Jesse Macartnay is at mi dor! Help plz.

[TheBellhop]

He keeps asking 4 food.

Wut do I tell him? I want him 2 go away.

[MyHappyEnding_]

omgz fatti!!!1

[TheBellhop]

U no help me wit mi dillemma.

Any1 wna help.

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

:scared:

[HSMndLKfan92]

D0nt ansa da d00r nd maybi h3ll g0 awy

[MyHappyEnding_]

thro a banana out da door lol he run go get it

[TheBellhop]

D0nt ansa da d00r nd maybi h3ll g0 awy

He keaps singing taht song tahts likee

"u nd ur beautiful rolls!" or somefin like taht.

I half 2 open teh dor!

[DarlingDonald]

Tell him to come to my house. I'd love to meet someone with his talent.:rolleyes:

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

COFFEE BEANS.

Just give him some coffee beans.

:)

[HSMndLKfan92]

He keaps singing taht song tahts likee

"u nd ur beautiful rolls!" or somefin like taht.

I half 2 open teh dor!

trw a banana 0ut da d00r! H3'd pr0bly chas it

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

trw a banana 0ut da d00r! H3'd pr0bly chas it
NNNOOO ALL HE WANTS IS COFFEE BEANS!!!

Ahhhh!!

[TheBellhop]

COFFEE BEANS.

Just give him some coffee beans.

:)

I tryed, but he jus through it in mi face! "II DUN WANT DIS STUF. GIMME LUNCHABLES."

I dun got no lunchables, tho.

HSM: All mi bannaanas are rotten!

Sumone help me wit mi predictament.

[HSMndLKfan92]

T3ll him u don got no luncbles!

[MyHappyEnding_]

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/3/3/8/7/717833_356x237.jpg

HES GETIN MAD LET HIM IN

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

He doesn't want coffee beans!?? ZOMGOODNESS!

Well, try lima beans.

If that doesn't work.

Stick cheese to your face.

[DarlingDonald]

Omg. A turkey!!! It will run and he will chase it!!!! Celebs can be so stupid!

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Poke him with a sharp stick until he RECOILZ.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Get Pikachu To Sick'em!!!!

[TheBellhop]

T3ll him u don got no luncbles!

Thanks a lot. This was supposed to be a real thread, I am not joking around. You know what? I followed your advice. I told him i dun got no lunchables. He punched me in the FACE.

Now there's blood running everywhere.

I'm suiing you.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Thanks a lot. This was supposed to be a real thread, I am not joking around. You know what? I followed your advice. I told him i dun got no lunchables. He punched me in the FACE.

Now there's blood running everywhere.

I'm suiing you.
You shouldn't be so harsh! Your nothing but a big headed fool! Your going no where in life! Neither are your dogs!

And, I want my money back.




XD

[Jasmine45]

He doesn't want coffee beans!?? ZOMGOODNESS!

Well, try lima beans.

If that doesn't work.

Stick cheese to your face.

Good Idea!

[TheBellhop]

You shouldn't be so harsh! Your nothing but a big headed fool! Your going no where in life! Neither are your dogs!

And, I want my money back.




XD

I jus herd a crashing nois.

BY JESUS HE'S BROKEN IN AT THE TOP FLOOR.

I gotsta go hid wit mi laptop! BRB GUIZ.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

How are you going to update us!? Your going to break your laptop on his stupid head!!

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

No reply! He must have broken his laptop!

OH NOZ

[DarlingDonald]

Poor Laptop

[TheBellhop]

K GUIZ I'M BACK.

Wl i went down 2 the baisement 2 hide but you see I AM TR1CKY. I set up a seacret camera connected 2 mi laptop to capshur seacret footage! And u no wut? HE'S JETSKIING IN MI KETCHEN!

http://www.mtv.com/onair/diary/flipbooks/jessee_mccartney/jesse_07.jpg

Now he fluded mi ketchen w/ water. Help, wut do i do now!

[MyHappyEnding_]

K GUIZ I'M BACK.

Wl i went down 2 the baisement 2 hide but you see I AM TR1CKY. I set up a seacret camera connected 2 mi laptop to capshur seacret footage! And u no wut? HE'S JETSKIING IN MI KETCHEN!

http://www.mtv.com/onair/diary/flipbooks/jessee_mccartney/jesse_07.jpg

Now he fluded mi ketchen w/ water. Help, wut do i do now!

omg he sexi

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

K GUIZ I'M BACK.

