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Raichu
06-26-2007, 01:43 PM
I just had the talk about where babies come from.
I always thought babies came from the store.
what is this. I think I'm scarred for life.

I always thought I was bought at the store... but this!
oh my lord.

MyHappyEnding_
06-26-2007, 01:44 PM
what's a babie??

Sparx
06-26-2007, 01:45 PM
((hugs))

pirateprinces_dancer
06-26-2007, 01:45 PM
I just had the talk about where babies come from.
I always thought babies came from the store.
what is this. I think I'm scarred for life.

I always thought I was bought at the store... but this!
oh my lord.

your kidding right:sad2: ....how old are you??

VMK_MagicalLadee
06-26-2007, 01:47 PM
sRsLy??!?

tinkerbell12
06-26-2007, 01:48 PM
Well my mommy always said they were a gift from ABOVE.

Then when I had the talk, well, I realized they were from *ahem* below...

STOPxmickeytime
06-26-2007, 01:49 PM
I just had the talk about where babies come from.
I always thought babies came from the store.
what is this. I think I'm scarred for life.

I always thought I was bought at the store... but this!
oh my lord.

i'm sorry but eventually you had to learn.
the stork does bring them.
it's a natural part of life.
but he does DELIVER them from the store, if that makes you feel any better.

Raichu
06-26-2007, 01:50 PM
your kidding right:sad2: ....how old are you??

I'm 23.
justkidding.
hold on I need to use my hands and toes to count my age

MyHappyEnding_
06-26-2007, 01:50 PM
Babies are a gift, a gift from abob!

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 01:53 PM
oh mary i'm so sorry you found out like this:hug:
i used to think a machine created them and dumped them on peoples doorsteps

Raichu
06-26-2007, 01:53 PM
ABOB gives out free babies!

Raichu
06-26-2007, 01:54 PM
oh mary i'm so sorry you found out like this:hug:
i used to think a machine created them and dumped them on peoples doorsteps

*sigh*
I feel so dirty now that I know how I was created.

Mickey Mouse Kid
06-26-2007, 01:55 PM
ABOB gives out free babies!
ABOB needs to give me a baby.

Sparx
06-26-2007, 01:56 PM
ABOB needs to give me a baby.

name it "claire"

even if its a boy

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 01:56 PM
*sigh*
I feel so dirty now that I know how I was created.

well you can't help what your parents did.
*sigh*
we're all so dirtty

STOPxmickeytime
06-26-2007, 01:56 PM
ABOB needs to give me a baby.

ABOB gave me a baby.
it wasn't the best quality.

tinkerbell12
06-26-2007, 01:57 PM
This thread's gonna make me haveta use the potty.

Hey.
Guys.
I'm from ABOB!!!

tinkerbell12
06-26-2007, 01:58 PM
well you can't help what your parents did.
*sigh*
we're all so dirtty

MUST YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD?

Sex is naughty but it makes babiesss.

Raichu
06-26-2007, 01:58 PM
*gasp*
this means my parents aren't virgins!

MyHappyEnding_
06-26-2007, 02:00 PM
*gasp*
this means my parents aren't virgins!


OMG. MINE AREN'T EITHER.

...so that's what they do when they lock the door...:(:(:(

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 02:02 PM
*gasp*
this means my parents aren't virgins!
no they're not pure!! how disgusting! i'm ashamed

OMG. MINE AREN'T EITHER.

...so that's what they do when they lock the door...:(:(:(


:(

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:02 PM
I was told it was leap frog !

Sparx
06-26-2007, 02:03 PM
I was told it was leap frog !

THATS what they're doing?:eek:

oh my god. :sad2:

i'm going to be sick.:sick:

MyHappyEnding_
06-26-2007, 02:04 PM
I already got sick. All over my keyboard.

Sparx
06-26-2007, 02:06 PM
I already got sick. All over my keyboard.

you might want to clean that.

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 02:06 PM
I was told it was leap frog !

:( oh dear.
lying is a sin too.
as well as 'leap frogging'
:(

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:07 PM
Oh my god. The shame of this.

MyHappyEnding_
06-26-2007, 02:07 PM
you might want to clean that.

