Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[tamimouse]

We have a couple of memorable moments:
2. A couple of years ago, I had convinced my husband to go to one of the buffets with me at the resort. My husband never likes to be the center of attention. As we went back and forth to the buffet, I noticed that several people seem to watch him closely. But brushed it off, thinking that some were foreigners and were just watching us as Americans.
As we get ready to leave and get up, I step behind him, only to notice that the panty shield (that mysteriously went missing as I dressed that morning) was stuck to his behind! I just about went to the floor on that one.
He didn't think it was that funny...

I think this is hilarious because I secretly hope something like this would happen to my husband as pay back for not picking up those items for me at the store when if ask him.;)

[chrismb22]

You know someone had to ask, mine as well be me....:rotfl:

Actually, he doesn't know this so shhhhhhhhh but I"m hoping to make our Jan. 08 trip a belated honeymoon. Since, if we do get married, we just plan on doing something low key (I've been married before) I figure, this way, we can just tell everyone we want disney dollars and decided to go in Jan. 08 since it's less crowded. (I"m always working an angle LOL)

[pkondz]

Not embarrasing, but this totally reminded me of one of my favorite stories from DLP. My sister, Dad, and I were riding Big Thunder there, and we had a great time - the ride is really fun, with a neat little trip outside right on the water (it goes underground out to an island, around the island, and then back to the start) We got back to the load, and our safety bars didn't pop up - we were locked in our seats! We tried to get the attention of the French CMs - they are a little more, shall we say relaxed on the job and were not at all paying attention or noticing that a whole car couldn't load or unload. My family doesn't speak a word of French (we tried English) nor did the family stuck in front of us (they didn't speak English or French) so our attempts to get the CMs to notice us didn't do anything. We ended up riding three times before someone noticed and unlocked our bars manually.

Ya know, I do speak french but if it had been me, this is the way it would've happened...
Someone else: "Oh, no! If someone doesn't tell the CMs we're stuck, we'll have to go again and again! Does anyone here speak french?"
Me: "Oui, je parle fran... I mean, nope! Don't speak a word of french! Guess we'll just have to go around again! Darn! What bad luck!" :goodvibes

[pkondz]

And one more thing ... I'm sure I'll have tons of stories of MAJOR embarrassing moments with characters when I get back in January. See, I have this irrational fear of characters who look like "real people" like Mary Poppins, Prince Charming etc. I'm fine with characters like Mickey, Donald, Pooh, Pluto etc. (I LOVE them) but "real" looking characters freak me out for some reason. My boyfriend and best friend know this -- and have each tried to get me in embarrassing situations. Now, the've never been there together but when the two of them and her husband tag team me, I think I'll be in trouble. :scared1: :scared1: :scared1: :scared1: :scared1:

Any advice?

Yes, relax, I do have very good and sound advice for you... after you come back from WDW make sure you come back to this thread and post all your embarrasing moments for us to read! :lmao:

[Trentmom]

Actually, he doesn't know this so shhhhhhhhh but I"m hoping to make our Jan. 08 trip a belated honeymoon. Since, if we do get married, we just plan on doing something low key (I've been married before) I figure, this way, we can just tell everyone we want disney dollars and decided to go in Jan. 08 since it's less crowded. (I"m always working an angle LOL)

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: You too much...

Sounds like a plan!!!:thumbsup2

[Trentmom]

BUMP....

Anyone return recently and have some stories to share??

we would love to hear them or even old ones....:goodvibes

[trappednabox]

:lmao: OMG!! Thanks Trentmom for giving up the link:lmao: :lmao:

Ok I'll tell mine, i've never told ANYONE this and my family who were there are banned from even thinking about it:blush:

We stayed at the Poly in July in '05, it was our 1st trip ever to WDW so we were taking a ton of pictures and making videos of the kids around the hotel. So we stop at one of the little tiki statue things to take their picture at and I had to pass gas, since no one was around but us I let it go. To make it worse it was very musical:rotfl2: it kinda went eeeeeeeeeeeeeee BOOM!!:scared1: Thank God the video camera wasn't on:scared1:

[Piglets Mommy]

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[Trentmom]

:lmao: OMG!! Thanks Trentmom for giving up the link:lmao: :lmao:

Ok I'll tell mine, i've never told ANYONE this and my family who were there are banned from even thinking about it:blush:

We stayed at the Poly in July in '05, it was our 1st trip ever to WDW so we were taking a ton of pictures and making videos of the kids around the hotel. So we stop at one of the little tiki statue things to take their picture at and I had to pass gas, since no one was around but us I let it go. To make it worse it was very musical:rotfl2: it kinda went eeeeeeeeeeeeeee BOOM!!:scared1: Thank God the video camera wasn't on:scared1:

OMG>>>> I seriously just laughed out loud at that...I could so hear the sound......:lmao:

You are welcome...

Thank to you for contributing.....:goodvibes

[Trentmom]

Okay, this is not Disney related in anyway, but just thought it was too funny

When I was younger like 7 or 8 my mom used to be a court reporter in our small town.

Every Thursdaa or wednesday night, my dad would take me and DB to court to sit in the courtroom to listen to all the crazy stories..there were some good ones, not that I can remember.

Well, there was this old man called Old Hopper that was always in trouble for something or another..

Well, all of sudden......You hear...'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp....and it Stank!!!" (it was my dad)

So, my dad goes and looks at OLD Man Hopper and make a face and points at him, to put the blame on him...

Well, you know how kids are, especically little ones...., I go"' Ew Daddy, you are disgusting!!!"

It was loud enough that even the judge could hear...:rotfl2:

My dad was so embarassed and I saw my mom cracking up while trying to type the transcript of what was going on..

Kids say the Darndest things!!!

[trappednabox]

OMG>>>> I seriously just laughed out loud at that...I could so hear the sound......:lmao:

You are welcome...

Thank to you for contributing.....:goodvibes

:eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Disneymommom]

:rotfl2: Okay, this is not Disney related in anyway, but just thought it was too funny

When I was younger like 7 or 8 my mom used to be a court reporter in our small town.

Every Thursdaa or wednesday night, my dad would take me and DB to court to sit in the courtroom to listen to all the crazy stories..there were some good ones, not that I can remember.

Well, there was this old man called Old Hopper that was always in trouble for something or another..

Well, all of sudden......You hear...'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp....and it Stank!!!" (it was my dad)

So, my dad goes and looks at OLD Man Hopper and make a face and points at him, to put the blame on him...

Well, you know how kids are, especically little ones...., I go"' Ew Daddy, you are disgusting!!!"

It was loud enough that even the judge could hear...:rotfl2:

My dad was so embarassed and I saw my mom cracking up while trying to type the transcript of what was going on..

Kids say the Darndest things!!!

OMG :lmao: I remember that. Judge Keyko just looked like he was going to lose it and I don't know how I made it through that night. I lost track of the case I was logging and screwed up the paperwork. Glad no one appealed it as I could never have used that log for proof of anything but a big glast of gas. LOL

[Trentmom]

:rotfl2:

OMG :lmao: I remember that. Judge Keyko just looked like he was going to lose it and I don't know how I made it through that night. I lost track of the case I was logging and screwed up the paperwork. Glad no one appealed it as I could never have used that log for proof of anything but a big glast of gas. LOL

That was the best....I bet dad is glad we shared with with the whole world...:rotfl2:

[pkondz]

time for a bump! :surfweb:

[bopper]

I posted this over in the "Bad Planning" thread, but thought it would be good here too.

This was my DH's most embarassing moment...

First a little background. We had originally planned to stay at the AKL with Savannah view. When we got there, they said that there was water damage to many of the rooms, and we had a choice of either staying at the Polynesian at the same price or a non-savannah view at a lower price and maybe we got a day free also. We opted for the Poly, as I usually don't want to spend that much. So far so good. We had a lovely vacation even though it was Easter week.

So here comes the not planned part...since we were taking the Magical Express bus back to the airport, we could check in to the airline at the hotel (good thing we could!). "I'm sorry sir, we have no record of a flight for you today." What?! Turns out my husband had booked on-line and had made our day of departure the same as our day of arrival. So for example, we left on April 8th and he had booked the return flight also for April 8th. Probably a result of the defaults on the airline site.

Of course this isn't just any day, this is Easter! No there are no flights out tonight. Tomorrow is the best we can do. No problem, it is not a disaster to have to stay at Disney another day. What's that Poly? You want us to pay Rack Rate since we are a walk-up customer? Oh no thanks. So we booked at the Port Orleans (our usual hotel which was funny as we always stay there and even when we try not to, we still stayed there.) Of course we had run out of tickets so we went to DTD or something that day.

Recently we were planning our next vacation and I had made a small mistake with the passenger names on our reservation and my husband said something snarky about it. I had to tell him that he is never to speak of airline mistakes! He then got a sheepish look.

[hogwartsdropout]

On topic - They started going to Disney World after I got married so I never got to witness their WDW escapades but Dad used to tell the story of how she backed the motorhome over someone's pink plastic flamingo at Fort Wilderness. Then they had to go all over Orlando hunting for another pink flamingo even though the 'flattened flamingo' family insisted it wasn't important. Mom said it was "camping ethics" or something. Dad is gone now so Mom won't admit to much of this today of course but my sister and two brothers who lived through it with her are still around to tell the dead flamingo tale and others!

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LOL that is so funny! 'flattened flamingo' :rotfl:

[Trentmom]

I posted this over in the "Bad Planning" thread, but thought it would be good here too.

This was my DH's most embarassing moment...

First a little background. We had originally planned to stay at the AKL with Savannah view. When we got there, they said that there was water damage to many of the rooms, and we had a choice of either staying at the Polynesian at the same price or a non-savannah view at a lower price and maybe we got a day free also. We opted for the Poly, as I usually don't want to spend that much. So far so good. We had a lovely vacation even though it was Easter week.

So here comes the not planned part...since we were taking the Magical Express bus back to the airport, we could check in to the airline at the hotel (good thing we could!). "I'm sorry sir, we have no record of a flight for you today." What?! Turns out my husband had booked on-line and had made our day of departure the same as our day of arrival. So for example, we left on April 8th and he had booked the return flight also for April 8th. Probably a result of the defaults on the airline site.

Of course this isn't just any day, this is Easter! No there are no flights out tonight. Tomorrow is the best we can do. No problem, it is not a disaster to have to stay at Disney another day. What's that Poly? You want us to pay Rack Rate since we are a walk-up customer? Oh no thanks. So we booked at the Port Orleans (our usual hotel which was funny as we always stay there and even when we try not to, we still stayed there.) Of course we had run out of tickets so we went to DTD or something that day.

Recently we were planning our next vacation and I had made a small mistake with the passenger names on our reservation and my husband said something snarky about it. I had to tell him that he is never to speak of airline mistakes! He then got a sheepish look.

OH Man....your DH must have been so embarassed...


But, it will give you leverage in any future arguments.....:rotfl2:

[mexican-mouseketeers]

Last month I was with DD at MK and we went to the Ice Cream Parlor to buy 2 ice cream cones.

The lady gives me the 2 cones and the ice cream is kind of soft, so I lick one cone and the ice cream falls off!!! I was so embarrased, and the moment I lift my face I see the other ice cream is missing too!!! How I managed to loose 2 ice creams in less that 5 seconds, I will never understand :confused3

Of course I was really embarrased and cleaned up my mess as best as possible.

They we so nice to give me 2 extra ice creams, but of course they gave them to me in a cup instead of a cone :rotfl2:

And DD 4 was soooo sweet about how it was an accident and I shouldn´t feel bad that really made me feel worse thinking what I would have told her if she had lost the ice creams like that, lol.

[pkondz]

Last month I was with DD at MK and we went to the Ice Cream Parlor to buy 2 ice cream cones.

The lady gives me the 2 cones and the ice cream is kind of soft, so I lick one cone and the ice cream falls off!!! I was so embarrased, and the moment I lift my face I see the other ice cream is missing too!!! How I managed to loose 2 ice creams in less that 5 seconds, I will never understand :confused3

Of course I was really embarrased and cleaned up my mess as best as possible.

They we so nice to give me 2 extra ice creams, but of course they gave them to me in a cup instead of a cone :rotfl2:

Nothing worse than loss of cone control. They put the ice cream in a cup?!?! :lmao:

[milmore104]

We were at Ak for our last day in WDW. We had just made it into the park when DH said he needed to go to the bathroom. So DD, DGM and I went over to the little viewing areas to look at the birds while we waited. DD commented about wanting to feed the birds like at the zoo. I replied "No sweetie you can't do that here, what if a bird pooped on your head" And yup just as the words came out of my mouth a bird pooped on my head. And I do believe he has just eaten his "Thanksgiving Fest". I of course headed to the bathroom to try and clean up. The looks on the other womens faces as I stuck my head under the facet was priceless. Not to mention the fact that they are motion sensors which made it so nice to try and wash up and wave my hand to get it to work.

we made a stop at the nearest shop to buy me a new shrit and HAT!!!

[keahgirl8]

I could add but i dont know if i wanna embarass myself....


Ok Im not one for big dips, NOR for not knowing whats comming. My Dsis (jerk) and my Dcuz (BIGGER JERK) convince me that the pirates of the carribean ride would be fun and only have one dip. Well, They get on the ride, im laughing and having fun. First dip. I was ok. Got to the second one and Im darn near having a panic attack. Theres a little 5 year old in front of me whos just looking at me like I got a screw loose. Well then we get to the end. I see the big up-hill. Well that was it for me, Im darn near crying, treatening to pass out and clammoring that I cant breathe. I mean what goes up must come down right? Well, We got off, im freaked and crying and they had the gaul to laugh!!!

Hey anyone ever been to noahs ark? Got a story on that one too.

Okay, I only laugh at this one because I nearly did the same thing. I had been on Pirates at DL a million times. If I remember correctly, there's only one drop, right? So I'm on the one at WDW for the first time, solo mind you, and when I got to the second drop, I'm screaming bloody murder like I'm on TOT! I'm sure people on the ride with me thought I was insane! :rotfl:

[Mad4Mickey]

I have a bad knee that swells if I stay on it to long . I was on my 5th day in WDW with a friend and at this point she was pushing me in a wheelchair with my leg proped up and a ice bag on it . She had parked me by the strollers and went into the CP to check us in for our ADR. I was sitting there worn out and bummed that she was having to push me . ( she is 5' in shoes LOL I am 5'8 I look silly in the chair anyway !with her pushing)
I had been watching this cute little squirrel go from stroller to stroller looking for food in the bottom of the baskets. He was starving or so it seemed ;) he would stop and look up at me and sit up on his hind legs . He looked cute and harmless I tell ya !
When she came back out I asked her to dig in my backpack for some PB crackers I had in there so I could feed him . She handed me the crackers and told me it was not a good idea. I threw one on the ground, he didnt want that one . So I put one in my hand and stuck it out as far as I could for him to take . HE JUMPED in my lap and I screamed some not so nice words he started scratching me and then bit me on my hand as I screamed and tried to swat him out of my lap . He would leave and I couldnt stand up because of the knee LOL I did get him out of my lap while yelling out the whole time "Get out of my Bleeping lap you bleeping nasty bleeping sqiurrel. You filthy bleeping beast" Yeah you guys know how in front of CP they have that Kodak spot where people video and take pictures . Well all accross America there are videos of me doing this because oh I would say 50 people at least turned thier video cameras on me .
To this day I expect it to pop up on Americas Funniest Videos.

[Diamond_Girls]

I rode Splash Mountain for the first time with my family and some friends who'd been to Disney 20 times. The ride got stuck and I was under the waterfall getting drenched for a very long time. Finally got off that ride and got on Thunder Mountain. Kind friend told me this was a water ride too. So I put on a poncho and every time a "big dip" came, I screamed and put my head down and threw my arms over my head. I felt like a total idiot when the ride stopped...:confused3

[keahgirl8]

Okay, that is hilarious. Does anyone on DIS have that video? :lmao:

[Trentmom]

I rode Splash Mountain for the first time with my family and some friends who'd been to Disney 20 times. The ride got stuck and I was under the waterfall getting drenched for a very long time. Finally got off that ride and got on Thunder Mountain. Kind friend told me this was a water ride too. So I put on a poncho and every time a "big dip" came, I screamed and put my head down and threw my arms over my head. I felt like a total idiot when the ride stopped...:confused3

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[TXTurtle]

Okay, I only laugh at this one because I nearly did the same thing. I had been on Pirates at DL a million times. If I remember correctly, there's only one drop, right? So I'm on the one at WDW for the first time, solo mind you, and when I got to the second drop, I'm screaming bloody murder like I'm on TOT! I'm sure people on the ride with me thought I was insane! :rotfl:

Oh, I can totally empathize! My first time through Splash I was caught off guard by that double-dip when you go into bre'r rabbit's laughing place - I wasn't quite trying to crawl out of the log but I was pretty freaked. Why didn't anyone warn me?

Though a quick clarification for those who read that and are worried about their memories (like I was) - DL's Pirates has the double drop and the waterfall you go up. WDW's Pirates just has one longer drop and you get off before going up the waterfall. That always bothers this DL-raised girl since the waterfalls act like the "time machine" and so, by that logic, you're forever stuck in the Pirate World in WDW. Of course, that's not necessarily a bad thing...

And I finally remembered my embarrassing story. Two years ago we had a Magical Gathering (or whatever it's called) with my extended family in the World. Good idea, had a great time over all ... but there are a few things you have to know about my fam. First is the generation divide. My parents and their siblings are the Adults. Their children are the Kids. The fact that some of the Kids are married doesn't matter at all. They are Kids and as Kids they are expected to go along with the plans the Adults make and rush to greet characters with childish glee. Ok, so maybe that second one happens anyway. :) The second fact is that, for the First Few Days of a group trip, we're expected to travel and think as a Group. Decisions are made by a Group Council presided over by the Adults. Thank heavens after those First Few Days everyone realizes how crazy this is and the whole system gets tanked ... it's just surviving those first few days. :)

So that's the setting. It's still in the First Few Days and we're in the MK and I, my brother, and a cousin decide we want to go to Disney Quest for the afternoon. We've all got ressies for dinner at some place in DTD (forgive me, for I have forgotten where) and so it makes sense for the Kids who want to go to go and meet the Adults at dinner. Right? Oh, no. This requires a Group Council and one of the Voting Adults is in the bathroom. Another decides she wants to pop in that shop "just for a moment." So when bathroomed Adult shows up, shopping Adult is still missing. Another Adult tried to escape for some other diversion (probably to ride all three mountains, two dark rides, and write a best-seller the way that day was going) but the Kids managed to convince her to stay. I can neither confirm nor deny that any threats to her favorite Character were made at that time. Twenty or so minutes later a quorum is assembled, the minutes are read and a motion is brought up that the Kids might need an Adult to go with them. Issue - I'm 25, and my brother, the youngest of the Kids who want to go, is 19. So we lobbied against this on the basis of our ages qualifying us for temporary Adult status for the purpose of Disney Questing. Some adults agree, some still feel we need a real Adult. A few other motions are raised at this point, sidetracking the original point, and I'm showing off all of my mature 25 years by having a near temper-tantrum. Hm. Thinking back that might not have been the best way try and prove my temporary Adult status. My brother finally gives up, buys me a Mickey bar, and literally sticks it in my mouth mid argument. Those things work wonders, let me tell ya. Finally the motion to let the Kids go alone is passed and the next motion is raised - which Adult will drive the Kids to DTD? Because, of course, we can’t get from one end of the World to the other without loosing ourselves. The two Adults with cars both think the other should either drive the Kids or at least give us the keys. I completely loose it at this point (the effect of the Mickey bar was, unfortunately, temporary and a second one had not been applied in time) and tell them, with very grown up stomping and screaming, that we are Adults too and we're fully capable of using Disney Transportation to get around the World. With that compelling argument (coupled, perhaps, with the Kids giving up and starting to walk to the MK entrance) the Adults pass the motion to let us try. Triumphant, we proudly marched to the bus terminal.

No bus to DTD. Why had no one told us about that?

Ah, well, we're Adults; we can take the monorail over to the TTC and get a bus there.

Did YOU know that there's no bus to DTD from the TTC? Well, there isn't.

Feeling a little less like Adults we decide the lack of MK to DTD busses is a fluke and take the monorail over to Epcot. Sitting in the front of the monorail (it was going to be empty if we didn't) made us feel more like Kids than Adults but it was fun. I'm not sure what effect the lady who rode with us telling us all the best places to smoke pot in the World had. So we get to Epcot. Still no bus to DTD. So we make a pact. We will get on the next resort bus that pulls up and not give up until we have REACHED DTD. Now the smart thing would have been to get on a Saratoga Springs bus and just walk from there to DTD. Or POR and take a boat. What do we do? Stick by our plan and wind up getting a scenic tour of OKW. That's one heck of a big resort, let me tell ya. And the lobby is the LAST of about four thousand stops. It only takes another 45 minutes (ok, maybe a little less) for the DTD bus to show up. We MADE it!!! And it only took us 4 hours! At this point we're only an hour away from our dinner ressies and none of us are really feeling up to games of adventure and skill for some reason. So we had our own little Council and voted instead to hit the shops instead.

The worst part of the whole ordeal was meeting up with the Adults (who, fortunately, only had another day left in their reign of The First Few Days) and admitting we never did get to Disney Quest. :)

[Cookie54]

Ok, maybe this is confession: Good for the soul. I have never told anyone this but here goes. It was not at Disney but at home. I woke up in the morning and remembered that I needed to mail something. This was when mail deposited in the morning would go out the very same day. I grabbed my jeans and put them on and a shirt and ran out of the house – thinking I would come home and get properly dressed for work. I went into the lobby of the post office to mail my letter and a cleaning man was working. He said “Lady, I think you have a problem” and handed me my night gown. It had gotten caught in the back of my pants. I thanked him and I and my nightgown left the post office. You are the first person I have ever told this story to, it happened about 25 years ago.

