Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[CLR4321]

I have got a good one....of all places to have this happen...
I was standing in line for Aladdin's Carpets at MK, and this lady taps me on the shoulder and says "Excuse me ma'am, I am not sure you know, but do you realize you have a big hole on the back of your pants?". I turned red for a minute, and just knew my hot pink underwear were shining through the hole. I looked behind me, and sure enough, there was about about a 4 inch threaded tear on the back of my jeans where somehow the material just wore through and made a hole. I knew I would have to walk around like that for the rest of the day....I wasn't going to leave and go all the way back to the resort and change my pants, then come all the way back to MK. It was our first day there, and we didn't get there until about 3pm. I just thanked the lady for letting me know and told her that I'd fit right in with the way teenagers dress anymore. She just laughed, so did I. She told me she would want someone to tell her if she had a hole in the back of her jeans, so she just had to tell me. I wasn't going to let it ruin my first day of my vacation! I sure wished I had worn some blue underwear that day, and I got on my boyfriend's case for not noticing it before the lady in line did. It was embarrassing, but I am able to laugh about it. :rotfl:

[goldencontriever3]

You are right this IS the funniest thread!! My DD and I are reading it and we have tears running down our face.

[SSWiand]

When I was 18, I can say that I had an unfortunate experience while walking around the World Showcase at Epcot. My family and I had just ate at the Biergarten Restaurant in Germany and as we were walking around, we kept hearing people snickering about something behind us.

Finally, after a few minutes someone came up and asked my mom if I had a "problem." My mom had no idea what she meant, this person then pointed down to the back of my shorts and my mom also started snicker. She goes--"...did you have an accident?" I replied, "what are you talking about!?!?!?" She than replies, I hate to tell you but it looks like you messed yourself!!"

Next thing you know, now I need to make a trip all the way back to the Wilderness Lodge looking like I messed myself. I heard plenty of comments Along the way...people can be so nasty!!

As we were riding the bus back to the Wilderness Lodge, someone kept saying how the bus smelled like chocolate...ironically, that smell did follow me back to the room!!

Anyway to make a long story short, It was ultimately determined that I sat in part of someone's dessert that must have fallen onto my seat at the Biergarten Restaurant!! That is the problem with self-serve dining locations!!

So the moral of the story, when you hear people snickering be hind you...look to se if you sat in something!! :thumbsup2

[kimg826]

We were at Disney Studios this past May, me and my oldest DD were waiting for DH and youngest DD to come out of AI, so we were waiting by the GM behind the Hat. Next thing you know my shorts, were around my ankles, thank goodness there were not a lot of people around. My DD, was just as embarrassed as me, cause I started shouting at her to come and help me cause I had my hands full.

[GC&S]

Great thread, but you MUST read THIS thread (http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=509578) too. I don't think I'll ever forget the first post.

I was hoping someone would link that story - it's one of the best!!

[ShannonMB]

Great thread, but you MUST read THIS thread (http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=509578) too. I don't think I'll ever forget the first post.

:lmao:

[Brian_WDW74]

I've merged a new thread into the previously existing one. :)

[jmskinner]

This one is on my husband. We had been to SWW in May. Now, for a year now we have been FL residents and probably to WDW 50 times (well I have, not the DH:sad2:). We normally take my truck with the pirate on the antennae, so it is very easy to spot, but on this day we took his Saturn. It's silver and looks like so many other cars. Now, I don't normally take note of exactly which row we are on, I usually just get a visual of where we park. Can we see DHS or were there trees in the way etc.

Well, after a long hot day we get off the tram. DH swears we were in the next parking lot, but I knew we were in the first one because I could see the gate to DHS, the next parking lot has a row of trees in front of it so that is all you see. So we are wandering around, arguing (across two rows of cars). Another family walks up and asks if we have lost our car. DH says yes. Of course they ask if we have tried pressing the alarm, which DH does. Doesn't work so obviously we aren't close enough and he keeps saying, wrong lot. :mad: Finally we find it, just a little further back than we thought. What was funny was DH had on his Air Force t-shirt, and turns out the other family was Navy. The other man said, "Be sure to tell everyone a Navy guy helped you find your car!":rotfl:

[chell]

I've merged a new thread into the previously existing one. :)

Thank you for telling us because I thought I lost my mind! I knew I posted in a new thread last night. :confused: This morning it was in a much longer thread. I feel better now.

[Missin'Disney]

these stories are so funny. My most embarrassing moment happened in MK one summer day. My family had done that photopass photoshoot early in the day at the GF & we took the monorail over to MK. I was wearing this pretty white long skirt for the shoot, and although completely impractical for a day at the MK I decided to try and squeeze in a few rides before changing into my park outfit. I split up from DH, who had the backpack with my other outfit and went to Frontierland with DD to ride BTMR. Well, we get off the ride and one of those famous Florida August monsoons hits as we are heading over to meet the rest of the fam. We were completely drenched and my then-6-year-old looks over at me and declares that she can "see my underwear" :scared1:.
My skirt had become completely transparent and I just wanted to duck out and hide from everyone, but I needed to get my change of clothes from my hubby. It was really mortifying!

[marc1477]

:lmao:

[micknpluto]

awesome...lol:lmao:

[viking042900]

My wife, kids and I were on the Living With the Land ride and we got to the section where you are going through the working greenhouse. We were at the part where they are growing fruits and vegetables in suspended in the air and I had just noticed the pumpkins that were hanging from their vines when my wife exclaims "Look at those tomatoes! They're huge!." So I'm looking for these huge tomatoes. Finally she points them out to me and she's pointing at the pumpkins. There was even a sign right in front of them that said "Pumpkins." I took my camera out as fast as I could to get a picture of her tomatoes. The people in the boat behind us had a good laugh at her expense as well.

We were also at Tappan Edo celebrating her birthday (on the day of her birthday) and she asks me what the date is. Our tablemates had fun with that one.

[Thumper & Bambi]

:crazy2:This one happened on our honeymoon. While in the MK, my new wife's button litteraly flew off of her pants. The zipper also would not stay up. She was having to hold her pants up with both hands. We really did not want to spend hours going back to the room and changing, and she really could not continue to ride any of the rides. So what to do...we ran to the first aid station behind the crystal palace. I ran up to the nurse at the front window and announced to her in a loud voice that we had an emergency. This obivously got everyone's attention. When she asked, along with several other emt's running over, what was the problem, I explained about the button. She calmly opened a drawer and gave us a large safety pin, she did not look amused, but said that she had seen this before. We still have the pin.

Our other situation was our own fault. After consuming quite a few of the all you can drink adult beverages at the luau, we got on the moneral after the show and began to ride around the lagoon. I'm not sure how long we were on the monorail, but after (maybe) several hours, the monorail stopped at the MK station, the announcer's speil was just cut off and the lights were turned off. We firgure that at that late hour they assumed no one was on board. We staggered out of the train unnoticed and walked down the ramps to the empty gates of the MK. We were there all by ourselves... no one not even CM's around to ask what to do or where to go. I think is was now after 2 am. It was kinda weird to be at this place where there is usually thousands of people. Now all quiet. After standing there for about 15 minutes wondering how in the world we were going to get back to our room on the other side of DW a bus pulled up with no destination sign. The driver was about as surprised to see us as we were to see him. When he realized that we were stranded and in our condition, he literally drove us back to our room...not to the bus stop but to our room, pulled up to the door and made sure we got into the room. We felt sooo bad because he told us that he had already finished his runs and was suposed to be going home, not dealing with 2 drunk homeymooners at 2am.

[Stephanator]

THE story that we always talk about from our trip last year happened on Dumbo at MK. There are 4 adults in our group. 2 guys, 2 girls, all in our 30's. Me, being the crafty one, had made each of us a rainbow colored tie-dyed Mickey shirt to wear for our day at MK. The guys (my husband and his buddy) are kinda reluctant at the idea of wearing something so colorful, but decide to go with the flow and wear the shirts. We get to Dumbo and we split up as guys and girls. Us girls take the pink Dumbo, of course. The guys grab the purple on in front of us. I can see the two of them in their rainbow colored shirts taking a picture of themselves with the camera with their arms around each other. Us girls look over just in time to see people on the outside of ride giving that "Awwww....aren't they cute?" look to the guys. :lovestruc

Yup, they were officially a couple. I don't think they rode anything else by themselves the rest of the day.

[CLR4321]

Thank you for telling us because I thought I lost my mind! I knew I posted in a new thread last night. :confused: This morning it was in a much longer thread. I feel better now.

I was thinking the same thing! :rotfl2: Now I can just subscribe to this one though. :rotfl:

While I am here, I may as well tell another funny story, well it was ALMOST a major embarrassment. When I go on thrill rides, I lean forward and put my arms straight up and lift my feet for maximum air time, being the adrenaline junkie I am. On ToT, the ride began to drop with me in my airtime position, and I just about lost my shirt. Luckily it just went up a bit, as I realized pretty quick I was about to have a major issue, and forfeited my airtime pose in order to save my top. I adjusted myself and opted to lean back against the seat for the remainder of the ride and the other 3 times I rode it that day.
The moral of the story being, don't wear loose fitting tank tops on ToT!

[jenjersnap]

I was thinking the same thing! :rotfl2: Now I can just subscribe to this one though. :rotfl:

Yes, but I am afraid I might have told my story twice now in this thread which is in itself embarrassing. :laughing:

[lovemyzoe]

WOW...I can't believe I just read through this entire thread...:rotfl:...hilarious!

I have one Disney moment and one non-Disney...the non-Disney goes along with all these other stories of ladies mistaking random people for their husbands. Back in the time of the dinosaurs, I was 16 (ok really only eleven years ago but the college freshmen I supervise think I'm SOOO OOOLD) and my now-DH and I were in a long-distance relationship living 2.5 hrs apart from each other. My family didn't have a computer at home yet, so we burned up phone cards like crazy calling each other every night. One night, I called his house and after he picked up and said "Hello," I said, "Hi, sexy!"

To which the voice on the other end of the phone says, "Uh...I think you probably want to talk to David." OMG, IT WAS HIS DAD! I was mortified.

To be fair, they have really similar voices and I'd only met his parents like once before then. I'm still not sure if I'd be able to tell their voices apart on the phone today...thank goodness for caller ID! :laughing:



Now the Disney story happened on the trip we just got back from last week. It was our 2nd-ever trip to WDW, so a lot of attractions were still brand-new to us. One of these was Carousel of Progress.

We were at the 1920's part of the show, where the dad has lights and plugs jury-rigged all over the room. When it got to the line, "Oh, no, I've blown the whole neighborhood again!"...don't ask me why, but it struck me in the completely wrong/dirty way, and I started laughing. Loudly. I think I might have even snorted. Of course, I am the only one, so now people are looking at me more than the stage, so I am getting super-embarrassed...and yet I couldn't stop laughing! I felt like a total perv freakshow.

[darby01_2007]

A pp talked about her shorts being around her ankles, well today while at work these two teenage girls were goofing around with eachother and low and behold one of them had both her shorts and panties around her ankles. She just pulled them up and went along like nothing happened!

[darby01_2007]

*bump*

[rosiep]

We were at the 1920's part of the show, where the dad has lights and plugs jury-rigged all over the room. When it got to the line, "Oh, no, I've blown the whole neighborhood again!"...don't ask me why, but it struck me in the completely wrong/dirty way, and I started laughing. Loudly. I think I might have even snorted. Of course, I am the only one, so now people are looking at me more than the stage, so I am getting super-embarrassed...and yet I couldn't stop laughing! I felt like a total perv freakshow.

That's something I would do too! :lmao:

[penguintux]

I have now officially read all 52 pages of this thread :]

[CLR4321]

Now the Disney story happened on the trip we just got back from last week. It was our 2nd-ever trip to WDW, so a lot of attractions were still brand-new to us. One of these was Carousel of Progress.

We were at the 1920's part of the show, where the dad has lights and plugs jury-rigged all over the room. When it got to the line, "Oh, no, I've blown the whole neighborhood again!"...don't ask me why, but it struck me in the completely wrong/dirty way, and I started laughing. Loudly. I think I might have even snorted. Of course, I am the only one, so now people are looking at me more than the stage, so I am getting super-embarrassed...and yet I couldn't stop laughing! I felt like a total perv freakshow.

Glad to know that I am not the only one. I managed to hold my laughter in, and now I just know to prepare myself to hold back the laughing. :rotfl2:

[darby01_2007]

Glad to know that I am not the only one. I managed to hold my laughter in, and now I just know to prepare myself to hold back the laughing. :rotfl2:
That's too funny!!!

[Believing is Seeing.]

Okay, I've got one. So last November I was in Epcot in World Showcase walking around with my girlfriends, we stopped in the perfume boutique in the UK pavillion and were kidding around about the David Beckham cologne that smelled absolutely wonderful! So I spritz some on a piece of paper and we walked out of the store.. With it in my hand I was smelling away walking over the bridge towards the France pavillion and a huge crowd was behind me.. Well still holding onto the Beckham paper a bee decided he liked the smell more than I did, so I tried to dodge him..

With the crowd still behind as I'm dodging this bee, I lost my balance and fell in front of a bunch of people on my butt and elbows in a sort of gymnast move of a backbend, haha. I had a pair of aviators (knock-off throw aways, thank god) in my back pocket and scratched them up so terribly I couldnt even see out of them. So I immediately threw them away and realized I had scrapes on both of my elbows.. I put hand sanitizer on them, which burned like heck to clean them but in the end I turned out okay. Haha.