Nah. I like it when it gets all dry and flaky.

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 02:12 PM
Oh my god. The shame of this.

we should be shunned :(

Nah. I like it when it gets all dry and flaky.

ok seriously gross!!!!

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:14 PM
we should be shunned :(



ok seriously gross!!!!

we should be shunned because our parents are virgins
*sigh" why did they have to play leap frog

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 02:21 PM
we should be shunned because our parents are virgins
*sigh" why did they have to play leap frog

and i thought they new better.
we're going to have shun them now as well :(
shun the leap froggers shun them!

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:22 PM
We Shun You!

STOPxmickeytime
06-26-2007, 02:24 PM
shun the non believers..
i HATE candy mountain.
and what's all this with leap-frogging?
by leap-frogging you mean the parents calling the stork and placing an order for a baby, right??

Pirate Me
06-26-2007, 02:24 PM
I'm sorry but I burst out on this one. :rotfl2: ABOB got me lmao! :lmao:

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 02:25 PM
i wanna have your babies.
now i know the real meaning of that song i am ashamed to have ever sung it.
what vulgar music we have these days
:(

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:26 PM
shun the non believers..
i HATE candy mountain.
and what's all this with leap-frogging?
by leap-frogging you mean the parents calling the stork and placing an order for a baby, right??

no leap froggers are the impure ones! They didn't call the stork

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:27 PM
i wanna have your babies.
now i know the real meaning of that song i am ashamed to have ever sung it.
what vulgar music we have these days
:(

:sad2:

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 02:28 PM
no leap froggers are the impure ones! They didn't call the stork

they commited a flithy sin
:(

WORLDwarQUIFFLE
06-26-2007, 02:28 PM
i wanna have your babies.
now i know the real meaning of that song i am ashamed to have ever sung it.
what vulgar music we have these days
:(

All this makes me want to shower and shower again.

StitchfansJr
06-26-2007, 02:28 PM
i wanna have your babies.
now i know the real meaning of that song i am ashamed to have ever sung it.
what vulgar music we have these days
:(
I know what you mean, Hazzi. I'm not very fond of some of the music that people are singing these days either.:sad2:

Pirate Me
06-26-2007, 02:29 PM
I know what you mean, Hazzi. I'm not very fond of some of the music that people are singing these days either.:sad2:

::yes:: Its sick!

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:29 PM
All this makes me want to shower and shower again.

me too I feel so unclean

STOPxmickeytime
06-26-2007, 02:31 PM
me too I feel so unclean

you should!
you ate that cucumber..

WORLDwarQUIFFLE
06-26-2007, 02:32 PM
My parents told me I'd have my own kids someday :eek:

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 02:33 PM
All this makes me want to shower and shower again.

yes
we must get all of the sin away!

MyHappyEnding_
06-26-2007, 02:33 PM
you should!
you ate that cucumber..

No it's okay. I wash it after use.

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:33 PM
you should!
you ate that cucumber..

I forgot about that. Now I feel even more unclean

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:34 PM
No it's okay. I wash it after use.

okay good.

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 02:37 PM
fill me on the cucember!!
have you been comitting more sins?

Raichu
06-26-2007, 02:38 PM
I ate a very naught cucumber xD

STOPxmickeytime
06-26-2007, 02:44 PM
No it's okay. I wash it after use.

good thinking ahead.

Pirate Me
06-26-2007, 02:57 PM
ABOB gave me a baby.
it wasn't the best quality.

:O Whats that supposed to mean? :laughing:

C.J. Sparrow
06-26-2007, 03:03 PM
I was told it was leap frog !

You're so gullib... Oh wait... IT'S NOT LEAP FROG?!!!!

Then what is it? And how are these 'baby' things made anyways?

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 03:07 PM
You're so gullib... Oh wait... IT'S NOT LEAP FROG?!!!!

Then what is it? And how are these 'baby' things made anyways?

you do not want to know :(

Raichu
06-26-2007, 03:09 PM
It scares me

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 03:12 PM
poor mary
having to face the horrors of the world at such a young age

Jasmine45
06-26-2007, 03:14 PM
This thread is.......odd.

