New Game - Wishes

[Poohbear85]

I forget the real name of this game, but it's a wish game. Basically you make a wish, the next poster has to post something about your wish that's bad, and make a new wish.

Example:
I wish i had a million dollars.

Next post would be like this.

Granted, but it's in monopoly money.


Start:

I wish i had a flying car.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Wish granted... but you don't have any landing gear.

I wish I could read minds.

[grinningghost]

Granted, but the only minds you can read are sick ones.;)

I wish my daughter would turn her flippin' music DOWN!!!!!!!:eek:

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but you will never hear music again.

I wish my kids would go to sleep.

(Hiya GG! :teeth: )

[grinningghost]

Hi 1P2P!:)

Granted, but one of them will wake up at 2 AM wanting a drink of water.;)

I wish my cat would quit shedding all over my keyboard.

[1Prince2Princesses]

:lmao: That will probably happen anyway!

Granted, but then your cat will be bald.

I wish I could snap my fingers and have the dishes do themselves.

[grinningghost]

Granted, but at least 12 of them will break in the process.:rotfl:

I wish it wasn't freezing outside.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you live in Florida! (Actually, it's supposed to get really cold tonight)

I wish it would snow here.

[Poohbear85]

Granted, but all the snow would be yellow.

I wish my trip to disneyland would come sooner

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but then it ends one day sooner.

I wish someone was cooking me breakfast.

[DreaminDisney]

Granted but it'll be something gross.

I wish I didn't have a cold today.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted... but now you have pinkeye.

I wish I was getting a massage right now.

[grinningghost]

Granted, but you have to have your massage in a room that is only 45 degrees.

I wish I didn't have to have foot surgery next week.

[Disneyland1084]

Granted-but you will be on crutches permanently.

I wish I was going out for pizza tonight.

[sweetspicy]

Granted-- but you'd be going out for anchovy pizza with actual cardboard crust. :)

I wish I was in WDW right now.

[Annette_VA]

I wish I was in WDW right now.


Granted, but you're stuck in your hotel room w/ food poisoning.

I wish I had a new car.

[grinningghost]

Granted but it will be painted in camoflague.

I wish I knew how to sing.

[Disneyland1084]

Granted,but that would be the ONLY thing you knew how to do....Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else to say. :rotfl2:

I wish I was riding Alice In Wonderland at DL now.

[grinningghost]

Granted, but you're going to get stuck in front of that creepy Cheshire Cat for an hour while they get the ride fixed.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much today.

[Disneyland1084]

Granted-but every day for the rest of your life you will only be able to eat 1,000 calories a day.

I wish I was at WDW now. I've never been there. :confused3

[I LUV THE PHANTOM]

Granted, but it's closed due to plumbing problems.:mad:

I wish I could meet The Phantom:love:

[Disneyland1084]

Granted- but ONLY in your imagination.

I wish money was no object.

[babynurse1]

Granted, but the United States just went back to the barter system and money is now illegal.

I wish my kids would never fight with each other again

[Disneyland1084]

Granted-but they will never talk to each other again.

I wish I was 30 pounds lighter.:rolleyes:

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted.. but it's because you have endless diarrhea.

I wish I never had to color my hair again to look young.

[Disneyland1084]

Granted.. but it's because you have endless diarrhea.

I wish I never had to color my hair again to look young.

You are ALWAYS cracking me up!!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Granted-but you'll lose all your hair and have to wear a wig the rest of your life.

[1Prince2Princesses]

You are ALWAYS cracking me up!!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Granted-but you'll lose all your hair and have to wear a wig the rest of your life.

Now how is THAT going to help me look young? I'll look like... like a smiley face! See? -----> :) BALD!

You didn't make a wish!

[I LUV THE PHANTOM]

You are ALWAYS cracking me up!!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Granted-but you'll lose all your hair and have to wear a wig the rest of your life.

Hey you don't have a wish!:confused3
Just don't want you to get caught again!:rolleyes1
It's okay I have done it to!:rotfl2:

[1Prince2Princesses]

Ummm okay. I'll make a wish.

I wish I could just think smilies and they'd pop up in my posts.

[lalijack]

Sorry guys! Laptop was in La-La Land for a few minutes!

Granted, but you can never get the same smiley twice

I wish I could get DH to finish the attic

[jmmelvin]

Granted, but a tree falls on the roof and now you need a roof.

I wish I was picked to stay in Cindy's Suite in WDW.

[babynurse1]

Granted, but the air conditioning broke and it's 98 degrees and humid


I wish I could meet Johnny Depp

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted... but you get an awful rash the night before and have to stay 20 feet away from him at all times.

