View Full Version : NEW GAME - What's Up With...?
grinningghost
03-22-2007, 05:06 PM
I'll go first.
What's up with all the new "crackers" on the Game Board?:rotfl:
Next?:laughing:
Disneyland1084
03-23-2007, 12:55 PM
:confused3 I'm not really sure what the point of this game is, but I'd like to give it a try. But first I'd like to know how to play it. :blush:
grinningghost
03-23-2007, 02:15 PM
:confused3 I'm not really sure what the point of this game is, but I'd like to give it a try. But first I'd like to know how to play it. :blush:
I don't know if there's a point - I was just fascinated by all the "crackers" on the Games Board and decided in order to ask about it, I would have to create a game.:rotfl:
Great idea for a game! I propose the following rules
Someone posts a "What is up with XXXx?" and the next poster thinks of the most ridiculous answer possible and then asks another question. Kind of like the wishes game, savvy?
So I'll answer the first one posted:
All the crackers are an elite counter terrorist cell exchanging data about possible threats to the free world via coded messages on the games board on the DIS. :rotfl:
What is up with the return of "mom jeans"?
CheeseNips
03-23-2007, 10:20 PM
(Good Job Ritzie!)
Mom jeans didn't used to be called "mom jeans". In fact the current "mom's" of today are formerly 80's and 90's cool kids who looked goooood in their Jordache and Chic and Gloria Vanderbilts! Having 10-20 years of fashion trends pass them right on by, those former cool jeans morphed into the uber-uncool high wasted, up to their ribcage, dreaded by their current cool teen children...JEANS.
Many formerly cool, (current fashion disaster) mothers STILL wear tight form fitting classic fit jeans in ultra un-cool light stone wash or acid wash jeans or worse, colors!
(my apologies to 80's-90's teens, stonewashed, taper-legs, stirrups, and anyone I may have offended as I currently have on....MOM JEANS!)
What's with those SUPER sized Big Gulp cups?????? 64-100 oz.
Animal Cracker
03-23-2007, 10:23 PM
It's because of all the soda drinker out there that can't get enough even first thing in the morning.
What's up with everyone wearing crocs.:confused3
Good question. I am pretty sure that crocs deliever some new, highly addictive drug straight to your skin. This causes you to only want to wear crocs and when the high begins to wear off you buy more colors, styles, etc etc to keep from jonesin'
What is up with the DIS being under the weather every evening these days?
grinningghost
03-24-2007, 11:01 AM
I don't know - it drives you nuts doesn't it?
What's up with every nail salon being run by Asians?
GoldfishColors
03-24-2007, 01:05 PM
I don't know - it drives you nuts doesn't it?
What's up with every nail salon being run by Asians?
They're not, those are all cleverly disguised Norwegians gathering information for a huge pillage and plunder mission.
What is up with the price of gas?
It is directly correlated to the price of tea in China.
What is up with the free dining rumors?
GoldfishColors
03-24-2007, 01:14 PM
They are a plant by Sea World in an attempt to get WDW enthusiasts who will be disappointed and disillusioned when the code never comes out to switch plans and visit Sea World instead.
What is up with glittertext?
The flashing glittery text makes you more receptive to the subliminal messages in the words. This prototype system is funded by NASA and is being considered for military and industrial applications. I, personally, have a sudden desire to not claim all my exemptions when I file my taxes as a result of visiting web pages equipped with glittertext.
What is up with Bare Minerals makeup?
CheeseNips
03-24-2007, 09:50 PM
What they call "mineral" are actually Mind Control earth based powders from Russia. MUST OBEY THE CZAR.
