, as small as she is there would be no splash. So they decided to improve a robin splash down by...

[WebmasterBarry]

...feeding her beans! They pushed her over and said, "Whoosh, she's like Shamu now!" The beans gave her the extra boost in that...

[Robinrs]

...she was able to "release" the beans in the Splash Zone all over her nemeses, Barry "Pork Brains" Hom and MIB "Meet me at MYTHOS" 999999! The two were then shishKabobed by an amorous Sinbad, who thought Barry was cute, but then...

[lagasan]

...a beautiful stranger yelled..."Stop!"... They were all stunned as she led them to a new attraction...

[MsDisney]

...It was just in time to be herded in for the next Poseidon's Fury show...so in their haste they...

[Robinrs]

...realize that the beautiful woman was none other than the elusive JessicaR http://best-of-web.com/computer/clipart_cartoons/ib_jessica.gif who has been in hiding since MIB took over Universal, so for revenge she...

[MIB999999]

played the part of Taylor. As the vortex opened up she made sure everyone was under the water and.....

[WebmasterBarry]

...on the other side, we were in the Dueling Dragons queue! We tried to decide on whether to freeze or burn and we...

[h20jag]

...ended up riding both, 3 times each! Afterwards, many were too dizzy to continue without getting....

[gschmerl]

A delicious gyro at the FireEaters Grille. Our stomachs were a little queezy after DD so...

[pathubia]

....we spent some time trading blurbs with the talking fountain who........

[Robinrs]

...insulted them soundly for picking on the aDORable little moderator girl they use as a constant pawn! He then told them to BEGONE, it is time to...

[pathubia]

.....stop for a few "potion of the Gods"......

[IOAfan]

...argh...what is in this "potion of the Gods", I exclaimed as I spat it out...

IOAfan

[h20jag]

...and the SecondCook threw a tarp over the still as he replied, "It must have been those new French ingredients we're having to use now. Here's a coupon for free drinks at....

[MsDisney]

....the Alchemy Bar of course...because it's important that you always stop in and say "HI!" to Richard....they asked him how his cats, Milo and Beast are doing and then....

[nhrenee]

maybe he can tell you what's in a "potion of the gods" besides 151....or maybe he'll send on a quest for a .................."

[MIB999999]

Dippin Dots location for some plastic ice whatever it is. Since there is one by the Bilge rat ride we could.....

[MsDisney]

....go on up to the deck of Me Ship the Olive and squirt the people who are still dry, as well as...

[MIB999999]

Popeye and Bluto the characters as they wlak past the water by the Betty Boop store. Just then Betty came out wearing....

[MsDisney]

...that trampy outfit she wears :eek: and all the guys (and some of the girls :confused: ) followed her to...

[MIB999999]

the marvel super hero parade. Storm saw Betty and the whole area went cold. Storm parked the scooter and ......

[IOAfan]

...Ran over to Jurassic Park where hungry dinosaurs waited for her on JPRA...

IOAfan

[MIB999999]

but after looking the situation over, Storm was not in the mood for Dino-burgers. She headed down the street to the Watering Hole and.....

[WebmasterBarry]

...saw the show Jaroo in front of the JP Discovery Center. She wondered why they were back when...

[nhrenee]

...MIB and Kelly came around the corner and blinded everyone with their bright Spiderman shirts. The crowd parted as they walked through, then someone screamed............

[WebmasterBarry]

..."Free drinks for the next 15 minutes at the Backwater Bar!" Ms. Disney left Thing 1 & 2 with Robert Walker and ran to...

[MIB999999]

the backwater as fast as she could. Alas she did not make it since there was a whole group of canadians posing for pictures with Olive Oyl and........

[IOAfan]

since she was still in the area, she decided to ride Bilge-Rat Barges...

IOAfan

[WebmasterBarry]

The water tasted like beer! She exclaimed...

[MIB999999]

I know i definately order a potion of the Gods so what is up with this beer stuff. After indulging in a few gulps she went in search of.....

[Robinrs]

TheSecondCook for a new recipe for the potion of the Gods! Instead she ran smack dab into...

[nhrenee]

....Molokai Gram. She was looking for her missing suitcase. She said to herself: "perhaps I'll find it in.................."