I wish someone else would do my grocery shopping.

[unfreshdiva1]

But he turns out to be a jerk in person

I wish I could fly!:banana:

[babynurse1]

to Robin: Granted but they can only go once a week and spend $20.00 each time

To unfreshdiva1: Granted but you're afraid of heights



I wish to never get sick again

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but you gain an annoying itch on your butt that will never go away.

I wish I could get through a day without thinking of someone's butt. :lmao:

[babynurse1]

Granted, but now you have to think about monkey poo instead.:scared:

I wish I could meet all my dis buddies.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but then we all start stalking you in real life.

I wish I could find a new pair of jeans that were long enough and fit properly.

[babynurse1]

granted, but they cost $2000.00 a pair

I wish Tigger never got sued:mad:

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted... but then we all find out he really DID mean to deck the kid.

I wish my house didn't smell so good now. I'm making chili in the crock pot, and it's making me hungry.

[babynurse1]

granted but from now on it smells like rotten eggs


I wish the weather wasn't so COLD!!!

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you're in Florida and it's August. :scared:

I wish my DH would bring me flowers tonight.

[babynurse1]

granted, but you have to repay him for the next 30 nights in a row.;)


I wish chocolate was calorie free

[lalijack]

Granted, but you get a huge zit for every ounce you eat.

I wish I was 5 years younger

[babynurse1]

granted but you lose 15 years of knowledge


I wish someone would make me laugh hysterically every day.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted. But every time you laugh, you get the hiccups.

I wish my girls would stop talking to each other and go to sleep! (I'm tired. :faint: )

[babynurse1]

granted but they have a nightmare and then wake you up as soon as you fall asleep

I wish Target were right down the road.

[lalijack]

Granted, but then your street is inundated with constant traffic.

I wish I could sleep late tomorrow.

[babynurse1]

granted but you wake up with a splitting headache.

I wish I could take the kids to Disney this year.:confused3

[lalijack]

ooh me too!!! and i could if dh would just GIVE IN!!!!

Granted - but you have to stay offsite and can't buy any souvenirs.

I wish all my laundry was done!

[babynurse1]

granted but as soon as it's done, the washer and dryer break


I wish my MIL would be nice to me sometimes

[lalijack]

You got it! But now she wants to be your BFF!!! (Ack!)

I wish I could earn my former F/T salary at my current P/T job.

[babynurse1]

granted but now they want you to triple the workload during P/T hours

I wish for another wish

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted! But there will be a catch.. :rotfl:

I wish I could sleep 4 hours and feel like I slept 10.

[babynurse1]

granted but you gain weight while you're sleeping


I wish I could have a tan year round

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but then your DH gets grossed out by your tan lines.

I wish I didn't have to go with my DH to visit the in-laws next month.

[babynurse1]

granted, but you can't go to WDW for the next 5 years


I wish I didn't have to go to Wal-Mart today

[lalijack]

Granted, but then you can't leave your room for a week!

I wish I could leave work early and still get paid for the whole day.

[MA pigletfan]

Granted, but you have to work 12 hours tommorow.

I wish I could lose 30 lbs overnight!

[lalijack]

Granted, but you can't buy clothes in the appropriate size for 6 months.

I wish it was May, so the weather would be more pleasant

[Disneyland1084]

Granted, but you'll be sick with the stomach flu for the whole month.

I wish I was at Disneyland right now. :cutie:

[babynurse1]

Granted, but they're filming a movie and the only ride open to the public is "It's a Small World"

I wish there were more time in the day.

[lalijack]

Granted, but you can't use it to sleep. ;)

I wish summers were 5 months long.

[babynurse1]

Granted but for the last 2 months temperatures have to be above 100 every day.


I wish I could speak fluent Spanish

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but you forget English.

I wish my entire family would dissapear for just one hour. http://bestsmileys.com/frustrated/4.gif

[DLBDS]

Granted, but they won't remember who you are when they return.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.

[lalijack]

Granted, but you have to attend 3 kids' parties in 6 hours.

I wish my SIL and I got along better.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but she'll now be calling you 1,000 times per day and hangin' with you every weekend.

I wish my aquarium would stay algae-free.

[babynurse1]

granted, but now it has a leak

I wish I could have a large glass of iced tea right now

[DLBDS]

Granted but it comes to you WCC-style...in a gallon-sized jar.

I wish my DH would grow a brain.