WUWT- blue tooth self talkers?!
grinningghost
03-24-2007, 10:19 PM
Happily, I can't even fathom a guess - I haven't heard of those.;)
What's up with cereal bags that are so hard to open you have to get scissors?
lalijack
03-24-2007, 10:25 PM
Didn't you hear? If you pass the test and are actually able to open the bag without tools and a detailed instruction booklet, you will be selected to be the next chump on the Space Shuttle. (Hey, someone has to replace the DiaperNaut)
What's up with MSN Messenger being on the fritz for the past 4 days????>
I think the pharmaceutical companies pay the cereal companies to make them so hard to open that you think you have arthritis or bursitis or some-itis and talk to your doctor about a prescription to allegra or lipitor or whatever commerical you saw last:rotfl:
What is up with granola bars that have more carbs & sugar than candy bars?
grinningghost
03-24-2007, 10:28 PM
That's one I hope I never figure out, because then I have a good excuse to eat the candy bars instead of the yuckier tasting granola.;)
What's up with doctors handing all their dirty work to nurse practitioners these days?
CheeseNips
03-25-2007, 09:39 AM
Doctors are really divas and are only paid in diva-dollars.
What's with those Lime Green Mickey Head Paint Chips?
grinningghost
03-25-2007, 11:02 AM
They're free - and you don't have to buy lime green ribbon.;) And you just never know when you might get the urge to paint your whole house lime green.:rotfl:
What's up with cell phones losing the signal just when you need it most?
babynurse1
03-25-2007, 03:53 PM
Did you know there are actually no lost signals? Only calls that have been interrupted by alien life forms. And the reason it's only at key times is because aliens love juicy gossip. They ignore all the boring calls.
Speaking of alien life forms, What's up with Tom Cruise?!?!
I AM TOM CRUISE... and I am fine. Just fine. If you understood the deeper trancendental beauty of the real meaning of life you wouldn't question me. The real question is
What is up with Katie-why won't she just do what I want?????
babynurse1
03-25-2007, 04:02 PM
Katie was under your voodoo spell momentarily, but since you stopped streaming "Top Gun" on every television, computer, and monitor in the house she has slowly realized that she's not 17 and you are not Maverick. Her brain cells were also temporarily halted whilst she was growing a human in utero, but now that the fog has lifted, she is thinking for herself.
Enjoy her while you can Tommy, your time with her is limited.:rotfl:
What is up with sneaking in adult language and innuendoes in kids movies?
GoldfishColors
03-25-2007, 04:02 PM
Tom Cruise retired from public life years ago, his body double had his face done and is having a rip-roaring good time impersonating him. Word is, though, that Oprah is on to him.
What is up with all the fancy signatures?
Katie was under your voodoo spell momentarily, but since you stopped streaming "Top Gun" on every television, computer, and monitor in the house she has slowly realized that she's not 17 and you are not Maverick. Her brain cells were also temporarily halted whilst she was growing a human in utero, but now that the fog has lifted, she is thinking for herself.
Enjoy her while you can Tommy, your time with her is limited.:rotfl:
What is up with sneaking in adult language and innuendoes in kids movies?
Oh my! that is the funniest thing ever written!!!!
I'll answer your question and then steal GoldfishColor's question to get us back on track.
There isn't any adult language and innuendoes in kid movies. You just have a very dirty mind .
What is up with all the fancy signatures?
babynurse1
03-25-2007, 04:06 PM
Everybody needs a little color in their life.
what's up with posting the same time as another disser?;)
:rotfl: :rotfl:
babynurse1
03-25-2007, 04:09 PM
Oh my! that is the funniest thing ever written!!!!
I'll answer your question and then steal GoldfishColor's question to get us back on track.
There isn't any adult language and innuendoes in kid movies. You just have a very dirty mind .
What is up with all the fancy signatures?
wait!! First you say that's the funniest thing ever written and then you come back and slam me by saying I have a dirty mind. My brain is "confuzzled":confused:
This game is too much fun!!:lmao: :lmao:
New question!
What's up with Country Music giving themselves an award every month or two? why are they so special?
Oh no! I am so sorry Babynurse! It is the funniest thing ever written. I promise! That wasn't a slam-it was a lame attempt to be funny since of course there are lots of innuendoes in kid's movies so I thought that by pretending that something that is false (your dirty mind) was true it would be funny. Sorry.