Okay so some of the posts in here are funnier than mine but the moral of the story is, leave the Beckham cologne alone and always take throw away sunglasses to WDW. Haha. :)

[cassmat]

Thanks...

[lotzasunshine]

Subscribing :)

[Nadya]

these threads are hillarious, I've read it all.... :happytv::happytv::happytv:


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[Believing is Seeing.]

Thanks... Lol, no problem.

[Piglet Pal]

mine was exactly a year ago - independance day! we were in epcot and waiting in line for test track (we were still in the outside part luckily). Anyway, i needed the toilet so trotted off to find the nearest loo. once i had done i realised the zip on my shorts was stuck and i could not get them zipped up. took them off (so standing in my underwear!) trying to budge the zip with my teeth. suddenly someone pushed my door open (bear in mind i'm standing in my undies) and it literally bounced off my forehead. quickly put my shorts back on and left the cubicle. washed my hands and was heading out the toilet when i slipped ona uddle of water and fell. face was still scarlet when i got back in line for tt!

[lotzasunshine]

Well, mine was more of a sad embarrassing moment for me. I was at DL on a high school choir trip and had opted to hang out with 4 guys that I knew. The girls had been having all sorts of drama, and I wanted to have fun, so who better to hang out with than guys? Anyway, the sandals I had been wearing were starting to give me blisters, so I took them off and was going barefoot. Gross now that I think about it. We had just ridden PotC and decided to try and get on Indy but were running out of time. So we decide to run there. Well, about 3 seconds after we started running,me carrying my sandals, I run up a few steps and faceplant. My shoes went flying through the air and hit a lady and her kid. I jumped up, hoping that no one noticed but of course they did, and I said I was fine, but lived with bruised hands and knees the rest of the trip. I still had a great time, just embarrassed.

[pampam]

Bump

[eggordy]

:rotfl::laughing::rotfl2:

[holz99]

This first one was embarrassing for my brother rather than myself. My brother, SIL, their two girls, my SILs mother, and myself were all walking along in EPCOT when we spotted a lizard scurrying across the path. We decided to mess with it (block its path, run it towards each other, etc.) and watch it. Thinking back, I'm sure the poor thing was terrified. Well we ran it toward my brother and up his pants it went. It ran around in there for a minute as he shucks his shoes and does his best to shake it out. It finally ran out and I'm sure even more terrified, ran into the bushes. We laughed so hard and continue to laugh to this day. Too bad we didn't have a video camera to capture the action.

The other moment was during the same trip at Whispering Canyon Cafe. We were all given coloring sheets to color and told by the CM to color. So of course kids and adults all pick up a sheet and crayons and begin to color. I am coloring away when I discover that we don't have a green crayon and I need one. I proceed to ask the CM for one. She yells to the rest of the restaurant that "this princess here needs a green crayon" and proceeds to tell them to bring their green crayons to my table if they have one. So here come all these kids bringing me their green crayons. If that wasn't enough, I was coloring and stated to myself and my family that I sure wish I had a pink crayon but that I wouldn't dare ask for it. So when the CM comes back my niece tells her that I need a pink crayon. The CM goes to a cabinet and brings out a giant paper bag FULL of crayons and she tells me that if I can't find it in there, then they don't have it. After we finish our meal, The CM comes to me and tells me she needs me to do her a favor. Fearing further embarrassment, I say "OK". I was embarrassed even more when she made me lead the stickhorse parade around the restaurant. I had all of the kids following me. I was so embarrassed but in the spirit of being in WDW, I just laughed and led the best stickhorse parade ever

[Disneyafternoonfan]

Lol some of these I couldn't stop laughting I don't have any embrassing moments luckly but I do like reading about them. Some of them reminde me of the stories in the Mouse tale books

[cheap traveler]

This thread has almost gotten me fired - two days in a row. This is me :happytv:
:rotfl:
:lmao:

I have had to read many stories out loud to the people who come in and see me laughing like this. I have been running through my past 5 trips and can't come up with anything better, so here goes.

Keep in mind, I was 16 when this happened, so that makes it a lot more embarassing.

This was my second trip, and I was with my Aunt, Uncle, and cousin who was nearly 3. She was potty training and doing pretty well at home. One afternoon me, aunt, and cousin went back to MK in the afternoon to watch the parade. We sat waiting for a while, like always, and we had great curb seats on Main Street. Right across from me, on crowd control, was a young good-looking CM. Of course, I was 16, so I had my eye on him a bit.
The parade finally gets coming down main street, so I put my cousin on my shoulders to see better. The floats had not even made it to us yet, and what do I feel? That wonderful warm, wet stream right down my back. I took my cousin down from my shoulders, and my aunt got out a few baby wipes to clean me up.
Of course I happen to glance across the street during the clean-up, and see hottie pointing and laughing with the other CM standing there. Talk about a bright red face.
Luckily, we had to leave main street and head to a bathroom, so I got a quick exit.

[Candy30]

:lmao::rotfl::rotfl2: Is all I have been doing. I am subbing to this thread.

We were at ASMu resort and had gotten a banana split to share. 4 of us. While waiting I ask my son (8 then) and daughter (4), wonder why they call them banana splits?..just to make conversation. My son wanted to carry it to the table and OF COURSE I say no I will. While walking to toward "our" table, I turn back to my husband to get napkins and I trip over one of my daughters shoes. While trying to keep the ice cream from falling, I practically trip/run the whole way down the isle and slide into a half split (yes that hurt). After all the are you ok and snickering from my family. My son comes up and says "Mommy! Maybe that's why they call it Banana split!!!"

[donaldtutter]

:lmao::rotfl::lmao::rotfl:

[pkondz]

...so I put my niece on my shoulders to see better. The floats had not even made it to us yet, and what do I feel? That wonderful warm, wet stream right down my back...

O...M...G... :lmao:

[DisneyDrew24]

This is a cool thread and I have a story of my own. So here it goes.

We were in the magic kingdom with my mom, dad, brother and nana. and I had been saying that I was going to get the new edition of the Hidden Mickey guide.

So we went into the main street emporium, me my Mom and Nana (My Dad and brother waited outside watching a band.) anyway I found the book and spotted my Nana. I then put the book up in her face and sang "Du de du du da daaaaaaah. she turns to me and IT'S NOT MY NANA!

I leave and tell my mom and she's laughin'. And we continue to make fun of that moment to this day.

[kupperman]

:lmao::rotfl::rotfl2: Is all I have been doing. I am subbing to this thread.

We were at ASMu resort and had gotten a banana split to share. 4 of us. While waiting I ask my son (8 then) and daughter (4), wonder why they call them banana splits?..just to make conversation. My son wanted to carry it to the table and OF COURSE I say no I will. While walking to toward "our" table, I turn back to my husband to get napkins and I trip over one of my daughters shoes. While trying to keep the ice cream from falling, I practically trip/run the whole way down the isle and slide into a half split (yes that hurt). After all the are you ok and snickering from my family. My son comes up and says "Mommy! Maybe that's why they call it Banana split!!!"

That made me laugh outloud!! :rotfl::lmao::rotfl2: Sorry you got hurt doing the split tho.

[pkondz]

Bumpity bump

[sydsdad]

Bump :woohoo:


Too many laughs to let this one go :lmao:

[tatertot107]

My most embrassing moment was at HS. We were walking to the Backlot Tour and the cast members were picking volunteers for the pre-show with the ship and stuff. Well my friend and I were not paying attention and my mother and gma were asked to be the last 2 volunteers but they refused. Instead, they volunteered my friend and I...we kept telling the cast members that we were not 16 (very close though) so we could get out of it but they were running out of time and did not have time to find other people. So we had to do it...we were with the 2 other volunteers (who were actually cast members off duty lol). The cast members asked who was the shyest (spelling?) out of the group so I raised my hand and of course I had to be the one who sits and has that I dont know how many pounds of water dumped on them...very embrassing. And worst of all my family took pics....which I have somewhere just not sure where ;)

[bxrluv]

WOW...I can't believe I just read through this entire thread...:rotfl:...hilarious


Now the Disney story happened on the trip we just got back from last week. It was our 2nd-ever trip to WDW, so a lot of attractions were still brand-new to us. One of these was Carousel of Progress.

We were at the 1920's part of the show, where the dad has lights and plugs jury-rigged all over the room. When it got to the line, "Oh, no, I've blown the whole neighborhood again!"...don't ask me why, but it struck me in the completely wrong/dirty way, and I started laughing. Loudly. I think I might have even snorted. Of course, I am the only one, so now people are looking at me more than the stage, so I am getting super-embarrassed...and yet I couldn't stop laughing! I felt like a total perv freakshow.

:blush: Thanks a lot! That's all I'm going to be thinking of now when we go. This is a mommy daughter trip with my 12 year old. We love CoP Hopefully it will go over her head when I can't hold it in :laughing:

[micknpluto]

This is too funny! I hope more people post.. I need more laughs these days!:goodvibes

[wehavesix]

My most embarrassing moment was when my son had a sudden panic attack after we were already in the car on Expedition Everist. He had not said a word about not wanting to ride until the moment when he started screaming. :scared1: The cm came over and asked him if he wanted off to which he SCREAMED "Let me out!" They released the safety bar and we quickly exited. To this day, he can't say what triggered his panic. He had ridden before so knew what was coming. We were both really upset and embarrassed by this event. Thankfully, we both managed to get over it and have a fun day for the rest of the day.

[disneynutsss]

My most embarrassing moment was when my son had a sudden panic attack after we were already in the car on Expedition Everist. He had not said a word about not wanting to ride until the moment when he started screaming. :scared1: The cm came over and asked him if he wanted off to which he SCREAMED "Let me out!" They released the safety bar and we quickly exited. To this day, he can't say what triggered his panic. He had ridden before so knew what was coming. We were both really upset and embarrassed by this event. Thankfully, we both managed to get over it and have a fun day for the rest of the day.

thats the thing about panic attacks, come out of nowhere for seemingly no reason!

[wehavesix]

thats the thing about panic attacks, come out of nowhere for seemingly no reason!

Yeah, so I'm told. We leave for our next trip in 25 days. I'm not sure if he will try again. Heck, I don't know if I will even LET him try again. At least not this time.

[ashleighbass06]

Mine's a little different from everyone else's...I was 10 and mouthing off and my mom spanked me in front of Imagination and everyone around just to prove that she still could.

[justgeorgi]

My most embarassing moment happened at Typhoon Lagoon in 2005. Here's a copy from my blog about it:

I recently returned from a well deserved vacation. On my last day, we decided to go to a water park. I had never been to one before and I looked forward to the adreniline rush and refreshment of large pools of water.

Like most everything else in my life, I decided that I would just jump right in. I headed right to the big slide. They called it "Humunga Cowabunga" and I was certain I would soon know why.

As we headed toward the top, we passed the large crowd of people who waited at the bottom for their children or spouses. I assumed it was a sort of huddle of shame. The only reason to wait at the bottom was because you were too pansy to go down the slide. I'm fairly certain that it gave me a marginal ego boost to pass them as I headed for the stairs.

At the top of the slide, I took note of everything I should do. First, you sit in the slide, second you wait for the light to turn green and you cross your ankles while pulling yourself from the flat top down the slide which then promptly dropped about three stories, resulting in a 60mph plummet to the bottom.

The sliders before me screamed like they were taking a beating while they slid to the bottom.

As I started my slide, ankles crossed, I refused to scream. Instead I closed my eyes and thought "Dear God, what about this is supposed to be fun? It hurts like hell and at some point I'll have to come to a stop.. I forsee that being an excruciating experience."

Right about then my legs accidently uncrossed resulting in a record breaking wedgie. As I got to the bottom, I vowed to never do it again. I stood up and was so busy pulling my swimsuit out of my bum, I failed to notice that my top fell down.

The large crowd at the bottom didn't.

I'm dying...I think I just peed my pants!:laundy:

[lorraine31]

Luckily not my most embarassing moment, but my sisters.

After a miserable day of having loads of blisters on her feet, my sis went to the toilet, while I hovered around test track. So she was in the loo and had her shorts down, when someone barged the toilet door open, hitting her in the head and leaving her standing in nothing but her underwear. After slamming the door shut, the button on her shorts then popped open, so she had to walk around for the rest of the day with her shorts open. On leaving the toilet, she then slipped on the floor.

After what felt like forever of waiting at test track, she then stormed over with a face like thunder. When she told me what happened, I spent the rest of the day laughing. Talk about a bad day. I still laugh about it now.

[jiminyfan]

we thought they would love the Wilderness Lodge and they did. but, on the first night there my mom smelled smoke and started freaking out running down the hall yelling fire, fire!!!! A Cast member heard her and ran into her room and out to the balcony where my mom smelled the smoke and could see it.

After a quick look, the CM told her to calm down and relax as it was just from the chimney for the fireplace. She was really embarrassed, but not as much as my dad who was standing there in his underwear when the female CM came into the room with my mom to investigate her fire. :sad2:

[dd50]

Those are both so funny.

[justgeorgi]

hahahaha I don't even remember! I'm sure that if they did, I would have remembered but I tried to forget it cuz I was so embarassed! I felt so dirty cause there were all these little kids in the store! I was sure there were mothers shielding their little ones' eyes from the disneywifey and her DH buying condoms! :laughing:
Plus it was 2 weeks before Valentines Day so they had all the Valentines paraphenalia (sp?) out and it made me think of Mickey singing a Barry White song or something all seductive but so so wrong! :rotfl: My weird head!!

you do realize all those little ones were the result of their parents NOT buying condoms in the Pop gift shop right?