[lalijack]

Granted, but now you live in fairytale land. :rotfl:

I wish my DH would learn not to procrastinate about EVERYTHING

[babynurse1]

granted but now he bugs you all the time to do things faster

I wish my computer was faster

[DLBDS]

Granted, but now he nags you because he's bored and doesn't have enough to do.

I wish my DD would finish her schoolwork each week.

[1Prince2Princesses]

granted but now he bugs you all the time to do things faster

I wish my computer was faster

Granted, but now you need a Windows upgrade. :rotfl:

Granted, but now he nags you because he's bored and doesn't have enough to do.

I wish my DD would finish her schoolwork each week.

Granted, but she does it all wrong.


I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

[lalijack]

Granted, but when you wake up, your kids will have trashed the house.

I wish my mortgage was paid off.

[1Prince2Princesses]

:lmao: They already did!

Granted, but then your roof collapses and it gets flooded.

I wish I didn't think something really wrong every time I saw the dancing banana.

[lalijack]

Granted, but there goes your sense of humor - POOF!

I wish I had a cleaning lady.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but she likes to clean naked.

I wish my husband would get up when his alarm goes off in the morning.

[lalijack]

Granted, but he bangs around and wakes up all the kids.

I wish my DD didn't have to be ready for the bus at 7:25

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you have to take her to school. (My son gets on the bus at 6:40!)

I wish I had a minivan.

[lalijack]

<Yikes Robin! I'll shut up!;) >

Granted, but it becomes a rolling junk drawer, no matter what you do (trust me on this one!)

I wish my DH would paint the foyer.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but he paints it lime green.

I wish I had a laptop so I could DIS in bed.

[lalijack]

Granted, but then you stay up even later than you do now, DISing until the wee hours (trust me on this one too ;) )

I wish I was on vacation right now.

[luvmyboys]

Granted, but the minute your vacation is over you'll be wishing for another one!!

I wish I didn't have a paper due tomorrow on the decline of the German newspaper industry!

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you have to film a documentary about slugs.

I wish today was a holiday.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but now you have to prepare a spread for 20 family members who, BTW, are spending the weekend in your home.

I wish the WL had free internet access.

[lalijack]

Granted, but only in rooms with no windows

I wish my boss would go take a looooong vacation.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but while he's gone, you don't get paid.

I wish it was dark outside.

[babynurse1]

granted, but now the sun won't shine for one year


I wish my ds would get off the playstation and finish his homework

[DLBDS]

Granted, but he uses a quill and ink set that spills all over your favorite blanket.

I wish it was going to be in the low 70's with no chance of rain all next week in Orlando.

[babynurse1]

granted, but you get the stomach flu:scared:

I wish I didn't have to fix supper tonight

[DLBDS]

Granted, your children decide to give you the evening off and cook dinner instead......but they burn it and the smoke alarm goes off and you starve.

I wish I hadn't missed last season's 24.

[babynurse1]

granted but now you miss this season


I wish Paula Abdul didn't act like she was on drugs

[DLBDS]

Granted, but then she gets replaced by Britney Spears who you would swear didn't have a brain.

I wish I didn't have to go close the chickens up.

[babynurse1]

granted, but then they decide to make a break for it

I wish my dh would get home soon

[DLBDS]

Granted, but he brings 3 other guys home with him and you now have 3 extra adult mouths to feed at dinner.

I wish my DD would score all the points tonight in her bball game.

[babynurse1]

granted, but now all the other girls are jealous and they get into a huge fight


I wish it wouldn't snow tomorrow

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you get 2" of ice instead.

I wish I could find someone to decorate my house for free.

[babynurse1]

granted but they only use black paint and a skull and crossbones motif

I wish I had a new horse trailer to pull the horses in

[Mickey1122]

Granted, but the trailer will be too small.

I wish I had chocolate right now.

[lalijack]

Granted, but you find a bug in the last piece. (eeewwwww!)

I wish I had unlimited $$ for vacations.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but then you develop agoraphobia and are afraid to leave the house.

I wish the amount of money in our savings account tripled overnight.

[lalijack]

Granted, but you get audited by the IRS :scared:

I wish I had 2 of me for the afternoon - one to clean this house and catch up on the huge mounds of laundry, and one to go peruse the bookstore and have some ME time. ;)

[babynurse1]

granted but the second you gets confused and lost and you're never whole again

I wish my dd would clean her closet

[lalijack]

Granted, but she decides she hates everything in it, and wants all new clothes!

I wish someone would do my grocery shopping for me.