You are my Yoda in the way of the games boards!
Ok- back to the game....
Country Music needs awards every month or two so everyone can get out their western wear and big hair and be seen on TV because otherwise people might realize that there is no real musical difference between pop and country.
What is up with Super Walmart?
babynurse1
03-25-2007, 04:33 PM
I was just joking Ritz! I'm sorry if my smartypantsness got carried away. I'm not easily "offended"
Super WalMart is corporate America's way of catering to those too lazy to buy peanut butter and spark plugs in different stores.
(speaking of PB) What's up with peanut butter and jelly in the same jar?:scared:
kthom
03-25-2007, 04:52 PM
What's up with people talking on their cell phones in a public restroom? What can be that important?:confused3
grinningghost
03-25-2007, 05:49 PM
That is a sign of serious cell phone addiction, for which there are still no 12 step programs. I think I'll start one - necessity is the mother of invention.:rotfl:
What's up with people stopping at 4 way stops and then NOBODY goes?
CheeseNips
03-25-2007, 06:34 PM
Luckily if 3 other people get to a 4 way stop at the exact same time as me, I go first. Usually it's the biggest or redist vehicle.
WUW- Disney's lack of free dining announcement for this year? :confused3
grinningghost
03-25-2007, 08:42 PM
Disney realized their free dining plan was putting them in them in the financial toilet.;)
What's up with singers spelling out words in all the new songs?
They are trying to sound educated so the adoring public doesn't catch on that they are popular only because of packaging/hype and not any real talent. Also the songs are actually written by a top secret think tank who use the letters to reset their internal cryptology programs.
What is up with peanut butter and jelly in the same jar?
spongemommie05
03-25-2007, 09:50 PM
They are trying to make it easier to eat right out of the jar:lmao:
What is up with leg warmers coming back in style?
grinningghost
03-25-2007, 09:51 PM
That's a mystery that not even God can figure out.:scared1:
What's up with all those kitchen accessories with red peppers on them?
They are designed for Red Hot Chili Pepper fans who are now suburban housewives.
What is up with the juniors department looking like maternity clothes?
grinningghost
03-25-2007, 09:58 PM
They are preparing for the sudden influx of teen pregnancies whereby the teens-with-child will be attempting to cover up their delicate conditions from mom and dad.
What's up with those big red balls in front of Target?
Marketing executives have determined that by placing big red balls in front of target you will be so distracted by thinking "What is up with those big red balls? Do they have ANY idea what I am thinking of when I think about big red balls???" that the average consumer will spend 37% more without realizing it.
What is up with the firefly cell phones for preschoolers?
grinningghost
03-25-2007, 10:05 PM
It's a brilliant marketing strategy that makes parents believe they are keeping their children safer, yet it's true purpose is to addict small-fry into believing they MUST embrace technology at an early age so they grow into big electronic spenders when they grow up.
What's up with people trying to drive past the gates at railroad crossings?
babynurse1
03-25-2007, 10:32 PM
They like to gamble with death. they are adrenaline junkies? (or just plain stupid)
WUW all the trolls on the Community Board?
WhiteCheddarCheezits
03-25-2007, 10:34 PM
Their mom's basement is really lonely and dark and they must amuse themselves somehow. Also, That's the secret way to get thru to the vortex kind of like platform 9 and 3/4.
What's up with the closed captioning covering up people's face on tv?
GoldfishColors
03-25-2007, 10:40 PM
It is really subliminal advertising.
WUW Bicker?
CheeseNips
03-26-2007, 12:14 AM
Bicker is a professional Troll hired by Allearsnet.com
WUW- Edible underwear???? :eek:
spongemommie05
03-26-2007, 12:17 AM
:lmao: can't answer that.:lmao: it was invented for the playboy type,
WIUW pants that are already thrashed selling for $40 a pop?
Therapists run the fashion industry... by making people feel insecure, ugly, poor and "out of it" they guarentee future clients.
What is up with Britney Spears?