:rotfl2:

[Pluto,]

my most embarrased moment was at typhoon lagoon about 15 years. when i get out of the water my swimsuit is now see thru.:scared1: than i had to walk a ways to get my towel. than we left that park quickly. to this day when i get a new swimsuit i go wear them in the shower with me to see if they are see thru when they get wet.

[justamy27]

my most embarrased moment was at typhoon lagoon about 15 years. when i get out of the water my swimsuit is now see thru.:scared1: than i had to walk a ways to get my towel. than we left that park quickly. to this day when i get a new swimsuit i go wear them in the shower with me to see if they are see thru when they get wet.

Oh that was you?
Ahh just kidding, last year my kids noticed about a half dozen people having that same issue!

[Boo Bear]

Mine is a Disneyland experience. On my last trip I was staying at the PPH and went through the Grand Californian to California Adventure. I was coming down with the flu and decided to go back to my hotel room for some medicine. Well after you walk out of the GC you turn left and there is a path to take you to the PPH. I guess there were a couple of families following me because I had my lanyard and annual pass hanging from it so it looked like I knew what I was doing. I wasn't paying attention and had walked past the path to my hotel and down into some kind of loading dock area. I turned around to go back to the path and saw three families behind me. I was so embarrassed that I walked through the bushes to make it look like I didn't care that I was embarrassed and I fell and twisted my ankle in the bushes. I had surgery on that ankle twice and if the bone wasn't so calcified from all of that then I am absolutely certain I would've broken it again. It hurt like nobody's business and everyone was so sweet asking if I was ok. I recovered and kept walking without looking behind me like it was no big deal. Through the tears I yelled "yes I am just fine thank you for your concern"... even though it was painful I can laugh about it now. I felt like an idiot!

[Cllong75]

too funny

[FlightlessDuck]

I have two.

Getting tricked into wearing a blue shirt with a pelican on it advertising my MIL's quilting business. I was told all 11 of use would have one. Only 5 of us did. MIL's husband (step-FIL :confused3) didn't even wear one. I hate that shirt.

Hiding in the ice cream store on Main Street while my SIL has a hissy-fit outside. This was our last day in WDW during our vacation (until we snuck a DHS day in the next week).

Both of these were during the same trip.

[DeniseinNS]

Mine was this past Sunday when just as the very crowded bus left Hollywood Studios to head to Pop Century my 4 year old son threw up EVERYWHERE. Everyone around us was gagging and covering their faces while I sat there covered in vomit hoping that we would get there very soon.

[pampam]

I have two.

Getting tricked into wearing a blue shirt with a pelican on it advertising my MIL's quilting business. I was told all 11 of use would have one. Only 5 of us did. MIL's husband (step-FIL :confused3) didn't even wear one. I hate that shirt.

Hiding in the ice cream store on Main Street while my SIL has a hissy-fit outside. This was our last day in WDW during our vacation (until we snuck a DHS day in the next week).

Both of these were during the same trip.

Pictures. We need pictures.:lmao:

[jmskinner]

Mine was this past Sunday when just as the very crowded bus left Hollywood Studios to head to Pop Century my 4 year old son threw up EVERYWHERE. Everyone around us was gagging and covering their faces while I sat there covered in vomit hoping that we would get there very soon.

I feel your pain! My son threw up on the flight back from WDW, one of those things we will never forget. At least you were on your way back to the resort.

[rastahomie]

In 2005 at PoP (first time on-property, BTW), Mrs. Homie and I were spending the afternoon at the pool, drinking adult beverages. We had stocked up at Wal-Mart in Kissimmee, and all we had were glass bottles. We were being good boys and girls and filling plastic cups in our room so we wouldn't anger Mickey by bringing glass to the pool area. After a while I grew tired of this and went to my room a grabbed a bottle of beer and brought the bottle to our table by the pool. Mrs. Homie was about to have a heart attack, but I told her everything would be fine as long as we didn't call attention to ourselves.

Within ten seconds, I had knocked the beer off the table. Beer and glass EVERYWHERE! I had no choice but to find a CM and fess up to what I'd done. Fortunately, she was cool about it, but she made it abundantly clear that there were to be no more bottles at the pool. Mrs. Homie was dying of embarassment :bitelip: . And of course, I felt extremely :guilty: , not to mention the fact that I was a 35-year-old man who had just gotten told off by a girl who couldn't have been a day over 19. :scared1:

[ceasarbarb]

bump:cool1:

[missykim]

We were eating at Tonys in MK when my then 9yo daughter saw Jiminey Cricket outside. We went outside to see him to take a pic. She went running towards him and yelled his name. He spun around and knocked his head into her head so hard that she fell on the ground! Both of us were laughing so hard that she couldn't get off the floor!!:rotfl::rotfl:
When she finally did gain control and got up to take a pic, he moved closer to say he was sorry and stomped on her foot. Needless to say the whole crowd was laughing too! She was very embarrased!

[dd50]

We were eating at Tonys in MK when my then 9yo daughter saw Jiminey Cricket outside. We went outside to see him to take a pic. She went running towards him and yelled his name. He spun around and knocked his head into her head so hard that she fell on the ground! Both of us were laughing so hard that she couldn't get off the floor!!:rotfl::rotfl:
When she finally did gain control and got up to take a pic, he moved closer to say he was sorry and stomped on her foot. Needless to say the whole crowd was laughing too! She was very embarrased!

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[everydaymathchick]

Alright, I've never posted in these before, but I've got a couple from one of our last trips to share. :goodvibes

I was at WDW with my DSis, DBIL, DNeice (5) and DNephew(2). We spent a LOT of time in Fantasy Land that trip. Anyways, at some point my sister and I decided to run off to the bathroom and meet the rest of the group back at the Honeypot ride. Yep you guessed it... one of us (can't recall who) turned back to my DBIL and loudly confirmed, "ok so we're going to go to the restroom and Pooh?!" :rotfl:

The rest of my sister's in-laws were also on that trip. At one point most of the adults (sis, BIL, BIL's brother, his wife, and me) all went to ride the Haunted Mansion. Well, I'm a chicken and that ride still freaks me out, so I was joking around with everyone and rushing towards the (line-less) ride. Well since the line had recently been really long, they had extended the queue by putting those waist height poles in the ground with ropes attached. By the time we were there, the ropes had been taken down, but the poles were still there. In my rush to get to the ride before I lost my nerve, I didn't notice the poles. One second I'm power walking toward the ride, laughing with someone behind me; next second I'm doubled over one of those poles like a cartoon character! I saw it RIGHT before I hit it (as my sister screamed out for me to look out), and I literally folded over it! Completely knocked the wind out of me, and I could hardly walk. Ended up laughing so hard I was crying! I had a beautiful bruise just above my belly button from that.

THEN in the whole lead up/growing room part, when the lights went out my sister, knowing I was fully freaked out, thought it would be funny to grab me in the pitch black knowing I would scream. However, she misjudged where I was standing, and I ended up getting something grabbed on my top half that really shouldn't be grabbed in public (if you get my drift). I about screamed, but I heard her chuckle and knew it was her. The best part was hearing her chuckle cut off and feel her suddenly let go and whisper through major laughter "I'm so sorry!!! I was reaching for your arm! Please tell me that was your arm!" when she realized what she'd grabbed. Lights came back on and we were doubled over with laughter not really wanting to just shout to our group that my sister copped a feel in the middle of the Haunted Mansion! :lmao:

[PrincessTeresa]

How's that old saying go? .....I know! "A bull in a china shop!" :goodvibes

My DH and I know all about this!! In 2007 we were at DTD in the shop that has all the porceiln characters - Well, DH is the Fire Chief of our local Fire Department and he spotted a firefighter Goofy. He goes over to pick one up, and knocks the WHOLE shelf down which then knocks the shelf below it down and so on and so forth.....He tried to pick them up, but the CM that came over said 'Sir, it's okay, just let ME handle it!" DH was so embarrassed!! We still laugh about it - !! LOL

[Orange&BlueMonorail]

I think mine would have to be standing in line for Peter Pan roughly 30 minutes before the nightly showing of Wishes (this comes into play in a few minutes). I am holding my 2 year old when it all of a sudden gets much warmer. At first I don't think anything of it, it's early October in Florida and I'm carrying a 2 year old, safe to say it's hot. But it was not until it was pointed out that my entire shirt was wet in the front, yes that is right the diaper (or pull-up...can't remember at this point) did not hold. My shirt was entirely soaked.

Now, this is where the time comes into play. Because of the time being so close to Wishes and our location our options were limited. First I attempted to clean myself up and the Pinnochio Village Haus bathrooms, no luck. Second, we tried to get to a gift shop to buy a shirt of some sort that would releave me of my wetness. Again no luck, with most of Fantasyland roped off for Wishes and no clear cut route to Main Street I was stuck wearing my wetness until basically it was completely dry. Joyful, no...an unforgetable experience, yes.

We did finally make it to Main Street and got the shirt (had to stand in the longest line ever to pay), so I do have a perpetual reminder of that day

[momsavealot]

Alright, I've never posted in these before, but I've got a couple from one of our last trips to share. :goodvibes

I was at WDW with my DSis, DBIL, DNeice (5) and DNephew(2). We spent a LOT of time in Fantasy Land that trip. Anyways, at some point my sister and I decided to run off to the bathroom and meet the rest of the group back at the Honeypot ride. Yep you guessed it... one of us (can't recall who) turned back to my DBIL and loudly confirmed, "ok so we're going to go to the restroom and Pooh?!" :rotfl:

The rest of my sister's in-laws were also on that trip. At one point most of the adults (sis, BIL, BIL's brother, his wife, and me) all went to ride the Haunted Mansion. Well, I'm a chicken and that ride still freaks me out, so I was joking around with everyone and rushing towards the (line-less) ride. Well since the line had recently been really long, they had extended the queue by putting those waist height poles in the ground with ropes attached. By the time we were there, the ropes had been taken down, but the poles were still there. In my rush to get to the ride before I lost my nerve, I didn't notice the poles. One second I'm power walking toward the ride, laughing with someone behind me; next second I'm doubled over one of those poles like a cartoon character! I saw it RIGHT before I hit it (as my sister screamed out for me to look out), and I literally folded over it! Completely knocked the wind out of me, and I could hardly walk. Ended up laughing so hard I was crying! I had a beautiful bruise just above my belly button from that.

THEN in the whole lead up/growing room part, when the lights went out my sister, knowing I was fully freaked out, thought it would be funny to grab me in the pitch black knowing I would scream. However, she misjudged where I was standing, and I ended up getting something grabbed on my top half that really shouldn't be grabbed in public (if you get my drift). I about screamed, but I heard her chuckle and knew it was her. The best part was hearing her chuckle cut off and feel her suddenly let go and whisper through major laughter "I'm so sorry!!! I was reaching for your arm! Please tell me that was your arm!" when she realized what she'd grabbed. Lights came back on and we were doubled over with laughter not really wanting to just shout to our group that my sister copped a feel in the middle of the Haunted Mansion! :lmao:

Hysterical!!!:rotfl:

[ValinWV]

During our last trip to Disney I was sitting on the benches with my DD(3) at the ToT where you can purchase your pictures. She had been potty trained for several months before our trip. I suddenly felt a very warm/wet sensation on my lap. She totally soaked me with pea. I was so miserable. My DH and I tried to find someplace that would have shorts or a skirt to fit me. But no luck. I rode back to the hotel on a bus just miserable. I ended up holding DD the whole time as I didn't see any reason for someone else to be wet too.

[melnkl]

...I didn't realize that the waterfall at Epcot was actually a water"up" until a year after I had been there when my friend @MountainMan73 told me that, he was disappointed in me. :confused3

[TinaLala]

My favorite embarrassing moment happend when DD was 5 and a big My Lil Pony fan. We took her to the DTD My Lil Pony area and she found a fun game screen to play while I walked DD2 around. After a few minutes I look over at DD5 and I see this newly formed wet spot under her feet. I rush over and ask her if she just peed her pants, "Yup", she says, "I didn't want to leave my game it was so fun!"

So I grab her and DD2 into a bathroom to can clean her up and send DH off to find a change of clothes. The entire time we're in the single service bathroom, DD2 is looking under the door shouting "Daddy DD5 go pee pee!"

After a few minutes DH comes back with a bag and a very red face. I quickly change DD5 and asked him why his face was so red. "Well," he says, "It's kind of embarrasing asking a CM if they have any little girl panties when you don't have a little girl with you! I got a lot of strange faces.":rotfl2:

DD7 is now old enough to wear the pants purchased at that time and we all laugh about it - DD10 standing at the Lil Pony game peeing her pants while DH looks for panties! CRAZY!

[randyolson]

OMG you guys have me in splits! Just wondering what’s in store for me. Planning my trip very soon.

[pkondz]

...I rush over and ask her if she just peed her pants, "Yup", she says, "I didn't want to leave my game it was so fun!"...