[h20jag]

.... the net beneath the Hulks' launch tube." So MsDis & Molokai Gram looked up, but all they could see was....

[WebmasterBarry]

...a bird! The bird dived for Ms. Disney's tukey leg when MIB999999 grabbed it out of the sky! He opened his mouth and...

[MIB999999]

and as he looked in to the eyes of the bird he yelled WASSUUUPPPPP!!!!!!. MsDis was so taken aback that....

[WebmasterBarry]

..she ordered a soda instead of beer! Robin was stunned and said...

[Robinrs]

...you MUST be hallucinating because I'm not HERE! All the other cool people who attended MG-CON agreed and told MsDis...

[WebmasterBarry]

"When I was a young kid in my village, life was hard. We sold bread on the street and ate rock soup. It was always cold and we barely had enough clothes to keep us warm. Mom worked hard in the fields and Dad was always travelling around for work. I, however, studied hard and got A's in school. When I was 18, I went to Harvard University and became a high-class lawyer. Now I am able to defend innocennt clients and keep my old village out of poverty."

MIB999999 walked in and said...

[MIB999999]

well that is great but have you ever ridden EARTHQUAKE with out going thru the pre-show??? I did not think so, lets see what H2Ojag has to say about your lack of a total education. H2Ojag scratched his balding head and said.....

[WebmasterBarry]

"When I was a little boy, I never played with ships in bottles. I had a hard childhood. I had to walk up the hill both ways in the bitter snow in Jacksonville, FL. I had to chew on a piece of lint to stay warm. We all ate cigarette butt soup and watched a blank wall instead of TV. We kept hope by reading the newspapers someone dumped after lining their bird cage with it. Armed with the knoweldge of skipping the Earthquake pre-show, though, I was able to bring myself and my family out of poverty and now we live in a 100 room mansion."

MIB999999 scratched his beard and said...

[nhrenee]

"...You had lint? Wow, we dreamed of lint. All we had was dirt.."

MsDisney said the stories were making her thirsty so she ....."

[Robinrs]

....Good LORD, how did I stay AWAKE during that story???? I need an adventure so I'm going....

[rangebob]

in the early morning hours with cool air to get my memory sucked out by doom. After he sucked all the memory I couldn't remeber what else was on the plan so....

[WebmasterBarry]

she went to the Backwater Bar. Since it was only 9 am, she headed to the Caro-seuss-sel and...

[MIB999999]

while riding saw the Candy Cane Who-Chick. She hopped off the ride and went to the Candy Cane Who-Chick and said....

[MsDisney]

..."YOU must have some pull around here...can't you get me into the Backwater Bar for a special 9AM happy hour???" Candy cane girl told her...

[MIB999999]

look for a tall middle aged guy wearing a spiderman shirt. He is the only one with any pull around here. You think i would be wearing this candy cane suit if it weren't for him. MsDis was aghast and decided to....

[MsDisney]

Go see Jorge at Confiscos...since HE knows MSDis is friends with MIB999999, and that's GOT to count for something!!! :rolleyes: But...Jorge was....

[MIB999999]

to busy keeping MItch from interfering with the new plans for Confisco's. So MsDis thought to herself: Maybe MIB's weak link is Keirin. So MsDis ran to MYTHOS and....

[MsDisney]

...banged on the door, when Keiren answered, she begged her to fill her flask for her with potion of the Gods...and she knew she had to because MsDis knows Mr. H:rolleyes: ...so she took her full flask and went...

[WebmasterBarry]

...to Back to the Future. She did not listen to the warnings about no eating or drinking on the ride. Before anyone could help, she...

[IOAfan]

She bumped her head on the roof of the vehicle and blacked out. When she came to...

IOAfan

[h20jag]

... and realized Biff had revived her with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, she ....

[MsDisney]

....murmured "Spiderman??? I knew you'd come and rescue me....huh? BIFF???" So she jumped back into the DeLorean and, shouted to the ride op to shut the door, and....

[nhrenee]

"...he refused. But luckily there was a secret escape door, MsDis dove through it and was shocked when she came out in...."

[WebmasterBarry]

...the Animal Planet show! The trainer told her to pull down the Applause sign and she...