CheeseNips
03-26-2007, 09:22 AM
Britney is actually perfectly sane, but has a lousy publicity agent who is a wise opportunist and wanted 40% the proceeds of BS's hair auctioned on e-bay, among other things.
WUW- Stitch taking over every facet of WDW?
Disney execs are trying to appeal to the estimated 28% of Americans who are believed to be direct descendents of extraterristrials. This number is expected to rise annually and Disney wishes to be in a position to take advantage of the changing marketplace.
What is Up With pool hopping?
Snax Stix
03-26-2007, 09:41 AM
People pool hop because they have the misguided notion that a hole with water in it will feel more luxurious at a deluxe hotel.
WUW with people leaving their Christmas decorations up until April?
grinningghost
03-26-2007, 10:42 AM
Because they're lazy trash.
What's up with the mass amount of auto parts stores opening on every vacant corner?
Oprah just named "the corner auto parts store" as one of her top ten places to meet attractive, employed singles.:rotfl:
What is up with learning to read in kindergarten?
grinningghost
03-26-2007, 11:16 AM
The obsession that our children must be prodigies or they are complete failures.;)
What's up with guns in schools?
Snax Stix
03-26-2007, 02:38 PM
Poor parenting skills, violent video games and movies, and a general decline of our civilization. That was depressing.
WUW the news always reporting crime and scandals?
GoldfishColors
03-26-2007, 05:30 PM
All of the news outlets are now owned by one person (with several dummy front organizations) and he is a personal friend of George Bush. All the bad news is meant to divert everyones attention away from the White House, and also to make them feel like it is totally normal to completely screw up all the time and to lie and break laws.
WUW 38% of Americans?
celerystalker
03-26-2007, 06:04 PM
Up from that would be 39% of Americans. Since I fall in the top 10th percentile, they are dead to me!
WUW all the cops on I-40 today?
CheeseNips
03-26-2007, 11:31 PM
They were searching for a criminal driving a car matching your car's description. How did you talk your way outta THAT? ;)
WUW- Crop Circles?
babynurse1
03-26-2007, 11:36 PM
It's a bunch of nerdy engineering students who tried to play a giant practical joke on the world, but it backfires when they realize nobody really gives a......care.
WUW naming your baby something so off the wall, you know they'll be in for a lifetime of ridicule?
grinningghost
03-27-2007, 06:42 AM
Celebs can't seem to "get" that they were once normal people with normal names themselves - they have to draw attention to themselves via their kids and any other stupid way they can think of.;)
What's up with Kelly Ripa looking like the walking dead?
It all has to do with looking rich- the rich used to look what we would consider 'heavy'- meaning they were rich enough to have enough to eat and not have a life of manual labor, then the rich wanted to look slim, tan and toned... meaning they had enough leisure to have time to tan and exercise, now the really rich need to look like the walking dead implying that they have enough money to support a large drug habit.
What is up with daylight savings time?
WheatThins
03-27-2007, 02:03 PM
It's a Disney World conspiracy to make you spend more time and money at it's parks.
WUW - Florida toll booth operators telling me to have a good day as they rob me blind?
Wheat Thins
grinningghost
03-27-2007, 02:04 PM
It's an attempt by the federal government to save energy, which in turn, is sapping us, the TAXPAYERS of our own freakin' energy. I hate it - put it back to the way it was.;)
What's up with tie dye easter egg kits?
Another double post so I'll answer the first and ask the second to get us back on track.
WUW - Florida toll booth operators telling me to have a good day as they rob me blind?
The whole thing is a distraction to get you fuming so you, in an attempt to get back the happy vacation-y feelings, spend even more on your stay in Sunny Florida.
What's up with tie dye easter egg kits?
babynurse1
03-29-2007, 02:59 PM
Somebody was smoking somethin'?:confused3
WUW everytime I log on to play games, everybody skeedaddles?:rolleyes1
terryX
03-29-2007, 03:05 PM
Somebody was smoking somethin'?:confused3
WUW everytime I log on to play games, everybody skeedaddles?:rolleyes1
Your vast "Game" knowledge intimidates everyone? :confused3 :rotfl:
WUW all "Bob" type commercials on TV? :lmao:
Geico has employed all the good ad executives leaving all other products with the leftovers.