Ok now I feel better.

[DisGirlAllie]

I have a bad knee that swells if I stay on it to long . I was on my 5th day in WDW with a friend and at this point she was pushing me in a wheelchair with my leg proped up and a ice bag on it . She had parked me by the strollers and went into the CP to check us in for our ADR. I was sitting there worn out and bummed that she was having to push me . ( she is 5' in shoes LOL I am 5'8 I look silly in the chair anyway !with her pushing)
I had been watching this cute little squirrel go from stroller to stroller looking for food in the bottom of the baskets. He was starving or so it seemed ;) he would stop and look up at me and sit up on his hind legs . He looked cute and harmless I tell ya !
When she came back out I asked her to dig in my backpack for some PB crackers I had in there so I could feed him . She handed me the crackers and told me it was not a good idea. I threw one on the ground, he didnt want that one . So I put one in my hand and stuck it out as far as I could for him to take . HE JUMPED in my lap and I screamed some not so nice words he started scratching me and then bit me on my hand as I screamed and tried to swat him out of my lap . He would leave and I couldnt stand up because of the knee LOL I did get him out of my lap while yelling out the whole time "Get out of my Bleeping lap you bleeping nasty bleeping sqiurrel. You filthy bleeping beast" Yeah you guys know how in front of CP they have that Kodak spot where people video and take pictures . Well all accross America there are videos of me doing this because oh I would say 50 people at least turned thier video cameras on me .
To this day I expect it to pop up on Americas Funniest Videos.

Okay I fell off the couch laughing at this one.:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[vern]

Hahahaha that's so funny. That would be something that I would do.

Back when I was like 13, I used to love sneaking up behind my mom and scaring her. It was like the thing to do.

So we're in the Emporium in the MK, and I went off to shop a little on my own. I thought what I saw was my mom looking at some clothes, so I snuck up behind her, grabbed her around the waist, and went BOO!

The woman screams at the top of her lungs, turns around... and that's when I realized it wasn't my mother. I was mortified.

OOOOHHHHHHHH my good lord. This is so me. I'm 28 and my mom is in her late 50's and i always scare her. I laughed so hard,tried to call my mom's house (upstairs) to tell DBF to come read this and she hung up on me twice thinking I was a prank caller just laughing!! After, i composed myself for 2 seconds and told her to read something... She loved it thanks!:rotfl2: :) :rotfl2:

[Mrs. Nesbit]

All of these stories remind me of when my family decided to take an afternoon rest at our hotel after a morning at MGM. We were the only ones in line at our bus stop (thankfully!) when my younger sister announced that she had to pee. My mom asked her if she could hold it until we got to the hotel. She promptly began to scream, "IM GUNNA PEE! IM GUNNA PEE! IM GUNNA PEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" We all watched in horror as a river of pee flowed down the side walk. :eek:

[allyphoe]

DD then-almost-3 decided in the middle of Animal Kingdom that she was no longer going to wear a diaper. Tantrum, tantrum, off came the diaper.

At that point (mid-afternoon, long hot day, everyone tired), I wasn't going to fight her over the diaper. She had a knee-length dress on, so odds were that no one was going to notice, and I knew she wasn't likely to pee in the next couple hours anyhow. When you're a mom, you pick your battles.

The battle I chose to pick was "Sitting in the middle of the pathway with your dress hiked up around your waist and your bare butt on the pavement, screaming at the top of your lungs, is unacceptable."

We reach a food-based compromise, only to discover that all of the pretzel and popcorn wagons in the area are closed. Nor is there a chocolate milk vendor nearby, nor is there anything for her in the stroller.

We reach an alternative food-based compromise, in which she agrees to come to the farthest-back seating in the closed-for-the-day Chakranadi Chicken Shop and stop bawling, and I agree that she can nurse in public.

We move, we sit, she starts nursing, I look vaguely off into the distance and wait for her to be done. A few minutes later, I look down, and discover that she's got her dress pulled up to her armpits and her hand between her legs. And that a couple of other people have sat down around us.

I had always wondered how Disney could manage to sell a 3-pack of little girl underwear for $15. Now I know!

[GurGie]

I have a bad knee that swells if I stay on it to long . I was on my 5th day in WDW with a friend and at this point she was pushing me in a wheelchair with my leg proped up and a ice bag on it . She had parked me by the strollers and went into the CP to check us in for our ADR. I was sitting there worn out and bummed that she was having to push me . ( she is 5' in shoes LOL I am 5'8 I look silly in the chair anyway !with her pushing)
I had been watching this cute little squirrel go from stroller to stroller looking for food in the bottom of the baskets. He was starving or so it seemed ;) he would stop and look up at me and sit up on his hind legs . He looked cute and harmless I tell ya !
When she came back out I asked her to dig in my backpack for some PB crackers I had in there so I could feed him . She handed me the crackers and told me it was not a good idea. I threw one on the ground, he didnt want that one . So I put one in my hand and stuck it out as far as I could for him to take . HE JUMPED in my lap and I screamed some not so nice words he started scratching me and then bit me on my hand as I screamed and tried to swat him out of my lap . He would leave and I couldnt stand up because of the knee LOL I did get him out of my lap while yelling out the whole time "Get out of my Bleeping lap you bleeping nasty bleeping sqiurrel. You filthy bleeping beast" Yeah you guys know how in front of CP they have that Kodak spot where people video and take pictures . Well all accross America there are videos of me doing this because oh I would say 50 people at least turned thier video cameras on me .
To this day I expect it to pop up on Americas Funniest Videos.

Um....have you checked Youtube lately?

[Eeyore's Tiara]

We went to Disney last year with another family, we have three girls and they have a little boy who is about 5. With three little girls, you must have at least one princess dinner. So we all got dressed up in our princess finery for a nighttime dinner at Akershus. :cloud9: Everything was going very well and our food had just arrived at our table. The adults had each ordered the different entrees, and the kids had all picked the pasta with meatballs. The little boy, who shall remain nameless:lmao: , looks at my little girls and yells, "Which one of you wants my balls?" :eek:

There was complete silence in the restaurant.:sad2:

We realized after our shock wore off that he was trying to give away his meatballs:rolleyes: and not making any personal references. :rotfl: :rotfl:

It was all the princesses could do not to laugh once we all started. He even got a kiss from Ariel out of the deal! :rotfl2:

[Trentmom]

All of these stories remind me of when my family decided to take an afternoon rest at our hotel after a morning at MGM. We were the only ones in line at our bus stop (thankfully!) when my younger sister announced that she had to pee. My mom asked her if she could hold it until we got to the hotel. She promptly began to scream, "IM GUNNA PEE! IM GUNNA PEE! IM GUNNA PEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" We all watched in horror as a river of pee flowed down the side walk. :eek:

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Trentmom]

We went to Disney last year with another family, we have three girls and they have a little boy who is about 5. With three little girls, you must have at least one princess dinner. So we all got dressed up in our princess finery for a nighttime dinner at Akershus. :cloud9: Everything was going very well and our food had just arrived at our table. The adults had each ordered the different entrees, and the kids had all picked the pasta with meatballs. The little boy, who shall remain nameless:lmao: , looks at my little girls and yells, "Which one of you wants my balls?" :eek:

There was complete silence in the restaurant.:sad2:

We realized after our shock wore off that he was trying to give away his meatballs:rolleyes: and not making any personal references. :rotfl: :rotfl:

It was all the princesses could do not to laugh once we all started. He even got a kiss from Ariel out of the deal! :rotfl2:



OMG...I literally just laughed out loud at that one...

:lmao:

[resol37]

Back in 1998 My family (of four) went to WDW with our neighbors (family of five). Whilst there we sat down to enjoy the Beauty and the Beast stage show.

Back then, they released doves at the end of the show. Apparently, they were trained to sit in the rafters above the seating area before coming back for the next show.

We got there early enough that the doves were still in the rafters from the previous show. Wait for it...

Yup, I got pooped on...five times.

AND! I was wearing a brand new black John Lennon t-shirt that I had purchased the day before in Epcot at the UK pavillion.

Troy (the father of our "neighbor family") was barely able to watch the show because he was laughing so hard. We still live across the street from that family, but the parents have since divorced so I rarely ever see Troy. My parents, however, have taken it upon themselves to take over the responsibility of reminding me of the incident every time we see the BatB show.

[PaMom001]

DD then-almost-3 decided in the middle of Animal Kingdom that she was no longer going to wear a diaper. Tantrum, tantrum, off came the diaper.

At that point (mid-afternoon, long hot day, everyone tired), I wasn't going to fight her over the diaper. She had a knee-length dress on, so odds were that no one was going to notice, and I knew she wasn't likely to pee in the next couple hours anyhow. When you're a mom, you pick your battles.

The battle I chose to pick was "Sitting in the middle of the pathway with your dress hiked up around your waist and your bare butt on the pavement, screaming at the top of your lungs, is unacceptable."

We reach a food-based compromise, only to discover that all of the pretzel and popcorn wagons in the area are closed. Nor is there a chocolate milk vendor nearby, nor is there anything for her in the stroller.

We reach an alternative food-based compromise, in which she agrees to come to the farthest-back seating in the closed-for-the-day Chakranadi Chicken Shop and stop bawling, and I agree that she can nurse in public.

We move, we sit, she starts nursing, I look vaguely off into the distance and wait for her to be done. A few minutes later, I look down, and discover that she's got her dress pulled up to her armpits and her hand between her legs. And that a couple of other people have sat down around us.

I had always wondered how Disney could manage to sell a 3-pack of little girl underwear for $15. Now I know!


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is, gasp, funny. Can't stop laughing and it is so hard to type when lauging so hard. :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2:

[PaMom001]

We went to Disney last year with another family, we have three girls and they have a little boy who is about 5. With three little girls, you must have at least one princess dinner. So we all got dressed up in our princess finery for a nighttime dinner at Akershus. :cloud9: Everything was going very well and our food had just arrived at our table. The adults had each ordered the different entrees, and the kids had all picked the pasta with meatballs. The little boy, who shall remain nameless:lmao: , looks at my little girls and yells, "Which one of you wants my balls?" :eek:

There was complete silence in the restaurant.:sad2:

We realized after our shock wore off that he was trying to give away his meatballs:rolleyes: and not making any personal references. :rotfl: :rotfl:

It was all the princesses could do not to laugh once we all started. He even got a kiss from Ariel out of the deal! :rotfl2:


I like balls. :lmao: :rotfl2: :woohoo:

[happy2go2wdwmom]

My son, who turned 8 in March is small for his age, but super smart, and during our May trip, I made him go into the ladies restroom with me a few times (though he is now reluctant to go) when his dad was not able to take him into the mens room---well, one time he came out of the restroom and said, "Mom!!!? I am digusted with Disney!!!! They are sooooo CHEAP!!! They sell stuff to us all over the place here, but did you see what they are stooping to?!! They are trying to SELL napkins to women for FIFTY CENTS?! This is terrible...you can get napkins for free all over the place here, but they are trying to rip off women!!!" He then proceeded to tell my husband in a loud tone of voice and then told a few strangers walking by...and brought up this subject a few times during the rest of our trip....

[bellelab]

This is an embarassing one for my husband. We had waited about 15 min. in line for POTC and the boat had barely started going when my DD2.5 announced she had to go potty. Now, we had just gone potty right before we got in line so we were telling her, "Just hold it honey, we'll go as soon as we get off the boat." Well, about every 3 seconds she keeps saying how she has to go potty. This was not an enjoyable ride for any of us and just as we are about to disembark my husband, who is holding DD on his lap, exclaims, "Oh no, she's going!" I grab her and I am holding her at arm's length dodging the crowd scouring for a bathroom and DH is close behind with the front of his shorts soaking wet. Obviously it looked like he had wet himself:lmao: ! I had brought a change of clothes for DD so that was no problem to get her cleaned up and changed but poor DH was another story. He had to walk all the way from POTC back through the front gates to the car to back to the hotel to change. I felt so bad for him. I'm sure he got so many stares and laughs. When I asked him he said, "I just hightailed it out and avoided making eye contact." :rotfl2: It was not funny at the time to either of us but it sure makes us laugh now and it's one story DD will be hearing for years to come.:goodvibes

[bellelab]

My son, who turned 8 in March is small for his age, but super smart, and during our May trip, I made him go into the ladies restroom with me a few times (though he is now reluctant to go) when his dad was not able to take him into the mens room---well, one time he came out of the restroom and said, "Mom!!!? I am digusted with Disney!!!! They are sooooo CHEAP!!! They sell stuff to us all over the place here, but did you see what they are stooping to?!! They are trying to SELL napkins to women for FIFTY CENTS?! This is terrible...you can get napkins for free all over the place here, but they are trying to rip off women!!!" He then proceeded to tell my husband in a loud tone of voice and then told a few strangers walking by...and brought up this subject a few times during the rest of our trip....

Oh, that's hilarious! :rotfl:

[Trentmom]

Bump

[happy2go2wdwmom]

Oh, that's hilarious! :rotfl:


He is still up in arms over this terrible injustice toward women!

[Trentmom]

BUMP!!

Need some entertainment for tonight...thanks:goodvibes

[disneyworldluvr349]

Our trip this June my mom, my sister, and myself went to ride RRC. We had fast passes and thankgoodness because it was raining very hard and the wait was still so long. We saw a line next to us and saw people going up there so we thought that it was another fast pass line. We hopped on over and we soon discovered that the line wasn't moving at all. Soon we saw a cast member come up and talk to the people in line in front of us. We heard them say that it was the "single rider line" not a fastpass line. Instead of going all the way back to end of the line we cut in front hmmm maybe 100 people or more who were not very pleased with us so the rest of the time in line was spent with people glaring at us.

We went to the new attraction the laugh floor and they pick people randomly from the audience to be on screen and answer jokes. It was my b-day that day and me and my sister sat at the end of a row. I was picked to be on screen and I was already a little embarrased. The Buddy somebody was trying to read my mind. He asked me to tell the audience my number out loud so they would know what it was. Instead the CM holding the microphone up to my mouth told me to hold up the number with my fingers. I did and to get me back for my trick the monster made me make sheep sounds and wave my arms around like I had antennas. It was quite and embarresing moment as the whole theater was laughing hysterically. At the end of my turn the monster wished me a happy b-day.

:):):)
This trip was filled w/ embarrasing moments but those two were the most memorable.

[Trentmom]

Our trip this June my mom, my sister, and myself went to ride RRC. We had fast passes and thankgoodness because it was raining very hard and the wait was still so long. We saw a line next to us and saw people going up there so we thought that it was another fast pass line. We hopped on over and we soon discovered that the line wasn't moving at all. Soon we saw a cast member come up and talk to the people in line in front of us. We heard them say that it was the "single rider line" not a fastpass line. Instead of going all the way back to end of the line we cut in front hmmm maybe 100 people or more who were not very pleased with us so the rest of the time in line was spent with people glaring at us.

We went to the new attraction the laugh floor and they pick people randomly from the audience to be on screen and answer jokes. It was my b-day that day and me and my sister sat at the end of a row. I was picked to be on screen and I was already a little embarrased. The Buddy somebody was trying to read my mind. He asked me to tell the audience my number out loud so they would know what it was. Instead the CM holding the microphone up to my mouth told me to hold up the number with my fingers. I did and to get me back for my trick the monster made me make sheep sounds and wave my arms around like I had antennas. It was quite and embarresing moment as the whole theater was laughing hysterically. At the end of my turn the monster wished me a happy b-day.

:):):)
This trip was filled w/ embarrasing moments but those two were the most memorable.


Oh man...bet you wanted to crawl into a hole....:rotfl:

Love the monster story!!!!:rotfl2:

[tinkgurl]

Well, this wasn't embarassing for me, but it was for my sister! A few trips back, my sister was recovering from a knee surgery so she rode in a wheelchair most of the trip. Well, we were at Epcot and I was pushing her when I found a great photo spot for my mom and dad to stand at with Spaceship Earth in the background. I let go of the wheelchair to take the picture and as I'm taking it, we hear my sister screaming! We turn around and see her rolling down this hill backwards and didn't know how to stop! We start running after her, which was hard to do because we were laughing at the same time! Poor girl!

[Trentmom]

Well, this wasn't embarassing for me, but it was for my sister! A few trips back, my sister was recovering from a knee surgery so she rode in a wheelchair most of the trip. Well, we were at Epcot and I was pushing her when I found a great photo spot for my mom and dad to stand at with Spaceship Earth in the background. I let go of the wheelchair to take the picture and as I'm taking it, we hear my sister screaming! We turn around and see her rolling down this hill backwards and didn't know how to stop! We start running after her, which was hard to do because we were laughing at the same time! Poor girl!


Aww...poor sister...


But OMG....that is too funny and would have been a great entry for America's Funniest Home Videos...:lmao: :lmao:

[tinkgurl]

Aww...poor sister...


But OMG....that is too funny and would have been a great entry for America's Funniest Home Videos...:lmao: :lmao:

Ha! I don't know if we would have been able to keep the camera steady while laughing! But you are right! That would have been great from a bystander's point of view!

[MickeyNicki]

A bunch of us went to Orlando for a huge car show and we were going to take one day and go to MK....well the night at the car show I was attacked by mosquitos... I do not react well with bites, they swell up to the size of half dollars on me...not thinking I forgot to back bug repellant and there wasnt a place near by to purchase it..again stupid me...why would there be a lot of skeeters out in later Oct??

So the next day I look like a spotted freak, all red and raised bites all over my legs and arms. We go to MK, head to the nurse station and they give me clear calomine lotion to put on.

We are standing on Main Street watching the 3pm parade and this lady points at me, screams to her kids, "STAY AWAY FROM HER, DONT CATCH WHAT EVER THE HECK SHE HAS!!!"

Everyone around us turned and looked at me, all my friends were dying with laughter and I was mortified...I slinked off into a store and wanted to hide!

[Princess Stitch]

A bunch of us went to Orlando for a huge car show and we were going to take one day and go to MK....well the night at the car show I was attacked by mosquitos... I do not react well with bites, they swell up to the size of half dollars on me...not thinking I forgot to back bug repellant and there wasnt a place near by to purchase it..again stupid me...why would there be a lot of skeeters out in later Oct??

So the next day I look like a spotted freak, all red and raised bites all over my legs and arms. We go to MK, head to the nurse station and they give me clear calomine lotion to put on.

We are standing on Main Street watching the 3pm parade and this lady points at me, screams to her kids, "STAY AWAY FROM HER, DONT CATCH WHAT EVER THE HECK SHE HAS!!!"

Everyone around us turned and looked at me, all my friends were dying with laughter and I was mortified...I slinked off into a store and wanted to hide!

Lol.. funny story.. you shoulda told the kids to stay away from their mom though incase ignorance is contageous :rolleyes1

[MickeyNicki]

This one is from our Oct 06 trip, we took our 3 and 10 year old nieces. The little one was just out of pull ups and my sister said to mention potty breaks whenever you see a bathroom because she will not tell you she has to go until the last second.

When you tell the little one it is time for a potty break she always fought me on it so for that trip I asked the older niece to go along with us even if she did not need to go. I would bring the little one in the stall with me, she would go first and then I would go..well once she was done she would bolt out the door leaving me on the pot with my pants around my ankles..after the third time of that I made sure I held onto her with one hand!

Going with the potty theme, whenever we did go to the ladies room she would say very loudly, "Uncle Todd you need to go potty too!" Once time we were in Epcot in England and she announce it was potty time..DH would always be out front of the restrooms when we came out...so the little one could always spot him right away. Well this one time he went around the corner and sat on a bench. The girls and I come out of the bathroom and the little one is freaking out, screaming "UNCLE TODD, UNCLE TODD WHERE ARE YOU??? AUNT NICKI, UNCLE TODD LEFT US, HE LEFT US!!!" Everyone around is looking at us and here comes Todd around the corner...Kayla sees him and is very upset, "How could you leave us? DOnt do that anymore!"

He was laughing so hard and she was stamping her foot and almost crying..it was so cute, poor thing was scared out of her mind!

[Lizboo]

These stories are hilarious! My co-workers think I am crazy. "Are you OK over there?" Me ":lmao: "

I have two stories:

One our first trip, I convinced my DH that I would like to do one character meal (even though it is just the two of us). I convinced him to do the ice cream social in The Land at Epcot. Each character came over to the table one at a time, including Chip and Dale. I was a complete dufus for asking the first chipmunk whether he was Chip or Dale (like he could answer me). He held up one finger and I was still lost (I swear, I am really not that dumb-I blame Disney and the heat for my insanity:rolleyes1 ), so my DH says "He's Chip and he can't talk!" Oops..

Also on our first trip, I wanted to try ToT, but DH got very quiet while we were standing in line. Just as they went to put us on the ride, he said "I can't do this" and the CM got confused (thinking little ole me wanted off and DH wanted to ride) and placed him on a disc for loading. He bolted when he realised he was in line and took off for the closest exit (which is not the one the CM wanted him to use, but try stopping him). The following year, I convinced my DH to give it a try (he loves coasters, just not crazy about up and down drops) and there was no line (so less time to think about it) and now ToT is one of DH's favorite rides ever..

[kharris]

We were in epcot. I went to the mens room, A dad came in with a 3 or 4
year old girl in his arms. He held her while he stood at the urinal and did
his business, then went to take her to a stall. She started screaming
" No daddy, I want to pee on the walls too." Over and over.
I was embarrased for him, until I got outside then I laughed.

