carolfoy
11-23-2006, 06:13 AM
Blondes have the most
fun....?
A blonde lady motorist was
about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San
Diego?"
"Sure," answered the
blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be
spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a
bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you
possibly take them to
the zoo for me? I'll give
you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said
the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's
car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they
went.
Five hours later, the
truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was
horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with
the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes
he pulled off the road and rushed over to the blonde.
"What the hell are you
doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the
zoo."
"Yes, I know you did,"
said the blonde, "but we had money left over--- so now we're going
to Sea World."
fun....?
A blonde lady motorist was
about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San
Diego?"
"Sure," answered the
blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be
spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a
bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you
possibly take them to
the zoo for me? I'll give
you $100 for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said
the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's
car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they
went.
Five hours later, the
truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was
horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with
the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes
he pulled off the road and rushed over to the blonde.
"What the hell are you
doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the
zoo."
"Yes, I know you did,"
said the blonde, "but we had money left over--- so now we're going
to Sea World."