[babynurse1]

granted but they think frozen pizza every night for supper is Just Fine

I wish I didn't feel tired today:confused3

[lalijack]

Granted, but now you won't be able to fall asleep at all tonight!

I wish DH would take more initiative about doing stuff around the house.

[babynurse1]

granted, but now he quits his job so he can do just that

I wish I wasn't watching a Jessica Simpson commercial right now

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you only get one channel and it's showing a Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica marathon.

I wish my husband wasn't snoring.

[babynurse1]

granted but now he talks in his sleep

I wish the Colts would win the SuperBowl

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted... but they never win another game. EVER. :lmao:


I wish men understood women just a little better.

[babynurse1]

granted but they throw it in womens faces daily

I wish all my bills already paid this month

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now your car needs major repairs.

I wish common sense came in a pill form.

[babynurse1]

granted but all the dumb people are allergic to it


I wish I could write a hit song

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but your name gets left off the credits.

I wish whoever keeps messing with the smilies would realize that it really isn't funny.

(Hi Elisabeth! :wave2: )

[babynurse1]

granted but now they take ALL the smilies away.

I wish smiley central worked on my computer.
:cool1: Hi Robin!

[sweetspicy]

Granted, but they would give your computer a nasty virus.

I wish it would not snow tomorrow.

[babynurse1]

granted, but an ice storm cometh


I wish McDonalds was not my ds's favorite restaurant:rolleyes:

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you have insatiable Big Mac cravings every day.

I wish all the rain we are getting today would turn to snow.

[babynurse1]

granted but now you're stuck in your house for a week

I wish I didn't have to go buy my nephew a bday present today

[lalijack]

Granted, but now you'll have to give him cash - LOTS of it!

I wish I could get my dressing room organized - it looks like a bomb went off in there!

[babynurse1]

granted but now the rest of the house is a mess

I wish I could snap my fingers and all the laundry were done

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you break your fingers in the process and there's no one to do your laundry while you heal. :laundy:

I wish my daughter didn't have to stay home from school today. (I REALLY hate that "24 hr. fever free" rule. She's fine!)

[babynurse1]

granted, but now you come down with whatever kept her out of school in the first place

I wish I had a Vanilla Coke from a real soda fountain.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but the machine malfunctions and the drink is flat.

I wish my fingernails wouldn't break, tear or chip so easily.

[lalijack]

Granted, but now you leave scabs every time you scratch your own skin!

I wish the snow on my property could be airlifted to someplace far away.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but the cost of removal is way more than you can afford.

I wish my chickens could close their own door at night so I wouldn't have to walk down there to do it for them.(Brrrrrr!)

[lalijack]

Granted, but they sneak up to your front door and lock you in every night!

I wish my kids didn't think every supper was a 5 course meal :rolleyes:

[DLBDS]

Granted, but then they just stop thinking all together.

I wish my driveway was paved instead of gravel.

[lalijack]

Okay, but then your DH will pester you about not turning your wheels on the hot-top, and being careful the kids don't mess it up with bikes & scooters.

I wish my kids and I could get past this merry-go-round of headcolds and stomach ailments!

[DLBDS]

Granted, but then your innards start failing instead.

I wish my daughter wouldn't TRY to get me to divulge the answers to her schoolwork.....(It ain't happenin' so figure it out yourself!)

[babynurse1]

Granted, but then she decides to never do her homework again and has to repeat that grade.

I wish lalijack would get a tag.:goodvibes

[DLBDS]

Granted, but she's so mortified by it that she has to re-register with a new name and she blames YOU for the whole thing.

I wish I had some cinnamon rolls from CiCi's Pizza right now.

[lalijack]

Granted, but then she decides to never do her homework again and has to repeat that grade.

I wish lalijack would get a tag.:goodvibes


:flower3: Awwwww, thanks babynurse1!!!!! :flower3:


DLBDS: Granted, but they're so stale you break a tooth.

I wish someone would grant my DB a few working brain cells. He seems to have lost whatever ones he came with. :sad2:

[babynurse1]

Granted, but the few working cells he gets only focus on one thing.:rolleyes1



I wish I could stay up and dis all night and not be tired in the morning.

[lalijack]

Granted, but the few working cells he gets only focus on one thing.:rolleyes1

I wish I could stay up and dis all night and not be tired in the morning.


<me too!> Granted, but you get HUGE dark circles under your eyes!

I wish I could see the faces of some of my DIS friends.

[ZuZugal]

Granted, but then you see them in your nightmares too!

I wish I could be 21 again.

[babynurse1]

Granted, but then you see them in your nightmares too!

I wish I could be 21 again.