[shakebear]

haha, reading these has made my day :)

[kharris]

Here is one on my wonderful wife.
We had been park hopping, it was hot-hot-hot.
We had waterbottles on the Disney straps around our necks, and were
refilling them at water fountians.
We went to ride Tower of Terror, I put mine in my pocket on my cargo
shorts. Some how hers came out of her pocket, and the top came off, after the sudden descent, she came down in a puddle of water that was almost
body temperature, because the ride was still going she had to sit in it for the
rest of the ride.
The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

[maxiesmom]

The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

Oh, please say you have a picture and will be posting it immediately!!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl2:

[Trentmom]

Here is one on my wonderful wife.
We had been park hopping, it was hot-hot-hot.
We had waterbottles on the Disney straps around our necks, and were
refilling them at water fountians.
We went to ride Tower of Terror, I put mine in my pocket on my cargo
shorts. Some how hers came out of her pocket, and the top came off, after the sudden descent, she came down in a puddle of water that was almost
body temperature, because the ride was still going she had to sit in it for the
rest of the ride.
The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

I don't know which one is funnier, but they both me literally LOL

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[kharris]

Oh, please say you have a picture and will be posting it immediately!!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl2:

No pics, no video, :happytv: and we have not been back to that hotel either..........
just in case.:eek:

[disneyaggie]

The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

This is hysterical! Oh how I wish there was a picture/video of this. Classic. Pure classic! Thanks for sharing! :thumbsup2

[SnowWhite33]

I've only read a page of this thread, but OMG how hillarious. I'm going to post my own story and then go back and read the rest.

Our first ever WDW trip was in the July heat, my ds was 6. In the sweltering heat my ds and I were in line for Dumbo. This has got to be the longest line at WDW and after what my ds did, I'm sure it was the longest line I've ever waited in. As I stood there melting in the heat to make a "magical memory" with my one and only child he looks up at me and delcares very,VERY loudly, "HEY MOMMY, DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE?" Now I heard what he said, as did everyone else in the line, but I just pretended that I didn't and hoped that he would let it go. Um, no, he's 6 so he had to repeat it so that the folks over in Tommorland heard him. So this time I respond in a whisper, "Shhh, no I don't honey." "YES YOU DO MOMMY, SEE IT'S RIGHT THERE, YOU SHOULD SHAVE!" I know that everyone in that line wanted to laugh, but thankfully I was spared and they must have waited until they were out of line.

That little angel is 12 now and you know what they say about Revenge is a dish best served cold. I think this will be the year I get even :stir: :rotfl:

[TeddyToo]

SnowWhite 33:

Have you shown all of his friends the "before" pictures when you used to work as a Bearded Lady in the Circus? Thank god for extreme make-overs:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I wonder if his first girlfriends will care that he was born covered in fur since excessive hair runs in the family:rotfl2: :rotfl2: Isn't it fun to have an almost teen to torture:rotfl:

PS I'll be sure to wax before I ever run into your son at MK;)

[SnowWhite33]

SnowWhite 33:

Have you shown all of his friends the "before" pictures when you used to work as a Bearded Lady in the Circus? Thank god for extreme make-overs:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I wonder if his first girlfriends will care that he was born covered in fur since excessive hair runs in the family:rotfl2: :rotfl2: Isn't it fun to have an almost teen to torture:rotfl:

PS I'll be sure to wax before I ever run into your son at MK;)


That day all I needed was the tent and tickets to sell, I already had the sideshow "barker"

His day is a coming I tell ya :rotfl: I have pics of him as a baby in the tub :rolleyes1

[dopeyfanatic]

Here is one on my wonderful wife.
We had been park hopping, it was hot-hot-hot.
We had waterbottles on the Disney straps around our necks, and were
refilling them at water fountians.
We went to ride Tower of Terror, I put mine in my pocket on my cargo
shorts. Some how hers came out of her pocket, and the top came off, after the sudden descent, she came down in a puddle of water that was almost
body temperature, because the ride was still going she had to sit in it for the
rest of the ride.
The only time we rented a car and drove down this happend.
It was the last day of our trip, I was complaining about being the only one
loading the van. I had a cooler in my hands and was trying to go down the
steps.........key word trying....... I tripped, and surfed on the cooler all the
way to the bottom. I am a big guy, it was a big cooler, we made a LOT
of noise. we came to rest, me still lying on the cooler, both knees bloody
from being dragged on the concrete, against the door of a room at the
foot of the steps.
This guy comes out and says dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.
I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering! That made me totally laugh out loud! If I had something in my mouth, I would have spit it out!

[DisGirlAllie]

Well, this wasn't embarassing for me, but it was for my sister! A few trips back, my sister was recovering from a knee surgery so she rode in a wheelchair most of the trip. Well, we were at Epcot and I was pushing her when I found a great photo spot for my mom and dad to stand at with Spaceship Earth in the background. I let go of the wheelchair to take the picture and as I'm taking it, we hear my sister screaming! We turn around and see her rolling down this hill backwards and didn't know how to stop! We start running after her, which was hard to do because we were laughing at the same time! Poor girl!

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[Arianna]

Back when I was about 14 there was this really cute swedish guy in front of us at grizzly river runs...he got into the raft in front of us, but then our raft ended up colliding into theirs... I was the only one who almost fell out of my seat...oops!

[JoyMouse]

I am laughing so hard that I can hardly type!
Our favorite "funny" happened when we finally talked my DF into riding his scooter in the MK. He promptly ran over a ladies foot and she started yelling at him. He pointed at me (walking several feet away) and said "she made me do it", now does that sound like something a father should say about a child?!?

[supersuperwendy]

Twice I got pooped on.....!

When I was 10 I got pooped (bird) on in Adventure land just after riding POTC..If the dole whip stand was there in 1986 then that's where it happened...I was waiting for my mom to buy me ice cream and it landed on my leg...EEWWW!


Then just last month...

I was at Donald's Boat with my kids...when WHAM.....! I couldn't believe it! It happened again! This time on my arm.....GROSS....!

[pkondz]

Bump!

[mom2mykids]

Time for a bump! :) I'm sure someone who has just returned must have a story for us!

[izzys4]

BUMP!!! OMG, I have to go to an appt but dont want to stop reading!!:lmao:

[sumrmist]

These have been some hilarious stories. I loved the Chip and Dale one from AK and the cooler love story!! Ive had to get up and walk away several times because I was laughing so hard I had to stand up to breathe.

[DisGirlAllie]

Let's see. I don't have any that I can remember now but I go in August. My dad and I are very clumsy and I am very blonde so I'm sure I'll have tons for you guys.

[DisGirlAllie]

Oooh I remember one! A few years ago we had a magical gathering with my dad's side. We had split up so that we didn't kill each other. Well my aunt was in a wheelchair at the time and had to be pushed around by my uncle. So me, my cousin, my dad, and my other cousin (well I was giving her a piggyback) are walking up that hill at Epcot towards the Epcot Ball. So we're walking up the hill not really paying attention to our surroundings. When all of a sudden a wheelchair on the loose goes WHOOSH by us. We stop dead in our tracks turn around all go "was that?" Then we all realize it was and we take off darting after the wheelchair. Several people were jumping and moving out of the way. My uncle and my grandparents finally notice she is gone and take off running a few feet behind us. We finally grab her (before she was about to crash into a bush) and go "Okay who thought it was a good idea to let Aunt Sherri learn to fly?!?!?!" from that point on my older cousin was nominated to push Aunt Sherri around.

[happy2go2wdwmom]

For some reason the Little Mermaid song, "Part of Your World" always makes me teary eyed even though I have played and sung it hundreds of times on my guitar at home ("for the kids" of course). Well, knowing this, my DH and DS(8) refused to go into the MGM LM show w/ me, so off I went on my own. I ended up sitting front row center--well the row behind the wheelchair row---and well, even before the show began, I was quite "verklempt" at the sweetness of the whole thing. There was a little girl and her parents sitting beside me on my right and another on my left---one had an Ariel outfit on and the other was non-stop chattering with excitement about how she was going to really see Ariel. Both looked about 4 years old and they were so adorable! Suddenly in that dark underwater cave, I just became overwhelmed and the tears started streaming!!! I was biting the inside of my cheeks, but still, I began to blubber so hard that my entire face was wet and my shoulders were shaking and then my whole body was shaking---and when the music started---OMGosh, I was sobbing so hard--just bawling my eyes out and it was out of control blubbering!! At first both little girls leaned way far away from me in their seats, but both of them kept staring at me while I was trying to get a hold of myself (I am 46 years old-ahem)! The parents were peeking, too with concern in their eyes. Then one of the girls climbed into her mother's lap and I heard her ask her mom if I was afraid of the dark and why was I alone and WHY, WHY is that lady crying, mommy?!

By the time Ariel was fanning her tail on that rock, I could barley see her with my blurred vision, but I swore it looked like Ariel gave me a "get a grip" look! Just as I was finally calming down, the little girl on my right began to scream and cry :confused3 for the rest of the show---when we got up to leave, her parents gave me a "Thanks a lot, lady" look, which then made me start to giggle---so as I came out of the show into the sunshine I still had tears all over my face but I was laughing like a crazed woman and when my DH and DS saw me, they took one look at each other, rolled their eyes :rolleyes: and then ran away from me as fast as they could! I had a terrible time catching up with them. :sad2:

[happy2go2wdwmom]

For some reason the Little Mermaid song, "Part of Your World" always gets me teary eyed every time (!) even though I have played and sung it hundreds of times on my guitar at home--"for the kids" of course. Well, knowing this, my DH and DS(8) refused to go into the MGM LM show w/ me, so off I went on my own. I ended up sitting front row center--well the row behind the wheelchair row---and well, even before the show began, I was quite "verklempt" at the sweetness of the whole thing. There was a little girl and her parents sitting beside me on my right and another on my left---one had an Ariel outfit on and the other was non-stop chattering with excitement about how she was going to really see Ariel. Both looked about 4 years old and they were so adorable! Suddenly in that dark underwater cave, I just became overwhelmed and the tears started streaming!!! I was biting the inside of my cheeks, but still, I began to blubber so hard that my entire face was wet and my shoulders were shaking and then my whole body was shaking---and when the music/show started---OMGosh, I was sobbing so hard--just bawling my eyes out and it was out of control blubbering!! At first both little girls leaned way far away from me in their seats, but both of them kept staring at me while I was trying to get a hold of myself (I am 46 years old-ahem)! The parents were peeking, too with concern in their eyes :confused: . Then one of the girls climbed into her mother's lap and I heard her ask her mom if I was afraid of the dark and was I by myslef, and WHY, WHY is that lady crying, mommy?!

By the time Ariel was fanning her tail on that rock, I could barley see her with my blurred vision, but I swore it looked like Ariel gave me a "get a grip" look! Just as I was finally calming down, the little girl on my right began to scream and cry at the top of her lungs :confused3 for the rest of the show---when we got up to leave, her parents gave me a "Thanks a lot, lady" look, which then made me start to giggle---so as I came out of the show into the sunshine I still had tears all over my face but I was laughing like a crazed woman and when my DH and DS saw me, they took one look at each other, rolled their eyes :rolleyes: and then ran away from me as fast as they could! I had a terrible time catching up with them. :sad2:

[pkondz]

For some reason the Little Mermaid song, "Part of Your World" always gets me teary eyed...so as I came out of the show into the sunshine I still had tears all over my face but I was laughing like a crazed woman and when my DH and DS saw me, they took one look at each other, rolled their eyes :rolleyes: and then ran away from me as fast as they could! I had a terrible time catching up with them. :sad2:

:lmao:
Scene: crazy tear faced, giggling woman terrorizes WDW guests! Run for your lives!!! :rotfl2:

[SueM in MN]

I ended up sitting front row center--well the row behind the wheelchair row---and well, even before the show began, I was quite "verklempt" at the sweetness of the whole thing.
Just wanted to point out that if anyone wants to sit in the very front row, it's not the wheelchair row - wheelchair users sit in the very back row.
There are sometimes other people with special needs in the front row (like people with vision disabilties), but no wheelchairs. So, it's not reserved.

[SuperSteelerFan]

These stories are a riot! Keep 'em coming!

[disney6family]

Our last trip we were at CP and I just couldn't wait anymore to go use the restroom - but Tigger was on his way! So here I am looking back at our table and don't pay attention and walk into the men's room - what is funny is not that, but that another lady followed me right in and only when I turned around after seeing men at the urinals did she realize also that it was the wrong restroom - we both laughed

[odd1]

...dude its ok to love your cooler, but don't loooove your cooler.

:rotfl2: OMG, I almost spewed!

[happy2go2wdwmom]

Just wanted to point out that if anyone wants to sit in the very front row, it's not the wheelchair row - wheelchair users sit in the very back row.
There are sometimes other people with special needs in the front row (like people with vision disabilties), but no wheelchairs. So, it's not reserved.


You are right, and that's a good tip. Before the show, a CM even mentioned this to everyone in our row--said that we could move up if we would like, but everyone just stayed put. I guess we already felt pretty grateful for the seats we had. :cloud9:

[aidansmommy]

I can't believe I'm posting this....Our last day at the YC, we were at the pool, hanging out, drinking those yummy fruity drinks that you only have on vacation when I decided to go use the ladies room. I walk all the way around the pool(with my towel around my waist) and get into the bathroom. There had been some weird looks on my way there, but I didn't think anything of it. That is until I unwrapped my towel and noticed that Aunt Flo had come for a visit.:eek: I ended up rinsing everything off and running back to my room....thank goodness it was my last day there! I'm blushing just thinking about it!

[kimg826]

I can't believe I'm posting this....Our last day at the YC, we were at the pool, hanging out, drinking those yummy fruity drinks that you only have on vacation when I decided to go use the ladies room. I walk all the way around the pool(with my towel around my waist) and get into the bathroom. There had been some weird looks on my way there, but I didn't think anything of it. That is until I unwrapped my towel and noticed that Aunt Flo had come for a visit. I ended up rinsing everything off and running back to my room....thank goodness it was my last day there! I'm blushing just thinking about it!
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This reminded me of a story, not Disney related but funny, It must be a thing in the north for using the term Aunt Flo. Anyways, us girls were all out one night talking about Aunt Flo, well my SIL, acted like she knew what we were talking about. A while later one of our friends from out of town shows up and my SIL goes to her "oh you must be Flo." Boy did we have a good laugh.:rotfl:

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[skippyman111]

I can't believe I'm posting this....Our last day at the YC, we were at the pool, hanging out, drinking those yummy fruity drinks that you only have on vacation when I decided to go use the ladies room. I walk all the way around the pool(with my towel around my waist) and get into the bathroom. There had been some weird looks on my way there, but I didn't think anything of it. That is until I unwrapped my towel and noticed that Aunt Flo had come for a visit. I ended up rinsing everything off and running back to my room....thank goodness it was my last day there! I'm blushing just thinking about it!
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This reminded me of a story, not Disney related but funny, It must be a thing in the north for using the term Aunt Flo. Anyways, us girls were all out one night talking about Aunt Flo, well my SIL, acted like she knew what we were talking about. A while later one of our friends from out of town shows up and my SIL goes to her "oh you must be Flo." Boy did we have a good laugh.:rotfl:

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:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :lmao: :lmao:

I'm a guy and even I know who aunt Flo is :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :laughing:

[Echo queen]

Have you heard of aunt Rosie, she's aunt Flo's alter eagle.:rotfl2:

[Philagoofy]

The worst part of the whole ordeal was meeting up with the Adults (who, fortunately, only had another day left in their reign of The First Few Days) and admitting we never did get to Disney Quest. :)

TXTurtle, you tell a good story (and funny). Sometimes a real long post might get bypassed:rolleyes: but your's held my interest. Good going!:thumbsup2

[rosiep]

Have you heard of aunt Rosie, she's aunt Flo's alter eagle.:rotfl2:

I am??????????

[MS_mom_1965]

This starts back before our DW trip...

We were out boating at a local lake one day with DH, DS (then 12) and DD (then 4). I was driving the boat pulling DH on a tube. The lake is kind of small, so you just make a big circle. There was another boat a little ways behind us. I wasn't driving very fast, and DH motions for me to stop. I'm afraid that if I just stop, the other boat may run over him, so I keep going but slow down and ease over to the side since I can see that DH is obviously not hurt or anything. By now, DH is screaming "Stop! Dadgummit Stop!". So I do. Then he lets go of the tube and sinks down into the water. I knew immediately what happened. Yep, he lost his trunks. The boat behind us must have gotten quite a show. DS and I were in the bottom of the boat laughing.

Fast forward a few months to DW. We have had a very long, tiring day at MK and are riding the tram to our car in the parking lot. Our car is in the very first row of the area. But of course, the tram passes so it can stop in the middle of the area. Being exhausted, as we all were, my DD stands up and screams at the tram driver "Stop! Dadgummit Stop!".

The whole tram broke up.

[Piglets Mommy]

Subscribing! I needed a good laugh! Now my screen needs a good cleaning though! I'm sure I'll do something worth adding on our Dec. trip!:lmao:

[dznybound]

On our last trip, my husband went on Tower of Terror at MGM. We have been on this ride many times and it is one of our favorites. On this occasion, my husband was seated to my left and teenage boy was seated to my right. We were in the back row. I was holding my husband's hand. During the first drop, a hand GRABBED my right thigh! I almost screamed at my husband to keep his hands to himself, but quickly, I thought, WAIT, I'm holding my husband's hand, there was no way my husband can be grabbing my right thigh. For a quick nanosecond, I was perplexed and then I turned right and looked at the teenage boy. He was petrified, mortified, and embarrassed that he grabbed my thigh out of natural reaction! I knew it wasn't a stupid teenage prank because my husband was way bigger than him and could have rearranged his face, if necessary. I was just embarrassed for him at that point. I held my laughter until we got off the ride...but I had to rush to the pictures to see if this was caught on camera! Poor kid.

[pkondz]

On our last trip, my husband went on Tower of Terror at MGM. We have been on this ride many times and it is one of our favorites. On this occasion, my husband was seated to my left and teenage boy was seated to my right. We were in the back row. I was holding my husband's hand. During the first drop, a hand GRABBED my right thigh! I almost screamed at my husband to keep his hands to himself, but quickly, I thought, WAIT, I'm holding my husband's hand, there was no way my husband can be grabbing my right thigh. For a quick nanosecond, I was perplexed and then I turned right and looked at the teenage boy. He was petrified, mortified, and embarrassed that he grabbed my thigh out of natural reaction! I knew it wasn't a stupid teenage prank because my husband was way bigger than him and could have rearranged his face, if necessary. I was just embarrassed for him at that point. I held my laughter until we got off the ride...but I had to rush to the pictures to see if this was caught on camera! Poor kid.

:rotfl: So? was it caught by the camera?

[pixie dust 112]

TGhese stories are so funny!

My most embarassing moment is too long to post here, but you can go to Day 6 of my TR for the whole story! http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1198005

[Hobbes]

When we went in 2001 my younger DNeph was about 3 and having a bit of a problem , erm, "going" ie-wouldn't without large doses of help!;) Anyway not sure how, but the Disney magic appeared to affect his bowels! So much so that leaving Epcot after Illuminations one night he announced he HAD to go. so DBIL sprinted off with him to the little boys room and we sat down to wait for him outside Mouse Gear. Bless him, when he came back he yelled across a still fairly crowded walkway "I did one, a really big...." you get the picture.:rotfl2:

[jtimmons]

My moment happened at Blizzard Beach. It was a relatively warm day when it started to rain. The rain really made me chilled, so while DH and the kiddies continued to play I went off to find a dry chair and wrap up in a towel to get warm.

After a while a group of Brazillians came up to get ready to leave. I believe this group consisted of three families total. I was sitting on the edge of the area and they had the rest, about four lounge chairs.

I tried not to watch them but it was either look over that way or stare at a bush. Some of the time I just closed my eyes and rested and other times I glanced over.

They were changing the little ones' clothes. Having little ones run naked while getting dressed doesn't bother me. The moms sort of put their clothes on over their bikinis. However, the gentlemen were a different story. :eek:

The men got naked and then dressed. One guy was literally a foot from me and was completely naked taking his sweet time putting on his shirt, briefs, and pants. Of course I got an eye full when I opened my eyes and there was Mr. Brazil in all his glory just inches from me. I tried to act like it was no big deal and went back to closing my eyes. :rolleyes1

I mention where they are from simply because this may be how they do things over there. I didn't say anything because it was just me and they probably did what they would have done anway.

Even though he was the one naked next to me I was the one embarrassed. Needless to say, though I'll say it, men from Brazil are blessed. :lmao:



This happened to me at a pool in colorado one time, but with a french guy. Without missing a beat, my uncle and I chimed in with the irish drinking tune, "THe scotsman". It talks about a guy passing out after tying a ribbon around "himself":eek: :eek: and 2 girls walking by. WHen they see the ribbon under his kilt, they say " Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize." That was a great moment.

[BamaBaloo]

I knew it wasn't a stupid teenage prank because my husband was way bigger than him and could have rearranged his face, if necessary.

Really? Your husband would beat up a minor for putting his hand on your thigh in a non-threatening manner? And here I thought Californians were the liberals and us Alabamians were the "shoot first, ask questions later" crowd.

[WickedWench]

Really? Your husband would beat up a minor for putting his hand on your thigh in a non-threatening manner? And here I thought Californians were the liberals and us Alabamians were the "shoot first, ask questions later" crowd.

She meant that IF the teenager had other, more malicious intentions, her husband would have defended her. Obviously, the teen didn't, and her husband didn't do anything.

[babybunrab]

I was in a crowded line at DL for Indiana Jones. The CM called for a single rider, and I raised my hand. I wasn't sure she was pointing at me, and she said, "yes, you, young man." There was some laughter around me as I walked to the front, because, while I have very short hair, am relatively slender and am not very tall, if one sees my, um, shape, from closer up, it's pretty clear that I'm not a young man! The don't call them "birthing hips" for nothing! :rotfl:

[Chuck65]

Have you heard of aunt Rosie, she's aunt Flo's alter eagle.:rotfl2:

Alter eagle? Shouldn't it be ego? Oh Tag Fairy!