Well that seems quite pragmatic don't you think? :rotfl:

[MyMagicKingdom]

Mine's not quite as good as a lot of these, but here goes...we were staying at the Poly during our trip last year and we took the monorail back to the resort every time until the last day I said I wanted to take the ferry because it seemed so pretty and serene. Also, DH loves water/sailing/boats/all that stuff. I, however, really, really, really hate water, boats, etc. I'm super terrified of it all but I wanted to do it for him, it was our honeymoon after all, and because I decided that I can't let my fear constantly conquer me! So I strode right onto the ferry and we sat in the back. I was so proud of myself for simply getting onto the boat (I'm that scared) and I began telling the people around me how I had just conquered my fear! Huzzah! And then we took off. I can equate my scream to what I imagine someone sounds like when they are thrown alive into a meat grinder. DH was desperately trying to calm me down and the driver of the boat kept asking me if I wanted him to stop. In between screaming I told him to keep going because we were already on it and I didn't want to have to turn around and get off. The other passangers were giving me looks of concern and trying to hold back laughter. One woman actually started to pray for me. That's probably when I realized how ridiculous I was being and started laughing hysterically until I looked down and realized that at the back of the boat we were about 2 inches away from the water and that's when I started flipping out again, insisting I was falling in and saying that this was the stupidest thing I'd ever done. I literally thought I was falling into this abyss. DH kept saying that it was man made and not even that deep but if I'm not in a pool, depth doesn't matter...its all terrifiying. Finally, we were back at The Poly and I proceeded to get off the ferry like nothing at all had happened.

[pampam]

Mine's not quite as good as a lot of these, but here goes...we were staying at the Poly during our trip last year and we took the monorail back to the resort every time until the last day I said I wanted to take the ferry because it seemed so pretty and serene. Also, DH loves water/sailing/boats/all that stuff. I, however, really, really, really hate water, boats, etc. I'm super terrified of it all but I wanted to do it for him, it was our honeymoon after all, and because I decided that I can't let my fear constantly conquer me! So I strode right onto the ferry and we sat in the back. I was so proud of myself for simply getting onto the boat (I'm that scared) and I began telling the people around me how I had just conquered my fear! Huzzah! And then we took off. I can equate my scream to what I imagine someone sounds like when they are thrown alive into a meat grinder. DH was desperately trying to calm me down and the driver of the boat kept asking me if I wanted him to stop. In between screaming I told him to keep going because we were already on it and I didn't want to have to turn around and get off. The other passangers were giving me looks of concern and trying to hold back laughter. One woman actually started to pray for me. That's probably when I realized how ridiculous I was being and started laughing hysterically until I looked down and realized that at the back of the boat we were about 2 inches away from the water and that's when I started flipping out again, insisting I was falling in and saying that this was the stupidest thing I'd ever done. I literally thought I was falling into this abyss. DH kept saying that it was man made and not even that deep but if I'm not in a pool, depth doesn't matter...its all terrifiying. Finally, we were back at The Poly and I proceeded to get off the ferry like nothing at all had happened.

:grouphug:Now I feel bad for you. And your hubby too.

Just a point of interest, DH is quite correct. The Seven Seas lagoon is manmade. They dredged it out to make the ground level for MK. If the ferry should ever sink, Just go up to the upper deck. The life vests are on the boat to comply with the laws of the land, but the upper deck is above the water levels, so you won't even get wet.

[MyMagicKingdom]

:grouphug:Now I feel bad for you. And your hubby too.

Just a point of interest, DH is quite correct. The Seven Seas lagoon is manmade. They dredged it out to make the ground level for MK. If the ferry should ever sink, Just go up to the upper deck. The life vests are on the boat to comply with the laws of the land, but the upper deck is above the water levels, so you won't even get wet.
Hahaha, the thing is, I know its manmade and not even that deep. My fear is so ridiculous though that I can't even tolerate that. I need to go on Oprah or something. DH's favorite picture from our honeymoon is when we first boarded the Disney Wonder (yes, he managed to get me on a cruise ship) and I had to squat down and basically become one with the guardrail to even look into the water. He really enjoys making fun of me. See...
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs119.snc1/4868_523370669451_63000326_31208035_4111066_n.jpg

[FunkyFunBuckets]

Yea so i seem to be a complete magnet for embarrassing moments in life in general but i can think of a few things that really stick out.
WARNING MY POST IS LONG :cool1:


Just a little context for my embarrassing moments : Just my luck that 3-4 days in to my 2008 holiday i get a bad tummy bug:sick: that sends my throwing up after almost every meal. But like a trouper i went along to every sit down meal and tried my hardest to pick through my food. popcorn::

1. Usually my tummy bug had a least allowed me to get back to my room after the meal before starting its attack. However on the night of a relatives non-disney wedding we all sat down to what was supposed to be a lovely meal in Cinderella's royal table.
Didn't even make it as far as dessert, when i shot off to the bathroom at speed:teleport: praying that i didnt throw up over anyone. My sister tagged along to and whilst i was in the bathroom heaving my guts she was trying to convince curious/anxious bystanders that ;

"No there is nothing wrong with the food, she just hasn't been feeling well, honestly it isn't food poisoning!" :thumbsup2

As if that wasn't bad enough when i resurfaced back to the table i had to also explain to the waiter that the food was fine i just hadn't been well before we arrived...

2. Yea so the next day my dad brought me some antacid tablets to take with breakfast to see would they help and yep they did not help at all! I ended up again at the bathroom antacids in hand thinking what could possibly make things worse, yep i dropped the bleepin' antacids in the toilet:headache: ! Ugh I shouldn't be allowed out in public !!!:rolleyes1



3. Oh but the vengeful bug had not yet wreaked all its humiliation on me after resigning myself to a hermit like state in which i stayed in my room whilst the rest off mhy family went shopping off property, I got a phone call to meet up with them for dinner in the mk so the smartie-pants that i am thinks;
:idea:
"You know i dont feel so bad now, maybe my pre-toilet antacids i had taken earlier had done the trick, I could head over tovthe park early and get a few rides in before dinner."

So off i pop to space mountain and then decide i want to see the Monster inc Laugh floor to fill up some time. Unfortunatley it was down but just as i was about to turn and leave a cm opened it up.

So there i am all on my lonesome, waitng patiently for the doors to the inner theatre to open... hmmm curiouser and curiouser since when was their a dense fog in the pre-show and why had i lost the ability to hold my self up....

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yep i passed out ... twice ... first time caught myself on the wall and then TIMBER i hit the floor likea sack of potatoes. So i wake up with worried faces including EMTs, a few cms and a really kind passerby who saw my go down but thought i had tripped.
Ugh why me ??
So whilst trying to reassure the EMT's that having a tummy bug and nothing to eat since breakfast was the cause of my passing out they informed me that since I had no guardian with me and was only 17 at the time i would have to go to hospital if I couldn't get a guardian on the phone:scared1: thankfully I did and the EMT's agreed that i could be transfered back to my room upon my insistence.

So out came the wheel chair being pushed by a man who may well have gone to school with Walt Disney himself :rolleyes1... i'm fairly average size girl but I doubted this man could push tinkerbell :tinker:around in that thing yet they insisted I sit in it and be taken through the queue of people and out into a backstage area where I was bused back to my resort ...

Oh and incase you are wondering my little incident caused the Laugh floor to be shut down again they didn't even get one show one because I was at the very front of the line.

I have never lived it down !!! My lovely sister even told the chatty flight attendant on the way home. 9 hours of "We've got a fainter here !" got old reeeeaaalllll quick.:sad2:



P.S. just remebered one good thing that came out of my "incident" I got some nice Mickey Mouse stickers.:rolleyes::cheer2:

[LockShockBarrel]

I have horrible insomnia (haven't had a night of unmedicated sleep in 7 years to give you an idea)

Backround: I got up Sunday at around noon and spent my day packing and whatnot, and then went to my father's house to "sleep" over since we were taking a 7:35am flight and it'd be easier to leave from his house rather than having our ride pick me up at my house. I was jazzed and knew it would have been a waste of an Ambien to try and sleep that night so I stayed up all night, and ended up dozing for about 20 minutes on the plane. We got in, and settled, tooled around the hotel because it was our first time at POP, and I didn't know how similiar some of the buildings looked. Nighttime rolls around, take my medicine, and try to sleep and nothing happens. It normally takes me about 2 hours to fall asleep even with the meds, so after 4 hours of laying in bed it's now about 4 am and I'm still awake. I figure this is my chance to learn the hotel. I got up and threw on some clothes, and started walking around the grounds, watching some of the crews, ran into a few people who were getting a really early start on the day (presumably for RD) Again may I just state my case that there are a few building that look really similiar, even to the point of the landscaping by the room being the same. At this point it's about 5:30am and I decide I'll head back to the room. I go to my room and put the key in and it doesn't work. I try again, and then opens the door with some blonde lady standing there. My face drops and before she can say anything I say "Ohhhhhh crap this isn't my room" Turns out I had gone to like..9784 when I meant to go to 7784. Luckily she and her family were up so it wasn't a huge deal and when I blathered on about how similar the buildings looked and I could swear this was my room she just nodded and said "I almost did the same thing the first day I was here too, just not at 5 am":rotfl:

[vellamint]

Yea so i seem to be a complete magnet for embarrassing moments in life in general but i can think of a few things that really stick out.
WARNING MY POST IS LONG :cool1:


Just a little context for my embarrassing moments : Just my luck that 3-4 days in to my 2008 holiday i get a bad tummy bug:sick: that sends my throwing up after almost every meal. But like a trouper i went along to every sit down meal and tried my hardest to pick through my food. popcorn::

1. Usually my tummy bug had a least allowed me to get back to my room after the meal before starting its attack. However on the night of a relatives non-disney wedding we all sat down to what was supposed to be a lovely meal in Cinderella's royal table.
Didn't even make it as far as dessert, when i shot off to the bathroom at speed:teleport: praying that i didnt throw up over anyone. My sister tagged along to and whilst i was in the bathroom heaving my guts she was trying to convince curious/anxious bystanders that ;

"No there is nothing wrong with the food, she just hasn't been feeling well, honestly it isn't food poisoning!" :thumbsup2

As if that wasn't bad enough when i resurfaced back to the table i had to also explain to the waiter that the food was fine i just hadn't been well before we arrived...

2. Yea so the next day my dad brought me some antacid tablets to take with breakfast to see would they help and yep they did not help at all! I ended up again at the bathroom antacids in hand thinking what could possibly make things worse, yep i dropped the bleepin' antacids in the toilet:headache: ! Ugh I shouldn't be allowed out in public !!!:rolleyes1



3. Oh but the vengeful bug had not yet wreaked all its humiliation on me after resigning myself to a hermit like state in which i stayed in my room whilst the rest off mhy family went shopping off property, I got a phone call to meet up with them for dinner in the mk so the smartie-pants that i am thinks;
:idea:
"You know i dont feel so bad now, maybe my pre-toilet antacids i had taken earlier had done the trick, I could head over tovthe park early and get a few rides in before dinner."

So off i pop to space mountain and then decide i want to see the Monster inc Laugh floor to fill up some time. Unfortunatley it was down but just as i was about to turn and leave a cm opened it up.

So there i am all on my lonesome, waitng patiently for the doors to the inner theatre to open... hmmm curiouser and curiouser since when was their a dense fog in the pre-show and why had i lost the ability to hold my self up....

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yep i passed out ... twice ... first time caught myself on the wall and then TIMBER i hit the floor likea sack of potatoes. So i wake up with worried faces including EMTs, a few cms and a really kind passerby who saw my go down but thought i had tripped.
Ugh why me ??
So whilst trying to reassure the EMT's that having a tummy bug and nothing to eat since breakfast was the cause of my passing out they informed me that since I had no guardian with me and was only 17 at the time i would have to go to hospital if I couldn't get a guardian on the phone:scared1: thankfully I did and the EMT's agreed that i could be transfered back to my room upon my insistence.

So out came the wheel chair being pushed by a man who may well have gone to school with Walt Disney himself :rolleyes1... i'm fairly average size girl but I doubted this man could push tinkerbell :tinker:around in that thing yet they insisted I sit in it and be taken through the queue of people and out into a backstage area where I was bused back to my resort ...

Oh and incase you are wondering my little incident caused the Laugh floor to be shut down again they didn't even get one show one because I was at the very front of the line.

I have never lived it down !!! My lovely sister even told the chatty flight attendant on the way home. 9 hours of "We've got a fainter here !" got old reeeeaaalllll quick.:sad2:



P.S. just remebered one good thing that came out of my "incident" I got some nice Mickey Mouse stickers.:rolleyes::cheer2:

You sound like such a sweetie. Glad everything turned out well. My feeling (as a mom) is that you never should have left your room for your own well being and the well being of all WDW guests. You could have been seriously injured, you probably infected other people and you caused a ride to shut down. Thank goodness you didnt crack your head open when you fainted.

I hope you are able to come back and enjoy the parks soon.

[cm8]

these stories are hysterical,:rotfl2: thanks for the laugh!

[magiclives]

This was during our last trip in January. We got to DHS early to get FP for TSM. After getting the FP's we went to get a little breakfast at Starring Rolls Cafe. It was a cool morning, so I had two large hot chocolates, two cinnamon buns, a bagel, and two chocolate milks. While in line to pay with my DS6, a mother comes in with her stroller and I notice that the little girl in the stroller had lost her socks and they were on the floor right behind her. So, being a dad I decide I'm going to be nice and pick them up for her. Well, I apparently don't have good enough balance to hold a tray full of food in one hand while bending down to pickup socks with the other. Over went the first hot chocolate, right down the front of my shorts. Ohhhh... went the entire room full of customers as my stomach and other areas burned with scolding chocolate. Then, while trying to stand back up, the other cup went, only this time it hit the floor and splattered all over everything, including some of the people in line. This brought out another Ohhhh from the crowd.

At that point, I decided to cut my losses and go out to find my DW and DS9 so I could hide in a hole while I extinguished my shorts. I set the tray on the counter and walked out to the tables. My mother and sister were two of the others in line, so they were nice enough to purchase some breakfast for us. Of course my sister didn't let me forget it.