Granted but it's in dog years--sorry.


I wish somebody were here to play on the game thread

[ZuZugal]

granted, but the day is almost over!

I wish I didn't have to wait 2 weeks for my haircut.

[lalijack]

Granted, but instead of your regular hairdresser, you have to go to a newbie who messes up your 'do!

I wish my laptop wasn't broken, so I could DIS tonight when I get home from work! :mad:

[babynurse1]

granted but the dis is so slow, you can't log on

I wish life was like a box of chocolates

[Snoopygirl]

granted, but you'll gain a lot of weight!


I wish I could go to WDW every year for 2 weeks.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you can only go during hurricane season, late in the summer.

I wish that sending my DD9 to public school this fall turns out to be a great decision.

[Bunchkin]

Granted, but she'll turn into a party animal!!


I wish that my DH's sister wasn't such a snob.

[lalijack]

Granted, but she'll turn into a party animal!!


I wish that my DH's sister wasn't such a snob.

Okay, but now she wants to be your new BFF!

I wish my desktop computer was FASTER!

[babynurse1]

Granted but now your dh is

I wish my dd would go to bed without complaint

[lalijack]

Granted but now your dh is

I wish my dd would go to bed without complaint


<Wow Elisabeth! Is your post in response to mine or Bunchkin's? Read 'em both and see what I mean.......>

Granted, but now she refuses to get up in the morning.

I wish my DH would stop leaving wet towels on the bathroom floor. :sad2:

[Bunchkin]

Granted, but now he leaves them on your side of the bed!!

I wish that my DD would be nicer to her little brother.

[babynurse1]

<Wow Elisabeth! Is your post in response to mine or Bunchkin's? Read 'em both and see what I mean.......>


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oooppps!


granted but now your dd is mean to you

I wish my computer wasn't so slow.

[lalijack]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oooppps!


granted but now your dd is mean to you

I wish my computer wasn't so slow.


Granted, but its new speed causes it to crash all the time.

I wish it was earlier, so I could DIS for a while longer.........

[Pixie Tales]

Granted, but its new speed causes it to crash all the time.

I wish it was earlier, so I could DIS for a while longer.........

Granted.. but the Dis board Freezes after every 5 posts for 10 minutes



I wish I had a Tag Fairy Tag

[lalijack]

Granted.. but the Dis board Freezes after every 5 posts for 10 minutes



I wish I had a Tag Fairy Tag


OK, but it only lasts a week

I wish all the snow outside would be gone when I wake up tomorrow.

[babynurse1]

granted, but now there's so much water from the melting snow your house flloods

I wish nobody would ever call me snarky again.;)

[lalijack]

granted, but now there's so much water from the melting snow your house flloods

I wish nobody would ever call me snarky again.;)


Okay, but you have to have a personality transplant. :rotfl: :rotfl:<kidding!!>

I wish my kids' school vacation wasn't almost over.

[babynurse1]

Okay, but you have to have a personality transplant. :rotfl: :rotfl:<kidding!!>

I wish my kids' school vacation wasn't almost over.

Man that was hitting below the belt!:sad1:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I loved it!!

Granted, but they extend the vacation and then you have to make it up in June when the weather is nice and pretty.


I wish that all my favorite songs would come on the radio the next time I'm driving.

[lalijack]

Man that was hitting below the belt!:sad1:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I loved it!!

Granted, but they extend the vacation and then you have to make it up in June when the weather is nice and pretty.


I wish that all my favorite songs would come on the radio the next time I'm driving.


Okay, but they're all the Muzak versions.

I wish I could talk DH into a trip to the World this summer. :rolleyes:

[babynurse1]

Granted, but you didn't specify which World so he takes you to Wally-World.


I wish I could find a magic lamp with a genie voiced by Robin Williams!

[DramaGirl]

granted, but it's an evil genie and kills all your family and friends with you watching, then kills you- a long and painful death lol jk

i wish i could be in WDW right now..

[slo]

Granted, but it's raining the whole time :umbrella:



I wish I had a good movie to watch tonight

[babynurse1]

granted but your DVD player breaks as soon as you put it in


I wish my dd would quit bugging me about changing the fish's water

[lalijack]

granted but your DVD player breaks as soon as you put it in


I wish my dd would quit bugging me about changing the fish's water

Granted, but when that fish wakes you up in the middle of the night screaming about poor living conditions.........:lmao:

I wish I could spend the weekend in a beautiful resort in a tropical location. <sigh>

[babynurse1]

granted, but do the words tsunami scare you away?