[Todd&Copper]

Not too embarrassing, but when I was on line for a ride in Fantasyland, I felt a light feathery caress on my upper inner thing. At first I though it was a bug, but then I felt fingers grab my leg. Kind of shocked (b/c I was not there with a boyfriend), I turned around and said "hey, buddy," and promptly stopped and smiled at the young mother who was trying to corral her son, who was a little toddler, grabbing at my legs.

[Chuck65]

Mine was about a month ago at DTD. I flew to MCO to go fishing with a good friend of mine from high school. On the day I was supposed to leave we went to DTD to get some gifts for the family. I was trying to contain myself, but it had been 4 years since I had been on Disney property. We went under the WDW sign, and I swear Tink had a leaf blower full of pixie dust that I got hit with. We get to DTD and start looking around some of the shops. Well you all know the music from the movies they play at DTD? Guess who starts humming and singing?:rolleyes1 Now my friend is a former marine about 6' 2" and 240 and I'm about 6' 0" 220 and I catch him looking at me out of the corner of his eye. I said sorry but its been 4 years since I have seen DTD and I got carried away. He just shook his head and laughed.

[dznybound]

She meant that IF the teenager had other, more malicious intentions, her husband would have defended her. Obviously, the teen didn't, and her husband didn't do anything.

Thank you, WickedWench, for clarifying my post. My husband didn't touch the teen, because like I said, it was an unintentioanal, natural reaction. In fact, he laughed about it.

[pkondz]

Bumpity bump.

[amamed1]

This has got to be my favorite board.

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[connie1042]

I just sat down to read a couple of post and clicked on this thread. I have been on here for more than an hour. I have not laughed so hard in a long time. I am sure I will be back here reading again. Only got through a few pages. Thanks for the entertainment!:rotfl:

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Let me begin by saying I'm nearsighted and vain...this means I often do not wear my glasses. I'm with my DD who's 18 at the AK in the petting zoo area where there are pygmy goats (or some such creature) from far away I swear it looked like he had 5 legs and I say so....My daughter, bursting with laughter says "Mom, that's not a leg":rolleyes1 (damn if it didn't reach the floor!!!)





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[klofan]

These are so funny. I honestly laughed out loud for like 2 minutes about the one mom who said "Hey, Chip & Dale, where do you keep your nuts?" That was the funniest thing I've ever heard. But the weird thing is, a lot of stories on here are about balls/nuts. I don't know, but it makes me laugh, haha.

[LolitaBelle]

My most embarrassing and also memorable moment occurred on a bus ride from the MK to the CBR at midnight after a long, exhausting August day at the park. As you can guess, the bus was extremely crowded with standing room only. I was lucky enough to get a seat in the front with my 5-year-old son on my lap. There was dead silence on the bus because all of us were too exhausted to speak. All of a sudden, my son, at the top of his lungs asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?!" Needless to say, the entire bus, including the driver burst out laughing. :rotfl2: My DH couldn't resist and with tongue firmly planted in cheek said, "Go ahead, hon. Tell him." Of course, everyone laughed harder. I mumbled something about discussing it when we got back to the room. Thankfully, by the time we got there he was sound asleep and he forgot all about it. :yay:

[Passions71203]

Bumping :banana:

[disneykidz4]

My most embarassing moment happened at Typhoon Lagoon in 2005. Here's a copy from my blog about it:

I recently returned from a well deserved vacation. On my last day, we decided to go to a water park. I had never been to one before and I looked forward to the adreniline rush and refreshment of large pools of water.

Like most everything else in my life, I decided that I would just jump right in. I headed right to the big slide. They called it "Humunga Cowabunga" and I was certain I would soon know why.

As we headed toward the top, we passed the large crowd of people who waited at the bottom for their children or spouses. I assumed it was a sort of huddle of shame. The only reason to wait at the bottom was because you were too pansy to go down the slide. I'm fairly certain that it gave me a marginal ego boost to pass them as I headed for the stairs.

At the top of the slide, I took note of everything I should do. First, you sit in the slide, second you wait for the light to turn green and you cross your ankles while pulling yourself from the flat top down the slide which then promptly dropped about three stories, resulting in a 60mph plummet to the bottom.

The sliders before me screamed like they were taking a beating while they slid to the bottom.

As I started my slide, ankles crossed, I refused to scream. Instead I closed my eyes and thought "Dear God, what about this is supposed to be fun? It hurts like hell and at some point I'll have to come to a stop.. I forsee that being an excruciating experience."

Right about then my legs accidently uncrossed resulting in a record breaking wedgie. As I got to the bottom, I vowed to never do it again. I stood up and was so busy pulling my swimsuit out of my bum, I failed to notice that my top fell down.

The large crowd at the bottom didn't.


Just found this thread -- oh, my gosh! That is hilarious -- slightly embarassing, I'm sure, but hilarious none the less! Thanks for the laughs . . .:rotfl2:

[disneykidz4]

Several years ago, I went to Blizzard Beach with my DH and his two sons. We were out on the lazy river - my DH and I were laying on our backs each in our own intertube. It is very easy to get separated on that ride with all the commotion, but I wanted to be able to relax and chill . . . so I grabbed my DH's foot, closed my eyes and just enjoyed the sun, the water, everything. After a few minutes, I looked up to say something to my DH. To my horror, I was looking at a sweet, older couple (laying on their backs on their own intertubes) who were grinning at me . . . I had a hold of the man's foot . . . NOT MY HUSBAND'S . . . that whole time. :scared: They were such good sports about it and everyone laughed so hard. Funny, all of a sudden my hand felt a burning sensation in it when I realized it was holding a stranger's foot. :rotfl:


HYSTERICAL!:rotfl2:

[disneykidz4]

I can't believe I'm going to tell this again...lol

Trip before last, I had prepared for months by reading everything I could here on the dis. One thread I read mentioned that you should say things to the characters to get them to interact. Well, I thought that was interesting, and thought I'd give it a shot.

Fast forward to Animal Kingdom, before the park opens. Chip and Dale come out and my daughter is the first one to get to see them, and miraculously, we have them all to ourselves. So, remembering the wonderful tip I got here on the dis, I tried to think of something to say. A crowd was forming and I was running out of time...WHAT TO SAY???!!! So then I blurted out, Hey, Chip, where do you keep your nuts? :scared: Chip fell on the ground clutching his stomach and literally rolling on the ground and I could hear him laughing out loud. (got his suit dirty too) Dale crossed his legs like he had to pee, but he at least had the presence of mind to puff out his cheeks and pat them, indicating that's where he kept his. Meanwhile, I was trying desperately to slink down through the concrete as parents with shocked faces and children with confused looks began to gather.

Last trip, I refused to have my picture taken with either of them. I still love them, but I don't want to remember that day...:sad2: And of course, my family makes sure to point them out to me everywhere we go. DS even bought me a chip and dale pin, with...you guessed it...nuts on it.
Little twerp...lol

Love this one!

[disneykidz4]

This is Disney related, just not park related. When my DS12 was two years old, the norm was to read stories at bedtime. At this particular time, his favorites were Disney stories (we started him out on Disney's The Lion King, at birth :goodvibes ). One day, we were grocery shopping and out of habit, I was discussing recent stories we had read. I asked DS which story was his favorite and because I was concentrating on counting mushrooms (we were in the produce section -- DS yells at the top of his little boy voice (which, we all know can be a very big voice) "I said, my favowite Disney stowy is Snow White and the Seven *****s!" :scared1: Funny now, but so embarrassing then!

[Timon_n_Pumba]

This is Disney related, just not park related. When my DS12 was two years old, the norm was to read stories at bedtime. At this particular time, his favorites were Disney stories (we started him out on Disney's The Lion King, at birth :goodvibes ). One day, we were grocery shopping and out of habit, I was discussing recent stories we had read. I asked DS which story was his favorite and because I was concentrating on counting mushrooms (we were in the produce section -- DS yells at the top of his little boy voice (which, we all know can be a very big voice) "I said, my favowite Disney stowy is Snow White and the Seven *****s!" :scared1: Funny now, but so embarrassing then!


Otto sez it's too controversial for us to see what seven things accompanied Snow White in your DS's favorite story...

I can't WAIT to see what the edited word is (I'm betting something totally innocuous and innocent that for whatever reason got flagged by the auto-editor).

In the meantime, I'll guess:

Was it "Snow White and the Seven Cuddly Puppies"? No?! Hmmmph, I'm terrible at guessing!

Best Regards,

Scott in MO

[disneykidz4]

Otto sez it's too controversial for us to see what seven things accompanied Snow White in your DS's favorite story...

I can't WAIT to see what the edited word is (I'm betting something totally innocuous and innocent that for whatever reason got flagged by the auto-editor).

In the meantime, I'll guess:

Was it "Snow White and the Seven Cuddly Puppies"? No?! Hmmmph, I'm terrible at guessing!

Best Regards,

Scott in MO

Hi Scott,
I'm sorry -- I didn't know about the auto editor. I wasn't even going to post the "moment" and seriously debated over whether or not I should -- until I saw the one regarding the University of South Carolina:) . I thought that if that "moment" didn't offend anyone, my most embarassing moment would be fine to print :confused3 . Controversial? Not in my opinion. My two year old knew that he wanted to say "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" - he just had a simple mispronunciation problem (as most two year olds do) and it came out wrong -- he didn't even know that the 6-letter "word" existed. Plus, how "it" sounded is what I interpreted, as did the produce guys and the senior citizens who were all standing around. No offended gasps were heard (except mine!), just chuckles and some laughter. Hmmmmm . . . I don't want to get in more trouble, here -- can I say that "it" is similar to "ladies of the night". . . :confused: . Oh, and although I am pretty open-minded and not too easily offended, I would like to point out that I have seen a lot more words/comments/stories on this forum (and others) that would have offended me more than the word that is missing. Somehow my most embarassing moment doesn't sound quite as embarassing (or, even funny) without the real word there :sad2: . . . oh, well. Sorry again, if I offended anyone.


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Maybe the auto-editor (is there really such a thing or is it a person?) needs a better sense of humor for this thread . . .

[Timon_n_Pumba]

Hi Robin,

I hope you didn't think I was coming down on you for your post---quite the opposite!

As I'm sure you've read, your moment is far from the worstest in this thread. I will say that your PM left me scratching my head (I should have come here first, I guess) as to WHAT your DS actually had said...but I get it now, and I, for one, think it's :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl: !!!

With small kids (as with posting) sometimes you have to not sweat it, and grin and bear it. You should have seen my wife's explanation to DS6 tonight at PetCo when we went through the reptile section and saw a pair of little lizards "in the position" and stuck to the front of their aquarium glass...:rolleyes1

Who knew that the Geico gecko sometimes hitchiked?

Best Regards,

Scott in MO


BTW---When in December will you be in WDW? We're at GF from the 16th thru the 19th, with MVMCP on the 18th. Maybe we'll see you there!

[DonaldTDuck]

Maybe the auto-editor (is there really such a thing or is it a person?) needs a better sense of humor for this thread . . .
It's auto-editor. The worst example, especially for a Disney board happened to one of my posts about old tv shows. And not the name in it I would have thought. Who was the male lead in Mary Poppins? Dick Van ****.

[SplshMtnLvr28]

My family hasn't had too many embarrassing moments, but this one from a few years ago sticks out.

I talked my mom into finally going on ToT. I had been on it a few times before, so I loved it. She was starting to freak out once we got on the elevator and went through the area with the ghosts and such. Once the wall opened and we started going up, she started screaming, and once we dropped, I had my arms up, and she's screaming "JESSICA HOLD ON TO THE DAMN BAR!!!!!!!" and she grabs my arm and the man's arm sitting next to her (whom we don't know) and holds on for dear life screaming for the rest of the drops. When we got off the man was very understanding, but it was hilarious and I still talk about whenever we're on ToT. :teeth:

[mx3man123]

Ok this is an easy one, last March we were staying at Boardwalk villas and we decided to do a day at Islands of Adventure and my shoe got stuck in the escalator in the parking garage as we were leaving.

if you want pictures for proof then go to:

disneytrip2006.blogspot.com

look under the Thursday, March 09, 2006 post.

we still laugh about it now.

:rotfl2:

[Piecey]

My sophomore year of high school our marching band went to Disney World for a week.

It started pouring down rain in the middle of MGM, soaking everyone.
Then my best friend looks at me and goes "Er, Patsy.. you've got a problem."
My bra strap had snapped and I was INCREDIBLY lopsided, if you get what I mean. (I was realllly big chested, even then, so it was incredibly obvious).. I walked around the rest of the day/night with one arm over my chest trying to act like it was perfectly normal whenever people asked me what I was doing.:rolleyes1

[JoelNYC]

My most embarrassing WDW moment was falling off a Segway on the "Around the World on a Segway" tour at EPCOT a few years back. Luckily, there were no guests where this happened other than the other guests on the tour. Also, luckily, I was more embarrassed than hurt. Not so lucky was my brand new camera which fell and was a total loss. Details (much more than you probably want to know) are posted on allearsnet (http://allearsnet.com/btp/tour_seg6.htm)

[crzy4mickey]

:lmao: :lmao: These are some of the funniest stories I've ever read! Mine was certainly embarrassing but not quite as funny as some of these stories.

We were in the World of Disney store in DTD. I was with my DD, DS Dsis, DFriend and her 2 DD's. I was trying on a hoodie, asking everyone's opinion. Then when I tried to take it off, I lifted up my shirt along with it! If my Dsis didn't catch it and pull my shirt down I probably would have taken off my shirt with the hoodie! Of course when something like that happens you can count on your family to show support....NOT! They all ran in different directions laughing so hard they were crying! I just wanted to crawl under a rock!

[smylie1]

We were leaving MK, had written down where our van was, and walked straight to it from the tram. We opened the doors, DS threw a T-shirt that was on the back seat onto the third row seats, I tossed DH's sunglasses onto the dashboard, aggrovated that he'd put them in my seat when I was getting ready to get in, and poured out DS's hot Pepsi that was in the cup holder. Just then, DH says, "This is not our van." I then noticed the hair scrunchies and flip-flops on the floorboard that were definitly not mine. We all hurridly closed the doors and looked around. Thank goodness no one was around. Our van was 3 vehicles down from it's twin. I wonder what they thought when they got there and all their stuff was moved and the Pepsi was gone. I also wonder who goes to WDW and doesn't lock their doors. That should've been our first clue that it wasn't ours. DH is OCD about locking doors.

[DisGirlAllie]

We were leaving MK, had written down where our van was, and walked straight to it from the tram. We opened the doors, DS threw a T-shirt that was on the back seat onto the third row seats, I tossed DH's sunglasses onto the dashboard, aggrovated that he'd put them in my seat when I was getting ready to get in, and poured out DS's hot Pepsi that was in the cup holder. Just then, DH says, "This is not our van." I then noticed the hair scrunchies and flip-flops on the floorboard that were definitly not mine. We all hurridly closed the doors and looked around. Thank goodness no one was around. Our van was 3 vehicles down from it's twin. I wonder what they thought when they got there and all their stuff was moved and the Pepsi was gone. I also wonder who goes to WDW and doesn't lock their doors. That should've been our first clue that it wasn't ours. DH is OCD about locking doors.
:lmao:
The exact same thing happened to us. Not Disney related but still very embarassing for my mom.
We were coming out of Target a few years ago. We got in the car, shut the door, put the keys in the ignition. The problem? The car wouldn't turn on. I looked around and then went "Mom, not our car" She stood, screamed, and then ran like **** to our car. We sat in the car for a minute to catch our breath when we look back at the car. We saw the people walk over to the car. We didn't even stay long enough to see their reaction we just drove the heck away as fast as we could!

[SPJammer]

We were leaving MK, had written down where our van was, and walked straight to it from the tram. We opened the doors, DS threw a T-shirt that was on the back seat onto the third row seats, I tossed DH's sunglasses onto the dashboard, aggrovated that he'd put them in my seat when I was getting ready to get in, and poured out DS's hot Pepsi that was in the cup holder. Just then, DH says, "This is not our van." I then noticed the hair scrunchies and flip-flops on the floorboard that were definitly not mine. We all hurridly closed the doors and looked around. Thank goodness no one was around. Our van was 3 vehicles down from it's twin. I wonder what they thought when they got there and all their stuff was moved and the Pepsi was gone. I also wonder who goes to WDW and doesn't lock their doors. That should've been our first clue that it wasn't ours. DH is OCD about locking doors.

Hrmmm:scratchin so that explains why my Pepsi was empty and my T-shirt was missing. I thought one of the ghosts escaped from Haunted Mansion and was trying to use our van as an escape vehicle. :confused3

J/K :rotfl2: :rolleyes1

[DisGirlAllie]

Hrmmm:scratchin so that explains why my Pepsi was empty and my T-shirt was missing. I thought one of the ghosts escaped from Haunted Mansion and was trying to use our van as an escape vehicle. :confused3

J/K :rotfl2: :rolleyes1

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[chrismb22]

This is more funny than embarrassing but what the heXX. My best friend and I were at Universal and it started POURING -- so like everyone else, we did the poncho run. Well, we went to put them on and since we we both had bags and stuff to hold, we thought it would be easier to help each other out. We walk away, everything's fine as we are going in the same direction. Next thing you know, she goes in one direction and I go in the other and we started pulling each other. Turns out we snapped our ponchos together. You should have seen the strange looks we got from people -- especially cause we couldn't stop laughing about it. We were in tears from laughing so hard. Now, whenever its' time to put a poncho on we go to opposite ends of the room.

[Maine-iac]

This is more funny than embarrassing but what the heXX. My best friend and I were at Universal and it started POURING -- so like everyone else, we did the poncho run. Well, we went to put them on and since we we both had bags and stuff to hold, we thought it would be easier to help each other out. We walk away, everything's fine as we are going in the same direction. Next thing you know, she goes in one direction and I go in the other and we started pulling each other. Turns out we snapped our ponchos together. You should have seen the strange looks we got from people -- especially cause we couldn't stop laughing about it. We were in tears from laughing so hard. Now, whenever its' time to put a poncho on we go to opposite ends of the room.

Now that sounds like something I would do. Too funny!:lmao:

[chris&adrimom]

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN DISNEYLAND, WHILE WALKING DOWN THE EXIT RAMP FROM AUTOTOPIA, I WAS WALKING WITH MY WHOLE FAMILY HAVING A BLAST TALKING ABOUT HOW FUN THE RIDE WAS:woohoo: . I THEN DISENGAGED MYSELF FROM THIER CONVERSATION AND STARTED LOOKING AROUND (WHILE STILL TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THEM) TO SEE WHAT RIDE WOULD BE FUN TO GO ON NEXT. THE NEXT THING I KNOW I FELT SOMETHING UNDERNEATH ME. FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON SOMEONE HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA TO PUT A TRASHCAN ON THE EXIT RAMP, ME NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHERE I WAS GOING RAN RIGHT INTO IT. NOT ONLY DID I RUN INTO IT, I WAS RIDING IT. SWAYING BACK AND FOURTH TRYING TO REGAIN NOT ONLY MY BALANCE BUT MY SELF ESTEEM AS WELL. TALK ABOUT EMBARASING, NOT ONLY DID MY WHOLE FAMILY STAND THERE IN SHOCK AS THE WHOLE THING HAPPENED, BUT ANOTHER FAMILY WITNESSED THE WHOLE THING AS WELL. :eek: WHO WOULD'VE EVER THOUGHT I'D CREATE MY OWN RIDE AT DISNEY.:banana:

[MissMet]

My family went to WDW for a vacation a few years ago. My brother was about 19 at the time. We were staying at Poly & wanted to go to Epcot for the day. We took the monorail over to TnT to catch the monorail to Epcot. It was a very busy day & there were a lot of people waiting for the monorail. The monorail came & my family entered an empty car & took our seats. Then the other side's doors opened & everyone from the TnT parking lot got their chance to enter the monorail. People came piling in. My parents raised us right- we can't imagine not offering our seat to anyone who made need it. Anyway, my brother was sitting & a family walked into our car. The mother was standing in front of my brother with a toddler, while the dad was on the other side of the car with the stroller. Once the monorail got moving on our way & all the chaos of getting on a full monorail ended, my brother wanted to do the right thing & let the mom & her child, whom she was struggling to hold, sit. So in front of our whole monorail car my brother spits out, very loud, to the standing mother, "Excuse me mam, would you like to stand?" :laughing: We just looked at him in kinda disbelief then laughed. He of course stammered for the right words until he finally got the point across. The mom was very nice about it & kinda giggled at him, while thanking him. Then we spent the rest of the ten minutes in awkward silence on the way to Epcot, :rolleyes1 trying to not make fun of the whole situation. :lmao: That ride never felt so long.

Now whenever anyone in my family gets on the monorail we all think, "Excuse me mam, would you like to stand?"

[mom2mykids]

:rotfl2: Bump........these are just too funny!

[N10CJT]

Bumping to keep this alive. Funny stories in here...

[macraven]

since no one i know reads this thread, i might post my embarrassing moment here.

i would never live it down if one of my friends found out. :eek:

[pkondz]

since no one i know reads this thread, i might post my embarrassing moment here.

i would never live it down if one of my friends found out. :eek:

ok, now you've just got to spill it! :surfweb:

[Amyg]

I posted this over a year ago but...

Years ago when my son was five we were in one of the stores. I saw what I thought was a figurine with Tinkerbell sitting on a cushion. I started to pick it up and discovered it was a salt and pepper shaker but before I knew it the top (Tinkerbell) began to fall off her cushion! I tried to grab it with my other hand and the bag I had hanging on my arm hit the table and two more sets fell to the floor! :scared1: Well one of the CM's came up to us and my then five year old son looked at her and yelled, "My mom did it!" Needless to say I was already embarrassed enough without the little "angel" pointing out my little accident!

[cabanafrau]

I posted this over a year ago but...