[h20jag]

... pulled the wrong rope, accidently releasing a flock of caged Dis'ers! The freed Dis'ers then proceeded to ....

[MsDisney]

...the special way into Earthquake that H2OJag knew about, the confused group went in, led by Jag and....



I'm experiencing deja vu! :rolleyes:

[nhrenee]

"...they rode the ride. Unfortunately the water never stopped it just kept coming and coming. Our heroes were desperate.....

[MsDisney]

....even MsDis emptied her flask and used it to bail:eek: :eek: ....they were finally able to....

[h20jag]

... break down a wall and escape to backstage of Beetlejuices' Rock Show. Each Dis'er donned a costume and then ....

[nhrenee]

...MG was finally able to get her monster pictures. Happy and tired she turned to leave but was stopped when...

[WebmasterBarry]

...the calvary came over the hill. The Marx Brothers were playing golf and nhrenee said...

[MIB999999]

hey Groucho, when are you ever going to shave that mustache. Harpo came over and said.....

[MsDisney]

....nothing ;) ...but he honked his horn and pointed at...

[IOAfan]

The E.T. Adventure enclosure..."Go Help E.T. rescue his planet," he beckoned at last. she...

IOAfan

[MsDisney]

...said, "No, I don't want to go on ET again, once in a day is enough, I'm going on Twister" so she gave Harpo a kiss on his cheek and...

[h20jag]

... worked her way thru the Ghostbusters' picket line in front of Twister. In the final theater, a malfunction with the wind machine(s) caused....

[Robinrs]

...her flask to be thrown out of the door and down the block to Kongfrontation! She ran behind it only to run smack dab into the amazing...

[EmeraldRaptor]

Ernie the Raptor! He had wondered where everyone had gone, he thought he would never be able to ride Pteranodon Flyers again since all the little children were afraid of him. But now he had found the one person he knew could help him, but he wasn't exactly sure how, it was just something he knew, call it Raptor intuition. So he told her...

[nhrenee]

"....we're going to Earl's office. Tap your heels together 4 times and say....."

[EmeraldRaptor]

Bibidy Babidy Buu, Goten Trunks Vegeta Yuu. Then she just stared at Ernie and walked away, wondering where this Raptor manaquin had learned the names of cartoon characters that nobody knew about or liked anymore, but also wondering where this yellow brick road would take her next,

Just Then...

[h20jag]

"... There's no touron like Hom, there's no touron like Hom!", but once she was magically transported there, Earl's office was empty. "Better go look for him at ....

[MsDisney]

...the Alchemy bar, of course! ;) Ok, no, he is probably on his putting green near the secret entrance to USF near the Hard Rock Cafe, sure enough...

[WebmasterBarry]

...she woke up from her dream. She woke up by the HRH pool and Frankenstein was painting her toenails. Then came...

[MIB999999]

the Gardens of Allah and there was Shrek> The odd thing is that he was chasing Scooby-Doo over to the.....

[h20jag]

... a verrry jealous Bride of Frankie. She challenged MsDis to a MIB shoot-off, with MIB999999 acting as....

[MsDisney]

a very confused MsDis isn't sure whether to respond to the Bride of Frankenstein or Shrek...but as long as Shrek isn't offering to give her mouth to mouth resusitation as Biff did ;) ...she figured...

[WebmasterBarry]

...she will choose one of the Ghostbusters. She gave each Ghostbuster a tic-tac and then...

[MIB999999]

POOF, they turned into purple Barney look alikes. Magic tic-tacs thought MsDis. I will have to.....

[Robinrs]

...take one myself because being a purple dinosaur has ALWAYS been a secret fantasy of mine! :D But just as MsDis was about to fulfill that dream in comes...

[nhrenee]

....Kelly Monaghan. He says "We're all going to Tibet! No, no, put away your money. I'v got a Titanium mastercard and I'll treat everyone to a......."

[MsDisney]

....Potion of the Nerds and a special tour of the VIP bar upstairs at the Backwater...but as they were headed that way, they saw...

[Robinrs]

...Robinrs getting revenge on Barry and MIB9s for picking on her age and height
http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/contrib/blackeye/snipersmilie.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/sarge/K.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/sarge/K.gif...

Robert Walker, distraught after seeing this horrible sight, exclaimed to the top of his lungs....