I wish somebody were here to play with. I finally have the house all to myself and you guys are busy elsewhere.:sad2:


I can just picture a fish screaming about it's poor living conditions!:laughing: :laughing:

[lalijack]

granted, but do the words tsunami scare you away?


I wish somebody were here to play with. I finally have the house all to myself and you guys are busy elsewhere.:sad2:


I can just picture a fish screaming about it's poor living conditions!:laughing: :laughing:


Granted but, well, I'm here now and where the heck are YOU? <drumming fingers>

I wish I had a clone who could be downstairs washing the kitchen floor and doing laundry while I DIS. :laundy:

[babynurse1]

granted but your clone goes crazy and decides to streak through the neighborhood


I wish chocolate were calorie free.

[lalijack]

granted but your clone goes crazy and decides to streak through the neighborhood


I wish chocolate were calorie free.

Eeww, no one wants ME streaking anywhere, trust me!:rotfl:

OK, chocolate is calorie free, but it makes you retain water like a camel.

I wish I had a REALLY good snack to munch on while I DIS.

[babynurse1]

granted but halfway through you find a roach in your snack.


I wish I didn't have to get off the dis in a minute.

[lalijack]

granted but halfway through you find a roach in your snack.


I wish I didn't have to get off the dis in a minute.

Granted, but you fall asleep on your keyboard and have QWERTY imprinted into your cheek for 2 days.

I wish you'd find someone to pick up the slack with your real-life so you could play this game a little longer! :rotfl:

[babynurse1]

granted, but that person is YOU!!!!


I wish we could all meet in WDW!!!:yay:

[lalijack]

granted, but that person is YOU!!!!


I wish we could all meet in WDW!!!:yay:

Granted, but then I start stalking you for REAL!!! :scared1: :scared1: :scared1:

I wish I had a trip to WDW in the works. <big sigh>

[babynurse1]

Granted, but you have to cancel at the last second due to coming down with the measles.


I wish I had money to buy us both a trip to WDW.:hug:

[lalijack]

Granted, but you have to cancel at the last second due to coming down with the measles.


I wish I had money to buy us both a trip to WDW.:hug:

Granted, but our kids join forces against us and pirate our tickets! pirate:

I wish our DHs were independently wealthy and didn't have to work for a living.

[babynurse1]

granted but now they just sit around the house complaining and get tired of our dissing.:sad2:


I wish it wasn't time for me to say goodbye.:guilty:

[lalijack]

granted but now they just sit around the house complaining and get tired of our dissing.:sad2:


I wish it wasn't time for me to say goodbye.:guilty:


Alright, go if you have to, but know that I'll be lonely and un-entertained. :sad1:

I wish for some time tomorrow to DIS without interruption. (But I don't see that happening!):laughing:

[babynurse1]

granted but that time is only 5 minutes.


I wish for world peace.

Thought I'd give you a tough one to work on while I'm gone!:thumbsup2

[lalijack]

granted but that time is only 5 minutes.


I wish for world peace.

Thought I'd give you a tough one to work on while I'm gone!:thumbsup2

Okay, wiseguy, you get world peace, but then the leaders of the country decide to implement a "peace tax" - 50% of everyone's earnings for the "luxury" of peace. (Hey, I live in MA - they try to tax everything here!)

I wish I could play a musical instrument. (Talk about a subject change, eh?):laughing:

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you become obsessed with the Didgeridoo and your family bans you to the basement....of your neighbor's house......down the street.

I wish I could eat super-fatty foods without a care.

[Pixie Tales]

I wish I could eat super-fatty foods without a care.

Granted: but the super fatty food all tastes like sawdust




I wish It would snow here

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted: but the super fatty food all tastes like sawdust




I wish It would snow here

I wish that all the time. :guilty:

Anyway... Granted, but you develop a terrible case of the flu and sleep straight through the snow.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[lalijack]

OK, granted...but you don't have any seasonally appropriate clothes, so you and the kids can't leave the house to enjoy it.

I wish 1P2P would stop trying to kill these game threads!:lmao:

[babynurse1]

granted, but know she's your new stalker and follows you to every thread!


I wish we didn't have to wait 40 seconds to post.

[lalijack]

Granted, but the threads start moving so fast, you can't keep up with them.

I wish I lived closer to my best friend.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you soon start to feel that the 2 of you are attached at the hip.

I wish that the "handyman special" house we just purchased turns out to be a fun and rewarding experience. (It's our 1st time!)

[lalijack]

Granted, but you get addicted to "flipping houses", and pretty soon you're up to your neck in Home Depot bills!