Years ago when my son was five we were in one of the stores. I saw what I thought was a figurine with Tinkerbell sitting on a cushion. I started to pick it up and discovered it was a salt and pepper shaker but before I knew it the top (Tinkerbell) began to fall off her cushion! I tried to grab it with my other hand and the bag I had hanging on my arm hit the table and two more sets fell to the floor! :scared1: Well one of the CM's came up to us and my then five year old son looked at her and yelled, "My mom did it!" Needless to say I was already embarrassed enough without the little "angel" pointing out my little accident!

A classic mom moment for the ages! Don't forget to trot that out at his wedding rehearsal dinner & other auspicious occasions in his life -- guaranteed to spark up any occasion w/ just the right amount of hilarity! :rotfl:

[kelmac284]

I've got two. My daughters are six and seven and insist on using the restrooms themselves. Well we were at Disneyland this past July and we were all in seperate stalls when someone let out a rather loud passing of gas. Well very loudly my youngest said "awwww mom was that YOUUUU". Luckily I was behind a door but I said NOOOO. BEEE QUIET!!! But there was several bouts of laughter from the adjoining stalls and my face was definitely burning.

And then later on that same trip I was in another stall and my daughter finished before I did and I had one of those stalls that the lock didn't work so great and my daughter came up and pushed on it and of course the thing flew open and there I was sitting there for all to see and boy did they. Needless to say once again my face was extremely red!

[kelmac284]

I thought of another one. This didn't happen to me but to my dad. Usually it is just my family and mostly my mom but VERY rarely does my dad ever join us. Well he did join us for the 50th in 05 and we wanted to all go on ToT. Well even my 4 year old loves it and we wanted him to go and thought if he went he would like it but knew if he knew what really happened he would chicken out so we told him it was "just an elevator ride" LOL.

So he gets on but we failed to mention that there were the handles. Well he was sitting next to a teenage boy and when it dropped the first time apparently he reached out and grabbed the first thing he could which was the boy next to him's leg. I didn't buy the pic but the boy next to him was giving him the strangest look. And needless to say dad didn't trust us anymore after that and won't be going on it again LOL. I should have bought the pic though cuz the look on dad's face and that boys was priceless. He probably thought my dad who is in his 60's was some perv. LOL.

[kelmac284]

Ok I have been trying to read this whole thread and thought of yet ANOTHER funny story. This is not really embarrassing to me but I think it may have been for Crush or at least the parents of this kid.

We were at Turtle Talk with Crush and they go around and ask kids questions. Well Crush comes out with a bikini top on his head and asks this kid what this thing was on his head. The kid is about 5 and says it is a bra. Everyone laughs and then Crush says "what is that?" The kids then proceeds to say it holds up your ****s. Everyone in the theater just busted a gut and for the first time Crush couldn't even talk. It was so funny. I was just crying. I'm sure his parents were just dying!

[Marty Joe]

It was our first night at MK following a very early flight. The parade had just started and there were no places to sit or stand. We decided to go back to the Poly and watch the fireworks from the beach (with a Mai Tai in each hand) and we took a shortcut through the shops to get out quicker. On our way through the glass blower shop, someone bumped into someone, who bumped into someone, and they bumped into meeeeee! It had been raining and I had a Mickey umbrella stuck in my backpack. By the time the last shard hit the floor, all the bumpers had cleared out, the parade stopped in its tracks, and all the parade watchers were looking in the window. You could hear a pin drop. The glass blower guy looked at me like I just kicked his dog. Even my DW and DD abandoned ship. I was in the wrong place - at the wrong time! I will never carry an umbrella again - not ever - no how - for any reason!! I will never go into the glass blower store again - not ever - no way - for any reason!!:sad2:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Great thread! I have several, but will have to edit and post them later!! If I don't, I will gett the BOOT!:cool1: :cool1:

[Amyg]

It was our first night at MK following a very early flight. The parade had just started and there were no places to sit or stand. We decided to go back to the Poly and watch the fireworks from the beach (with a Mai Tai in each hand) and we took a shortcut through the shops to get out quicker. On our way through the glass blower shop, someone bumped into someone, who bumped into someone, and they bumped into meeeeee! It had been raining and I had a Mickey umbrella stuck in my backpack. By the time the last shard hit the floor, all the bumpers had cleared out, the parade stopped in its tracks, and all the parade watchers were looking in the window. You could hear a pin drop. The glass blower guy looked at me like I just kicked his dog. Even my DW and DD abandoned ship. I was in the wrong place - at the wrong time! I will never carry an umbrella again - not ever - no how - for any reason!! I will never go into the glass blower store again - not ever - no way - for any reason!!:sad2:

OMG!!:eek: I FEEL for you!

[danalee]

I think I post this on another thread a while back, but it always gives us a chuckle!
We were at Rose-n-crown one evening, in the middle of dinner and there were 10 of us.
My son at the time was 5 and when he had to go potty it was at that very moment, and always at dinner. So he announces he "has to go" So my hubby gets up to take him, not happy cause I am like go, go now, go, go! So my hubby says "dont let them take my plate" ok no problem.:thumbsup2

Well many minutes go by, we are all done eating and the waitress is taking plates away, when they return, neither of which are looking to happy.
So you know in good mom fashion I'm like "what, whats wrong, what is it" my DH says nothing, forget it, nothing. :mad:
The table is stone quiet(knowing something is up) and my DH who still had a half a plate of food and who always eats everything, says to the waitress "you can take mine too" :confused:
so then I know something is wrong, DH not finishing his fish and chips, just dosent happen!

So again I am nagging what, what happened, what so wrong. So DH says quietly says "he pooped his pants". Now my son who this entire time has not said a word, was just sitting there with this "I'm going to kill you look" on his face.:mad:
So I looked at him "honey its ok accidents happen even in disney" he says very upset "thats not it" meaning thats not why he is so mad. So I turn to my DH thinking he must have said something to my son about this to upset him, "what did you say to him" he says Nothing, and my sweet little son says rather loudly "He didnt say anything, he did something.....he put my poopy underware in his pocket!!":eek: :eek: :scared1: :scared1:

We all were stunned silient, the waitress turns and walks away,and my DH says "well they were new disney underware":sad2: :sad2:

We all lost it, and then knew why he didnt finish eating!:sick:

And yes I made hime throw the "underware" away and then we off in search of even "newer" disney underware!:rolleyes1

[pkondz]

It was our first night at MK following a very early flight. The parade had just started and there were no places to sit or stand. We decided to go back to the Poly and watch the fireworks from the beach (with a Mai Tai in each hand) and we took a shortcut through the shops to get out quicker. On our way through the glass blower shop, someone bumped into someone, who bumped into someone, and they bumped into meeeeee! It had been raining and I had a Mickey umbrella stuck in my backpack. By the time the last shard hit the floor, all the bumpers had cleared out, the parade stopped in its tracks, and all the parade watchers were looking in the window. You could hear a pin drop. The glass blower guy looked at me like I just kicked his dog. Even my DW and DD abandoned ship. I was in the wrong place - at the wrong time! I will never carry an umbrella again - not ever - no how - for any reason!! I will never go into the glass blower store again - not ever - no way - for any reason!!:sad2:

ok... I gotta know. I know Disney usually looks the other way when people break stuff... but this! Did you have to buy any shards? Enquiring minds want to know! :surfweb:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

O.K. I guess I'll have to tell on myself. My now DW and I were dating in 1993, and after a few months, I took her to Disneyland (a final test?!) We were staying at the Disneyland Hotel (before the Downtown Disney area was put in) On the second day there, we were walking around the center area of shops that used to be there. I decided that we needed some souvineers to take home, and liking functional devices I purchased a backscratcher made of bamboo, with a Disney logo "burned" onto the handle.

Living in Southern California, I always had to have my Ray Bans on!:cool2: The downside is that they were so dark, I had to take them off to see my money to pay for the backscratcher. being truely dexterious, I held onto the backscratcher and my sunglasses with the same hand, and got my change back from the clerk and put it in my pocket! My now DW was looking around it the shop, and I asked her if she wanted anything and she said no, so we turned out to the door and into the bright sunlight. AS you can guess, I started to put my sunglassses on, and jabbed myself in the right eye with the backscratcher. My now DW deadpanned, "Thats probably gonna hurt!", and I think I said something like "I probably shouldn't have done that!":sad2:

We went back to our room, and dropped off the backscratcher and some other things we had bought. My DW used some of her contact lens soultion to quickly rinse out my eye, and even though it was stinging, we went back to the MK for the afternoon and evening portion of our trip.

After about an hour of trying to have fun, the eye got worse and teared up so bad that we ended up going to the medical facility off of Main street. The nurse on duty took one look at the eye and called security to escort me to the ER a short distance away. I (and DW) got to see "behind the scenes" and a quick cart ride and then a car ride to the ER!

At the ER, an intern looked at the eye and put some medication on it to prevent infection etc. (he also asked me several times, when DW was absent, if I had done this myself!)(last chance to get even!!) but I told him again that I had done it. ( I think the ER nurses were giggling behind the curtins, or maby it was my DW!)

After I was done at the ER, Disney security actually picked us up at the ER and took us to the hotel! The next day we went back to the Magic Kindom and I got my first Pirate Eyepatch! (and wore it for real!)pirate:

A bit of "back" story: Eariler in the day, I had proposed marrige at the magic Kindom and she said Yes! (Then we rode splash mountain!):thumbsup2

As a "post" story, years later while having an eye exam for LASIC eye surgery, I told the doctor about the bamboo attack! He thought it was funny(he had a really good sense of humor) So a month later, during my eye surgery, with my head strapped down and eye numb, he goes" hey, look, I think its a piece of bamboo!" (HA!)

I got him back!, as I was walking back into the waiting room, I grabbed the wall and asked my DW in a mock whisper, "The pain is terrible, did they get the blood that squirted out of my eye off of me?" (the waiting surgery paitents seemed a little concerned) :scared1: (for those of you that haven't had it, the surgery is totally painless, and your eye just feels slightly irratated for a day or so)

[sparklemom]

OK...you have to see it from my eyes. My DH, DS and nephew are riding a very crowded bus home to OKW from MK at 2 am. Now, my DS was about 11 at the time...and he thought....like most little boys that age...that public flagulence was.....hilarious :confused3

Well, he must have let out a silent attack that night....

Keep in mind....it is 2 am...and very dark.....so I cannot see them well....but it is what I hear that is so hysterical and....embarassing.....


DH...."Oh holy hell, what is that?"
DH looks at my 16 nephew...he has his t-shirt pulled up over his nose...as a makeshift gas-mask

Our Nephew points to DS who is acting innocent and ignoring them.

DH "Man, my eyes are watering!" Something must have crawled up him and died!" :headache:

DH...gaging...says to our nephew..."Why didn't you warn me?"

Nephew replies...."Dude, every man for himself."

This reminds me of a cross-country drive my family took when I was eight years old. I remember it well because it was during the energy crisis and my brother and I were wedged in the back of a 1977 Toyota Corolla, which had less leg room than your average airline seat. It was also the summer that my brother learned to (there's no other way to put it) fart at will. State after state passed by as my brother broke wind, cheerfully fouling the air in the car. My dad was yelling furiously at him to stop,and my mom (dear, gullible Mom) kept insisting that he couldn't help it.

About two-thirds of the way through the trip, we stopped off at an attraction called (amusingly enough, in light of what happened next) Wind Cave. We joined a tour group and descended into the bowels of the earth. At one point, to emphasize the sound that gives the cave its name, the tour guide turned off his flashlight, plunging us in total darkness. A beat -- and then the loudest, longest, fruitiest fart you ever heard. Everyone in the group broke into hysterics. The light came back on, revealing my grinning brother, livid father, and completely mortified mother. It was pretty clear to everyone that our family was responsible.

The good thing from my perspective was that after this, Mom was finally convinced that my DB could in fact help it, and he got fined every time he farted for the rest of the trip.

[LisaNJ25]

ok.. I cant believe I am going to post this..:cool2:

Our first night we had dinner at Ohanas.. boy the food was good but something just didn't agree with with me. So after a long time in the bathroom outside of Ohanas we took the monorail back to MK to catch the bus to POR. So on the way back I didn't think I was going to make it.. Once we got off I ran to the bathroom I ran down the ramp and to the bathrooms outside of MK to the right.. thats a long run when you have to go.. thankfully there was only a cleaning lady in there.. well she didn't last long:rolleyes1 than a few minutes later 2 ladies come in with a british accent, one goes. wow something smells rotten in here:scared: nahhh that couldn't be me could it. The bus ride back felt like the longest I had even been on.. when really is was 10-15 minutes. At one point I thought I was going to ask the bus driver to pull over and I was going to run in the woods. Back to the resort I got off at the main building and ran in there. It seemed like it was never going to end.

Some people spend a day eating or drinking around the world.. I spent the night pooping all over the world.

[Jill in Chicago]

Okay pooping all over the world. That is hysterical! You have a great sense of humor to be able to look back at that and laugh!!!

[pkondz]

It was also the summer that my brother learned to (there's no other way to put it) fart at will... About two-thirds of the way through the trip, we stopped off at an attraction called (amusingly enough, in light of what happened next) Wind Cave. We joined a tour group and descended into the bowels of the earth.

:lmao:

[oliviansmom17]

:goodvibes

[jerseygirl82]

I think I post this on another thread a while back, but it always gives us a chuckle!
We were at Rose-n-crown one evening, in the middle of dinner and there were 10 of us.
My son at the time was 5 and when he had to go potty it was at that very moment, and always at dinner. So he announces he "has to go" So my hubby gets up to take him, not happy cause I am like go, go now, go, go! So my hubby says "dont let them take my plate" ok no problem.:thumbsup2

Well many minutes go by, we are all done eating and the waitress is taking plates away, when they return, neither of which are looking to happy.
So you know in good mom fashion I'm like "what, whats wrong, what is it" my DH says nothing, forget it, nothing. :mad:
The table is stone quiet(knowing something is up) and my DH who still had a half a plate of food and who always eats everything, says to the waitress "you can take mine too" :confused:
so then I know something is wrong, DH not finishing his fish and chips, just dosent happen!

So again I am nagging what, what happened, what so wrong. So DH says quietly says "he pooped his pants". Now my son who this entire time has not said a word, was just sitting there with this "I'm going to kill you look" on his face.:mad:
So I looked at him "honey its ok accidents happen even in disney" he says very upset "thats not it" meaning thats not why he is so mad. So I turn to my DH thinking he must have said something to my son about this to upset him, "what did you say to him" he says Nothing, and my sweet little son says rather loudly "He didnt say anything, he did something.....he put my poopy underware in his pocket!!":eek: :eek: :scared1: :scared1:

We all were stunned silient, the waitress turns and walks away,and my DH says "well they were new disney underware":sad2: :sad2:

We all lost it, and then knew why he didnt finish eating!:sick:

And yes I made hime throw the "underware" away and then we off in search of even "newer" disney underware!:rolleyes1

and this is where I started laughing so hard I am crying! :rotfl2:

[jerseygirl82]

Ok so this isn't so much an embarrassing moment but a :rotfl2: moment. Last October me, DH, my best friend and her bf were sitting outside MGM waiting for the bus back to CSR. :rotfl2: There was no one else there but the 4 of us and this cute little family goes walking by. At the back of the pack is a little girl about 4 or 5 years old and she was adorable. She is skipping towards us and stops abruptly in front of my best friend, looks her dead in the eye and whispers "you're a b*!$%" and then skips along on her merry way. :rotfl: :lmao: I turned to my friend and said "how do you know that kid?" :rotfl2:

that is THE funniest thing that has ever happened to me at Disney.

[pkondz]

Bumpitty bump! :surfweb:

[kimluvswdw]

In May while we were staying at Fort Wilderness, I wrecked our golf cart into the picnic table ad then into the motorhome. I know several people heard because the crash was loud. I guess I hit the gas instead of the brake.

[DisGirlAllie]

The cross country road trip story reminds me of something else. It happened today during school. During Family and Consumer Sciences actually. Our teacher was standing at the front of the class next to a guy named Willy. He's a dorky dork. So he's standing up there next to her. She's ranting on about something and tell the class too. "And you have to remember to measure with the correct tools and OH MY GOD WTH IS THAT SMELL!?!?!?!?!?"

[bellelab]

Ok so this isn't so much an embarrassing moment but a :rotfl2: moment. Last October me, DH, my best friend and her bf were sitting outside MGM waiting for the bus back to CSR. :rotfl2: There was no one else there but the 4 of us and this cute little family goes walking by. At the back of the pack is a little girl about 4 or 5 years old and she was adorable. She is skipping towards us and stops abruptly in front of my best friend, looks her dead in the eye and whispers "you're a b*!$%" and then skips along on her merry way. :rotfl: :lmao: I turned to my friend and said "how do you know that kid?" :rotfl2:

that is THE funniest thing that has ever happened to me at Disney.

:scared1: Did her parents hear her say it? Did you say anything to her or her parents? It is kind of funny since that is just completely unexpected but if that were my kid I would've died! Sounds like you guys had a great sense of humor. :rotfl:

[kidsluvmickey]

Okay, we were visiting in the Summer and it was over 100 degrees. I felt like I was melting. To understand the rest of the story, you need to know that I was wearing a white tank top and it should be noted that I am well endowed. Now the rest of the storyt, We were waiting in line for the bus to take us back to the hotel. My 4 year old was asleep and I was holding her and she is resting her head on my chest. When we boarded the bus of course there were no seats left. So, as my family squeezed itself in, we were the last ones admitted on the bus. Everyone was looking at us. Before we pulled away a very nice man offered me his seat. I thanked and went to sit down. Again everyone is looking at us as now everyone has to rearrange them selves on the bus so my daughter and I can get to the seat. I finally sit down and there seems to a collective sigh of relief from everyone on the bus. My beautiful daughter opens her eyes, picks her head up off my chest and looks at me and declares, "Mommy, I love your big-white-****ies"! Needless to say I am mortified and my husband and 6 year old son just look away like they don't know who we are. I don't think I have ever been so embarrassed in my life!:confused:

[wen8jr]

I love this thread! LOL

[letthewookiewin]

My most embarressing moment happened at the MK during MNSSHP October 2006. I was dressing as the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio. I was wearing the dress I wore as my sister's matron of honor, and it went all the way to the ground. My DS's insisted on going on Tomorrowland® Indy Speedway. As I was getting out of the car, I stepped on my dress and pulled myself right back down in the seat. I was so embarressed! I looked up at the people who were waiting to get in the car, and I imagined they would be laughing or at least giggling. Instead the man, who was dressed at Willy Wonka, offered me his hand and helped me out of the car. I of course said, "Thank you very much sir," with a smile. Then as we walked away, I told my DS's that was how a true gentleman acts.

[JNCMOM]

Not in WDW - but on the way there - we rented a minivan -(all look alike) we parked in front of the hotel and I (very pregnant at the time) ran in to get something at the front desk - it was rainning when I came out and I had put my head down and ran to the car - well I opened up the side door jumped in and looked up to see that it was NOT my family in the car. :confused3 Meanwhile my family was watching me from the next car over and laughing the whole time.:rotfl:

[Flametamr]

My family hasn't had too many embarrassing moments, but this one from a few years ago sticks out.

I talked my mom into finally going on ToT. I had been on it a few times before, so I loved it. She was starting to freak out once we got on the elevator and went through the area with the ghosts and such. Once the wall opened and we started going up, she started screaming, and once we dropped, I had my arms up, and she's screaming "JESSICA HOLD ON TO THE DAMN BAR!!!!!!!" and she grabs my arm and the man's arm sitting next to her (whom we don't know) and holds on for dear life screaming for the rest of the drops. When we got off the man was very understanding, but it was hilarious and I still talk about whenever we're on ToT. :teeth:


I had a simular incident a few weeks ago. My brothing in law and I rode the TOT. Well sitting next to me is an attractive lady and her husband or boyfriend is on the other side. As were starting out she looks at me and says if I grab you I'm sorry these things scare me. I said it's no problem if you do. Well sure enough at the first drop she seized my arm in a death grip. Then as luck would have it we experienced the longest jumpiest TOT ride I have ever been on. We literally went up and down 10 times. When it finally stopped she realized we were attatched and she turned beat red and started stammering. I just smiled and told her it was fun for me too. After we exited I looked down and I had red finger prints embeded in my arm and they stayed for probably 30 minutes.

[Holly Sox]

:wave2:

Hi, everyone.. I am still pretty new here. I have enjoyed reading this thread and my children think I've gone crazy.

Don't have any Disney moments to share, yet... but with 2 boys I am sure that at least one will happen when we are there in 6 weeks. :banana:

I do have a really funny story though...

A few years ago we went to Charlotte for the Coca Cola 600 weekend with my in-laws and stayed in their RV. My boys were 4 and 11 then. After 3 days of RV showers, I decided that we HAD to go to the shower facility to get them cleaned up. I sent my older son into the men's side but brought the little one with me. This was a HUGE shower house with about 30 showers side-by-side. I stripped him, and then started undressing myself. In the loudest voice possible, he shrieked, "MOMMY!!!!!! WHY YOU GOT HAIR ON YOUR PEE PEE?????????"

I stayed in that shower for about 45 minutes, just praying that everyone else would be done by then.

:eek:

Holly in SC

[remfaerie]

Most embarrassing, well, a few days before our 2 week trip to the world a note came home from school that there was a confirmed case of lice in the class and to check your kid thoroughly.

I went through DD's hair, everything was fine, I picked up some lice treatment to pack just in case. Well you can guess what happened, a week or so later we are in the pool at BC and her wet hair is plastered to her head from swimming and in the sunlight I see a 'movement' :scared1:

Oh. Mah. Gawd. :scared:

I look closer and I see 'things' and I am totally freaked out, most because I am sharing a room with her!!!! I've never dealt with lice before and was freaked to see it on my child.