Wl i went down 2 the baisement 2 hide but you see I AM TR1CKY. I set up a seacret camera connected 2 mi laptop to capshur seacret footage! And u no wut? HE'S JETSKIING IN MI KETCHEN!

http://www.mtv.com/onair/diary/flipbooks/jessee_mccartney/jesse_07.jpg

Now he fluded mi ketchen w/ water. Help, wut do i do now!
you have a very pretty kitchen.

XP

[DarlingDonald]

Wait, if your in the basement and your laptop is recording him upstairs, how are you talking to us?

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Wait, if your in the basement and your laptop is recording him upstairs, how are you talking to us?
He's pimpin like that.

[MyHappyEnding_]

He's pimpin like that.

Big pimpin'.

[DarlingDonald]

No Kidding

[swimer3]

well
I'm sorry.

[HSMndLKfan92]

Thanks a lot. This was supposed to be a real thread, I am not joking around. You know what? I followed your advice. I told him i dun got no lunchables. He punched me in the FACE.

Now there's blood running everywhere.

I'm suiing you.

wat u don no me u d0n no mi naim where i liv mi @erny it ur fault u cnt mak d3cishuns 0n ur own

[bouncytigger22]

Is this axtually a real thread?

[rwrocksme]

Wait, if your in the basement and your laptop is recording him upstairs, how are you talking to us?

He done got two laptops!

Give my Jessi some cake! He might give you a peice...or, better yet, some PEACE!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

No. This is a cloth.

=D

Sorry!

Yes, it's a thread. Just for fun, though.

[DarlingDonald]

This is def. fun!

[DisGirlAllie]

tell him something's wrong with his and he needs to run to the hairdresser. that'll distract him!

[DisGirlAllie]

or throw sumtin shiny out the door and lock it shut.

[bouncytigger22]

Yes, that works!

[GxBarbie]

ask him does he want to play a game.
and play a game of



FETCH!!!



lol i don't know why i just said that.

[patchesmommy]

He might chase a picture of brittney spears. After all he is gay!

[AngienLuLu]

:rotfl:

[DarlingDonald]

lol!!!

[TheBellhop]

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE.

HE'S COMING DOWN THE STAIRS NOW!

WHAT DO I DO!!! QUICK.

[patchesmommy]

Get a gun!


And see if you have a pic of brittney spears.
But I would first get a gun!

[HSMndLKfan92]

Lure him into a closet, and lock him in there. Then call animal controll to remove him.

[TheBellhop]

Get a gun!


And see if you have a pic of brittney spears.
But I would first get a gun!

Wel he triped on the way down, sewww I tyed him up and then tye died wit em.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Wel he triped on the way down, sewww I tyed him up and then tye died wit em.
Stick coffee beans in his mouth.

[TheBellhop]

Well, I tie-dyed him. He's currently taking another round in my dryer upstairs.

[patchesmommy]

Stick him in the washer.

[TheBellhop]

But then the colors would fade!

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Hmmm. You can squirt him with paint.

[patchesmommy]

yes. thats a good idea.

Stick him on one of those pottery wheels and squirt the paint at him!!

[tinkerbell12]

Wow. Great ideas for torturing a teen-age girls' god...

[TheBellhop]

Wow. Great ideas for torturing a teen-age girls' god...

Is it my fault he decided to show up at my house and whine for food?

:cutie:

[PurpleDucky]

Is it my fault he decided to show up at my house and whine for food?

:cutie:

Yup alllllll your fault

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

You need to kick him.

[Arielfn93]

Is it my fault he decided to show up at my house and whine for food?

:cutie:

tis, because you have so much good food!

[BabyPiglet]

I find this utterly hilarious.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

I find this utterly hilarious.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/colby852/cow.gif

[PurpleDucky]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/colby852/cow.gif

Hardy har..

[BabyPiglet]

HawHaw...

Wait, where'd you get that picture of Britney Spears, Colby?

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

HawHaw...

Wait, where'd you get that picture of Britney Spears, Colby?
On her website. Of course.

[Arielfn93]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/colby852/cow.gif

:rotfl:

wow Colby, wow

[BabyPiglet]

I gotsta check that website out.