I wish the snowstorm they're predicting for tonight would turn out to be just flurries.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but the flurries tonight quickly turn into a blizzard tomorrow morning.

I wish I didn't have to get a PAP tomorrow.:sad2:

[lalijack]

Blech! Not fun!

Granted, but the doc decides instead to draw a VAT of blood to 'run a few tests'.

I wish I had a personal assistant to tackle the mundane chores I dread doing.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you soon learn that your assistant is quickly taking over your identity and your life.

I wish I could take off tomorrow and just be a couch potato, watching movies and reading a good book all day long.....alone.

[babynurse1]

granted but you get sick from eating so many potato chips :crazy2:

I wish I could be the tag fairy for a day!!pixiedust:

[shirleyb]

granted, but then you'd get sick of people shamelessly begging for tags

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[lalijack]

Granted, but your hours are cut to 4 days/week - and so is your pay!

I wish those geniuses at the Geek Squad would decide they can't fix my laptop, so I'd get a brand new one at no cost!

[DLBDS]

Granted, but the new laptop is loaded with the new Vista OS and it's not compatible with your ISP hardware.

I wish my DN wasn't going with us to WDW in Oct.:guilty:

[We Want The Redhead]

granted but 5 other family members decide to tag along instead.


I wish I was going to WDW in October

[DLBDS]

Granted, but the only mode of transportation available to you is....moped. (I would get an early start.;) )

I wish I had a dog to color right now. (I'm in the mood to experiment.)

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but something goes horribly wrong and you end up with a bald dog.

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r313/hshettle/images-2.jpg

I wish I was sitting on a beach somewhere sipping Pina Coladas.

[lalijack]

Granted, but the beach is infested with sand fleas - and YOU are their snack!

I wish today's unseasonably warm temps would hang around for a while.

[babynurse1]

Granted but you didn't specify what "awhile" was and Mother Nature interpreted that as one day.

I wish girls didn't have to be so emotional sometimes!

[lalijack]

Okay, but the remedy to "emotional" is for them to act like Stepford children. (eek!)

I wish I could take just one brief glimpse into my future (say, 5 years from now?).

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you won't like what you see.

I wish I had dining room furniture.

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but the table and all the chairs are unbalanced and rock when you try to use them.

I wish I still got naptime.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you find yourself waking up in the middle of the night every night and by the time you're able to fall back asleep, it's time to get up.

I wish I had a new SUV that ran on air.

[babynurse1]

granted but you have to buy special tires which can only be made of gold and replaced every 3 months!


I wish animals could talk.

[Ritz]

Granted.... but humans are too dumb to follow the conversation anyway.


I wish someone would cook dinner for me.

[babynurse1]

granted but all they know how to cook is boiled eggs.

(Can you say "Cool Hand Luke"?:scared: )


I wish I could wish for another wish

[Ritz]

granted but now you are stuck in an eternal loop of wishing for a wish.


I wish I was a rich man.

[babynurse1]

granted just like Richard Hatch!:eek:

Perhaps you need a good attorney to get you out of jail!

I wish I could go to WDW!!!!

[Ritz]

Granted but as a consultant to investigate the sewer rat problem.

I wish I could read minds.

[babynurse1]

granted but you're shocked by what you find and now must be placed in a mental institution to recover from said shock!!!


I wish the Hoosiers would win this basketball game

[Ritz]

Granted but unruly fan celebration will cause a 2 year ban on tournament play.

I wish I had a teleporter to cut down on travel time.

[babynurse1]

granted but it malfunctions mid transport!!!


I wish I had Diet Vanilla Coke made with real vanilla syrup right now

[Ritz]

granted but the real vanilla syrup adds 4000 calories


I wish the Tarheels would never win another game. Ever.

[babynurse1]

granted but now they're sent to Eternal Damnation and are forced to close their doors and are never allowed to have a sports team again. AND now all the displaced players join the Duke team



I wish my kids would quit getting out of bed!

[Ritz]

Granted but now you spend the rest of your life delievering food and toys to their beds.

I wish I had self cleaning bathrooms.

[Chicken in a Biskit]

Granted, but your kitchen doesn't clean itself!

I wish I lived on a beach where it's warm.

[GoldfishColors]

Granted but now you can't get insurance and have sand everywhere all the time.


I wish I were in WDW right now.

[babynurse1]

granted but all your favorite rides are closed for repairs.

I wish time really could stand still.

[DLBDS]

Granted, but it happens when you're on the ToT....in the middle of freefall.

I wish I could play the violin.