I drag her up to the room, and get out the treatment, it said to use a half bottle - I used the whole thing! had her sitting with it under the shower cap on the balcony for 45 minutes. Meanwhile the embarassing part, calling Housekeeping and telling them I need all new bedding, pillows, blankets etc... for both beds, just in case and explaining what happened - I felt like such a loser Mom and the housekeeper didn't look too impressed with me either!!

New hair brushes, I threw out all her scrunchies, bagged her worn clothes and threw it all out. Bought new tee shirts etc...

My sincere apologies to whomever slept in DD's bed next :eek:

Hey, what hotel did you stay at? Room? LOL :rotfl:

[remfaerie]

:wave2:

Hi, everyone.. I am still pretty new here. I have enjoyed reading this thread and my children think I've gone crazy.

Don't have any Disney moments to share, yet... but with 2 boys I am sure that at least one will happen when we are there in 6 weeks. :banana:

I do have a really funny story though...

A few years ago we went to Charlotte for the Coca Cola 600 weekend with my in-laws and stayed in their RV. My boys were 4 and 11 then. After 3 days of RV showers, I decided that we HAD to go to the shower facility to get them cleaned up. I sent my older son into the men's side but brought the little one with me. This was a HUGE shower house with about 30 showers side-by-side. I stripped him, and then started undressing myself. In the loudest voice possible, he shrieked, "MOMMY!!!!!! WHY YOU GOT HAIR ON YOUR PEE PEE?????????"

I stayed in that shower for about 45 minutes, just praying that everyone else would be done by then.

:eek:

Holly in SC

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Rotf lmao :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[MinMouse]

This thread is really entertaining! I read through the whole thing! I have several embarassing Disney moments so I'll just give the highlights:

#1 -- On big family trip in December 2002 (14 people . . . . kids, cousins, grandparents, etc.) we went to MVMCP on our first night in WDW. First ride . . . Buzz Lightyear. I'm sitting on the right side of the seat. I have a backpack that has all the $$$, tickets, and other important trip stuff. You guessed it . . . it fell out. Our group is big and I'm trying to get someone else to pick it up. We're a competitive group; everyone is busy shooting the targets and I decide to take matters into my own hands. I get out and retrieve the bag. Ride stops. My family, who thinks I've lost it, is wondering why I'm out of my seat. The "announcer" comes on and tells us not to get out of our seats. CM does the walk through of the ride. I'm sure I'll be escorted off the ride and out of the park! I'll never live this one down! I am no longer allowed to sit on the right in Buzz and I don't carry anything of importance!

#2 -- Went down one of those "wedgie-inducing" rides in BB. Immediately fixed the bottom half and didn't notice that half of my top half was hanging out.

#3 -- Kind of gross and embarassing. DD12 didn't feel well on our Fantasmic night on our April trip. We had done the dinner with the special seating. SO we're just encouraging her to "buck up". She falls asleep during the "waiting". This should have been a sign. We make it through 3/4 of the show and head to the bathroom. :sick: Everything's ok and we decide to leave. She looses it at the SSR bus stop. YUCK! My apologies to anyone who went to that bus stop that evening! We tried explaining what happened to one of the security guards in front of MGM and he seemed confused when I told him they may want to get someone to clean it up. We did get a ride back to SSR from a MGM employee. I'm sure they didn't want us on that bus!

[seashoreCM]

On our way through the glass blower shop, someone bumped into someone, who bumped into someone, and they bumped into meeeeee! It had been raining and I had a Mickey umbrella stuck in my backpack. By the time the last shard hit the floor, all the bumpers had cleared out, the parade stopped in its tracks, and all the parade watchers were looking in the window. You could hear a pin drop. The glass blower guy looked at me like I just kicked his dog. Even my DW and DD abandoned ship. I was in the wrong place - at the wrong time! I will never carry an umbrella again - not ever - no how - for any reason!! :
Next time, yell "Quit pushing!"

Mad Magazine scene 1. Canyon with two people in 1700's clothing and on horseback on near side bank and crowd of people holding bows and arrows and standing on far side bank. Caption: "Look at all those Indians."
Scene 2. Only the far side showing some of the people falling off the edge. Caption: "Quit pushing back there!"

BTW, don't give up carrying your umbrella.

[pkondz]

:wave2:

Hi, everyone.. I am still pretty new here. I have enjoyed reading this thread and my children think I've gone crazy.

Don't have any Disney moments to share, yet... but with 2 boys I am sure that at least one will happen when we are there in 6 weeks. :banana:

I do have a really funny story though...

A few years ago we went to Charlotte for the Coca Cola 600 weekend with my in-laws and stayed in their RV. My boys were 4 and 11 then. After 3 days of RV showers, I decided that we HAD to go to the shower facility to get them cleaned up. I sent my older son into the men's side but brought the little one with me. This was a HUGE shower house with about 30 showers side-by-side. I stripped him, and then started undressing myself. In the loudest voice possible, he shrieked, "MOMMY!!!!!! WHY YOU GOT HAIR ON YOUR PEE PEE?????????"

I stayed in that shower for about 45 minutes, just praying that everyone else would be done by then.

:eek:

Holly in SC

:lmao:
BTW welcome to the DIS and check your PM! :surfweb:

[DJ Disney Kid]

My most embarrasing moment took place when my girlfriend and I were leaving the Sci-Fi Dine In Theater. She was walking ahead of me a little bit and a guy cast member working at the Sci-Fi was heading my direction so I went to move out of the way and he moved the same way, then I moved left and he moved left, then right and he right and eventually when we finally got out of eachothers way he makes the comment "We'll dance later bro!", to which my girlfriend busted out laughing. She still brings it up, LOL! I guess it was a pretty good ZinG. :laughing:

[Echo queen]

Not in WDW - but on the way there - we rented a minivan -(all look alike) we parked in front of the hotel and I (very pregnant at the time) ran in to get something at the front desk - it was rainning when I came out and I had put my head down and ran to the car - well I opened up the side door jumped in and looked up to see that it was NOT my family in the car. :confused3 Meanwhile my family was watching me from the next car over and laughing the whole time.:rotfl:

:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:

[Princessbaby]

My embarrassing moment was last month:
My family and I were at the Grand Floridian Cafe doing the 1900 PF dinner with Cinderella and all. My DD3 was all dressed up in a dress with all the princesses on it and had her hair done nicely. We are all acting civilized and having a good time. Well, my DD announces that she has to go potty and so I proceed to get up and get her out of her chair and I am making my way to the front of the restaurant (we were of course all the way in the back) and the closer I get to the front the louder she's getting with her "hurry my poops are coming!". We finally made it to the front and stopped and asked a CM were the nearest potty (yes, I said potty and she looked at me funny and I corrected myself and told her we needed a bathroom). She pointed to where we needed to go- we get there , and the poops disappeared. I had to then turn around and walk right by all the tables again that she just finished announcing where our destination was. I quickly put her back in her seat and sat down red in the face. People probably wondered why we were back so quickly.
Gotta love 3y.o.s! My DH and sons got a kick out of it- they could hear her as we walked away!

[Chuck65]

Not in WDW - but on the way there - we rented a minivan -(all look alike) we parked in front of the hotel and I (very pregnant at the time) ran in to get something at the front desk - it was rainning when I came out and I had put my head down and ran to the car - well I opened up the side door jumped in and looked up to see that it was NOT my family in the car. :confused3 Meanwhile my family was watching me from the next car over and laughing the whole time.:rotfl:


:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[Mom2JoeyandBen]

We went to Epcot during our trip for our 3 year olds birthday. Our youngest son was only 2 and half months old at the time. We really wanted to go on Nemo and see turtle talk so we headed there first. They won't let you take a stroller into the ride so I put the baby into a carrier that you wear on your chest. His diaper was changed right before we went in so I figure we could make the ride and the show with no problem. Well the ride was closed down for some reason so we walked around for awhile until it was time to stand in line for the turtle talk. While standing there I started to smell something really bad, but I thought to myself it can't be my baby. He was just changed. Well the smell got worse and I started to believe that maybe it was my baby but I was at the front of the line so I said well I'll change him when we are done here. That would have worked but, a nice lady standing next to me tapped me and said " I think you baby's diaper is leaking!" I looked down and sure enough there was poop on me, my leg, my shoe, and all over the floor. I was mortified! I got my husband and son and told them we have to change the baby. THey didn't seem to grasp the problem becuase they didn't come with me with out a huge fight. Once they saw the amount of poop on me and started smelling me they realize that there would be no turtle talk for them that day! In the end I cleaned up, the baby was changed and I was too embrassed to go back to Turtle talk so we didn't get to see it. Hopefully our trip in Dec we will be able to see it.

[mattsdragon]

This reminds me of a cross-country drive my family took when I was eight years old. I remember it well because it was during the energy crisis and my brother and I were wedged in the back of a 1977 Toyota Corolla, which had less leg room than your average airline seat. It was also the summer that my brother learned to (there's no other way to put it) fart at will. State after state passed by as my brother broke wind, cheerfully fouling the air in the car. My dad was yelling furiously at him to stop,and my mom (dear, gullible Mom) kept insisting that he couldn't help it.

About two-thirds of the way through the trip, we stopped off at an attraction called (amusingly enough, in light of what happened next) Wind Cave. We joined a tour group and descended into the bowels of the earth. At one point, to emphasize the sound that gives the cave its name, the tour guide turned off his flashlight, plunging us in total darkness. A beat -- and then the loudest, longest, fruitiest fart you ever heard. Everyone in the group broke into hysterics. The light came back on, revealing my grinning brother, livid father, and completely mortified mother. It was pretty clear to everyone that our family was responsible.

The good thing from my perspective was that after this, Mom was finally convinced that my DB could in fact help it, and he got fined every time he farted for the rest of the trip.


Ah, the '77 Corolla, I remember it well. I spent many long trips wedged in the back seat of one with my sister.

The drive to Martha's Vineyard from Va was lots of fun, especially with beach chairs in the seat with us.

[ms.yt]

My moment was at Typhoon Lagoon on my son's first trip in 2003, when he was 5. We decided to ride that family raft ride thing (I don't remember the name) not knowing that they give you the giant raft halfway up the stairs. It was just the two of us, and my son was too young to help. For any of you who've been on this before, you know that thing is bulky and difficult to carry. I must have tripped over it half a dozen times while going up the stairs, so by the time we got to the top, I was ready to get rid of it! Without thinking, I threw it down into the water as soon as we got to the top. I didn't realize that my son was in its path, and the force of the raft knocked him over into the rocks lining the edge of the water. :eek:
He immediately started wailing, but there were tons of people waiting to get on the ride behind me that seemed very impatient, as did the CMs operating the ride. So, I scooped him up into the raft and we proceeded down the ride with him wailing like a banshee the whole way down. He's usually pretty tough about getting hurt, so I knew it was bad when it took him about 20 minutes to quit crying. He was fine, but he had a huge red scrape on his leg for the rest of the trip. Every time we look at the pictures from the last half of the trip, I'm reminded how I nearly maimed my son at the happiest place on earth!

[pkondz]

Not embarrassed at WDW but it started there. When we were there last (2005 :sad1: it's been so long... and not going again 'til 2009! :sad: ) My DW and I decided we'd let the kids (DD4 & DD8 at the time) pick out a car antenna ball. "Go ahead", we said. "Pick out any one you want." Now, wherever I go, work, out with the boys, whatever, I'm accompanied by my nice pink princess antenna ball. princess: Oh well, my kids' happiness is more important than my dignity right?... Right?... Someone please tell me it is... please?

[dauser]

A few years ago I went to WDW with my parents, staying at POFQ. At the time I was 30 and my mother 62. On the way to the hotel I mentioned to my parents that I had forgotten my toothbrush. We checked in, my parents to their room and me to mine, and agreed to unpack and meet up with each other in a little bit.

My mother, being the thoughtful person she is, decided to go down to the general store on her own and buy me a toothbrush. As she was making the purchase, the clerk asked my mother if she had forgotten her toothbrush and she responded that she hadn't. She then asked my mom if her husband had forgotten his toothbrush. My mom, not wanting to get into a full discussion of the circumstances responded by saying 'Yes, my husband forgot his toothbrush.'

Well, it turns out that only a couple of minutes or so after my mom decided to go to the store, I made the same decision on my own. I walked in and saw my mother completing her transaction. 'Oh, are you buying my toothrush for me?' I asked. Needless to say, my mom and I got a very strange look from the clerk! My mom answered 'Yes' and hurried me out of the store. It wasn't until later that I understood both the strange look and my mother's haste in getting us out of there!

I never thought I would be mistaken for my mother's husband, and hope it never happens again!

[sparklemom]

Ah, the '77 Corolla, I remember it well. I spent many long trips wedged in the back seat of one with my sister.

The drive to Martha's Vineyard from Va was lots of fun, especially with beach chairs in the seat with us.


Dear lord, I can't think how you'd fit beach chairs in there! :scared:

We used to do the Cape, too, but it was only a three hour drive (at least 45 min of which was the approach to the Sagamore Bridge).

[sparklemom]

I never thought I would be mistaken for my mother's husband, and hope it never happens again!

:lmao: Go Mom!

[chrismb22]

I never thought I would be mistaken for my mother's husband, and hope it never happens again!


Similar (but not at Disney) I have family in Vegas and when I was about 18/19 my dad and I were rushing to catch a plane to get there (it was a connecting flight so we were really booking from one terminal to another) Anyway, we get there and we wre like the last ones on the plane and the flight attendant checking our tickets looked at us and said "you two look like a Vegas couple" I almost passed out and then had the joy of explaining what she meant to my dad. I'll never forget it. :rotfl2:

[ddaz]

Great Thread!

[Figment's Girl]

I've been reading this thread all night and only up to page 14 but I have to leave two stories before I go to bed.

#1
All of my uncles are police officers in our home city and one of them played host to an officer coming from South Africa, his name is Gavin. He was here for 4 months and became very close to our family. He was fascinated with everything here. We all love Disney so we hopped in the car and took him down to Florida.
Now Gavin at the time was in his early 30s, 6' 4" and solid muscle. He is a cop from an area in Johannsburg that is very rough so when you look at him, you think he's a tough guy. I did too until we got done riding Splash Mountain and the two 8 year old boys that were sitting behind him were trying to help us pry his white knuckled fingers off the bar. The drop scared the crap out of him

#2 (This one I post only because my family thinks it's hilarious and still tease me)
For the first decade or so of my life, every year that we went to Disney, we stayed at Fort Wilderness. I always loved going to the Chip N' Dale fire and roast marshmellows. Well one time I was roasting a marshmellow and when I went to pull it off, I got it all over my hands and it was really hot so I tried to toss it into the fire. But of course it was stuck to my hand so it shot out like a yoyo before it came back and hit me square in the chest. My family was cracking up and I just wanted to get all of the mess off of me. Being 6, I figured I could just wipe it off on anything and it would go away. So I wiped my hand on the ground, only to end up with rocks and grass glued to my hand with marshmellow. To this day whenever we have marshmellows, I'm asked to entertain everyone.

[Praise2Him]

#2 (This one I post only because my family thinks it's hilarious and still tease me)
For the first decade or so of my life, every year that we went to Disney, we stayed at Fort Wilderness. I always loved going to the Chip N' Dale fire and roast marshmellows. Well one time I was roasting a marshmellow and when I went to pull it off, I got it all over my hands and it was really hot so I tried to toss it into the fire. But of course it was stuck to my hand so it shot out like a yoyo before it came back and hit me square in the chest. My family was cracking up and I just wanted to get all of the mess off of me. Being 6, I figured I could just wipe it off on anything and it would go away. So I wiped my hand on the ground, only to end up with rocks and grass glued to my hand with marshmellow. To this day whenever we have marshmellows, I'm asked to entertain everyone.

I can just picture this...it is hilarious! :lmao:

[Racemom17]

Our embarrassing moment could have been prevented if they sold muzzles for children. Last year I was standing in line with my 3 boys, Alex-10,Adam-6 and Nathan-3 at The Jungle Cruise...a CM monitoring the end of the line came over and was chatting to us. My youngest had on his Cars Lightning McQueen shirt. Now if there was ever a Disney character modeled after a human it had to be this guy. He had the same facial expression and teeth as Mater...and he had a very twangy accent...

CM to little one: Who is your favorite CARS character:
Nathan: Lightning
CM: My favorite is Mater (imagine that)
Adam: Well you look like him.
CM is not sure how to respond...I am just hoping the conversation ends at this point.
Adam: And you talk like him also.

Poor guy just kind of smiled and walked away...now I was thinking it but leave it to my little mouth with no filter...

[Disneywoz]

#2 (This one I post only because my family thinks it's hilarious and still tease me)
For the first decade or so of my life, every year that we went to Disney, we stayed at Fort Wilderness. I always loved going to the Chip N' Dale fire and roast marshmellows. Well one time I was roasting a marshmellow and when I went to pull it off, I got it all over my hands and it was really hot so I tried to toss it into the fire. But of course it was stuck to my hand so it shot out like a yoyo before it came back and hit me square in the chest. My family was cracking up and I just wanted to get all of the mess off of me. Being 6, I figured I could just wipe it off on anything and it would go away. So I wiped my hand on the ground, only to end up with rocks and grass glued to my hand with marshmellow. To this day whenever we have marshmellows, I'm asked to entertain everyone.

OMG....I love this one!!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[RoyalRoseBlue]

Not sure if I posted this yet, but I was working at CBR on my birthday and was guarding at the main pool. Everything was going well, when all of a sudden my knee just gave out on me. Well, sicne I was standing at the edge of the pool, as you can guess, I feel in. Water up my nose and everything. How embarrassing! I would have been more embarrassed if the other guard I was working with had to jump in and save me. Hmm, a lifeguard saving a lifeguard. Not good. So, the following week, I had to work in housekeeping making cute little animals out of washclothes. That was kind of fun!

[Fintastic]

Not Disney related, but only because DD hasn't been there yet. I'm sure I'll come back with some stories. Here are a couple that make me scared to take DD out in public:

The other night DD and I were outside when I pointed out the first star to pop out. (I think it was Venus, but whatever.) I said, “Look, let’s make a wish on that star! I wish for a big hug from DD.” So she jumped up into my arms and gave me a huge squeeze. I was thinking about how sweet she was. Then she farted against my arm and said, “You wished for that too.”

So much for my sweet little girl.

A couple of weeks ago we went to a concert put on by DH's church. At intermission I took DD to the bathroom. She picked a stall (“This one is perfect!”) and I stood outside waiting for her (since she refuses to let me in with her). The bathroom was crowded with women trying to finish before the end of intermission, so there were lots of witnesses when DD said suddenly and very loudly, “Hey Mommy – wanna see my butt?” The whole bathroom heard that and everybody started laughing. And the stall door swung open and there was my precious angel with her pants around her ankles. Why are preschoolers so fascinated with that stuff??

[Tammysue5]

I have to say that this thread has made my day! We just got back from WDW and although this may not seem as funny... it truly was one of those moments when you wish you had a camera to record the look on someones face. (Namely my 16 yr son)

We were riding the bus and a nice middle age couple was sitting across from us... she had on a one pc. swim suit w/shorts. There was a black bug in her hair and being polite we told her and she brushed it off,,,, well unbeknownst to her it landed on her swimsuit. I politely pointed that it was on her and she freaked out.... now she didn't just brush it off,,,, she literally yanked her top open and boomeranged the bug off. Giving our whole family full view of her ample chest. Not just a 'quicky-did-I-really-see-that" look... I was so proud of my family,, no one said a thing!!!!! My husband looked away and the 5 & 8 yr old girls put their heads down.... but it was my 16 yr old sons look that almost made me lose it! No one says a word until we get off the bus and my son says 'Man, I get flashed for the first time and that is what I see"....

Thinking this was a one time thing.... the next day my husband and I were on the bus and a lady and her two girls had come from one of the water parks and in an attempt to put her shirt on,,, she flashes us and then laughs. My husband later ask if he was wearing a sign saying... Flash me.

[Lisa Hale]

I have to say that this thread has made my day! We just got back from WDW and although this may not seem as funny... it truly was one of those moments when you wish you had a camera to record the look on someones face. (Namely my 16 yr son)

We were riding the bus and a nice middle age couple was sitting across from us... she had on a one pc. swim suit w/shorts. There was a black bug in her hair and being polite we told her and she brushed it off,,,, well unbeknownst to her it landed on her swimsuit. I politely pointed that it was on her and she freaked out.... now she didn't just brush it off,,,, she literally yanked her top open and boomeranged the bug off. Giving our whole family full view of her ample chest. Not just a 'quicky-did-I-really-see-that" look... I was so proud of my family,, no one said a thing!!!!! My husband looked away and the 5 & 8 yr old girls put their heads down.... but it was my 16 yr old sons look that almost made me lose it! No one says a word until we get off the bus and my son says 'Man, I get flashed for the first time and that is what I see"....

Thinking this was a one time thing.... the next day my husband and I were on the bus and a lady and her two girls had come from one of the water parks and in an attempt to put her shirt on,,, she flashes us and then laughs. My husband later ask if he was wearing a sign saying... Flash me.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Those really are some interesting moments. We had a similar one this year on a bus coming back from Animal Kingdom which stopped at BB before going back to CBR. Only she didn't exactly flash us, but was a VERY well endowed, VERY large woman who chose to display her "girls" in a leopard (hm....cheetah, not sure, I really tried not to look), 2 piece swim suit with a swim skirt around her waist. And, unfortunately, we were on one of the buses that has everyone sitting across from each other, and she sat immediately across from my son (13). Well, fortunately, an older man who had entered the bus just after her saw my sons flaming red face and stopped and stood between them rather than sitting down himself. My son later said he hoped to never see the woman we affectionately refer to as B**bzilla, again. My DH was holding a sleeping 4 year old and hid behind her. The funniest part was my son being beyond red and turning purple trying as hard as he could to find something interesting on the floor, ceiling, at ME, anywhere he could. Bless the gentleman's heart, his wife didn't immediately understand why he didn't go back and sit with her, but he discreetly nodded his head toward 'Zilla and then toward my son and she just giggled her heart out the rest of the way back to the resort. They were such a sweet couple to have pity on a young, impressionable and quite possibly traumatized teenage boy. :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[princesskelz]

ha these are great keep em commin

[DisGirlAllie]

Our embarrassing moment could have been prevented if they sold muzzles for children. Last year I was standing in line with my 3 boys, Alex-10,Adam-6 and Nathan-3 at The Jungle Cruise...a CM monitoring the end of the line came over and was chatting to us. My youngest had on his Cars Lightning McQueen shirt. Now if there was ever a Disney character modeled after a human it had to be this guy. He had the same facial expression and teeth as Mater...and he had a very twangy accent...