The other problem was that it was our transfer day, so all of my clothes were somewhere between POR and BC, which meant I didn't have anything to change into and had to walk around with a huge brown stain on my kaki shorts.

You know, all day I kept running into people that were in there when it all went down….

[momsavealot]

This was during our last trip in January. We got to DHS early to get FP for TSM. After getting the FP's we went to get a little breakfast at Starring Rolls Cafe. It was a cool morning, so I had two large hot chocolates, two cinnamon buns, a bagel, and two chocolate milks. While in line to pay with my DS6, a mother comes in with her stroller and I notice that the little girl in the stroller had lost her socks and they were on the floor right behind her. So, being a dad I decide I'm going to be nice and pick them up for her. Well, I apparently don't have good enough balance to hold a tray full of food in one hand while bending down to pickup socks with the other. Over went the first hot chocolate, right down the front of my shorts. Ohhhh... went the entire room full of customers as my stomach and other areas burned with scolding chocolate. Then, while trying to stand back up, the other cup went, only this time it hit the floor and splattered all over everything, including some of the people in line. This brought out another Ohhhh from the crowd.

At that point, I decided to cut my losses and go out to find my DW and DS9 so I could hide in a hole while I extinguished my shorts. I set the tray on the counter and walked out to the tables. My mother and sister were two of the others in line, so they were nice enough to purchase some breakfast for us. Of course my sister didn't let me forget it.

The other problem was that it was our transfer day, so all of my clothes were somewhere between POR and BC, which meant I didn't have anything to change into and had to walk around with a huge brown stain on my kaki shorts.

You know, all day I kept running into people that were in there when it all went down….

Now, THAT is something I would do!! :rotfl:

[jeff p]

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[POOHsie]

Not my most embarrassing moment personally. I was at Writer's Stop at DHS and ordered a coffee drink. While waiting for it to be made, a rather stout young fellow behind me with a lot of bravado and a booming voice orders SIX espressos to be put into one large cup. He is talking to everyone non-stop and explains that he is with friends, and they all just got to WDW, and he needs his caffeine fix, and this is the way he always orders his coffee, etc., etc., etc. Well, I am still waiting for my drink and the CM rings him up. He gives her his credit card and it is declined. He seems very bewildered and calls up someone on his cell phone. As he is talking on the phone, he makes his way subtly out the door and disappears towards Indiana Jones. It took a few moments for everyone to realize he wasn't coming back.

I just thought to myself: if he just arrived at Disney World, and he doesn't have enough credit on his credit card to buy a $10 drink, and he had no alternate way to pay for his drink, then his trip was already in a lot of trouble! :sad2:

[tinkerbell198530]

Mine was in 98 I was 12 and my 6th grade class went to the magic kigdom and we were riding the people mover and this guy that was with me new Iam scared to death of space moutian any way we were passing by the sign that says space mountan and the guy is like it looks like you are going on the ride after all and I screamed my head off

[hkeller27]

Ok, this is what I have:

We were leaving the MK one afternoon to head back for naps. DD(1) was already sleeping in the stroller, and DD(3) was sitting next to her. DH and I are enjoying a nice stroll right down the middle of Main Street USA, when out from the canopy shade of the stroller, pops DD's middle finger! From behind the stroller, all we saw was this tiny little hand giving Disney the one-finger salut! I promise that she had NO CLUE what she was doing or what it means, she was just playing around and experimenting with her fingers as any 3yo would. DH and I nearly died - our Disney loving family would never do such a thing, especially not down the middle of Main Street! Once we got her hand down (we didn't want to make it a big deal, didn't want her to start to wonder what that finger could mean), we nearly wet our pants laughing with each other. Our leisurely stroll turned into one quick walk out of the park after that :rotfl:

[Queenofspoons]

This may be disgusting

During last years MNSHP I had eatten a turkey leg and drank too much Coca-cola, we were wating for the parade to roll down the street, only for me to get sick to the stomach, and I threw up cola and turkey into a empty cup.

Thankfully this happened before the parade and no one saw it, thank goodness I didnt do it when Alice came up to say hi.

:rolleyes1

[Clare Voince]

Not my most embarrassing moment personally. I was at Writer's Stop at DHS and ordered a coffee drink. While waiting for it to be made, a rather stout young fellow behind me with a lot of bravado and a booming voice orders SIX espressos to be put into one large cup. He is talking to everyone non-stop and explains that he is with friends, and they all just got to WDW, and he needs his caffeine fix, and this is the way he always orders his coffee, etc., etc., etc. Well, I am still waiting for my drink and the CM rings him up. He gives her his credit card and it is declined. He seems very bewildered and calls up someone on his cell phone. As he is talking on the phone, he makes his way subtly out the door and disappears towards Indiana Jones. It took a few moments for everyone to realize he wasn't coming back.

I just thought to myself: if he just arrived at Disney World, and he doesn't have enough credit on his credit card to buy a $10 drink, and he had no alternate way to pay for his drink, then his trip was already in a lot of trouble! :sad2:

I wouldn't assume the card was maxed out. It's not unusual for a bank to consider vacation activity as 'suspicious' activity and put a block on a card. It happened to me once when I was in Austria, and my card was no where near the limit. Luckily for me it happened at an ATM, so I was spared the embarrassment part.

[onnawufei]

I'm still reading through this, but wanted to post mine which doubles as a convenient little bump just in case anyone else has anything to add. ;)

Last year when we went to Animal Kingdom I decided to wear a grey tank top that I'd just bought before we'd left but had never tried on. I had that same tank top in three or four different colors, so I already knew it would fit. It wasn't until my DH and I had gotten several pictures taken on the Photo Pass, and he'd taken a couple of me (one with Chip and Dale) that I realized my shirt was pretty much completely see through. You could see my bright white bra very clearly through the material. Needless to say we didn't get any of those Photo Pass pictures. Though thankfully I was able to photoshop the ones my DH had taken enough that it wasn't so obvious.

[JenC025]

Last trip to Disney we brought my family with us. My mother can't handle long walks so she rented an electric chair. She can not drive and after this I realized she never will :rotfl2: She was running over people left and right. She's quite flakey and ran into her friend caught her jeans on the wheel and kept going dragging poor friend before coming to a stop. We knick named it "The Meat Grinder" She kept beeping that little horn to worn people and we kept telling her to just slow down or go off to an empty area and learn how to properly work the darn thing.

[goofyernmost]

I'm still reading through this, but wanted to post mine which doubles as a convenient little bump just in case anyone else has anything to add. ;)

Last year when we went to Animal Kingdom I decided to wear a grey tank top that I'd just bought before we'd left but had never tried on. I had that same tank top in three or four different colors, so I already knew it would fit. It wasn't until my DH and I had gotten several pictures taken on the Photo Pass, and he'd taken a couple of me (one with Chip and Dale) that I realized my shirt was pretty much completely see through. You could see my bright white bra very clearly through the material. Needless to say we didn't get any of those Photo Pass pictures. Though thankfully I was able to photoshop the ones my DH had taken enough that it wasn't so obvious.

Not wanting to cause problems here, but was there any reason that your DH couldn't have told you about that problem??? Or did he just think you already knew?

[goofyernmost]

Last trip to Disney we brought my family with us. My mother can't handle long walks so she rented an electric chair. She can not drive and after this I realized she never will :rotfl2: She was running over people left and right. She's quite flakey and ran into her friend caught her jeans on the wheel and kept going dragging poor friend before coming to a stop. We knick named it "The Meat Grinder" She kept beeping that little horn to worn people and we kept telling her to just slow down or go off to an empty area and learn how to properly work the darn thing.

I wouldn't be surprised if that post created a little discussion.popcorn::

[kimgg]

OK this is recent so I am almost embarrassed someone who was there will read this and know it was "me." :rotfl:

Last week on our first visit we went on the Peter Pan ride. We had been riding w/ our sons - dad w/ one son and me w/ the other on every other ride, since most had been "big" rides (SM, TOT, etc.). Anyway, my sons asked to ride together and since I thought of this like a "baby" ride I said fine. We were in the ship behind my sons. All was going well and I was spellbound by the beginning of the ride and even felt it was a little romantic to be riding w/ my husband for once. Then I saw my older son leaning over to look at the things below us from his ship in front of us, which made me nervous. Even though it is not as high as it appears due to the scale of the props, it is still a ways up there. I said without thinking out loud, I wonder if this bar locks, and lifted it up to check (to assure myself my sons were safe and could not fall out, even though I doubt very strongly they would ever try it). Well, those of you more experienced probably know what happens when you do that - :scared1: - the whole ride came to a jerky stop! I realized instantly this was my fault! They played the recorded, "Please stay seated, . . . etc. etc." and soon we were moving again. I was SO embarrassed :headache: and covered my face, making it even more obvious it was me (I immediately realized I should have just played it off, like "what happened?") of course not many others were near enough to even be able to see me the way the ride curves around, but needless to say, the magic was broken :laughing: ! I was so scared I would be confronted when I got off (me, a middle aged old lady) about why I was trying to "climb out" in the midde of the ride! Thankfully, no one said anything, I wonder if that happens to other people??

It seems like I have read about this happening before to someone but no idea if I am just imagining that to make myself feel better.

Oh well, it was a funny story. :rolleyes1

[Mickey1Fan]

A few years ago my Mom and I went to WDW and were headed to one of the parks. We were not sitting together on the bus and when it stops at Blizzard Beach, I look to my Mom's seat to see if we could sit together after the stop and she is gone. I go to the front of the bus to ask the driver not to go and there stands Mom wondering why I'm not off the bus. Every day afterwords we would just start giggling every time we passed Blizzard Beach.

Thanks for sharing everyone. I should be going to bed but these stories are just so funny.

[Hauntedmansion13]

Mine was when an older lady picked my little sister when no one would carry her

[onnawufei]

Not wanting to cause problems here, but was there any reason that your DH couldn't have told you about that problem??? Or did he just think you already knew?That is a very good question that I asked myself after looking at my pictures. He apparently thought I already knew. So now that that's cleared up, hopefully this year the pictures will be a little less... revealing.

[MareSINY]

Ok confession time...

In April I took my 9 year old niece to DW for a long weekend. One day we went to the pool at WL and swam for a few hours. Eventually I told her we needed to go back to the room, I was cold and had to pee. She finally agreed to leave. By the time we got to our floor I was doing the dance. We got to our door and I'm trying to get the key to work and it's giving me a heck of a time. I finally make it through the door, over to the tile floor and before I can stop I start peeing. My niece turns to me and says, "Dude! You're peeing!" I run into the bathroom and into the shower stall, fully dressed in swim wear. I couldn't stop laughing, I asked her to come take my glasses for me so I could shower. She was afraid to come near me, afraid she'd step in my pee. I showered first with my swim wear on and then stripped out of them and showered off without them on. Laughing the entire time. Needless to say when I got out of the shower I had to clean the mess I made. I still giggle whenever I think of her saying, "Dude you're peeing!" LOL :rotfl2:

Same niece, 5 years earlier... we were in Epcot and the adults were riding Test Track. I stayed back to watch the kids with my dad. All of a sudden she started freaking out that she had to go to the bathroom. So off I go to find a potty. Well, when we get into the stall I realize that she was so upset because she had to do #2, not #1! Back then I had never changed a poopy diaper or anything of the sort, so I was a bit freaked out, as was she. LOL So I did my best to clean her up, but I was not going to put soiled panties back on her. So I threw them in the garbage in the stall and we went back with her going commando. By the time we returned everyone was wondering what took us so long. I was flustered and telling them the story, my sister thought it was hysterical. I told her she was sans panties and laughing she said, "But those are her favorite My Little Pony panties!" So I told her she was welcome to go retrieve them from the third stall of the bathroom but I wasn't doing it. We were near the smoking area and everyone was getting quite the chuckle over this.

Today I am a first rate poop changer. Who ever would have thought? LOL

[SunnyP4Disney]

My story is about my elderly mother (she's 73). We always go to the water parks, it's our favorite part of Disney and just float on Castaway Creek for literally hours while my hubby and son go on all the big rides. My mom and I were riding around CC for about 2 hours when we were supposed to meet the boys for lunch.

We get to a stop and I pop right off my tube. My mom is caught in a death grip via her rear end by the tube. She cannot get out, she is hermetically sealed to this inner tube! I swim over and as she is holding on to the rail I am trying to pop her out of it to no avail. Her little tiny old lady hiney is cemented to this raft! It takes the lifeguard along with two other large men to work in unison to get my mom detached from that tube. And it made the most awkward sound as she was peeled from it. :rotfl:

She had to walk around the park for about an hour with a giant red ring around her thighs, and to this day she still has anxiety when we have to get out of our inner tubes, lol!

[BenA81]

Mine was when an older lady picked my little sister when no one would carry her

huh? need more info on this one, I don't get it.

[BenA81]

I'm not very good at directions. It took me forever to figure out how to get out of space mountain, I kept walking around aimlessly. Some CM gave me a quizzical look when I came his way, the "what the heck are you doing this way?" look. He tried pointing me in the right direction and I finally made my way out. :upsidedow I should just follow others when they get off the ride but I get too easily distracted by my surroundings. :thumbsup2

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This story is embarassing for my sister...
When I was 9 I went to MK with my sister(12) and my grandparents. We finally got to the ride I had wanted to do all day, Haunted Mansion. We make our way into the stretching room and the illusion starts and I'm fascinated and loving it. My sister? not so much. She starts to full out freak out. So my Grandpa takes matters into his own hands and escorts all of us out the exit.* All I remember is being in a bright room with pipes and my Grandpa doing all he can to find the next exit (I guess this is where I get my sense of direction :confused:). We finally make our way out and I'm pretty furious with my sister and I never let her forget it.