What is up with the lack of hamburgers on the kids menu at the counter service places in WDW?
celerystalker
03-29-2007, 07:01 PM
WDW believes the murder of cows is unethical. They can not stop adult humans from consuming beef, but they are attempting to curb the need in the young of our species.
WUW construction workers that start at 6:30 on Tuesday mornings and work until 6:30 at night but leave before 5 on Thursdays?
babynurse1
03-29-2007, 10:24 PM
Construction Workers get 1/2 price after 5 on Thursday's at Hooters.
WUW Teletubbies?
The aliens who seeded Earth with the human race wish to come back and check on us but in order to not scare us they must imprint the little ones via a TV show aimed at toddlers.
WIUW the sudden onset of air fresheners being advertised all the time?
grinningghost
04-01-2007, 07:33 AM
The sudden onset of stinky people.:lmao:
What's up with all the self-checkout lanes?
Animal Cracker
04-02-2007, 10:25 AM
Self check lines are to teach the people that get into the line that says 1-8 items how to count....if you have 20 or more items you might want to use the right checkout.
What is up with all these short shorts this year....
grinningghost
04-02-2007, 10:34 AM
It's obviously a way for the catty female designers to watch their handiwork walk down 7th Avenue, as they snicker and snort at the cellulite seeping out from under it.
What's up with people like the BTK Killer?
babynurse1
04-02-2007, 12:05 PM
There mommies never showed them any love and they have deep psychological scars.:confused3
WUW the 40 second rule?
It is to prevent people like you from having 60 bazillion posts and make the rest of us feel bad.
What is up with the need to "join" your grocery store to get a discount?
WheatThins
04-10-2007, 10:32 PM
It is to prevent people like you from having 60 bazillion posts and make the rest of us feel bad.
What is up with the need to "join" your grocery store to get a discount?
It is a way for the liberal left to keep the Republicans out.
What is up with posters posting under dual names?
Wheat Thins
So they can play games without having a huge post count. And it makes it easier to stalk their friends. ;)
What is up with the price of gas?
WheatThins
04-10-2007, 10:42 PM
Beans, beans, the magical fruit are in short supply this year, thus having an immediate, and drastic affect on the price of gas.
What is up with 3 hour depositions?
Wheat Thins
Since everyone thinks they have the equivalent of a law school education from watching law and order and ally mcbeal, all legal proceedings will now take twice as long.
What is up with disrespectful students?
WheatThins
04-10-2007, 10:50 PM
I'm not sure but we know it isn't their IQs.
What's up with Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera?
Wheat Thins
babynurse1
04-10-2007, 10:56 PM
HEY 2 snack crackers in the same spot!
Two alpha males who think they are always right are never a good combination
WUW all the activity on the game thread?
WheatThins
04-10-2007, 11:00 PM
Someone told me there would be free hotdogs, beer and dancing girls at 11.
What's up with Off Track Betting?
Wheat Thins
babynurse1
04-10-2007, 11:07 PM
Just another ploy to give up your hard earned dollars.
WUW baseball in the snow?;)
WheatThins
04-10-2007, 11:08 PM
Further evidence of global warming.
What's up with Webkins?
Wheat Thins
babynurse1
04-10-2007, 11:13 PM
Webkins are actually high tech gadgetry that are secretly monitoring your every move. Be careful when you step out of the shower. Big brother might be watching!
WUW Diet CARAMEL Pepsi?
WheatThins
04-10-2007, 11:40 PM
Is there such a thing? Huh. If there is it is a plot perpetrated by the caramel industry to boosts sales by tieing (sp? that just looks wrong) it's product to caffeine.
What's up with all those smilies?
Wheat Thins
The smilies are here to help you express yourself. You never know when :goodvibes or :3dglasses or even :sick: will prevent you from bottling your emotions and going postal.