[MIB999999]

now i am the top point getter on MIB. I rule MIB and the coasters. Just then Spongebob Squarepants came up to robert and .....

[Robinrs]

http://www.stupid.com/stupid/images/spongebob-2.jpg... said OMG, someone put me on a stupid keychain!! I'll NEVER defeat the mighty Robert Walker now!! So he gave up and asked for help from the famous....

[MIB999999]

Crazy MIB Chick as she went by in the famous LTD. She was hanging out the window as usual whe she saw....

[MsDisney]

...the love of her life, MIB999999 crawling toward the single rider line at MIB muttering, "must defeat RobertWalker" repeatedly...she sprang out the window and...

[MIB999999]

and did the flashy thing to MIB. MIB999999 forgot all the good targets and was no longer a threat to Robert Walker. You see Robert had made the Crazy MIB Chick this offer of.....

[Robinrs]

...Barry Hom's "virtuosity":earseek:.. which he was saving for his eventual and unwitting wife sometime in the far future. Crazy MIB Chick turned down the offer because...

[MsDisney]

...she had heard about Barry's nose-picking habit:eek: so RobertW, desperate to be the new MIB galaxy defender decided...

[MIB999999]

she had seen Barry's picture on the HULK and she just could not be with a lefty. Barry was crushed since he had hoped for MIB tips for the Crazy One. Now all he had to look forward to was.....

[MsDisney]

...his candlelight dinner for one of pork brains and chocolate covered okra...meanwhile, RobertW, still desperate to remain galaxy defender decided to...

[MIB999999]

to hold CPM hostage under the big bug in a continually spinning MIB car. CPM yelled for help but...

[MsDisney]

in space, noone can hear you scream...(or on Earth when it's been invaded by aliens!)...Kelly yelled "Better get a bucket" and finally...

[MIB999999]

earl came into the MIB control tower and foiled Robert W's plan. Earl however did not stop CPM from spinning cause it was just so...

[MsDisney]

...darn fun to watch...the Evil Earl then....

[Robinrs]

...was the FIRST to press the red button and get the HIGH points and foiled the evil RobertW's plan to be ruler of MIB!! Just then the still very dizzy CPM jumped up and ....

[MIB999999]

dressed up as one of the drop-down-boys, and this was the first thing CPM saw as she regained consciousness. Just as she was sure she was done for...

[MsDisney]

...in swoops Rocketman wearing his latest hat, looking a lot like Zorro, he grabs CPM's hand and...

[WebmasterBarry]

...swings into Kong's hand! After the photo was taken, they got sucked into a tornado and landed in Twister. Then they drove the car in the roof to...

[Robinrs]

...Back to the Future, where they traded it in and upgraded to a DeLorean! After watching the overdone video over and over of how not to eat and take pictures in the preshow, CPM decides to...

[MsDisney]

...whip a turkey leg out of her bag...she hands Rocketman her camera for a quick photo and then...

[Robinrs]

..he takes a shot of Barry all gussied up for his date with Crazy MIB Chick:
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images/up-men-00304.jpg
...then threatens to reveal his quirks to the USF board where he is known as a nice, quiet guy, then Rocketman turns to CPM and says...

[MsDisney]

....Barry has been secretly working in the Sinbad show!!! Just then Doc Brown appears and offers to help by...

[WebmasterBarry]

...giving Robin a hairstyle like his! Jaws then tapped her on the shoulder and...

[nhrenee]

...Let's see how many beads we can catch at the Mardi Gras parade. You still out your hands and I'll stick out my.........

[Robinrs]

:earseek:

[WebmasterBarry]

...big net to catch some beds! MIB9s had so many beads already that he looked like Mr. T! He said...

[nhrenee]

..."Who you lookin at fool" to the giant bobbing cowbowy guy in the parade. The puppets were enraged and attacked........

[MIB999999]

but MIB9's sttod his ground as he flung one set of beads after another, confusing the puppets. We all jumped onto the Gator float and .....

[MsDisney]

...wondered, "where the heck are MsDisney and H2OJag? didn't Finnegans kick them out already...as the float continued...

[MIB999999]

toward the stage. On the stage were MsDis and nhrenee. the security people were trying to get them off the stage to keep them from...