Fast forward 18 years later and I finally make it back to MK to ride Haunted Mansion in October 2008. I took a picture of the ride with my cell phone on the way in and messaged it to her with a note: "Finally riding and nobody will prevent me from missing it this time!"

*In hindsight, I often wonder why I didn't just ride with my Grandma and we could have met my sister and Grandpa at the end of the ride? :confused3

[MidoriTsusuki]

Bump!
Please keep this going!:goodvibes

[JUS915]

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[mickeyfan71]

My most embarrasing moment was in Oct last year. My DD (17 yrs old) and I are leaving Hollywood Studios after a long day. While we were waiting for the bus for the resort a CM was playing trivia games with all of us in line. His question was "Mickey Mouse was hanging out in EPCOT today near Mission Space looking for something. Do you know what he was looking for?"
Well, I decided to lean over and whisper my answer to my DD. She thought I was giving her the correct answer and yells loudly, "Uranus"
I was so embarrased! The CM corrected her quickly! She finally realized what she had said about 5 mins later! :lmao:

[pkondz]

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[DISengineer]

I don't even remember what ride it was. It was one of those where you ride a mat down and race with your partner. My wife forgot she had her glasses on. When she hit bottom at the end of the ride she lost them. Amazingly after I got off my mat I made out the image of them at the bottom. I went back to get them but Disney lifeguards were on the job. They stopped the ride and started looking too. I got to close to the water coming down and almost got knocked down by it. It's surprising how much force it has. It took about 10 minutes but we saw the glasses again and a guard retrieved them. I'm sure there were mad guests at the top waiting. Sorry to all of you we made wait.:cool1:

[Jazcat]

ooook. DW and I had a nice romantic dinner at California Grill. It was really good. We had some time to kill before the fireworks, so I decided to make a trip to the bathroom. A long trip, if you know what I mean.

I was in the stall just finishing up when a kid sits in the stall next to me. Ok fine, until the dad leans in and says, "you doing ok buddy?" Yeah dad he's fine. From where I was sitting you couldn't tell I was there from the door. Then his mom leans in and yells, "Are you pooping again! You just went in the room." I'm really hoping she doesn't come in the bathroom at this point.

Oh no, she doesn't come in. Instead, she yells, "Whooo you're worse than your father!" Here's the thing. He wasn't going at all, just me. The dad comes back and yells "Boy you stink!".

He then comes into the bathroom with a few of the male members of their family all laughing and joking that he made the family proud. Half the restaurant had to hear this. They stood in the bathroom cheering and laughing and waited for this kid to come out.

Well I was ready to leave when this whole thing started. I couldn't just get up and leave. I had to sit there the whole time and hope to God they wouldn't notice I was there. Thankfully they all left high-fiving this kid and such. I wash up and walk out.

DW is sitting on the couch staring at me with this mortified look on her face. She is beat red. That family is all standing right there too. I couldn't even look any of them in the eye. I just walked away.

[bluejasmine]

My most embarrasing moment was in Oct last year. My DD (17 yrs old) and I are leaving Hollywood Studios after a long day. While we were waiting for the bus for the resort a CM was playing trivia games with all of us in line. His question was "Mickey Mouse was hanging out in EPCOT today near Mission Space looking for something. Do you know what he was looking for?"
Well, I decided to lean over and whisper my answer to my DD. She thought I was giving her the correct answer and yells loudly, "Uranus"
I was so embarrased! The CM corrected her quickly! She finally realized what she had said about 5 mins later! :lmao:

LOL wow that sounds like something my DH would whispher! TOOO Funny!:laughing:

[pianoronni37]

Oh dear....

This past January, when DH and I were in WDW, we went to Tom Sawyer's Island for the first time.

We were having a great time touring the island, the mines, the bridges, and so forth. Then I happened to notice the mountain top of Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, and as I was trying to get my husband to notice, I fell down 3 or 4 rocky steps.

Not even the worst part - on the way down, I scream "Oh, SH**!" :headache:

As I gather my bearings, I look up and see a few people (families) looking back at me, but because of my outburst, no one asked if I was okay. I had some pretty skinned knees and elbows, but I like to look at it as if that's the way Tom Sawyer woulda wanted it!!

Next time I fall.. I'm going to keep my thoughts to myself. :rolleyes1

[MouseloverJD]

My most embarrassing moment happened a few years ago. I was with my mom and 2 nieces (DN4 and DN10). We were at one of the parks (can't remember which) running to catch the bus back to the hotel. I thought I had seen it pull up to the bus stop and was telling everyone to run. So my oldest niece is running, I'm running behind her and my younger niece and my mom is behind me. DN10 ducks under the poles and (I really should have known better b/c I am not as agile as she is) as I try to follow her I lost my footing and fell down flat onto my face. DN10 looks back and starts yelling, Auntie are you ok, what happened?? and then helps me up off the ground. I was so embarassed, especially since the bus hadn't pulled into our spot but the one next to it. I had to stand there feeling mortified in front of the other people that were in the other bus lanes trying to act like nothing happened.

[bluejasmine]

OMG MOUSELOVERJD sounds like something I would do! LOL I laughed out loud at that one..Poor thing..

Pianoronni37, Ive done the same thing.. Not in WDW but in Walmart.. Families looked at me like I grew horns.. Oops!

[dd50]

My most embarrassing moment happened a few years ago. I was with my mom and 2 nieces (DN4 and DN10). We were at one of the parks (can't remember which) running to catch the bus back to the hotel. I thought I had seen it pull up to the bus stop and was telling everyone to run. So my oldest niece is running, I'm running behind her and my younger niece and my mom is behind me. DN10 ducks under the poles and (I really should have known better b/c I am not as agile as she is) as I try to follow her I lost my footing and fell down flat onto my face. DN10 looks back and starts yelling, Auntie are you ok, what happened?? and then helps me up off the ground. I was so embarassed, especially since the bus hadn't pulled into our spot but the one next to it. I had to stand there feeling mortified in front of the other people that were in the other bus lanes trying to act like nothing happened.

The same thing happened to me last year. Don't know why I tried to go under but I fell on my knee and my family was asking if I was OK and I said "NO, I just fell on my knee". I didn't think much about it until hours later when we were at Epcot and I was sitting on a bench close to a kiosk and I started laughing. The guy was looking at me funny because I was laughing hard and all by myself.

[MouseloverJD]

OMG MOUSELOVERJD sounds like something I would do! LOL I laughed out loud at that one..Poor thing..


The same thing happened to me last year. Don't know why I tried to go under but I fell on my knee and my family was asking if I was OK and I said "NO, I just fell on my knee". I didn't think much about it until hours later when we were at Epcot and I was sitting on a bench close to a kiosk and I started laughing. The guy was looking at me funny because I was laughing hard and all by myself.

Thanks. I had to bribe DN10 not to tell anyone when we got home what had happened.

I have another one. Not me, but my Dsis. In May 2010 while we were at AK my sister took the wrong stroller from the stroller park at the Killamanjaro Safari. She was driving in from GA and had forgotten to bring the double stroller for the kids (Dnep4 and Dniece2). So we picked up a cheap pink stroller from Walmart. I told her to write her name on the stroller, but she said no need. I insisted that we needed some way to differentiate the stroller from others.

So as we were walking thru the lobby at Pop to the bus stop a DVC CM gave the kids some stickers. Dniece2 started putting the stickers on the strollers. I thought, what a good idea. This is how we call tell our strollers from others. I place the stickers all over the handle of the stroller with lots of Minnies- Dniece2 favorite character.

Well after we got off the Safari and Dsis went to get the stroller. She puts Dniece2 inside to sit and I start to push. I look down at the handle and there's only stickers of Pluto and Goofy. I said, "this is the wrong stroller. I told you, you should have written your name on it." Dsis looks at me and says "But its got stickers on it." I said "Not the right stickers." :eek: So we back track to the stroller park. There is no other pink Wlamart strollers with minnie stickers on them. I laughed so hard b/c Dsis had taken a stroller than was much older and not as clean as than the one we had. :laughing:

[TheDisneyGirl]

OMG this is hilarious!

[hollylu1016]

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[disneynutsss]

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[*tinker*bell*]

I've read this whole thread now, it's had me in fits of laughter, with whoever is around me looking at me like I'm ten different kinds of crazy! Let's keep it going!!!

My embarrassing story goes along with all the previous bird ones :scared:

My first trip to WDW was for New Years 06/07 with my best friends family. We were on one of the walking safari trails in AK, and we were standing in one of the bird enclosement thingy's, I think her parents were looking at the park map for some reason... not the best place to stop and do this! Anyways my friend and I are standing there and all of a sudden I felt something on my head, I made and awful face, as I just knew a bird had pooped on my head, and at the same time my friend made the same awful face... yup a different bird had pooped on her head at the exact same time! :eek: We had to ask her mom for some tissue and as both her parents stood there cracking up, we had to clean off each others' head's... so gross!!!
The rest of that trail every time we had to go threw one of those bird places we grabbed one of those cards that tells you about all the birds and such, held it over our head and ran to the other side to wait for her parents... I now refuse to go on those walking safari's!

[jeff p]

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[kbeam]

My younger daughter did (still) have diarrhea of the mouth. Whatever was in her head would come out her mouth...no matter how offensive. We were at one of the QS restaurants in MK. The tables were VERY close together. I saw the woman first (her face looked as if she had cosmetic surgery gone wrong) and PRAYED my daughter wouldn't! Well, she did. With her chin in her hand, she ever so slowly turned her head in the direction of the woman. Without missing a beat (and quite loudly, I must add), my 'precious' 3 year old yells "THAT is the UGLIEST woman I ever saw!" I could have died on the spot.

[pkondz]

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[bluejasmine]

My younger daughter did (still) have diarrhea of the mouth. Whatever was in her head would come out her mouth...no matter how offensive. We were at one of the QS restaurants in MK. The tables were VERY close together. I saw the woman first (her face looked as if she had cosmetic surgery gone wrong) and PRAYED my daughter wouldn't! Well, she did. With her chin in her hand, she ever so slowly turned her head in the direction of the woman. Without missing a beat (and quite loudly, I must add), my 'precious' 3 year old yells "THAT is the UGLIEST woman I ever saw!" I could have died on the spot.

:lmao: Oh sorry I shouldnt laugh b/c I would want to sink into the floor but oh my!!!:rotfl2:

[dntd]

Last time we went my dd had just finished doing BBB and the castle, she was tired so she fell asleep in her stroller. Her dress was too puffy for me to use the seatbelt but i figured she would be fine, she wasn't! We hit a bump and she fell flat on her face in the middle of main street. Getting help for a kid with a bump and bleeding proved to be super hard, no one seemed to care like it was a normal thing for kids to get hurt and I was so embarassed. Her pictures for the week were messed up;) Next time, no puffy dresses for us.

[bellelab]

A few years ago DH and I were about to get in line for POTC when DD, age 3 at the time, says she has to go potty. She had just gone literally 10 minutes before and there was no wait for the ride. I told her she could hold it for a few minutes. Well, that was a BAD ride to tell her to hold it on considering the water gushing all around her! DH was holding her on his lap when about halfway through the ride he goes, "Oh no." He lifts her up and his whole lap is covered in pee! When we got off the ride I started laughing hysterically. He did not think it was so funny! It was all over the front of shorts and it looked like he was the one who had peed. He was so embarassed. He had to walk clear back to the car and back to the hotel to change and he said he got lots of chuckles and looks. Luckily, I had brought a change of clothes for DD because I knew accidents can happen! I just didn't think it would happen on poor DH!:laughing: We still tease her whenever we go on that ride that she peed on her poor dad.

[louey]

I think it was when we were there in 2000 and I cannot remember which park we were leaving but I wanna say Animal Kingdom. We went to where the buses pick you up and for some reason there was only one young couple waiting :confused3 usually there is more people waiting? So my husband decides to jump up and sit ontop of one of the rails used to corral people in line. Well he lost his balance and swung down hanging on and is now upside down like a bat. He was so embarrassed but I couldn't stop laughing :rotfl: at least he didn't get hurt goober :lmao:

[skiwindham]

Gotta say this is one funny thread! Keep em coming!

[jedijohn]

I'll share my DW's most embarrassing moment...

We were at DTD eating at Cookes of Dublin (which by the way was very good). My DW had our DS, who was 9 months old at the time, strapped on her tummy in a Bjorn. While we were eating DS had a little toot and we thought it was funny and continued eating. We start walking out the door and my wife realizes that DS had a diaper explosion! Not only was there crap all over DS, but also over the carrier and DW. The only choice we had was to walk through DTD with people giving my wife funny looks to get back to our car, where we had lots of wipes, paper towels, and trash bags. While we were carefully cleaning up, someone decided to wait for our parking spot; after 10-15 minutes of waiting they finally realized we weren't leaving yet. My wife told me later that she was so glad that we'd never see any of those people ever again. This was also one situation where we were very glad we drove instead of taking the bus.

