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[Musicprincess]

A blonde walked into a barber shop wearing headphones. The barber said "I can't cut your hair if you're wearing headphones." The blonde said, "I have to wear them!" And then stormed out. This happened twice until the barber just jerked off the headphones. Then he remembered his lucky scissors were in the other room. When he came back in, the blonde was dead. He picked up the headphones to hear what was playing. He heard: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

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[Musicprincess]

A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. "I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp. Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up. "Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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[Musicprincess]

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long
flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if
she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take
a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to
catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and
a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she
politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know
the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will
easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and
figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to
her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the
lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks
at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his
modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he
knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde
and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns
away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the
blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back
to sleep.

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[Musicprincess]

A blonde goes into a casino and goes to a soda machine. She puts
in a dollar and got a coke and 30 cents change. She thought it
was cool, so she went to the service desk and got 50 $1 dollar
bills for a $50 bill. She went back to the machine and kept on
doing this and finally she had all these sodas on the floor and
all this change in her pocket.
The manager came over and said, "If you don't mind me asking,
what are you doing?"
The blonde replied, "Winning!"

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[Musicprincess]

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some
tracks. The first blond said, "These look like deer tracks." The
other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued
and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train
hit them.

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[Musicprincess]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!" The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!" The blonde said, "Not if you go at night. DUH!"

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[Musicprincess]

One day, a rich dumb blond got a brand new Ferarri. She's driving
down the freeway tailgating a truck. The driver pulls over and
so does she, and they both get out of their cars.
He draws a circle on the ground and says to her "Stand in this
circle and DON'T MOVE UNTIL I SAY SO!"
She stands in the circle and the truck driver beats the crap
outta her car. And he turns around and says "HA!"
She's sitting there cracking up. He's says, "WHAT?? I beat the
crap outta yer car and you're laughing?"
She replies, "HAHAHA!! I stepped outta the circle when you
weren't looking!"

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[Musicprincess]

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

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[Musicprincess]

A blonde and three of her blonde friends were driving to
Disneyland. When they were finally getting close, they saw a sign
that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.

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[nsyncraider17]

I just got an email from my friend that has like a million short blonde jokes in it. I'll just put a couple...

She was so blonde that...
she took a ruler to bed w/ her to see how long she slept
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
she asked for a price check at the dollar store
she sold her car for gas money
she had a shirt that said "TGIF", and she thought it stood for "This Goes In Front." :)

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[Eeyorelvr]

I love these jokes but I'm not sure If I know any!!

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[Eeyorelvr]

I've got one!!

A policeman was interveiwing 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds then hides it. " This is your suspect,how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers " That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "well.... uh.... thats because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her " This is your suspect how would you recognize him ?" The second blonde giggles, flicks her hair and says, " Ha, he'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, " Whats the matter with the two of you?? Of course only one eye and one ear is SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile. Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremly frustrated at this point he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks " This is your suspect how would you recognize him ? " He quickly adds" ..... Think hard before you give me a stupid answer"
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, " Hmmm The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is suprised and speechless because he doesn't really know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." he leaves the room and goes in his office, checks the suspects file in his computer, and comes back with a bearing smile on his face. " WOW!! I can't believe it ... it's true the suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an abstute observation?
" Thats easy " the blonde replied " He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!!"

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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[nsyncraider17]

I have another one...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving their car in the desert when it runs out of gas. They decide to walk and go get help, and they each take one thing with them. The brunette takes a bottle of water. The blonde and the redhead ask her why, and she says, "Well, I'll probably get thirsty walking through the desert, so now I'll have something to drink." The redhead takes a bag of food. The blonde and the brunette ask her why, and she says, "Well, I'll probably get hungry, and now I'll have something to eat." The blonde takes the car door. The brunette and the redhead ask her why, and she says, "Well it's gonna be pretty hot in the desert, right? So now if I get hot, I can roll down the window!" :)

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[WDWfanatic288]

LOL!!!
those are really funny!!!

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[samster]

The best one I've heard recently was "did you hear about the blond that thought cheerios were doughnut seeds?" :)

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[PlutoPinsJLM]

I have one!!
Your so blond that:
it took you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!!!!

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[Ti Double Grr er]

How did the blond try to kill the gold fish?
She tried to drownded it!

How do you make a blond laugh on Sunday?
Tell her a joke on Monday!