CM to little one: Who is your favorite CARS character:
Nathan: Lightning
CM: My favorite is Mater (imagine that)
Adam: Well you look like him.
CM is not sure how to respond...I am just hoping the conversation ends at this point.
Adam: And you talk like him also.

Poor guy just kind of smiled and walked away...now I was thinking it but leave it to my little mouth with no filter...
:lmao:
I have to say that this thread has made my day! We just got back from WDW and although this may not seem as funny... it truly was one of those moments when you wish you had a camera to record the look on someones face. (Namely my 16 yr son)

We were riding the bus and a nice middle age couple was sitting across from us... she had on a one pc. swim suit w/shorts. There was a black bug in her hair and being polite we told her and she brushed it off,,,, well unbeknownst to her it landed on her swimsuit. I politely pointed that it was on her and she freaked out.... now she didn't just brush it off,,,, she literally yanked her top open and boomeranged the bug off. Giving our whole family full view of her ample chest. Not just a 'quicky-did-I-really-see-that" look... I was so proud of my family,, no one said a thing!!!!! My husband looked away and the 5 & 8 yr old girls put their heads down.... but it was my 16 yr old sons look that almost made me lose it! No one says a word until we get off the bus and my son says 'Man, I get flashed for the first time and that is what I see"....

Thinking this was a one time thing.... the next day my husband and I were on the bus and a lady and her two girls had come from one of the water parks and in an attempt to put her shirt on,,, she flashes us and then laughs. My husband later ask if he was wearing a sign saying... Flash me.
:lmao:

[marc1477]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Those really are some interesting moments. We had a similar one this year on a bus coming back from Animal Kingdom which stopped at BB before going back to CBR. Only she didn't exactly flash us, but was a VERY well endowed, VERY large woman who chose to display her "girls" in a leopard (hm....cheetah, not sure, I really tried not to look), 2 piece swim suit with a swim skirt around her waist. And, unfortunately, we were on one of the buses that has everyone sitting across from each other, and she sat immediately across from my son (13). Well, fortunately, an older man who had entered the bus just after her saw my sons flaming red face and stopped and stood between them rather than sitting down himself. My son later said he hoped to never see the woman we affectionately refer to as B**bzilla, again. My DH was holding a sleeping 4 year old and hid behind her. The funniest part was my son being beyond red and turning purple trying as hard as he could to find something interesting on the floor, ceiling, at ME, anywhere he could. Bless the gentleman's heart, his wife didn't immediately understand why he didn't go back and sit with her, but he discreetly nodded his head toward 'Zilla and then toward my son and she just giggled her heart out the rest of the way back to the resort. They were such a sweet couple to have pity on a young, impressionable and quite possibly traumatized teenage boy. :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[onehotdisneymama]

I have been laughing all day.:rotfl2: This has been a hoot, please continue. I got one for you. We had gone over to PI to the movie theatre there to see "POTC-Dead Man's Chest."pirate: My DD and friend went to get popcorn and drinks. The announcement came on to turn off all cell phones, well I had asked my DD to make sure hers was off before she left. After a couple of minutes everything got silent in the theatre and then it happened. DD phone goes off to the tune of "I got to move it, move it. You got to move it, move it....." (from Madagascar). I couldn't find her purse on the floor, then I was trying to rummage around to try and find the phone. DH trying to help didn't help much. Finally found the phone........couldn't turn it off. DH finally turned it off. DD and friend returned to their seats. All I could do was look at her.:mad: She went "WHAT":confused: .......We laugh at this now, but DH and myself were about ready to climb under a seat....

[sparklemom]

The other night DD and I were outside when I pointed out the first star to pop out. (I think it was Venus, but whatever.) I said, “Look, let’s make a wish on that star! I wish for a big hug from DD.” So she jumped up into my arms and gave me a huge squeeze. I was thinking about how sweet she was. Then she farted against my arm and said, “You wished for that too.”

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[melsmom12]

When DH and I were on our honeymoon in 2003, we were riding the monorail over to MK and there was only one other couple in the car with us. DH had only been to WDW one other time as a kid and I had been many times, but it had been a few year since the last visit. Well, the other couple was sitting facing forward and we were riding backwards and I do get motion sick riding backwards.

So, you know the padded sides in the middle of each car? I told DH with 100% certainty that they were fold down jump-seats and proceeded to attempt to pull that thing down for a good 5 minutes until I realized that they don't fold down. The other couple in the car was trying really hard not to laugh at me. DH didn't even try to hide it, he was hysterically laughing at my know-it-all stupidity.

I was very happy to get off that monorail and away from that other couple.

[pkondz]

Bumpitty bump! :surfweb:

[rosebudd]

Okay here is my contribution....

DH was holding DD2 as we were exiting the Indiana Stunt Show MGM. Apparently, it had been a while since DD's diaper had been changed because DH starts freaking out and right when I look over I see that DD's diaper had sprung one heck of a leak! (I have not seen that kind of mess since she was tee tiny!)

While trying to get to the stroller to get the diaper bag, I lost DH in the fog and heavy crowd. I was looking all over for him, but all I could hear was this child howling. After about five minutes I find him hiding behind a wall with a very stressed look on his face. When I get over to him he tells me that he knocked over a little girl and almost stepped on her! (That would be the screaming child I heard.) I gasped and asked him if he said that he was sorry and he said that he tried to but unfortunately the family did not speak English so he just took off. He felt horrible and looked like he was going to cry himself. I asked him if he wanted me to get the stroller and he said yes.

I get the stroller and pass off the diaper bag and DD to him and then I proceed to wait, and wait, and wait. I swear it was like 20 minutes before he returned. The look on his face was even worse when he returned. While walking with DD to the bathroom, DS5 distracted DH for a minute and in that minute, DD managed to take her dress off and she was running towards TOT.
Poor guy, in the matter of 30 minutes he experienced what I go through on a daily basis, pretty much. Man I love Vacation!

[DisGirlAllie]

bumpity bump bump.:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Kathi OD]

I have to say that this thread has made my day! We just got back from WDW and although this may not seem as funny... it truly was one of those moments when you wish you had a camera to record the look on someones face. (Namely my 16 yr son)

We were riding the bus and a nice middle age couple was sitting across from us... she had on a one pc. swim suit w/shorts. There was a black bug in her hair and being polite we told her and she brushed it off,,,, well unbeknownst to her it landed on her swimsuit. I politely pointed that it was on her and she freaked out.... now she didn't just brush it off,,,, she literally yanked her top open and boomeranged the bug off. Giving our whole family full view of her ample chest. Not just a 'quicky-did-I-really-see-that" look... I was so proud of my family,, no one said a thing!!!!! My husband looked away and the 5 & 8 yr old girls put their heads down.... but it was my 16 yr old sons look that almost made me lose it! No one says a word until we get off the bus and my son says 'Man, I get flashed for the first time and that is what I see"....

Thinking this was a one time thing.... the next day my husband and I were on the bus and a lady and her two girls had come from one of the water parks and in an attempt to put her shirt on,,, she flashes us and then laughs. My husband later ask if he was wearing a sign saying... Flash me.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: This story has me laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. I can just imagine either one of my boys saying this.

Our older DS, now 27, first visited WDW when he was 6. We were in World Showcase and DD8 asks "what country is this?" Either myself or DH answers France. With that, DS starts singing that song, "oh the girls in France," at the top of his lungs....only he has his own words and is belting them out for everyone to hear......

Oh the girls in France
They don't wear no underpants
And when they climb a pole
You can see their ........... :eek:

Well seeing as the DIS is family oriented, I can't finish the last sentence.....but it is a two word phrase that kids often use to refer to a part of the human anatomy and rhymes with pole.

I was so mortified! I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole. DH and DD were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe! And poor DS obviously has no clue this is totally inappropriate as he is asking the two of them what is so funny.

[pkondz]

Oh the girls in France
They don't wear no underpants
And when they climb a pole
You can see their ........... :eek:
...
I was so mortified! I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole. DH and DD were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe! And poor DS obviously has no clue this is totally inappropriate as he is asking the two of them what is so funny.

:rotfl2: He was six??? SIX???!??!?? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Kathi OD]

:rotfl2: He was six??? SIX???!??!?? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Yep! Couldn't believe it came out of my little angel's mouth. He and his "friends" made it up.

My children are all truly musical. DD was about the same age when she began singing Madonna's "Like A Virgin" at the top of her lungs in a very, very crowded bank lobby on a Friday evening. Another one of those moments where I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole.:rolleyes1

[DisGirlAllie]

:rotfl2: He was six??? SIX???!??!?? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Yep! Couldn't believe it came out of my little angel's mouth. He and his "friends" made it up.

My children are all truly musical. DD was about the same age when she began singing Madonna's "Like A Virgin" at the top of her lungs in a very, very crowded bank lobby on a Friday evening. Another one of those moments where I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole.:rolleyes1

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
OH MY GOSH these stories are making me crack up in hysterics. This definately gets my vote for one of the best DIS threads.

[JRLINK3]

Bumpity, bumpity bump

[pkondz]

Geez, been watching this thread for a while now and I just remembered this. This didn't happen in WDW but is totally related. Way back when (when dinosaurs walked the earth... circa 1977) my family was about to embark on our first trip to Florida. We did lots of things besides WDW (I don't think EPCOT was around then, just MK) but for a kid (that'd be me :wave: ) who'd spent countless Sundays watching "The Wonderful World of Disney", we were going to Florida for Disney and nothing else.

It was a cold December up here in Canada and in those days, all the kids wore long underwear under their pants and thick parkas and ski pants overtop. The thought of warmer weather didn't even cross my mind (remember... Disney, nothing but Disney, everything else, including weather, is of no concern). Well, the flight was booked for early morning a couple of days after Christmas.:santa: Christmas? Christmas, smishmas, I'm going to Disney World! The night before we left I was so excited that I could hardly sleep... okay, I couldn't get any sleep. I couldn't get to sleep! I'd be too sleepy for Disney! What was I going to do? Oh no! Disney's going to be ruined! (As an aside, I don't think we even went to WDW until a few days after we arrived anyway... but I digress) There was only one thing to do. :idea: Somehow, I was going to have to try and convince myself that we weren't going to Florida. Of course we weren't, because if we were, I'd never get to sleep right? Right. Disney? Naw, just a dream. We're not going anywhere, might as well get some sleep. Yup, tomorrow's just another day... zzzzzz... :faint:

The next morning, my Mom wakes me up and tells me it's time to get ready to go. I actually said, (I swear I actually said this...) "Where are we going?" I got dressed and wandered over to the kitchen. In a blur of activity, we were off to the airport, on the plane and on our way! Yay! :cheer2:

Upon arrival in Orlando, I started to complain about how hot it was. At first my Mom and Dad just ignored me, after all it wasn't that hot now was it? I kept making comments about how hot it was. Suddenly my Mom's eyes get big and she asks... "Are you still wearing your long underwear?" I had done such a good job of convincing myself that we weren't going to Florida that I'd dressed, you guessed it, for -30 and not +70 weather! Long underwear and all... :blush: Just don't tell anybody, okay? This'll be just between you and me. :rolleyes1

[D,L and K's Mom]

You know how they give your children those round Mickey Mouse stickers all through the world. I was holding DD while she was playing with hers and I didnt notice that DD had put hers right on the front of my shirt.....in two very stragic places.... I walked around like that with her in her stroller until we met up with DH and my 2 other children who looked at me and laughed....Then I figured it out but not before I walked through almost the whole MK with my little stickers on my shirt!!!!

[pkondz]

Bumpitty bump! :surfweb:

[skywaywaver]

The other night DD and I were outside when I pointed out the first star to pop out. (I think it was Venus, but whatever.) I said, “Look, let’s make a wish on that star! I wish for a big hug from DD.” So she jumped up into my arms and gave me a huge squeeze. I was thinking about how sweet she was. Then she farted against my arm and said, “You wished for that too.”

LMAO! :laughing: Sounds like something my DH would say, and DD will probably wind up saying one day.

[princesskelz]

my friends little cousin used to call the Epcot ball the Haircut ball!!:rotfl:

it was cute.

and this just happend last trip
we were walking through the MK and i was talking to my friend on the other side of me and i slamed into a light post!! :lmao:

[pkondz]

Just a little bump!

[alyssa810]

My DH, DS and I were eating breakfast at Pizzafari on Monday; I was giving my son a bottle and he was sitting on my lap when we heard him make a big poo- do big deal, I figured I'd just go change him once he finished and we finished our breakfast when I don't know if I felt the warmness on my leg or the warmness on my hand first, but I looked down and there was poo everywhere! On my shirt, my hand, my shorts, my crocs- it seemed liked everywhere but his diaper! Anyway, I said we must clean this up NOW and apparently -I didn't see it, my DH did- there was a big pile of poo that had landed on the floor as well! Anyway, on my way to the bathroom I also managed to drop his cloth diaper/burp cloth, and a nice young lady picked it up for me as my hands were full with baby, bag, and poo, but OH the look on her face!!!!!!! What a walk of shame for me!
Luckily, we were only planning to be at AK for a little bit that morning, but we did have to head back to the hotel room to change me since I was able to clean up the baby and change his clothes while we were in the park...

[Kaler131]

You know how they give your children those round Mickey Mouse stickers all through the world. I was holding DD while she was playing with hers and I didnt notice that DD had put hers right on the front of my shirt.....in two very stragic places.... I walked around like that with her in her stroller until we met up with DH and my 2 other children who looked at me and laughed....Then I figured it out but not before I walked through almost the whole MK with my little stickers on my shirt!!!!

LMAO!!!! :lmao:

[Disney1976]

This happened to me about 8-10 years ago, before I was married (and divorced!) and had a step-son, and I wasn't really good about knowing how old kids were when they learned about fantasy and reality (Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, etc). My friend and I were sitting in MGM waiting for Fantasmic to start and we struck up a conversation with a nice family next to us. At one point, the father happened to mention that his daughter was six years old. So, we're talking about our trips, and the sights, etc., and the talk turns to Mickey Mouse, and I blurt out (innocently, I swear) with something along the lines of "Yea, he sure gets around, doesn't he? But it sure must be hot for the person in the costume in this summer heat."

Well, the daughter turns to look at me with eyes as big as saucers, a horrified look on her face, as if she's about to burst into tears. "All she can say is "You mean Mickey Mouse isn't real?" I realize my error, and I feel awful, but I'm at a total loss for words -as are her parents, who look both shocked, and like they want to hurt me. My friend elbows me hard in the stomach and whispers "What are you, an idiot? She's too young to not know the characters aren't real!" He convinced the little girl that I was only teasing, and saved the water works from happening, and I learned to keep my mouth shut from that point on!

[One Year Pin]

My moment happened at Blizzard Beach. It was a relatively warm day when it started to rain. The rain really made me chilled, so while DH and the kiddies continued to play I went off to find a dry chair and wrap up in a towel to get warm.

After a while a group of Brazillians came up to get ready to leave. I believe this group consisted of three families total. I was sitting on the edge of the area and they had the rest, about four lounge chairs.

I tried not to watch them but it was either look over that way or stare at a bush. Some of the time I just closed my eyes and rested and other times I glanced over.

They were changing the little ones' clothes. Having little ones run naked while getting dressed doesn't bother me. The moms sort of put their clothes on over their bikinis. However, the gentlemen were a different story. :eek:

The men got naked and then dressed. One guy was literally a foot from me and was completely naked taking his sweet time putting on his shirt, briefs, and pants. Of course I got an eye full when I opened my eyes and there was Mr. Brazil in all his glory just inches from me. I tried to act like it was no big deal and went back to closing my eyes. :rolleyes1

I mention where they are from simply because this may be how they do things over there. I didn't say anything because it was just me and they probably did what they would have done anway.

Even though he was the one naked next to me I was the one embarrassed. Needless to say, though I'll say it, men from Brazil are blessed. :lmao:

I'd say it's the Brazilian WOMEN who are blessed! LOL :rotfl2:

[momof3girls6712]

Ok I can not believe I am sharing this. My mom surpised my youngest by taking her and her sisters for a week at WDW for her 6th birthday in August. The last night we were all tired and just plain wore out. I do not know what time it was. All I know is the park had closed and we had waited through 3 buses and were finally at the front of the line. When the 6 yr old announces she can not hold it and has to pee. At this point, I figure I will take her off to the side (by the bushes) let her pee in her pants and change her at the resort. She decides to pull her pants down behind the bench. After a few minutes I realize she isnt just peeing. At this point the bus has arrived and is waiting for us. She took her time and even required a whippie before she would move. The whole bus full of ppl watched and was completely shocked. She on the other hand was prefectly content. But I have already warned for our trip in Jan. we will be hitting the bathrooms on the way out of the parks everytime.

[Diznygrl]

BUMPING! :mickeyjum :goofy: :donald:

[Princess Brittany]

This happened in WDW on our last trip which was Dec.18th to Dec.22nd.

We were staying at the AKL and really enjoyed it. So before the trip my mom had bought matching Mickey Santa Hats with our names on. They were really neat. But the only problem was that my brother's was to small. So we ripped the hem out of it in the back. It looked so stupid. So as we were waiting for the bus at the AKL my brother decides to have some fun. He puts the stupid looking Santa Hat on and starts dancing (I'll post the link for the video if you guys want). Now this isn't any regular little kid dance, he is slapping his butt and my dad and I our laughing a little to loud. My mom just sat there totally embarresed. So finally the bus to Epcot comes and we walk over to it. Well my dad, brother, and me hop on leaving my mom stuck behinfd someone. But the man my mom was behind says "ohh you go ahead and stick with your family, you guys were having to much fun".:rotfl2: My mom wanted to die. :scared:

Also, that was the last day we wore those Santa hats!!

[GemmaPixie]

Please post the link

[Diznygrl]

Bumping again. C'mon people, don't let this thread die! :goofy:

[Passions71203]

Bumping :cool1:

[rosiep]

ok..here's one:

I was with DD21 in October and one day she and I brought stuffed animals to the park. While waiting for COP(we were first in line) we had a wonderful CM who posed for pictures and was very mischievous. When the door finally opens he drops the rope and I go marching inside and take a seat..only to look around and realize DD is not behind me...neither is anyone else! I see my daughter wave from the door and then finally come in....the playful CM had only let me in and then brought the rope back up....and I hadn't even noticed until I got settled in my seat!!!
My daughter just cracked up as everyone had watched me walk in unaware of the "joke"!
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p21/rosiepik/DisneyWorld2007039.jpg

[lizzytizzy]

subscribing:3dglasses

[BC1836]

Last spring, four of us went to the Haunted Mansion. It was late at night and the crowd in the stretching room was small. When the door opened I led my group quickly to the Doom Buggies; in fact, I raced through the double chained lines attempting to be the first one on the ride late at night. Just as I made the far turn, I looked back and my group who was already standing at the Doom Buggies waiting for me since there was no need to take the usual long pathway to the ride: the CM's just let the small group on as they first approached the Doom Buggies. Not a very bad moment for me, to be sure, but the others got a big chuckle out of my haste-makes-waste efforts! :lmao:

[DisneyWheeler]

On a trip to Disney World with three of my friends, my mom and my godfather, we decided that we wanted to ride the monorail around for a while. This was about 7PM at night. Well, after riding around for a while, we realized that the monorail was heading back to the monorail barn for the night. It turned out that it was late at night, and the monorails had made their last run. We didn't know what to do, so my mom and godfather started screaming for help. Then, my godfather spotted a phone that connects you with the monorail operator. Morrie picked it up and told the driver we were still on the monorail. He/she finally let us off at one of the resort hotels that the monorail stops at.

As soon as we got off and were passing by the front of the monorail, I could feel the driver laughing at us, as I'm sure he had seen us. We were the only ones on the monorail-no one else had gotten off. We were all laughing too. It was a very memorable moment that was so funny to never forget. Every time we go back to Disney World (we're actually leaving in three days!!!!!), my godfather always has to remind us about the time we got stuck on the monorail.

Samantha

[Twinprincesses]

My little brother was like 3 and just whipped down his pants and started peeing.