[RaggedyAnnPrincess]

Is He still there?

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

She looks like the above pic on the entire website.

She lets too much show!

[BabyPiglet]

OMG, cover yourself up woman!

[Arielfn93]

Nobody needs to see her utters

yucky

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Nobody needs to see her utters

yucky
Well, the farmer has no choice.

[Arielfn93]

who is Brittany's farmer?
..that sounds kinda wrong

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

who is Brittany's farmer?
..that sounds kinda wrong
Hahaaaa. I have no cluee.

I added you on AIM, but your not online. XD

[Arielfn93]

lol,
that's because it's time for Elyse to get some shut eye.

Wow, how off topic we have gotten on this thread.
xD

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Well, Ryan isn't here to give us updates! =O

[TheBellhop]

Is He still there?

Ys! Nd he ait all teh pooridge!

Sew I calld him Jessilocks [see i fune right??!/] nd he slaped me in the fase!





I'm bein held hostaje in mi own hous bi jesse!!!

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Ys! Nd he ait all teh pooridge!

Sew I calld him Jessilocks [see i fune right??!/] nd he slaped me in the fase!





I'm bein held hostaje in mi own hous bi jesse!!!
OH NOZ CALL THE POLICEY MAN!

[patchesmommy]

Find something glass and break it on his head and then kick him a bunch of times.

[patchesmommy]

Then run out of the door! Then go to the neighbors house or the police!

[TheBellhop]

OMG codi, do u kno who else is nocking on mi dor now!?

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

OMG codi, do u kno who else is nocking on mi dor now!?
OH NOZ WHO!?!?!??

[TheBellhop]

OH NOZ WHO!?!?!??

http://www.doubleviking.com/wp-content/tyraishot.jpg

's world wyd soperstar TIRA BANX!

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

http://www.doubleviking.com/wp-content/tyraishot.jpg

's world wyd soperstar TIRA BANX!
ooooh shez lookin soo evilz!

GET AWAYYY FROM HERZZ!

[patchesmommy]

omg! hide the sharp and pointy things!

[BabyPiglet]

AHH RUNS...seh wil tri 2 makeh u a modle.

[TheBellhop]

AHH RUNS...seh wil tri 2 makeh u a modle.

Seh alredee sad taht i wuz not top modle matereal. !!

SHE COME TO LOK 4 JESIE!

SHULD I HYDE HIM GUIZ.

[BabyPiglet]

hyde him...u dun wunt hre to sayve him?

[patchesmommy]

yes

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Seh alredee sad taht i wuz not top modle matereal. !!

SHE COME TO LOK 4 JESIE!

SHULD I HYDE HIM GUIZ.
YESSS SHE WIL MAK HIM MODLE IN UR HOUZ!

[marypops!]

if u gve Jesie to her then ur rid of both!

[TheBellhop]

if u gve Jesie to her then ur rid of both!

But Jessie is now my pet.

-pets-




Codee, every1 of hr top modelz is makin a fashon show now! UP IN MY KETCHEN.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

TURN TEH BLENDA on !

without a cap!

[patchesmommy]

trip the models!

[marypops!]

make their clothes less fashionable! or show them a fashion magazine from the 80s.

[TheBellhop]

So I'ma head out for a bit butttttttttttt

watch dis (it's about tiira!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym75B0YkZR8
it's amazing. a;sldfkja;sdlfkj.

YOU GET VASELINE, YOU GET VASELINE AND YOU GET VASELINE!!
bejeweled vaseline.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

trip the models!
I like that idea. haha.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

So I'ma head out for a bit butttttttttttt

watch dis (it's about tiira!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym75B0YkZR8
it's amazing. a;sldfkja;sdlfkj.

YOU GET VASELINE, YOU GET VASELINE AND YOU GET VASELINE!!
bejeweled vaseline.
I tink i seen dat bef-ow.

yes i've seen it beforrree

[Raichu]

omg dat was so funi
i lyke luv tirraa
wash dis one too guyz
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Och-VFreys

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

omg dat was so funi
i lyke luv tirraa
wash dis one too guyz
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Och-VFreys
Lol. That was very entertaining. =D

[marypops!]

we don't really want to make Tyra angry or else this might happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T21UUEyw_c4&mode=related&search=

[PurpleDucky]

we don't really want to make Tyra angry or else this might happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T21UUEyw_c4&mode=related&search=

:lmao: :rotfl2:

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

we don't really want to make Tyra angry or else this might happen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T21UUEyw_c4&mode=related&search=
That was very nice. lol

[EeyoreFan1]

i fink u shuud makee ova jesisie maccartey wif mo make ^

he dusntz ware nuff.

maye be tyrra wilz mke ova jesise nd he wilz.....


i dunnoz....


di!