Raichu
06-26-2007, 03:15 PM
poor mary
having to face the horrors of the world at such a young age

guess I had to find out sooner or later =[

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 03:15 PM
no it is a serious discussion about the sins and horror of todays world:sad2: :sad1:

C.J. Sparrow
06-26-2007, 03:16 PM
you do not want to know :(

Oh yeah...

I saw that during health class last year. I thought that what I saw in the video was just a stork doing his job! :eek: And I didn't pay attention for the rest of the class; I was too busy drawing stick people fighting each other.

Seriously, though, I've known how they were made since... fifth grade? Fourth grade? There's nothing wrong with it. This is a funny thread. You guys... are joking... right?

CrazyChik
06-26-2007, 03:16 PM
guess I had to find out sooner or later =[

there there. sssshhhh:hug:

Ampris
06-26-2007, 03:34 PM
Eeeeeehh... this is a subject I'd, ah, rather stay off of. :S

Sorry you didn't, um, take it well, but heck, I'm sixteen and still thoroughly creeped out/disgusted/appalled by the whole 'miracle of life' thing, so it's no big shame.

**, but this thread is bringing up some unpleasant thought. I remember once, and this was only like last year, I was sitting on my parents bed waiting for the bathroom, and suddenly look around and start thinking about... stuff. And how I was born. ....eeeehhhaaaggh. :scared:

STOPxmickeytime
06-26-2007, 03:40 PM
i found out when i was nine or ten.
at first i laughed, i thought my mom was joking.
but it's not gross anymore. for me anyway

Ampris
06-26-2007, 03:47 PM
It's creepy. I was never sat down and given this proverbial 'Talk' and just sort of gleaned information from books and TV and whatnot, but that doesn't help at all. And all the references to The Rugrats Movie back there... that's actually where I figured a lot of it out from. 0.o

But not the, um, man/woman stuff. You don't wanna know where I learned that.

StitchfansJr
06-26-2007, 03:50 PM
My sister said I'm gonna know a lot stuff like that when I'm about like 18 I'm gonna know like everything.:scared:

Captain Brain
06-26-2007, 04:41 PM
I rode the school bus. I never had "The Talk."

My mommy always told me that babies came directly from God. So I thought that when God thought that you needed a baby, he gave you one. And that was it. But when my mommy got pregnant with my brother I didn't believe that story anymore.

Pirate Me
06-26-2007, 04:47 PM
It's creepy. I was never sat down and given this proverbial 'Talk' and just sort of gleaned information from books and TV and whatnot, but that doesn't help at all. And all the references to The Rugrats Movie back there... that's actually where I figured a lot of it out from. 0.o

But not the, um, man/woman stuff. You don't wanna know where I learned that.

:laughing: Same.

::Snow_White::
06-26-2007, 04:51 PM
Me never had talk. And I don't think my mom ever wanted to.
I learn from school. Not the best...but yea.
We have classes now....O.o....not fun. Little wierd. yah.

STOPxmickeytime
06-26-2007, 05:01 PM
my mom gave me the talk when i was like ten, because i started asking.
it wasn't really that awkward, but it would be now.
i'm glad she did. i was the only one in school who could tell fact from fiction in that area:upsidedow

C.J. Sparrow
06-26-2007, 06:18 PM
I was never given 'the talk'.

I stumbled upon this book about anatomy in my school's library in fourth grade... :lmao: I already sorta knew about it, but that gave me set in stone clarification. It was illustrated... :eek:

pirateprinces_dancer
06-26-2007, 06:26 PM
I was never given 'the talk'.

I stumbled upon this book about anatomy in my school's library in fourth grade... :lmao: I already sorta knew about it, but that gave me set in stone clarification. It was illustrated... :eek:

one of my friends sister got her daughter a book on the subject and it was illustrated too...and her daughter is 6!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

pigletgirl
06-26-2007, 06:27 PM
Yeah, I had a book that was illustrated too. That was quite the surprise!

Ampris
06-26-2007, 06:38 PM
I was never given 'the talk'.