[mickeygirl14]

I found this thread yesterday morning and got hooked! Read all 59 pages today! :surfweb: Such funny stories! Thanks all for sharing - we're headed to the world in September, and with 2 kids, I'm sure I'll have a story or two to share. :goodvibes

[sparks19]

This is a most embarrassing story for my brother

We were at wdw in 1999 with all my siblings and our dad. My brother is 11 years older than i am so not like he is a kid lol

Anyway we were at blizzard beach and we were all riding the team boatride thing. At the end of the slide there is a section where the water boils backto slow the boat. Well my brother decided to be a smarty and push down the side of the boat so all the water would rush in and soak us. Only he didnt think it through lol. We hit that spot and he leaned on the wLl of the boat not expecting it to just stop dead in its tracks.

My brother went toppling right out of the boat and we all laughed so hard we almost died

[Fata turchina]

I just finished all 59 pages as well. What a great way to procrastinate work!

For my first story, our first trip to WDW in December 1992 as a family (mom, dad, older brother, me, sister not born but theoretically there since she was born in may of 1993) and we were so happy to be there. My brother was a huge Mickey fan.(side note: I remember arguing who lived in the castle that was shown before every movie, he thought is was Mickey's castle and I thought it was Cinderella's. Then little sister comes along and informs us it is actually most like Sleeping Beauty's castle!) so we get to so Mickey Mouse! I don't remember this (I was 2 year old) but my dad says he has it on tape (saving it to show to at my brother's wedding someday probably), my brother runs up to Mickey Mouse and instead of hugging him or even giving him a high five, Mickey looks at my brother as he is about three feet away and my brother pulls down his pants! He wanted to Mickey Mouse his underwear which had Mickey Mouse on them. My brother is now 21, haha, so this is always a great way to come back at him when he accuses my sister or me of being too obsessed with Disney, we always respond with "hey, at least we never dropped our drawers for Mickey!"

During our most recent trip, we did two character meals. We never did any when we were little (probably because my parents were terrified of my brother taking off his pants at the table) so we reserved two since we had the Disney dining plan. At the Garden Grill, Pluto came up and we posed for a picture but my mother had difficulty with the camera. My sister and I tell her it is probably because she put it in the gravy earlier in dinner. Poor Pluto, I thought that dog was going to start rolling on the floor with laughter.

A couple days later, we're eating at 1900 Park Faire. After getting a picture with Anastasia, mom goes to set down the camera and her glass of wine shatters! She maintains that the little kid in the chair behind her bumped her and then she shook the table or something :sad2: but I felt awful, some wine got on the lady sitting behind me, on the chairs, and it was so terrible. Anastasia on the other hand, starts screaming for Cinderella to come clean this mess! If I wasn't mortified enough, everybody starts staring! Prince Charming was nearby and said something to the effect of "Don't make my wife clean." What made this whole incident even worse, was that earlier during the meal, I recognized a kid from my sister's school and he came over to say hi later!

My mom can act like a giant toddler sometimes, and will run off in anger. Usually we find her on a bench or something, or we call each other and communicate, but we were at EPCOT and she huffed off again, so my sister and I decide to go to Poly for some dolewhips. She called my sister on the monorail and then was furious/wanted to join us. Too bad the Poly's dolewhips were only vanilla or pineapple and my mother is very allergic to pineapple! It was like WDW was punishing he for running off and only allowed her to have vanilla dolewhip (okay, maybe that isn't a very bad punishment.)

[Readhed]

ok, so it's taken me three nights to read all of these, trying to keep the laughter down so as not to wake anyone up!:rotfl2:

Some background: Took my DGD to WDW for her 8th Birthday. Before the trip I had bought her some Crocs to wear while we were there. We had spent the day at AK and her feet were sore and tired and as we were walking up to the bus she started complaining LOUDLY and walking funny saying "My crotch is hurting, my crotch is hurting me" and of course I say What?!?? and she points to her feet and says my crotch is hurting me. I quickly tell her that those are CROCS. Of course several people around start to chuckle.

Every night (usually around mid-night) we would come back to our room at ASMo and my DGD would realize that she didn't get to swim in the pool because mean ol' Grandma had taken her to a Disney park all day and we had a great time, but she didn't get to SWIM! so she'd stomp past the pool telling me LOUDLY each night how mean I was to her:rotfl:

[lovealatte]

A few summers ago I was in Epcot with my friend and her family and had just gotten a coke (in a bottle). Anyways we were just walking and while I happened to be taking a sip, I stepped on metal grating, lost my balance, and all I could say was "nooo not my coke!!!!" luckily none spilled out and I regained my footing.. not so gracefully though :goodvibes

[tsme]

This isn't my most embarrassing moment it is my DH. We were at TL in the wave pool.I was standing a little in front of DH. DH thought it'd be so funny to dive with each wave & ride it into me grabbing my bottom. ON about the 4th wave something went wrong. The wave pushed him over & when he surfaced after grabbing "me". He realized that he had just grabbed the bottom of an older woman. :scared1: He quickly bounced back closer to me & stopping his game. :rotfl2: I still laugh at him about this.

[ArcticCat]

love the stories

[Chrisvee]

Last year I stayed at the Yacht Club. I spent the afternoon at SAB and I guess I was a bit sun dazed. I went into what I thought was the ladies room. When I left the stall, I realized suddenly that there were urinals -- and someone was using one of them!

I must confess that I fled without even washing my hands and then hid in the ladies room for a while until I was sure he had left. For the remainder of the trip, I was sure everyone knew.

He sure had a good story to tell to his friends and family!

[Jedana]

Scene: DL, at the Mexican restaurant by the fountain
Players: DH (in the restroom), myself, DD (12) and DS (22 months); "large chested" woman wearing a seethrough white top and white bikini top

Off toddles my DS. He gets to the woman, stops and looks at her and says his first complete sentance..."I like b**bies". :blush:

DD turns 50 shades of red, I'm laughing so hard, and the woman shoots me this dirty look. :confused3 I manage to come out with "You're showing them off, expect the attention." She stormed off, DH shows up and wonders why I'm sitting on the ground, laughing my butt off. I explained it to him and he just about wet his pants! :rotfl2:

[Jedana]

Ah, Dh reminded me of another one.

We're at dinner, some sit down place. DS is about 3, so must have been at a DL hotel. He's been comparing dad to him...
"Daddy has big hands, A*** has little hands."
"Daddy has big feet, A*** has little feet."
Cute, no? :cutie:

DS decides it's restroom time, so the two of them toddle off. Well, on the way back, I hear from behind me, at full volume "Mom! Mom! Daddy has a big p***s and I have a little p***s!). :scared1:

All the people around got a good laugh, and I have never ever seen my husband as red as he was when they got back to the table. :blush:
:rotfl2:

[pkondz]

Last year I stayed at the Yacht Club. I spent the afternoon at SAB and I guess I was a bit sun dazed. I went into what I thought was the ladies room. When I left the stall, I realized suddenly that there were urinals -- and someone was using one of them!

I must confess that I fled without even washing my hands and then hid in the ladies room for a while until I was sure he had left. For the remainder of the trip, I was sure everyone knew.

He sure had a good story to tell to his friends and family!

Hmmm was that last May? Oh, sure! I remember you! I told everyone all about it... Showed 'em your picture too!


Just kidding. :goodvibes

[Chrisvee]

Hmmm was that last May? Oh, sure! I remember you! I told everyone all about it... Showed 'em your picture too!


Just kidding. :goodvibes

Bwa!!! :lmao:

[ExplorerHD]

hilarious

[dd50]

This isn't my most embarrassing moment it is my DH. We were at TL in the wave pool.I was standing a little in front of DH. DH thought it'd be so funny to dive with each wave & ride it into me grabbing my bottom. ON about the 4th wave something went wrong. The wave pushed him over & when he surfaced after grabbing "me". He realized that he had just grabbed the bottom of an older woman. :scared1: He quickly bounced back closer to me & stopping his game. :rotfl2: I still laugh at him about this.

:rotfl:

[Madeleinesmommy]

I remember my most embarassing Disney moment.
We were at the World when DD was about 3. She had this black stuffed bear. Took it everywhere - and I do mean it had to go everywhere. It was named Baby. Well one afternoon in the Kingdom I had run into a store to look at some gifts. My ex-husband was watching my daughter. Well she had to go. He couldn't find me. And when she had to go, she had to go. You had about a 2 minute warning before an accident was about to happen. Well he grabbed and her and literally ran to find the nearest bathroom. She starts to freak out major at this point screaming "Daddy I have to go!" and so he just runs into the men's room out of desperation. He put her in a stall and shut the door. Stood outside it. Well to this day when she goes to the bathroom she sings. Loudly. So she is in the stall singing her little heart out and my ex says at this point people are coming in, hearing her sing, and laughing so hard they can't go and turning around and leaving. He says he is just standing there praying she won't take forever and nobody recognizes his face later at a restaurant. Finally she is done. They are like the only 2 people in the bathroom. He helps her wash her hands. Hands her her bear and then washes his hands. As he turns for a paper towel he hears her say, "Look daddy, Baby is taking a bath!" He turns to see her holding her bear down in the urinal. OMG. :scared1:
So he retrieves the bear and they leave --quickly. A nice CM gave us a plastic bag and had the thing shipped to our hotel where we promptly washed it. I was freaking out to say the least - couldn't you find a FAMILY bathroom? But anyway it was done. I am sure I got the bad mother award for the day and I vowed to take her everywhere with me from that point on and have! :sad2: Needless to say she won't go anywhere near that set of bathrooms in the World to this day.

[CaptMarge]

Recovering, stuck in bed, read the entire 60 pages...OMGosh I love you people. So funny...From the I'm not really tall enough it's the shoes post to my personal favorite, Hey chip where do you keep your nuts...Thanks for the laughs.

[Reddy]

Recovering, stuck in bed, read the entire 60 pages...OMGosh I love you people. So funny...From the I'm not really tall enough it's the shoes post to my personal favorite, Hey chip where do you keep your nuts...Thanks for the laughs.

I loved those two too

[Echo queen]

I loved those two too

You just got to love them. Sharing there vacation with us and tellin it like it is. :goodvibes

[starlionblue]

I remember my most embarassing Disney moment.
We were at the World when DD was about 3. She had this black stuffed bear. Took it everywhere - and I do mean it had to go everywhere. It was named Baby. Well one afternoon in the Kingdom I had run into a store to look at some gifts. My ex-husband was watching my daughter. Well she had to go. He couldn't find me. And when she had to go, she had to go. You had about a 2 minute warning before an accident was about to happen. Well he grabbed and her and literally ran to find the nearest bathroom. She starts to freak out major at this point screaming "Daddy I have to go!" and so he just runs into the men's room out of desperation. He put her in a stall and shut the door. Stood outside it. Well to this day when she goes to the bathroom she sings. Loudly. So she is in the stall singing her little heart out and my ex says at this point people are coming in, hearing her sing, and laughing so hard they can't go and turning around and leaving. He says he is just standing there praying she won't take forever and nobody recognizes his face later at a restaurant. Finally she is done. They are like the only 2 people in the bathroom. He helps her wash her hands. Hands her her bear and then washes his hands. As he turns for a paper towel he hears her say, "Look daddy, Baby is taking a bath!" He turns to see her holding her bear down in the urinal. OMG. :scared1:
So he retrieves the bear and they leave --quickly. A nice CM gave us a plastic bag and had the thing shipped to our hotel where we promptly washed it. I was freaking out to say the least - couldn't you find a FAMILY bathroom? But anyway it was done. I am sure I got the bad mother award for the day and I vowed to take her everywhere with me from that point on and have! :sad2: Needless to say she won't go anywhere near that set of bathrooms in the World to this day.

Your story kinda reminds me of a similar incident I had when I was about 5 or 6. I was visiting a cousin for X-mas and was feeling blue because I had to leave my Teddy bear behind. My cousin lent me her Nermal cat (Yes, the annoying gray cat Garfield always hates!). I got up really late at night and had to go to the bathroom. I was so groggy and sleepy that I accidentally dropped poor Nermal in the toilet! I was so embarrassed that I snuck back into bed without saying a thing. Auntie washed Nermal and he was back next to my pillow by morning. I'm sure Garfield was overjoyed!:laughing:

[yellowkitty]

[QUOTE=donaldndaisy;24910181] To top things off, the day we all left, my siblings came to our room at the BC and asked to borrow $243 because they "went over on their room charges" :furious:

You know it's been a good vacation when someone asks you for $243.:laughing:

[Explodo]

September 2010

Me, DW, DD and DS were in the MAgic Kingdom. It was the end of September and Hotter than wool sock. We decided to get inside to enjoy some aircondidtioning at the giftshop at Mickey's Philharmagic. So My wife (5'9" Blond...Norwegian...Wearing Red Tank Top and Navy Shorts) unbeknowgst to be slips off to look at bottle openers. At this same moment, another blond lady wearing a red tank top moves into the general area my wife was. Yeah, Without thinking, I sidle up to my wife, squeeze her on the rump and try and kiss her on the back of the neck...I swear to God, this woman Jumped about 8 feet in the air and looked at me like I had lobsters coming outta my ears! She stood there looking at me (I was petrified at this point) and my 2 kids wondering what the hell just happened, My wife comes over to see what was going on...

Swear to heaven above, these two women looked amazing similar...Although the other gal was about an inch taller...and Finnish. I think I was about 10 shades of red and stood there trying to babble out that I thought that she was my wife...I think they finaly took pity on me and started laughing at the mistake...I was not amused (Ok I was...But don't tell anyone)

The only thing that got me off the hook was both women thought the other was sufficiently attractive as to not be insulted by the event...

My wife now calls me "The Great PhilharGroper" and I pay much more attention to who I'm about to pat on the butt!