[patchesmommy]

^ what???

[DisGirlAllie]

:lmao:

[Raichu]

"I think you should make over Jesse with more make-up, he doesn't wear enough maybe Tyra will make him over and he will dye."
I believe that is basically what was said.

[TheBellhop]

sewwwwww herz a lil updait 4 u al.

so i wuz goin up staurs 2 c wut teh matr wuz nd then i reelized taht OMG I LEFT JESSE IN TEH DRIER 4 ALL NITE LONG [!!!!] sew tehn i runned upsturs nd then i saw TYIRA BANX and she nd her frends were halfing a makeup parte wel i tip2ed into teh laundree room [tho the flor was stil soking wet frum jesses jetskiying] and i opened up the drier and out dumbled jesse OMG HE WAS A JAIZIN [a jessiee raisin lol get it a jaizin i fune] and so trya hurd me open up the dor and so she cumsz in wit all her frends and tehy gasp and say YOU NOT TOP MODEL MATEREAL and she got rly mad and FYRE started coming out of hr mouth nd her hed and it was rly scury so den i graped mi jaizin nd we started running of curse i had mi laptop and so now im hidin in a 4est wit a dried up jesie and TRYIA BANCKS IS HALFING A PPARTE IN MI ONE HOUS ND IM NOT DER.

wen mi parents get hom theyzs gona be so angree.

[IrishTink]

i s@Y u take yo jaizin & gO rouNd teh back & Hi=ide in a treez
mayby u soAk yo jaizin in some wawa he wIll turn Bck to norm

[IrishTink]

does yo jaizin fit In yo Poket?

[AngelInDisguise]

At first I thought this was for real!

[Arielfn93]

sewwwwww herz a lil updait 4 u al.

so i wuz goin up staurs 2 c wut teh matr wuz nd then i reelized taht OMG I LEFT JESSE IN TEH DRIER 4 ALL NITE LONG [!!!!] sew tehn i runned upsturs nd then i saw TYIRA BANX and she nd her frends were halfing a makeup parte wel i tip2ed into teh laundree room [tho the flor was stil soking wet frum jesses jetskiying] and i opened up the drier and out dumbled jesse OMG HE WAS A JAIZIN [a jessiee raisin lol get it a jaizin i fune] and so trya hurd me open up the dor and so she cumsz in wit all her frends and tehy gasp and say YOU NOT TOP MODEL MATEREAL and she got rly mad and FYRE started coming out of hr mouth nd her hed and it was rly scury so den i graped mi jaizin nd we started running of curse i had mi laptop and so now im hidin in a 4est wit a dried up jesie and TRYIA BANCKS IS HALFING A PPARTE IN MI ONE HOUS ND IM NOT DER.

wen mi parents get hom theyzs gona be so angree.

OMG
hw dare jessi and tryia banckkks two half a parte wifou u!!

[BabyPiglet]

sewwwwww herz a lil updait 4 u al.

so i wuz goin up staurs 2 c wut teh matr wuz nd then i reelized taht OMG I LEFT JESSE IN TEH DRIER 4 ALL NITE LONG [!!!!] sew tehn i runned upsturs nd then i saw TYIRA BANX and she nd her frends were halfing a makeup parte wel i tip2ed into teh laundree room [tho the flor was stil soking wet frum jesses jetskiying] and i opened up the drier and out dumbled jesse OMG HE WAS A JAIZIN [a jessiee raisin lol get it a jaizin i fune] and so trya hurd me open up the dor and so she cumsz in wit all her frends and tehy gasp and say YOU NOT TOP MODEL MATEREAL and she got rly mad and FYRE started coming out of hr mouth nd her hed and it was rly scury so den i graped mi jaizin nd we started running of curse i had mi laptop and so now im hidin in a 4est wit a dried up jesie and TRYIA BANCKS IS HALFING A PPARTE IN MI ONE HOUS ND IM NOT DER.

wen mi parents get hom theyzs gona be so angree.
I wonder how long that took you to type?