[MsDisney]

...going about getting beads the way they do at the REAL Mardi Gras :eek: :eek: :eek: ...just as they got to them, they...

[MIB999999]

slipped on all the beads MIB had thrown onto the stage. MsDis and nhrenee skipped past the fallen security people and....

[MsDisney]

...grabbed their shirts and beads:eek: and jumped onto the gator float with the others...MIB999999 dressed as the gorton's fisherman and refusing to throw beads out began....

[nhrenee]

...to sing. Amazingly he sounded just like Celine Dion, eh?.....

[MIB999999]

stepping in front of every tourist with a camera taking a picture. as they neared the end MIB traded costumes with one of the Astronaut stilt walkers and .....

[MsDisney]

...kept on singing...the crowd, thinking that Celine Dion was the special guest star for the concert began to run to the stage...MIB was pleased because...

[WebmasterBarry]

...the Universal suits wanted to hire him for the Beetlejuice show. Just then, the T-1,000,000 smashed through the walls and started attacking people. MIB9's hopped in a MIB ride vehicle and started firing. He fired and fired and then...

[MsDisney]

...realized that the T -1,000,000 is not anything at ALL like those cute little aliens he's accustomed to shooting at...he squealed like a little girl and hopped off of the vehicle and ran smack dab into...

[IOAfan]

King Kong...MIB9 and the great ape did a kind of a tango before...

IOAfan

[WebmasterBarry]

...they had a wedding by the HRH pool! Kong tossed the boquet and guess who caught it? It was...

[nhrenee]

....Frankenstein. He had just finished putting polish on some ladie's toe nails. He growled" I don't want this bouquet. He threw it in the pool....

[WebmasterBarry]

where it hit Robin in the eye! Robin cried for Spider-Man and guess who came swinging down? It was none other than...

[rangebob]

Dr. Doom, he told her that Spidey was busy with....

[WebmasterBarry]

...his new movie! Robin wanted to be an extra, so she signed up to be par of SAG and then went to Nick Studios to have a role in the show...

[nhrenee]

...X-files. An alien ship had just landed on................

[WebmasterBarry]

..the Boneyard. The door opened and it was Pete Werner! He said...

[MsDisney]

..."Barry, you should NOT be talking on the boards about your lack of stuffing or your inclination to not wear underwear!!!":eek: :eek:
dumbfounded, Barry...

[Robinrs]

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/contrib/edoom/theyareontome.gif

[nhrenee]

said.."Fine. I'll take my grass skirt to hawaii to see Molokai Gram!"
But when he tried to get on through security............:eek: :eek:

[MsDisney]

....he set of the metal detector with his can of pork brains...so while security tried to figure out what to do....

[pathubia]

MIB9999999 shot them with stun lasers, they made a quick escape to.......

[MsDisney]

...the Marriott...ok, no...they ran through security resulting in...

[nhrenee]

...........a free ride to the Orange County correctional center.......

[MsDisney]

....after hours of questioning, and realizing that these two were in serious need of help, but not imprisonment, they gave them bus fare and they...

[WebmasterBarry]

...went to Disney World! They rode It's a Small World. Then a MIB ride vehicle came down the river and the MIB9etc. started shooting at the dolls! He had blown up 800 dolls when...

[MIB999999]

MIB999999 said, ok where is this BUZZ-LIGHTYEAR and WOODY alien. MIB9's challanged them to a shoot-out when he heard the roar of TWISTER in the background. MIB ducked down but....

[rangebob]

he got hit in the head by one of the dolls that he missed. It grabbed hold of two hand fulls of hair and

[nhrenee]

"...who else is on this ride? I couldn't have grabbed all this hair from that tall guys' head......":p :p :p

[MsDisney]

...realizing MIB99999 had jumped from the boat and was up to his ankles in the water and that it had been Renee's long locks, the doll proclaimed....

[rangebob]

I'm going to get that MIB and his trainee too so it turned to the other surviving dolls and called for....

[WebmasterBarry]

...war! They took out their peashooters and...

[MsDisney]

....shot peas at them???:confused: :confused: :confused: just then...

[IOAfan]

...the peas turn into infrared laser beams...Apparently the peashooters were actually MIB's noisy crickets...then...