[CastleCreations]

This past May we took our 1st family trip to WDW. We went to AK on Mother's Day. It was hot and quite busy by the afternoon. We were gonna leave when I talked dh into letting ds and I go on EE one last time...actually I told him it was Mother's Day and I wanted to ride it one more time before we left for the day whether he liked it or not -LOL!! So we walk over go to the FP area so dh could sit in the shade with dd and my ds and I took off for the entrance! My ds ran off and therefore I followed as fast as I could run....and tripped on the bumpy ground and flew head first through the air and landed smack face down/belly down/knees down on the ground as if sliding into home plate! Before I knew what had happened there was like 3 CM's and othe guests there asking me if I was ok. Trying to regain my dignity I stood up and hobbled over to my ds who was standing there staring at me, looking mortified. I insisted I was ok and just wanted to get on EE before the line got longer. Boy did my one knee hurt the next coupole of days..other than that I was no worse for the waear. Upon exiting EE my dh told me he watched it all from the FP area and was laughing when he saw me "disappear" What a trip:rotfl:

Sorry...but...:laughing: :laughing:

[praline3001]

Thanks for the laughs everyone .... I read this thinking OKAY so my kids aren't so bad :rotfl:

I do have 1 particular story that always makes me giggle when I think of it!
A few years back we braved E-nights with my (then) 7 year old son. He was having SOOOO much fun we just kept going and going with him.... DH and I said when he drops then we will drop ... famous last words...
well it was 1AM and we were going back to CR on those wonderful escalators... older DS and I stepped on, DH stepped on (we were going DOWN) and my 7 year old decided it was time to drop right there at the TOP of the down escalator :rotfl: :rotfl: he said he was done and proceded to go to sleep right there :lmao: sooooo my DH (who was BEAT TIRED) tried to turn and run up the down escalator to retrieve said boy and fell at least 10 times trying to make it to the top!!! At this point the 1am too tired to think giggles kick in and me and older DS are DYING laughing, holding each other up while we watching this circus :rotfl: then the rest of the way to the room my DH had to carry said boy who was flopped all out in a back bend in daddy's arms (7 year old are not easy to carry hahahah) while daddy is explaining that we only need 1 son to carry on the family name... can't we please leave this one to the wolves :rotfl: :rotfl:

[CastleCreations]

My embarrassing moment wasn't accidental--my husband did it on purpose!

We went with a group of 12 in 1993. Half of us were on the monorail in a car by ourselves goofing around on the way to the Poly for the luau. Well, back then, Steve Urkel from Family Ties was a big hit. My very tall, lanky, PALE husband was goofing around and tucked his t-shirt into his elastic waist shorts, pulls up his socks as far as they'd go, pulled the shorts almost up to his armpits, slides his glasses down to the end of his nose, peers over, and begins to "channel" Steve Urkel! (In case you forgot. . ."Did I do that?" OHHHHH--that nasal voice!) The monorail begins to come to a stop at the Poly, and one of the fellows we were with dared him to walk ALL the way through the Poly like that!!! Needless to say, I stayed WAY behind them (stupid time to be wearing matching shirts!!) . . .and I'm sure there are still some folks who wonder who that weirdo was who came up and asked them "Got any cheeeeeese?":eek:

I sure wish I had a photo of that though! He's a pastor now, and that would look LOVELY on the church bulletin board!!!:rotfl2:

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!:rotfl:

[CastleCreations]

I am having a total blast reading these stories and my mother keeps glancing at me like I am crazy! popcorn::

I have one to add and while it is kinda gross it was still embarrassing at the time!

Probably about 6 or 7 years ago, DM, her DBF, and myself were walking on one of the paths from future world to world showcase. It was a busy night and the pathway was rather crowded. There was a group of five or six frogs jumping back and forth all over the pathway. We were all watching them. We continued to walk the pathway and just as I was about to put my foot down one of the frogs jumped under my foot! There was the loudest popping noise...it sounded like someone clapped their hands together and I could feel the squishiness under my foot! Everyone around us saw it happen and the crowd was filled with "ewwwwwwwws." I felt so bad for the frog, but nevertheless was totally embarrassed! Needless to say, I was known as the "frog assassin" for the rest of our stay!:sad2:

Too funny....frog killer...:rotfl: poor little thing...he didn't even see it coming...:sad2:

[ryanmilla]

These are all great! Good laughs.

Ok, I have one that I didn't think was embarrassing at the time, but now that I think about it kind of is. Well, I'm in Orlando by myself in July for a work training trip. I was able to have my work book me in the Marriott World Center so I could be close to the parks. So, each evening I would stroll into the parks after my course to just have some fun on the rides and pretty much soak in the place. I have to say, it is quite an interesting place to go on your own when you are used to going with your family. Anyway, at home I have a DD5 who is quite into Kim Possible and I promised her I would get a picture or autograph for her before I flew home. However, since I could only get in at night the Kim Possible character was always finished with her greetings and autograph signings at MGM by the time I would get there. Finally on my last day (Friday) the class finishes early and I am not scheduled to fly out until the evening. So, I hightail it over to MGM and get into the park (thank goodness for annual passes). I get into the park at 1:14pm and notice that KP is signing right now from 1:00pm to 1:20pm. I then do an all out sprint to the "Streets of America" section in MGM. Now, don't forget this is the middle of July in Florida and though I'm not completely out of shape, I'm definitely not in the same shape I was in college as a swimmer. So, I make it to KP and step in line behind all of the kids. It is finally my turn and both KP and Ron look up at me with a kind of startled look :eek: . They are startled b/c a sweaty, panting 33 yr old man is gawking at them and is in a line consisting of all kids except me. KP asks, "where are your kids?" and I say, "I'm here by myself". Another startled look :eek: . I then proceed to ask if I can take a small video of them from my phone and ask them to say hi to my kids. Luckily they were nice enough to oblige and my DD5 was super excited that KP said hi to her by name.

But after it was all over I realized that a grown man ran through a Theme Park in Florida in July to get a video of a teen girl in a mid-rift t-shirt saying it was "for his kids". I'm sure I'm on some surveillence video and "watch out for this guy" poster somewhere in the back halls of MGM.

[CastleCreations]

I have a bad knee that swells if I stay on it to long . I was on my 5th day in WDW with a friend and at this point she was pushing me in a wheelchair with my leg proped up and a ice bag on it . She had parked me by the strollers and went into the CP to check us in for our ADR. I was sitting there worn out and bummed that she was having to push me . ( she is 5' in shoes LOL I am 5'8 I look silly in the chair anyway !with her pushing)
I had been watching this cute little squirrel go from stroller to stroller looking for food in the bottom of the baskets. He was starving or so it seemed ;) he would stop and look up at me and sit up on his hind legs . He looked cute and harmless I tell ya !
When she came back out I asked her to dig in my backpack for some PB crackers I had in there so I could feed him . She handed me the crackers and told me it was not a good idea. I threw one on the ground, he didnt want that one . So I put one in my hand and stuck it out as far as I could for him to take . HE JUMPED in my lap and I screamed some not so nice words he started scratching me and then bit me on my hand as I screamed and tried to swat him out of my lap . He would leave and I couldnt stand up because of the knee LOL I did get him out of my lap while yelling out the whole time "Get out of my Bleeping lap you bleeping nasty bleeping sqiurrel. You filthy bleeping beast" Yeah you guys know how in front of CP they have that Kodak spot where people video and take pictures . Well all accross America there are videos of me doing this because oh I would say 50 people at least turned thier video cameras on me .
To this day I expect it to pop up on Americas Funniest Videos.

OMG!!! Too funny!!

[Smooshdog]

These are all great! Good laughs.

Ok, I have one that I didn't think was embarrassing at the time, but now that I think about it kind of is. Well, I'm in Orlando by myself in July for a work training trip. I was able to have my work book me in the Marriott World Center so I could be close to the parks. So, each evening I would stroll into the parks after my course to just have some fun on the rides and pretty much soak in the place. I have to say, it is quite an interesting place to go on your own when you are used to going with your family. Anyway, at home I have a DD5 who is quite into Kim Possible and I promised her I would get a picture or autograph for her before I flew home. However, since I could only get in at night the Kim Possible character was always finished with her greetings and autograph signings at MGM by the time I would get there. Finally on my last day (Friday) the class finishes early and I am not scheduled to fly out until the evening. So, I hightail it over to MGM and get into the park (thank goodness for annual passes). I get into the park at 1:14pm and notice that KP is signing right now from 1:00pm to 1:20pm. I then do an all out sprint to the "Streets of America" section in MGM. Now, don't forget this is the middle of July in Florida and though I'm not completely out of shape, I'm definitely not in the same shape I was in college as a swimmer. So, I make it to KP and step in line behind all of the kids. It is finally my turn and both KP and Ron look up at me with a kind of startled look :eek: . They are startled b/c a sweaty, panting 33 yr old man is gawking at them and is in a line consisting of all kids except me. KP asks, "where are your kids?" and I say, "I'm here by myself". Another startled look :eek: . I then proceed to ask if I can take a small video of them from my phone and ask them to say hi to my kids. Luckily they were nice enough to oblige and my DD5 was super excited that KP said hi to her by name.

But after it was all over I realized that a grown man ran through a Theme Park in Florida in July to get a video of a teen girl in a mid-rift t-shirt saying it was "for his kids". I'm sure I'm on some surveillence video and "watch out for this guy" poster somewhere in the back halls of MGM.


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[chrismb22]

Thanks for the laughs everyone .... I read this thinking OKAY so my kids aren't so bad :rotfl:

I do have 1 particular story that always makes me giggle when I think of it!
A few years back we braved E-nights with my (then) 7 year old son. He was having SOOOO much fun we just kept going and going with him.... DH and I said when he drops then we will drop ... famous last words...
well it was 1AM and we were going back to CR on those wonderful escalators... older DS and I stepped on, DH stepped on (we were going DOWN) and my 7 year old decided it was time to drop right there at the TOP of the down escalator :rotfl: :rotfl: he said he was done and proceded to go to sleep right there :lmao: sooooo my DH (who was BEAT TIRED) tried to turn and run up the down escalator to retrieve said boy and fell at least 10 times trying to make it to the top!!! At this point the 1am too tired to think giggles kick in and me and older DS are DYING laughing, holding each other up while we watching this circus :rotfl: then the rest of the way to the room my DH had to carry said boy who was flopped all out in a back bend in daddy's arms (7 year old are not easy to carry hahahah) while daddy is explaining that we only need 1 son to carry on the family name... can't we please leave this one to the wolves :rotfl: :rotfl:


I can just picture this one and I am in serious tears here. Tooo funny!!

[chrismb22]

These are all great! Good laughs.

Ok, I have one that I didn't think was embarrassing at the time, but now that I think about it kind of is. Well, I'm in Orlando by myself in July for a work training trip. I was able to have my work book me in the Marriott World Center so I could be close to the parks. So, each evening I would stroll into the parks after my course to just have some fun on the rides and pretty much soak in the place. I have to say, it is quite an interesting place to go on your own when you are used to going with your family. Anyway, at home I have a DD5 who is quite into Kim Possible and I promised her I would get a picture or autograph for her before I flew home. However, since I could only get in at night the Kim Possible character was always finished with her greetings and autograph signings at MGM by the time I would get there. Finally on my last day (Friday) the class finishes early and I am not scheduled to fly out until the evening. So, I hightail it over to MGM and get into the park (thank goodness for annual passes). I get into the park at 1:14pm and notice that KP is signing right now from 1:00pm to 1:20pm. I then do an all out sprint to the "Streets of America" section in MGM. Now, don't forget this is the middle of July in Florida and though I'm not completely out of shape, I'm definitely not in the same shape I was in college as a swimmer. So, I make it to KP and step in line behind all of the kids. It is finally my turn and both KP and Ron look up at me with a kind of startled look :eek: . They are startled b/c a sweaty, panting 33 yr old man is gawking at them and is in a line consisting of all kids except me. KP asks, "where are your kids?" and I say, "I'm here by myself". Another startled look :eek: . I then proceed to ask if I can take a small video of them from my phone and ask them to say hi to my kids. Luckily they were nice enough to oblige and my DD5 was super excited that KP said hi to her by name.

But after it was all over I realized that a grown man ran through a Theme Park in Florida in July to get a video of a teen girl in a mid-rift t-shirt saying it was "for his kids". I'm sure I'm on some surveillence video and "watch out for this guy" poster somewhere in the back halls of MGM.

Ok, can I just tell you, I'm reading this post and you know how you get an image in your head of something? I automatically assumed you were a MOM (didn't read your name) and I'm thinking this is funny enough. Then you said you were a DAD and I found it hillarious!! You are a very good story teller (I'm an editor) and I must say you kept the suspense up for the audience BRAVO!!!B :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[.:Disney.:.Freak:.]

My embarassing story was that it was New Years's night and we were at SSR at the pool and we were walking down to go watch the fireworks at Downtown Disney. When I was walking down I some how got separated from my dad and the rest of the family. But, the reason I got separated from my family was because I followed some random person that I thought was my dad until he turned around and I reallized he was Hispanic. At this point I'm all the way down at the other end from where my family was and I was so confused. So basically I was with a different family foir part of the night. :lmao:

[NikkiLovesWDW!]

My embarassing story was that it was New Years's night and we were at SSR at the pool and we were walking down to go watch the fireworks at Downtown Disney. When I was walking down I some how got separated from my dad and the rest of the family. But, the reason I got separated from my family was because I followed some random person that I thought was my dad until he turned around and I reallized he was Hispanic. At this point I'm all the way down at the other end from where my family was and I was so confused. So basically I was with a different family foir part of the night. :lmao:

That's exactly how Kevin ended up in NYC in Home Alone 2. ;)

[pkondz]

But after it was all over I realized that a grown man ran through a Theme Park in Florida in July to get a video of a teen girl in a mid-rift t-shirt saying it was "for his kids". I'm sure I'm on some surveillence video and "watch out for this guy" poster somewhere in the back halls of MGM.

suuuurrre it's for your kids... no really, I believe you. Yup. Absolutely. Unh hunh. For the kids... gotcha. You bet... (there he is over there officer, careful, he might be dangerous... see how he's panting? Might be rabies or something) :lmao:

[lwartberg]

I have been dying, reading all these!!!:rotfl2: :lmao:

I'm at the hospital :sick: w/ my DM and she was very concerned about me because I had to run to the bathroom, cause I counldn't breath and din't want to wake her! Here i am suppossed to be taking care of her and she walks into the bathroom to find me doubled over wheezing, holding on to the bar, so I don't fall down!!:lmao: :lmao: She was very concerned,:eek: and asked if I needed a nurse!:laughing:

This thread saved my life!! what a great way to destress.:yay:

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[Tinka_Belle]

My DD for some reason when she turned 4 starting announcing when she passed gas. Well when we went to WDW in May of 2007 she was 5 and had not grown out of this. So were in the line for Peter Pan and she announces rather loudly, "Mommy, I farted!" and proceeds to giggle. I swear I still love my DD.

My other moment was when we went to AK. We stopped at the stand that's right by the entrance and bought DH a hat to protect him from the sun. Well the lady asked if we wanted to donate a dollar to help save the animals. I said yes and she gave me a pin. I gave the pin to my DD and proceeded to tell her it was to help save the animals, not the Disney animals but the real animals.

[bord1niowa]

I have to subscribe...these are hilarious!

[Mrs Doubtfire]

I went to WDW fof my honeymoon. One day we were looking round the store near Space Mountain in MK - I wandered off & then returned to DH. As he had his back to me I came up behind him & pinched his bum. I don't know who was more surprised - me or the Japanese man who turned around!! After a few mumbled words of apolology I hot footed it out of the shop.:rotfl:

My husband was upset that I could mistake this other guy for him! It still makes me laugh when I think about it.

[auntread]

I went to WDW fof my honeymoon. One day we were looking round the store near Space Mountain in MK - I wandered off & then returned to DH. As he had his back to me I came up behind him & pinched his bum. I don't know who was more surprised - me or the Japanese man who turned around!! After a few mumbled words of apolology I hot footed it out of the shop.:rotfl:

My husband was upset that I could mistake this other guy for him! It still makes me laugh when I think about it.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: OMG that is too funny!!!

[princesskelz]

My embarassing story was that it was New Years's night and we were at SSR at the pool and we were walking down to go watch the fireworks at Downtown Disney. When I was walking down I some how got separated from my dad and the rest of the family. But, the reason I got separated from my family was because I followed some random person that I thought was my dad until he turned around and I reallized he was Hispanic. At this point I'm all the way down at the other end from where my family was and I was so confused. So basically I was with a different family foir part of the night. :lmao:

ok 1 ur dad looks nothing like a Hispanic!!:rotfl: even the back of his head!:rotfl:
ill just keep laughing at this one:rotfl:

[pkondz]

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[joenan88]

This is so funny that I am still laughing...We had just exited Splash Mountain and we were getting our stroller and talking about the ride under a few trees..located in front of the big drop..when all of a sudden I felt something hit my head..WELL..I put my hand on my head and yes, a bird had pooped on my head. I had to get myself together and without telling anyone I screamed, "I have to go to the bathroom"..I went in and proceeded to wash it out of my hair. I didn't tell my husband and kiddies until that night over dinner and needless to say the laughed at me for about an hour :rotfl2:

[tinkgurl]

I went to WDW fof my honeymoon. One day we were looking round the store near Space Mountain in MK - I wandered off & then returned to DH. As he had his back to me I came up behind him & pinched his bum. I don't know who was more surprised - me or the Japanese man who turned around!! After a few mumbled words of apolology I hot footed it out of the shop.:rotfl:

My husband was upset that I could mistake this other guy for him! It still makes me laugh when I think about it.

Oops! :laughing:

[minmate]

Well, here are three of my Embarrassing Moments...

(as excerpted from my Minmate's Trip Report: Outwit, Outlast, Outnumbered)
My family of six (dh, myself and kids: dd6, dd5, ds4 and dd2) head into MK for a dinner at Crystal Palace. Curiously, I noticed, we seem to get a lot of tables in different restaurants in similar type locations… by the door, kind of off by themselves, lots of space around them. This happens even back home - but there I understand b/c not all places cater to kids, so a family of 6 might seem to be "scary." Here at MK, I really didn't think we're THAT scary, are we? I won’t complain though!

Dh took two kids to the buffet to fill their plates and get himself a salad. He then got the other two kids’ plates. Then he offered for me to get a plate of food. I did. Then he went to get his main food. Two seconds after he left the table ds2 (JayJay) turns to me and says she has to go potty. Wait a minute. Didn’t daddy already take you? “Can you wait a minute?” I ask. I couldn’t see DH and I didn’t want to leave the kids all at the table. Just as I was readying to oust the whole clan to go to the bathroom JayJay gives me that look and starts to stand up in her high chair. Yup folks, she only gave me about a 5 second warning that she had to go. This was not like her. She hasn’t had an accident in months. Oh no, I didn’t bring a backpack in tonight either! Egads! I guess she was so excited to see Tigger she peed her pants -- literally! Well, as soon as dh returns to the table, I jump up and dd5 (Meg) announces the news to daddy, loudly. DH's response:
“So the Magic Continues…” he laughs.

Later that same trip, we enjoyed a Grand Gatherings Magical Fireworks Voyage. Despite our best efforts in planning (by taking the kids to the bathroom before the 40-minute-plus boat ride) as the fireworks started dd6 started whining in my ear she had to go to the bathroom. She couldn't hold it - she just couldn't. I was mortified about what to do. Do I ask the Pirate leader? He was a comedian and I was afraid of what he'd say to embarrass her further. But I didn't want her to wet her pants, that would be bad too. Just then, I remembered we had an empty cup from hot chocolate by our feet. I was sitting in a row with just my kids and it was dark, so I did what any panic stricken mother would do. My dd did NOT want to comply with my request, but seconds later she knew she realized it was her only choice. I "held" her on my lap with one arm hugging her and my other hand holding the cup for her as she pulled her pants down and peed into it. A second wave of panic washed over me as I felt the warmth in the cup and the level rising dangerously close to the top. I started telling her to stop, stop STOP before the cup overflowed! Thankfully she did. I put the cover back on the cup and when we exited the boat I brought it with me. Before I had a chance to throw it away Dh (who sat two rows behind us and was oblivious to the whole thing) asked if he could have the rest of the hot chocolate.
I briefly thought about obliging him - thankfully for him, there was a trash can right in front of me instead!

As you can see, we had some "potty issues" that trip...


My third embarrassing -- okay, more funny than embarrassing moment -- came at Disneyland about 12 years ago - I was in my early 20's and my boyfriend (now dh at the time) and I lived in California. His brother (19 at the time) came to visit us with his girlfriend. When we got in the elevator at the Haunted Mansion and the lights blacked out, all of a sudden this loud voice shrieked, "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
Everyone started laughing but I knew who the voice belonged to -- my future brother-in-law!

Now that I'm a mother, I don't imagine I'd have found that nearly as humorous as I did then sans kids in tow!

[mom2mykids]

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[Goofydiane]

Just found this thread and can contribute a funny/embarassing story to share.

My mom joined me for her first ever trip to WDW in 1996. I told her that we would do whatever she wanted, but there were times she was going to have to wait while I rode one of the big rides that I didn't think she would want to ride....she had told me she didn't 'do' rollercoasters, and waited patiently while I rode space mountain. A few hours later we were over at Splash Mountain/Big Thunder Mountain and I told her I was going to ride Big Thunder Mountain Rollercoaster and she got in line with me. i asked "are you going to ride this, it's a roller coaster" and she just kept walking through the queue. This was before fast passes so we walked the entire queue and got to see a few trains go by while we walked. We get down to get into the train and she loudly goes...."You never told me this was a Rolly Coaster!!!" :confused3 :confused3 :confused3 I looked at her with one of those faces and said...."I told you three or four times this was a roller coaster" and she proceeds to get in the seat and I thought she was going to walk through, she sat down and pulled down the lap bar! The entire ride was her screaming that she doesn't do rolly coasters and why did I force her on this ride :confused: :confused: :confused: When the ride ended, I wanted to sprint out of my seat and act like I didn't know her....we pull into the station and she ends the ride with "That was really fun, let's go again!"

A similar experience happened the next day at MGM and Tower of Terror. I explained the whole ride to her and that I really didn't think she would like it, it is in the dark and you drop. She saw the doors open at the top and heard people scream as we walked towards it. She decided she was going to try it because she could chicken out at the very end....well, we get through every thing and yep, we get assigned our seats and she gets the seatbelt seat! I changed spots with her and gave her the bench with the bar and I took the seatbelt seat, and she screamed with each drop..."You never told me this was a rolly coaster!". I've heard TOT called many things, but a roller coaster???

I bought her the "I survived TOT" coffee mug when we were through as her souvenier and made sure she understood what the ride was going to be like before getting on it for the rest of the week.

Diane

[pkondz]

It's been a month, time for a little bump!

[disneydad78]

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