I stumbled upon this book about anatomy in my school's library in fourth grade... :lmao: I already sorta knew about it, but that gave me set in stone clarification. It was illustrated... :eek:


Heh, at least you found out in a semi-dignified way. Since everyone else is telling how they learned specifically, I might as well, too. Well, my grandmother is a librarian, and once while we were at her house she had brought home a, get this, Friar's Club joke book, and I, ever the unassuming and bookish kid, picked it up expecting, y'know, clean, funny humour- it was a joke book, after all. Unfortunately, it was most definitely an adult-oriented joke book. So I'm sitting there wondering things like, "what on earth does **** mean? I don't get this; what does that mean?" but eventually I figured it out from the context. And with the help of a dictionary. **. :faint:

BabyPiglet
06-27-2007, 12:29 AM
Sorry Mary.

:[

Jasmine45
06-27-2007, 11:05 AM
[QUOTE=C.J. Sparrow;19407666]Oh yeah...

I saw that during health class last year. I thought that what I saw in the video was just a stork doing his job! :eek: And I didn't pay attention for the rest of the class; I was too busy drawing stick people fighting each other.

Seriously, though, I've known how they were made since... fifth grade? Fourth grade? There's nothing wrong with it. This is a funny thread.You guys... are joking... right?[QUOTE]

I hope so.

CrazyChik
06-27-2007, 11:08 AM
i've actually known since 3rd grade:]]
i don't know how i did, i know my mum never ever talked to me about it she was shocked that i knew.
i took great delight in telling all my friends about it:]]

AngienLuLu
06-27-2007, 01:27 PM
My parents never really talked about it. I just learned and heard from school and tv.

CrazyChik
06-27-2007, 01:29 PM
angela bout your sig you know sharpay and ryan are brother and sister right?

cheerchick
06-27-2007, 03:15 PM
I've known about this since I don't know how long. Now that I've read this though I do feel a little dirty.

tinkerbelle22
06-27-2007, 03:28 PM
I kinda found out gradually. Like, through my friends and stuff. But my mom did confirm everything with "the talk". But it was a really teeny talk.

RaggedyAnnPrincess
06-27-2007, 06:05 PM
My science class showed a video called " The Miracle of Life " and it was all fine, until the end....where they showed a clip of a baby being born.:scared:Yea, I think im scarred for life.

Ampris
06-27-2007, 06:14 PM
My science class showed a video called " The Miracle of Life " and it was all fine, until the end....where they showed a clip of a baby being born.:scared:Yea, I think im scarred for life.

*Retches*

That has to be one of things I like least in life, and ironically, it's the very thing that gives us life. In all honestly, as much as I like kids, I plan to never, EVER have one. EVER. I'm dead serious. The whole idea is just disgusting and off-putting. I can't even watch movies or TV shows about pregnancy and whatnot without squicking and freaking out.

So yeah, not gonna happen.

Tinky89
06-27-2007, 09:36 PM
Well I learned from my parents at a pretty young age about all that stuff. I guess I was 10. I started hearing bits and pieces about it in school, so I asked them and they told me all about. My parents are really open about that kinda stuff and I am glad. I knoww I am getting the right information when I talk to them and I also know they trust me.

lalastephanie
06-28-2007, 08:04 AM
I really have no idea when I found out.
I don't know if they tlaked to me
or if I just knew it.
*Shrugs* Just don't know.

VolleyballQt07
06-28-2007, 08:15 AM
I had "The Talk" in Science class in 4th grade but my mom told me some "stuff" a day or two before so I'd be prepared about what the teacher was talking about.

C.J. Sparrow
06-28-2007, 09:03 AM
My science class showed a video called " The Miracle of Life " and it was all fine, until the end....where they showed a clip of a baby being born.:scared:Yea, I think im scarred for life.

I watched that in health class last year. It wasn't that bad for me.

IrishTink
06-28-2007, 12:43 PM
I watched that in health class last year. It wasn't that bad for me.

I saw that as well. i couldn't eat my lunch after that.













































































ew

STOPxmickeytime
06-28-2007, 12:50 PM
yeah, i had to watch a c-section and natural birth in science this year.
i wasn't really all that against it... until i saw that video.
yuck.

lpe_bratz
06-28-2007, 01:44 PM
im glad we havent watched those...hope we never do..otherwise i may barf...