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anina2angel
05-17-2007, 10:45 AM
OR want to make someone laugh?:goodvibes and who would not wonna start day laughing?
Then post a joke , a riddle or a funni story about a thing that has happened to you.
anina2angel
05-18-2007, 06:43 AM
What does it say in the bottom of a coke bottle in Canada?
(remember my english , and especially writing is bad DO forgive all my misspellings PLEASE!?)





answer: Open other end.
anina2angel
05-18-2007, 06:43 AM
WHAT does a woman DO when her Husband runs ZIG ZAG through the garden?


Answer: Keep shooting !
anina2angel
05-18-2007, 06:44 AM
WHY does the mid wife slap the new born BABY in the behind?







answer: Because on the Intelligent ONES the TAP falls off!
anina2angel
05-19-2007, 05:45 AM
Whats the FIRST thing a BLONDE do when she wakes up?





Answer:
anina2angel
05-19-2007, 05:52 AM
well.... let us see IFF anyone actually are funny..
The Major
05-19-2007, 09:40 AM
Whats the FIRST thing a BLONDE do when she wakes up?





Answer:

she tells the guy her name?
The Major
05-19-2007, 09:41 AM
I KNOW YOU !!!! do you remember ME ?
The Major
11-16-2007, 11:19 AM
a man has been stranded alone on an island for five years.
One day his wife pass by in a rowing boat???
she run towards him remove all clothes and yell
" you will now get everything you have been dreaming about for years"
he stands up look all excited almost scream.. " oh ! YOU brought BEER?!!!"