[IrishTink]

it wold ha taken me 30 min

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

I wonder how long that took you to type?
I'm too lazy to read all of that.. haha. XD Woooo.

[BabyPiglet]

Me too. My eye got fuzzy just looking at it.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

Me too. My eye got fuzzy just looking at it.
I guess we will no longer know what is happening. *cryyyy*

[BabyPiglet]

*hug* Awe..

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

*hug* Awe..
*sniffle* Thank you. I feel better now :goodvibes

[BabyPiglet]

Good.

[TheBellhop]

I wonder how long that took you to type?

hrmmm. I think about 10 minutes? It's easy to write like that once you get into it.

Bwaha.

[EeyoreFan1]

I read it. Its super-funny.

[Mickey Mouse Kid]

hrmmm. I think about 10 minutes? It's easy to write like that once you get into it.

Bwaha.
Brar har har. XD

Poke Jessieeeee.

Slap Tyra.

[frannikinz]

sewwwwww herz a lil updait 4 u al.

so i wuz goin up staurs 2 c wut teh matr wuz nd then i reelized taht OMG I LEFT JESSE IN TEH DRIER 4 ALL NITE LONG [!!!!] sew tehn i runned upsturs nd then i saw TYIRA BANX and she nd her frends were halfing a makeup parte wel i tip2ed into teh laundree room [tho the flor was stil soking wet frum jesses jetskiying] and i opened up the drier and out dumbled jesse OMG HE WAS A JAIZIN [a jessiee raisin lol get it a jaizin i fune] and so trya hurd me open up the dor and so she cumsz in wit all her frends and tehy gasp and say YOU NOT TOP MODEL MATEREAL and she got rly mad and FYRE started coming out of hr mouth nd her hed and it was rly scury so den i graped mi jaizin nd we started running of curse i had mi laptop and so now im hidin in a 4est wit a dried up jesie and TRYIA BANCKS IS HALFING A PPARTE IN MI ONE HOUS ND IM NOT DER.

wen mi parents get hom theyzs gona be so angree.

MAKE JESSI GET ABS
LIKE DIS!!!
http://i19.tinypic.com/62icsah.jpg

HE NEDS DOS ABS
HE WON'T BE DRIED up no more!

[StitchfansJr]

Why was this thread bumped up?:sad2:

[IslanderFan0194]

This is stupid.....

[AngienLuLu]

Oh gosh. I remember this thread. :rolleyes:

[Disney.Ears]

Why was this thread bumped up?:sad2:

Because people don't care that after a thread leaves page 2, it's gone from pages 1 & 2. But then they decide that "Oh, I'm going to annoy everyone and move newer topics to the second page and bring back a thread from 2 months ago!" :sad2:

[UniversalDaniel]

Because people don't care that after a thread leaves page 2, it's gone from pages 1 & 2. But then they decide that "Oh, I'm going to annoy everyone and move newer topics to the second page and bring back a thread from 2 months ago!" :sad2:

If the person who bumped this was trying to annoy everyone, wouldn't it satisfy them by seeing everyone respond to it?

[Disney.Ears]

If the person who bumped this was trying to annoy everyone, wouldn't it satisfy them by seeing everyone respond to it?

Oh wow good point. You're new but I like you already! Haha. Nice point though. But seriously people shouldn't bump up old threads so let this go back down..

[spidermonkey22]

MAKE JESSI GET ABS
LIKE DIS!!!
http://i19.tinypic.com/62icsah.jpg

HE NEDS DOS ABS
HE WON'T BE DRIED up no more!

lol this is funny.

[Huit]

Oh, the irony.

Funny post, though.

[RaggedyAnnPrincess]

0_o, I REMEMBER this thread! How on earth did anyone find it?

[Disney.Ears]

Ahhhhh! @#$% This was so long ago. xD

[DisGirlAllie]

Oh my gosh, I remember this thread!
This is from like the year I joined!
Such a classic

[Cinderelli16]

Uh oh! :scared:

[StitchfansJr]

Wow, I'd like to know why I typed in pink font. XD

[Zip-A-Dee-Lady]

Lol.

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Dont bump up old threads.