What is up with Tiger Woods losing the Masters?
babynurse1
04-10-2007, 11:44 PM
They were put on the dis only to annoy certain snack crackers and to "boost post counts".
Ritz is too fast for me. Tiger Woods SUCKS! lol
WUW not showing nip/tuck again until September?
yes, there is diet caramel pepsi
lalijack
04-11-2007, 12:26 PM
It's an evil plot by F/X to leave us wanting more (and more!) of that delish Dr. Troy, thus boosting ratings in the coming season.
What's up with not being able to find my DIS friends when I can FINALLY find the time to get online?
babynurse1
04-11-2007, 04:14 PM
They heard about your stalker status and have gone into hiding!http://bestsmileys.com/peeping/5.gif
WUW Johnny Depp.
(really, I'd like to know what's up with him. you know how he's doing and stuff:rolleyes1 ):rotfl:
I am pretty sure he is pining for married mother of four.
(what a minute that could be ME..heheheh)
What is up with my kids eating all the good Easter candy?
babynurse1
04-12-2007, 10:37 PM
They're only trying to help mom keep her girlish figure. After all, I hear Johnny is pining after some uber cool moms of 4.:rolleyes1
WUW putting every tv show ever made on DVD?
Because like Transformers and My Little Pony, you can collect them all!!!!
What is up with Dannielynn's daddy?
WheatThins
04-12-2007, 10:43 PM
His expectation of managing millions as a trustee.
What's up with Don Imus lookin so friggin scary?
Wheat Thins
His agent said that would make him "memorable"
What is up with disfriends being in stalker mode?
babynurse1
04-12-2007, 10:47 PM
They are oh so popular that as soon as the green light goes on, the pm box is full
WUW with fat free ice cream. If I'm going to eat ice cream, there better be some fat in it!!
WheatThins
04-12-2007, 10:48 PM
It's a lie. There is fat in it.
WUW Andy Griffith Show reruns?
Wheat Thins
Because everything you need to know you could learn from Andy Griffith.
What is up with everyone forgetting Moses Fleetwood was the real first baseball player to break the color barrier?
WheatThins
04-12-2007, 10:54 PM
No one ever knew it to forget it.
WUW fine food, big cigars and painted ladies?
Wheat Thins
WUW fine food, big cigars and painted ladies?
Wheat Thins
Are you refering to the custom of painting Victorian homes with lots of "gingerbread" details in many bright and contrasting colors? The historical societies like it... they say it is "authentic"
What is up with the hole in the ozone layer?
WheatThins
04-12-2007, 11:11 PM
uhhh, yes?
It's supposed to be there. Duh.
WUW the Minnesota Twins?
Wheat Thins
babynurse1
04-12-2007, 11:13 PM
Are you refering to John and Ron from Duluth. They are doing great last I heard.
WUW with trying to stay up past my bedtime:confused:
:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: Good answer babynurse! (But isn't Duluth in Wisconsin? or is it on the border?)
WT, while being a big fan of Benjamin Franklin, doesn't live by the proverb "Early to bed, early to wise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
What is up with Pop Tarts? why do kids love them so much?
babynurse1
04-13-2007, 09:05 AM
Didn't you know thiamine mononitrate is addicting until you reach puberty?
I googled Duluth MN just to be sure. Whew, there is one.:lmao:
WUW the obsession over "Deal or No Deal"?
celerystalker
04-21-2007, 02:38 PM
Since Howie Mandel is OCD, everyone became OCD over the show so he wouldn't feel like a weirdo.
WUW no one posting on this thread since the 13th?
terryX
04-21-2007, 07:36 PM
Last minute tax preparations...and NO espresso delivery from Nursey! :eek: What is up with the Golden State Warriors FINALLY reaching the Playoffs?:thumbsup2
babynurse1
04-21-2007, 10:26 PM
Sheer luck?
WUW Senjaya getting kicked off of American Idol? He was the best singer ever!:rolleyes1
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