[Musicprincess]

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their
first wedding anniversary, so he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is
all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the
features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her
husband, "Hi hon," he says, "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a
bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"

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[Musicprincess]

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: siamese twins

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[Musicprincess]

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not
Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the
world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde
gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says,
"Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000
blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give
her another chance!" The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and
global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another
chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she
eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
sigh--everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls
begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,

"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to
their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream.:

"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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[poohbaby]

:):jester::)
A blonde was walking home when she came to some railroad tracks. there was a brunnite there jumping on tthe tracks chanting 21 21 21. the blonde thought it looked like fun so she started doing the same. A few moments later the train comes around the corner and the brunnite jumps off. the train hits the blonde and then brunnite gets back on the track and chants 22 22 22!

[Rhian]

OK, I have one, but it's a little hard to write down. I'll try anyway-here goes;

There were three girls auditioning to be models. One was a brunette, one was a redhead and one was a blonde. The model agency had decided that it would be a good idea to ask the girls questions about why they wanted the job in the presense of a magic, lie detecting mirror . By using this method, they hoped to find out which one deserved the job the most. If they told a lie, they would be sucked through a magic mirror .The man operating the machine called the girls into the room one at a time.
First, he called the brunette in and asked her to sit next to the mirror.
"Now", he said,"Why do you think this job is right for you?"
The brunette replied;"Well,I think this job is right for me because I'm pretty, patient and very hardworking."
"OK" said the man, "Thank you, you may go now."
He called the redhead into the room and sat her next to the mirror.
"Now", he said,"Why do you think this job is right for you?"
The redhead replied;"Well, I think this job is right for me because I'm good-looking, versatile and incredibly dedicated."
"OK" said the man"Thank you, you may go now."
He called the blonde in and sat her next to the mirror.
"Now" he said "Why do you think this job is right for you?"
"Well" said the blonde"I think..." WHOOOSHHHHHHHH!!
The blonde was sucked through the mirror.

Sorry-I just had to!!:p ( No offense to any blondes).

[naturaldisneyer]

I've got 2:

A blonde and a brunette were riding in a car. the brunette says "oh, look at the poor dead bird." The blonde looks up at the sky and says "Where? I don't see it!"

And:

2 blondes go shopping. When they get back it looks ready to rain and the top is down. One blonde
says "Oh no the keys are locked in the car and and if we don't get the car unlocked the interior will get all messed up!"

HEHEHE!! Luv the blondes! :p

[susana's kid]

:jester: A bold,redhead,and brunette are in a bureing buliding. They r so far up that nothing can reach them. So the fire men take out a sheet and tell the brunette to jump she does and just befor she hits it they pull it out from under she hits the ground. They tell the redhead to jump she says y did u do that to the brunette they say we don't like brunettes so she jumps. They pull the sheet out from her just befor she hits it she hits the ground. They tell the blond to jump she says oh no ur not tricking me put the sheet down and step away from it.:D :p

[*AnGeL*GiRl*618]

I have a few or maybe 2!

She was so blonde...

she complained to the baker cause her dounut had a hole in it!

A blonde was locked in a grocery store for whatever blonde reason and she stared to death! :)

Love always,
Angel:pinkbounc :smooth: :p :jester: :p

[poohbaby]

you now what is funny most all blonde jokes are about girls what about the dumb blonde guys?????? that give blondes the bad reps

[natty41]

Here, I've got 2!!! They might be kinda korny though!

This blonde was at a party, and she was telling everyone what an exciting day she had. "Yeah, I'm so happy! I finished this puzzle in 1 year, and on the box, it said 2-5 years!

This blonde was staring at a carton of orange juice. Why was she staring at it?
It said concentrate!!!

:smooth:

[nsyncraider17]

I have another one...

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch, and they need to buy a new bull. The brunette takes all the money she has, which is $600, and goes to look for a bull. She finds one, and the man selling it says it costs $599, and he won't sell it for less. the brunette goes to the telegram place to send the blonde a message to come w/ the trailer to pick up the bull, but the telegram office charges 75 cents per word. She tells the telegram person that she would like to send one word. He asks what it is, and she replies, "comfortable." He is confused, and asks," I'm sorry ma'am, but how is your friend going to understand that?" "Well," she says, "my friend is a blonde, and she's reeeeeally slow. so when she reads the telegram, instead of seeing 'comfortable' she'll read 'come for da bull'!":p

[minniegirl88]

LOL these are sooo funny. :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[fboy9287]

i am never going to drink oj n e more

[Banzai]

Bump...Blonde Jokes Rock!