[babynurse1]

granted but you can only play one song "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"



I wish I would never have a bad hair day again.


p.s. the time standing still on ToT might be kinda cool!:yay:

[lalijack]

You got it, Kojack! :lmao:

I wish I had a webcam so I could 'see and be seen' by my DIS friends.

[babynurse1]

granted but you think it's turned off and you're having the worst day of your life and people all across the world are watching!!

I wish some people didn't live so far away!;)

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you soon discover all the homes for sale in your neighborhood are being bought up by some very unsavory folks.:scared:

I wish I had my own personal landscaper year round.

[babynurse1]

granted but he charges an arm and a leg--literally!:scared1: :scared1:


I wish the dis would go faster!!

[Ritz]

Granted- but now someone posts before you every time so your posts never make any sense! ;)

I wish the 40 second rule would go away.

[babynurse1]

granted now it's a 60 second rule


I wish I only need 5 hours of sleep at night.

[Ritz]

Granted - but you wake up every 15 minutes for the whole 5 hrs.

I wish I was taller.

[babynurse1]

granted but now you're a freak of nature and have to go on the Guiness Book of World Records nationwide tour.


I wish money grew on trees.

[Ritz]

Granted- but you have a black thumb!

I wish I had Tivo.

[babynurse1]

granted but you can never figure out how to use it

I wish they would quit moving the smilies

[Ritz]

Granted but now they keep changing the names of all the boards.

I wish chocolate chip cookies had no calories.

[babynurse1]

granted but the chocolate chip industry flopped due to global warming and the price of one cookie is 100.00

I wish I didn't feel so tired this morning.:surfweb:

[Ritz]

Granted but now you are so hyper that you can't get anything productive done.

I wish it would be sunny and warm today.

[babynurse1]

granted how's 110 in the shade sound?


I wish I had X Ray vision.:cool2:

[Ritz]

Granted but now you keep running into things because you can only see the inner structure.

I wish I had a lasso of truth.

[babynurse1]

granted but the Wonder Woman outfit you have to wear with it gives you a constant wedgie

I wish I could meet Johnny Depp

[Ritz]

Granted but you meet him in court when he sues you for stalking him.

I wish I was on an exotic vacation.

[babynurse1]

granted but you lie on the beach too long in that string bikini and now you have 3rd degree sunburns everywhere!http://bestsmileys.com/undersun/6.gif

I wish Johnny could see I wasn't technically stalking him and drop that lawsuit.:laughing:

[Ritz]

Granted but now his wife is jealous and decides to harass you.

I wish I looked good in a string bikini.

[babynurse1]

granted but now you have stalker problems of your own!!;)


I wish I could dis and do laundry at the same time!!!

[Ritz]

Granted but now your family expects you to do laundry while you cook and clean and answer the phone.

I wish my car didn't need gas.

[babynurse1]

granted but now it needs Plutonium to run. I hear Iraq has a surplus on Plutonium, good luck getting that!:thumbsup2

I wish I could change my username to something with more pizazz:cool2:

[Ritz]

Granted but now you have to start all over to build your post count.;)

I wish for world peace (and a sale on plutonium).

[babynurse1]

granted but now all everybody does is sit around singing "Kumbaya"


I wish I could be a judge on American Idol

[Ritz]

Granted but now you are Randy!:laughing:

I wish I could beam up all the illegally parked cars.

[babynurse1]

granted but the universe can't support them all and they come crashing back to Earth.


I wish I could be the tag fairy for a day

[Ritz]

Granted but now matter what you type the tag shows up as "earning my ears"



I wish I could decorate a cake.

[babynurse1]

granted but it doesn't taste worth a crap (carp?)

I wish I could work at Disney for a week!!

[Ritz]

Granted but the only job available is parade horse pooper-scooper!


I wish I had a trust fund.

[babynurse1]

granted but it only has a dollar in it


I wish I had a rich uncle that willed all his money to me!!!

[Ritz]

granted but he spelt your name wrong so some stranger with a good lawyer ends up with your legacy



I wish I could tap dance.

[babynurse1]

granted but at your premiere, you fall and break your leg and it doesn't grow back right and your tap dancing career is over!

I wish I knew a good lawyer to get my money back from that will.;)
:lmao:

[Chicken in a Biskit]

granted, but your lawyer is a WT cracker!

I wish I could lose 50 pounds by July.

[babynurse1]

granted, but your lawyer is a WT cracker!

I wish I could lose 50 pounds by July.

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

granted but you gain it and another 50 back by Christmas!:eek:


I wish Disney was a little easier on the wallet.