IOAfan

[rangebob]

Then they started to play the dreaded song. Its a small world after all.... which drove everybody in the boat crazy at which point they....

[pathubia]

all dove into the water to get away from that song....unfortunately WDW put underwater speakers in and they still couldnt get away from the music so......

[rangebob]

we realized that we were close the the entrance so we made a break for it, when we got out out of this attraction we found.....

[nhrenee]

...out it was all a horrible nightmare! Everyone was throwing french fries at him to wake him up "Never again will I eat at the Green Eggs and ham instead of MYthos" declared MIB999999.

Unfortunately the parks were closed..........

[WebmasterBarry]

...and he had to sleep at Sneetch Beach. He fell asleep on the hammock when suddenly...

[MsDisney]

...the truffula trees began to blow...and then....

[pathubia]

he was attacked be a huge swarm of "love bugs", they covered him until......

[nhrenee]

...he looked like the candy cane girl (pathubia forgot to mention they were pink and white love bugs)...........

[IOAfan]

...He finally managed to get all of the love bugs off him, but...

IOAfan

[WebmasterBarry]

...he was riding Cedar Point's Millenium Force and ate a dozen bugs. After drinking a Potion of the Gods in a Thermos, he saw...

[nhrenee]

....GOD.....

[MsDisney]

....because one should NEVER plummet 310 feet after having a potion of the gods...when the ride ended...

[pathubia]

the rest of the DIS crew bundled him up an whisked him back to USF for.........

[MIB999999]

a pint at Finnegan's. While enjoying this brew he thought about renee leaving him to fight those dolls all alone. Well next time she rides MIB wait till she spins with CPM in the same car. Just then MsDis entered Finnegan's and.....

[WebmasterBarry]

...challenged h20jag to a drink-off! They both stared at each other while the bartender laid down a Guiness for each of them. Then...

[nhrenee]

another and another..........

[MsDisney]

....finally, when the keg was just about drained, and H2Ojag had slid to the floor...MsDis threw him over her shoulder and strolled out to find...

[nhrenee]

...a very angry mob of..............

[MsDisney]

....Irish tourons looking for Guiness and unable to find it...MsDis ran as fast as she could while carrying a grown, legless man...to lose them, she ducked into...

[IOAfan]

...the lagoon at USF...after realizing that the lagoon had flesh-eating pirahnas in it, she....

IOAfan

[MIB999999]

looked around and saw the keys for the Jet Ski that was ready to go. Dis tossed Jag on the back and took off across the lagoon when....

[h20jag]

...the Dynamite Stuntacular Show started up after a long hiatus. MsDis piloted the craft thru....

[IOAfan]

...a giant fireball thing-a-ma-jig. Both MsDis and Jag were a little singed, but nothing real major. After surviving the fireball, they...

IOAfan

[MIB999999]

went under the bridge and pulled up on the ramp by the Water World ship. MsDis pulled her MIB Suit out of the bushes, slipped it on and Carried H2Ojag like he was an alien in custody to....

[WebmasterBarry]

...be shot by the guests riding MIB! MsDisney put a target on him and set him beside the aliens near the crashed ship. MIB9etc. came by on a MIB car. He was shooting at the ceiling when he passed h2ojag. MIB9etc. aimed and...

[nhrenee]

.........the ride stopped! H20jag saw his chance for escape. He ran to the................

[MsDisney]

...restroom, because after all, he DID have alot of Guiness before passing out...when he came out he witnessed...

[WebmasterBarry]

...Barry taking his photo! Blinded by the flash, h20jag...

[MIB999999]

said, wow what an adventure. Now someone please tell me i did not eat any of the pork brains Barry brought. Renee started to giggle and Jag knew.....

[MsDisney]

...something had gone awry :eek: ...he realized he had a key to the HardRock Hotel in his pocket but....

[WebmasterBarry]

...he had a Grand Floridian key that had the same dates as his HRH key. He said...

[h20jag]

..."Boy, what an expensive mistake I've made. Gotta take the one with Express Access though!", as he tossed the Disney keys to....

[WebmasterBarry]

...Robin and hit her in the eye! She cried until she saw...

[pathubia]

Spidey (who else), he picked her up and carried her to.........