[pkondz]

September 2010

Me, DW, DD and DS were in the MAgic Kingdom. It was the end of September and Hotter than wool sock. We decided to get inside to enjoy some aircondidtioning at the giftshop at Mickey's Philharmagic. So My wife (5'9" Blond...Norwegian...Wearing Red Tank Top and Navy Shorts) unbeknowgst to be slips off to look at bottle openers. At this same moment, another blond lady wearing a red tank top moves into the general area my wife was. Yeah, Without thinking, I sidle up to my wife, squeeze her on the rump and try and kiss her on the back of the neck...I swear to God, this woman Jumped about 8 feet in the air and looked at me like I had lobsters coming outta my ears! She stood there looking at me (I was petrified at this point) and my 2 kids wondering what the hell just happened, My wife comes over to see what was going on...

Swear to heaven above, these two women looked amazing similar...Although the other gal was about an inch taller...and Finnish. I think I was about 10 shades of red and stood there trying to babble out that I thought that she was my wife...I think they finaly took pity on me and started laughing at the mistake...I was not amused (Ok I was...But don't tell anyone)

The only thing that got me off the hook was both women thought the other was sufficiently attractive as to not be insulted by the event...

My wife now calls me "The Great PhilharGroper" and I pay much more attention to who I'm about to pat on the butt!

Okay, your story all by itself made me LOL, but... we live pretty close to each other and I've never heard "Hotter than wool sock" :lmao: Pretty descriptive though! Love "The Great PhilharGroper" too! :rotfl:

[jesswindsor]

Ok I might as well tell on myself since everyone else is sharing, several years ago 3 of my friends and myself were staying at POP. We were all tired and were eating a late dinner at the food court. Well I was getting ready to eat my dessert and I decided that I wanted some milk with my Tye-Died cheescake. So I took my cup and went and found some milk, after drinking the whole cup of milk, I made the comment to my friends that the "milk is really think down here". They started bursting out laughing at me, and I had no idea why, finally one of them said I had gotten coffee creamer not milk............I drank a 20oz cup of creamer. I was wondering at the time why the lady in line behind me with coffee was looking at me strange.

[kyemt85]

Ok I might as well tell on myself since everyone else is sharing, several years ago 3 of my friends and myself were staying at POP. We were all tired and were eating a late dinner at the food court. Well I was getting ready to eat my dessert and I decided that I wanted some milk with my Tye-Died cheescake. So I took my cup and went and found some milk, after drinking the whole cup of milk, I made the comment to my friends that the "milk is really think down here". They started bursting out laughing at me, and I had no idea why, finally one of them said I had gotten coffee creamer not milk............I drank a 20oz cup of creamer. I was wondering at the time why the lady in line behind me with coffee was looking at me strange.

Actually before we started laughing at you I asked where you even got the milk because i thought they only sold the milk in bottles...

Jess: They have a dispenser up by the Fountain Drinks.
Me: That is Coffee Creamer...
*Laughter*
Jess: no it isnt...
Me: Yes it is
Jess: No its isnt...it says dairy...

She wouldnt believe me until I took her up there and showed her the picture of the coffee cup on the front of it. :rotfl2:

I noticed on our next trip when we stayed at pop again that they changed the front of the machine to now say CREAMER...This must have happened alot!

[MightyDuck001]

I was, unfortunately, the embarrassment. As a young child, under the age of 8, I have no clear recollection of this but my mother's shame and embarrassment over my behavior have endured in the intervening 20 years. Apparently, I was quite annoyed by my sister's behavior, stood up on my chair at the Coral Reef restaurant, and screamed "You F%&^*ing B^%$#h!" for the whole restaurant to hear, at which point everyone stopped talking, there was total silence, and my parents were eternally ashamed.
I honestly don't remember doing this, though I could see myself doing it, so obviously it didn't bother me too much. What can I say, I like to class it up.

[dd50]

September 2010

Me, DW, DD and DS were in the MAgic Kingdom. It was the end of September and Hotter than wool sock. We decided to get inside to enjoy some aircondidtioning at the giftshop at Mickey's Philharmagic. So My wife (5'9" Blond...Norwegian...Wearing Red Tank Top and Navy Shorts) unbeknowgst to be slips off to look at bottle openers. At this same moment, another blond lady wearing a red tank top moves into the general area my wife was. Yeah, Without thinking, I sidle up to my wife, squeeze her on the rump and try and kiss her on the back of the neck...I swear to God, this woman Jumped about 8 feet in the air and looked at me like I had lobsters coming outta my ears! She stood there looking at me (I was petrified at this point) and my 2 kids wondering what the hell just happened, My wife comes over to see what was going on...

Swear to heaven above, these two women looked amazing similar...Although the other gal was about an inch taller...and Finnish. I think I was about 10 shades of red and stood there trying to babble out that I thought that she was my wife...I think they finaly took pity on me and started laughing at the mistake...I was not amused (Ok I was...But don't tell anyone)

The only thing that got me off the hook was both women thought the other was sufficiently attractive as to not be insulted by the event...

My wife now calls me "The Great PhilharGroper" and I pay much more attention to who I'm about to pat on the butt!

:rotfl2::rotfl2::lmao:

[jms1022]

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[Wicket's Mom]

Bump!

[yellowkitty]

bump

[klmall]

I'll share my DW's most embarrassing moment...

We were at DTD eating at Cookes of Dublin (which by the way was very good). My DW had our DS, who was 9 months old at the time, strapped on her tummy in a Bjorn. While we were eating DS had a little toot and we thought it was funny and continued eating. We start walking out the door and my wife realizes that DS had a diaper explosion! Not only was there crap all over DS, but also over the carrier and DW. The only choice we had was to walk through DTD with people giving my wife funny looks to get back to our car, where we had lots of wipes, paper towels, and trash bags. While we were carefully cleaning up, someone decided to wait for our parking spot; after 10-15 minutes of waiting they finally realized we weren't leaving yet. My wife told me later that she was so glad that we'd never see any of those people ever again. This was also one situation where we were very glad we drove instead of taking the bus.


When I read this I remembered a time DH and I were waiting in line outside for "Universe of Energy". There was a couple in front of us with a fussy baby in their arms and a toddler. We walked inside, watched the pre-show and then somehow ended up in the same big riding vehicle this family was in. We were in the second row and they were in the first, right in front of us.

The baby kept on fussing for awhile and then went quiet and we all figured out why. PHEWWWWWW!:eek: The smell should have awakened all those dinosaurs!!! I have a pretty strong stomach and can handle just about anything but DH gags if someone on TV gags so he was miserable. I think practically everyone around us was gagging but trying to put up with it until the ride was over.

The rows were pretty crowded so there wasn't any place to move so I offered DH some peppermint gum but he was afraid to open his mouth IYKWIM! Then out of the relative quiet the toddler boy in the family, maybe two yells out: "Daddy, Bubby pooooed, smell it!" Our vehicle pretty much lost it at that point....everyone was either laughing, talking or giggling or all three for the next five minutes and I don't think the mom felt so badly after that either!

[Princesca]

Mine came when I was very little, and I have only a vague memory of it, but I wasn't the one embarrassed, my mother was.

Picture it: Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. I was about six. I begged and BEGGED my mom to let me drive the car. Just a few seconds into the ride, I completely freaked as we came up to one of those walls that's supposed to open as you approach it. I flat out stopped driving the car and tearfully refused to go any further. My mother pleaded with me, as cars backed up behind us, but it was to no avail. I wasn't putting the pedal to the metal. No sir, no way.

So, in the style of saintly mothers everywhere, my mother actually climbed over me in the seat, in some fit of acrobatics, while I scooted over, and we then had a perfectly lovely ride.

Of course, I think I was 12 before she ever let me drive anything again. :rotfl:

[goofyernmost]

Unless I am greatly mistaken, I think you are confusing this with another ride. I don't believe you have any control of Mr. Toads vehicles. You might be confusing memories with the cars on Tomorrowland Speedway.

[Goofy_Mom]

Unless I am greatly mistaken, I think you are confusing this with another ride. I don't believe you have any control of Mr. Toads vehicles. You might be confusing memories with the cars on Tomorrowland Speedway.

I was thinking the same thing, I know the DL Mr. Toad the "driver" has no control of the car. I thought maybe the WDW version was "special" (I haven't been to WDW yet). However, our cars that you do opporate are outside, no wall to "crash" through. Does the speedway have things to crash through?

[Princesca]

It's possible I'm mis-remembering, there might not have been a pedal, but I might have *thought* I was actually driving, and just pitched a royal fit because I was terrified to "drive". I was only six, after all. :D

I would swear there was a section of Mr. Toad's Ride where there was not a wall, but maybe like a hutch or something, or a bookshelf :confused3 that was painted on two doors, and they swing open at the last minute and you go through.

EDIT: After looking at pics of the entry area, I think we actually didn't make it past the CM who stops the cars and then lets them go (?) before I cracked under the pressure and made my mom switch. That's why I think I have the memory of cars "piling" up behind us, as other people were waiting to board. I think the opening doors terror came later in the ride. I can only imagine what I thought of the 'Hell' portion, but I clearly have blocked out that trauma. LOL. Still... am sad that it's gone. :(

[yellowkitty]

At dolly wood there is a ride like kali river rapids and you go under the water fall and at the last second it stops as you go under it.

[chell]

It's possible I'm mis-remembering, there might not have been a pedal, but I might have *thought* I was actually driving, and just pitched a royal fit because I was terrified to "drive". I was only six, after all. :D

I would swear there was a section of Mr. Toad's Ride where there was not a wall, but maybe like a hutch or something, or a bookshelf :confused3 that was painted on two doors, and they swing open at the last minute and you go through.

EDIT: After looking at pics of the entry area, I think we actually didn't make it past the CM who stops the cars and then lets them go (?) before I cracked under the pressure and made my mom switch. That's why I think I have the memory of cars "piling" up behind us, as other people were waiting to board. I think the opening doors terror came later in the ride. I can only imagine what I thought of the 'Hell' portion, but I clearly have blocked out that trauma. LOL. Still... am sad that it's gone. :(

In 9th grade my Science class went to WDW for Easter break. Somehow I ended up riding Mr. Toad with my teacher. We were in the back seat and at one point he screamed like a little girl. I was laughing SO hard at him. He had been taking a group of students every year for a very long time so he knew what to expect on the ride. All these years later I still remember that. :rotfl:

[bellanotte10]

ok so when i was 13 we decided to go on Kali and I was all excited. So we're moving along and my dad some how ended up on the other side of the raft. so we hit a spot and he gets wet. I begin laughing so hard at him and everyone on the raft (including people i don't know) were saying thats mean, don't laugh at him. Well cue big dropping waterfall. Who gets soaked? Me. I started sobbing I was so wet and everyone begins laughing at ME because of earlier. I ended up with the worst rash because I had denim shorts on, and had to buy a towel as we couldn't find replacement shorts. and i had to walk around like that the rest of the day.... I was miserable and karma is evil

[ClaraBug]

ahh, yes...good 'ole karma!

[jeff p]

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[BrettS]

Last year I stayed at the Yacht Club. I spent the afternoon at SAB and I guess I was a bit sun dazed. I went into what I thought was the ladies room. When I left the stall, I realized suddenly that there were urinals -- and someone was using one of them!

I must confess that I fled without even washing my hands and then hid in the ladies room for a while until I was sure he had left. For the remainder of the trip, I was sure everyone knew.

He sure had a good story to tell to his friends and family!

This wasn't at disney, but it did remind me of something that happened to me. I was at a charity benefit dinner with my wife and they had everyone packed into much too small of a room. I had to go to the bathroom, but given where we were the only way I could have gotten out was to literally walk across the stage where someone was speaking. Luckily it was near the end of the program, so I just held it until he finished and as soon as it was over I made a bee line for the bathroom. I sat down on the toilet and started to do my thing and all of a sudden I noticed a little container on the side of the stall.

I didn't think too much of it at first, then it kind of struck me... and I tried to think back to remember if I had seen any urinals on the way in... I didn't remember any. Finally I got the nerve to open the container and I found... um... feminine product wrappers. At this point, since the event just ended there were a lot of people coming into the bathroom, so I tucked my feet in as close to the toilet as possible to try to avoid letting anyone see my very male shoes under the stall and I just waited until I was pretty sure there was no one left in the bathroom and then just ran out of there. I still have no idea if anyone saw me walking out of the girls room, but I just kept walking out to the car and called my wife and told her to meet me there.

[BrettS]

During our most recent trip, we did two character meals. We never did any when we were little (probably because my parents were terrified of my brother taking off his pants at the table)

I think that was a rational fear. I was with my family at the Akershus Princess lunch a couple of years ago. My nephew (who was three at the time) was sitting next to me. I was involved in a conversation with my family and all of a sudden I realized that my nephew kept saying something. I finally tuned in to him and realized that he kept saying "No pants... no pants... no pants" over and over again... I looked over and discovered that he was standing on his chair with his pants and underpants gone. Apparently he had spilled some water on himself and didn't like being in wet pants. I was quite glad that I was not the parent there;)

[BrettS]

]We had spent the day at AK and her feet were sore and tired and as we were walking up to the bus she started complaining LOUDLY and walking funny saying "My crotch is hurting, my crotch is hurting me"

And one more since you guys keep reminding me;) My wife and I were at the MK for the July 4th fireworks and her cousin and her cousin's son, who was 6 at the time was there. The kid was sitting on my wife's shoulders for most of the show and given that it was July in Florida it was quite warm. Just as the show quiets down he yells out "Mom, my crotch is sweaty" Of course everyone around us just starts laughing and all we could do is laugh along with them.