[fboy9287]

who ever thought of this should be a saint!

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

How do you drown a blond?


Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

Once there was three prisoners of war (a blonde solider, General, and a Liutenent) and they were all to be excuted the next day. So, in the morning they all got up and the General was put in front of the firing squad. The head gunman pronouced " ready, aim, --" and then the General inturupted "tornado!!" and everyone ran to cover and the General got away. Later, the Liutnent was tied up and put in front of the firing squad. The gunman yelled " ready, aim, --" and the Liutenent inturupted "hurricane!!". He also got away. Finally, the blonde was put in front of the firing squad and the gunman commanded "ready, aim, --" and the blonde interupted, "fire!!" ~~~~~~

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

I never really thought this was really funny... but ...

One day a contractor was painting a lady's house... every now and then he would yell out the window "Green side up!!". The lady got really curious and asked the contractor why he kept yelling "Green Side Up". He answered "There is a blonde out side putting sod down for me and she keeps putting the grass side down!!"

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

One day a man was mowing his lawn and noticed that the blonde across the street kept on coming out and checking her mailbox. Finally, the man stopped the blonde and said, "its Sunday! There is no mail today!" The blonde answered "I know, but my computer keeps on saying 'you've got mail'!"

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

I just got another email full of them, but ill just put a couple...

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...


---she told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk

---she sent me a fax w/ a stamp on it

---if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you would get change back

---at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius."

---when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

---when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

[fboy9287]

your so blond you got lost in a quick-e-mart and starved to death!

[summer kid]

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw another blonde in a boat in the middle of a field rowing and rowing. The blonde immediately stopped her car got out and asked the blonde in the boat what she was doing. The blonde in the boat replied "I'm trying to row to shore." The blonde on the road then said " You know it's blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name if I could swim I would go out there and beat you up."

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

hahaha... i forgot 'bout that one... down here its an Aggie joke... like A&M.. neways.. keep em comin

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

..oh and welcome summer kid!!

[summer kid]

How do you make a blonde dizzy?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

[jarfrog]

ok.

a guy takes a blonde on a date in his new porsche. when he pulls up to a turn lane and turns on his blinker he asks the blonde to check out the window to see if it was working. he explained that he had just gotten it fixed and wanted to make sure it was working right. so the blonde does and says, "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"

heres another.

a blonde tells her husband that she is going to repaint the inside of the house. so she goes out one day while her husband is at work to get some paint. when the husband gets home she is laying in the living room with to big coats on her, sweating and panting. the husband asks out of great curiosity what was going on. so she says, "it said put two coats on for best results"

[Rhian]

lol:D

That's funny!

[Poohfanatic]

bump!

[PigSoldier]

Why are there blonde jokes?
Brunettes have to do something on a Friday night.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.

Why is the colour brunette considered evil?
When's the last time YOU saw a blonde witch?!


Heh heh, its the blonde's revenge!!




:)

[Rhian]

Are you by any chance a blonde, PigSoldier?! lol:D
Some of those are quite funny(and I can even say that with a head full of brown hair)

Here's another blonde joke because I feel that we brunettes need to strike back lol:D :

How do you know when a blonde's been making chocolate chip cookies?

M&M shells on the floor


:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[socca princess*]

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body
with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my
arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks,
"Were you ever a blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?"
The doctor answers,
"because your finger is broken!"

[jarfrog]

ok, a blonde, a brunette and a red head are in jail. they all decide to sneak out one night while the gaurd is drunk. well they push the bed under the ceiling tile and push the ceiling tile out of the way. the brunette climbs out and starts crawling across the ceiling when she crawls over a loose one. it creeks and the gaurd wakes up and says "whos there!?" the brunette just goes "meow" and so the gaurd just goes back to sleep thinking gosh need to get rid of that darn cat. so the red head climbs through and ends up hittin the same loose pannel. same thing happens. now its the blondes turn and sure enough she hits the same pannel. the gaurd wakes up this time and yells out "whos there" the blonde just anwers "oh, its just that same old cat again, uh yeah"


a blonde, red head and a brunette are drunk driving down a road when a cop appears behind them. the red head who is driving starts speeding up when the brunette tells her to go even faster. then the blonde said, "slow down i think he wants to say somthin to us."

[PigSoldier]

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.

Heh heh heh :D

[Rhian]

How do you know when a blonde has been using the computer?

Correction fluid on the screen.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: