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Lars624
11-07-2006, 07:00 AM
Good Morning



http://www.fun-with-words.com/images/rebus/r1086.gif




Dyan's computer is on the fritz so I'm filing in for her, I'll be leaving at about 7:30 & I'll be out most of the day so if you don't get your TU right away please be patient with me :)

Lars624
11-07-2006, 07:04 AM
Everybody follow Lou
http://home.columbus.rr.com/coqui/Elaine/leader.gif

Grammyof2
11-07-2006, 07:12 AM
I am nervous following Lou anywhere :rolleyes1

PM sent and I think I am in!!

Go vote

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:12 AM
Good Morning Sunshines :sunny: Not so easy for me :blush:

Loubon
11-07-2006, 07:18 AM
I am nervous following Lou anywhere

All Aboard.......

http://www.greenietheclown.com/images/photos/train1.jpg

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:18 AM
Thanks to a Duck, I am in :thumbsup2

GaTech
11-07-2006, 07:19 AM
Good morning, I'm in.

snowwite
11-07-2006, 07:20 AM
Good morning everyone! :wave:

snowwite
11-07-2006, 07:21 AM
Good Morning Sunshines :sunny: Not so easy for me :blush:
Are you kidding? How was the Santa Clause?

Loubon
11-07-2006, 07:21 AM
Thanks to a Duck, I am in :thumbsup2

A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers?" bartender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any crackers?" bar tender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers? Bartender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time I'll nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any nails?" bartender says no. Duck says "good. Got any crackers?"

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:22 AM
Are you kidding? How was the Santa Clause?
Lets not go there Snowy, I have already admitted to not being a genius lately :rolleyes:
We like it alot better then the second one :cheer2:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:23 AM
A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers?" bartender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any crackers?" bar tender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers? Bartender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time I'll nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any nails?" bartender says no. Duck says "good. Got any crackers?"
:lmao: :lmao:

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 07:24 AM
Good morning, Moonies! PM sent and I am in! :yay:

Lou! :rotfl: :rotfl:

No mooning today, k?

And where are we going, Lou? :banana:

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 07:29 AM
Good Morning Riddlers....I am IN! :banana:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:34 AM
Good Morning Riddlers....I am IN! :banana:

Did somebody wake up late after teasing yesterdays riddle Goddess ;)

SunFloridaDisney
11-07-2006, 07:36 AM
Hi all, I'm IN today. :sunny:

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 07:38 AM
Did somebody wake up late after teasing yesterdays riddle Goddess ;)


Nope.....but I went back to bed. I might do so again after I get kid number 2 out the door. :teeth:

Breezy_Carol
11-07-2006, 07:38 AM
Good morning. I am in.

snowwite
11-07-2006, 07:40 AM
Lets not go there Snowy, I have already admitted to not being a genius lately :rolleyes:
We like it alot better then the second one :cheer2:
Cool. I am planning to drag the kiddos.

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:41 AM
Nope.....but I went back to bed. I might do so again after I get kid number 2 out the door. :teeth:
Braggar ;)

snowwite
11-07-2006, 07:43 AM
A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers?" bartender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any crackers?" bar tender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers? Bartender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time I'll nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any nails?" bartender says no. Duck says "good. Got any crackers?"
So, this same Duck walks into the drug store and says I need to buy a Chapstick and the clerk says "do you have any money?" and the Duck says "nope, but you can put in on my bill" I am quacking up! :lmao: :rotfl2:

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 07:44 AM
So, this same Duck walks into the drug store and says I need to buy a Chapstick and the clerk says "do you have any money?" and the Duck says "nope, but you can put in on my bill" I am quacking up! :lmao: :rotfl2:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:47 AM
So, this same Duck walks into the drug store and says I need to buy a Chapstick and the clerk says "do you have any money?" and the Duck says "nope, but you can put in on my bill" I am quacking up! :lmao: :rotfl2:
:lmao: :lmao:

CdnDisneyNut
11-07-2006, 07:48 AM
Morning

PM sent

:wave:

snowwite
11-07-2006, 07:49 AM
I am glad we are all so easliy entertained it makes jokes a lot easier :thumbsup2
I gotta go to work. Someone woo hooty for me. I have yet to see one!

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:54 AM
I am glad we are all so easliy entertained it makes jokes a lot easier :thumbsup2
I gotta go to work. Someone woo hooty for me. I have yet to see one!
My condolences :guilty:

GeorgiaAristocat
11-07-2006, 08:00 AM
PM sent. I love an easy riddle. So that I don't feel stupid.

GO VOTE everyone!

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 08:00 AM
My condolences :guilty:



OMG...you made me spit my coffee out. :rotfl: :rotfl:

Cantw8
11-07-2006, 08:02 AM
all I see is a red "X"....frickin frackin firewall at work :badpc: :badpc: :badpc:

Loubon
11-07-2006, 08:04 AM
all I see is a red "X"....frickin frackin firewall at work :badpc: :badpc: :badpc:

http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/all/safety/bsr-a500.jpg

tmasingo
11-07-2006, 08:05 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: at the jokes. PM sent and I am IN :cool1:

HMHunters
11-07-2006, 08:15 AM
I'm in and I've even got a Disney themed duck joke:

What happens when Donald Duck flies upside down?

He quacks up! :donald:

Momof2princess
11-07-2006, 08:17 AM
I'm in :cool1:

Have a fantabulous day!!

HMHunters
11-07-2006, 08:29 AM
:bored:

Is everyone out standing in line to vote today?

hiwaygal
11-07-2006, 08:31 AM
Good Morning Everyone!! :wave:

I like easy riddles...I needed one today!!

PM sent and I'm IN!!

A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low flying airplane coming right for them. So the man yells "DUCK!!!!" and the duck yells back at the man with an angry face "MAN!!!!"

SleepingBeautyDreamr
11-07-2006, 08:40 AM
Good Morning Everyone!! :wave:

I like easy riddles...I needed one today!!

PM sent and I'm IN!!

A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low flying airplane coming right for them. So the man yells "DUCK!!!!" and the duck yells back at the man with an angry face "MAN!!!!"
:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl:

jwsqrdplus2
11-07-2006, 08:46 AM
:rotfl: Too many duck jokes flying around here this morning!

I'm in!

SleepingBeautyDreamr
11-07-2006, 08:47 AM
PM sent and I am in :cool1:

crcormier
11-07-2006, 08:51 AM
Morning everyone. I am IN!

And as Amy already said, don't forget to VOTE today!

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 09:01 AM
Morning everyone. I am IN!

And as Amy already said, don't forget to VOTE today!
Who the hell gave Craig Ty's bullhorn :rolleyes:

GeorgiaAristocat
11-07-2006, 09:02 AM
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been only $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan...."

latoberg
11-07-2006, 09:06 AM
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been only $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan...."
I just heard that this weekend. You told it better.


Oh yeah, if I'm not in, it's a typo.

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 09:08 AM
Who the hell gave Craig Ty's bullhorn :rolleyes:

:rotfl: Duck Angel! :duck:

latoberg
11-07-2006, 09:09 AM
Your following me!!!

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 09:11 AM
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been only $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan...."
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Breezy_Carol
11-07-2006, 09:15 AM
I am loving all the jokes.

I already voted by absentee ballot. Both parties were encouraging people to vote by absentee ballot because of problems with the electronic machines in the primary. It was easy and I didn't have to wait in line. Both kids at college voted that way too.

monymony3471
11-07-2006, 09:19 AM
pm sent. I'm IN!

Duck jokes go well with the wet weather we are having today.

Voting later after I take the boys to cathecism.

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 09:31 AM
Your following me!!!

I was here first! and there! You are the stalker! :rolleyes: Stalker!

crashbb
11-07-2006, 09:32 AM
I'm in.

Not voting at all - I'm Canadian. We do have municipal elections coming up though, and I'll be voting in that.

Chapter 11
11-07-2006, 09:34 AM
Morning voters. PM sent and I'm in. Very duck-like weather out there right now. Which reminds me:

What is a duck's favorite food?
















Cheese and quackers.

tmasingo
11-07-2006, 09:35 AM
Who the hell gave Craig Ty's bullhorn :rolleyes:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 09:35 AM
I wonder why Duck hasn't arrived :confused3

FSUMARCHIEF
11-07-2006, 09:36 AM
PM sent and I should be in. I will be voting this afternoon when Rhonda gets home from work.

Here's my contribution for duck jokes...

A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn't know what to do anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from there and that's where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.

The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!" "I did that," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"



Blessings!
MarkyMark

Duckfan-in-Chicago
11-07-2006, 09:37 AM
all I see is a red "X"....frickin frackin firewall at work :badpc: :badpc: :badpc:
That was the answer...you're not supposed to post it. It says 'super easy'. Are you new here?

drebert
11-07-2006, 09:39 AM
Okay chillins. I am in! :thumbsup2

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 09:40 AM
Mark! :rotfl: :rotfl:

crcormier
11-07-2006, 09:41 AM
Who the hell gave Craig Ty's bullhorn :rolleyes:

I said VOTE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/kaylajr/thextremetyannouncement.jpg

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 09:48 AM
I said VOTE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/kaylajr/thextremetyannouncement.jpg


OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! My ears! Geesh, Cwaigy!


Speaking of Cheese and Quackers.....Let's all go for a tour of San Francisco Bay on the Bay Quackers.
http://www.bayquackers.com/_img/jpg/duck08.jpg
I would rather be there today, then here. Just sayin'.

ProudMomTo3Boys
11-07-2006, 09:55 AM
I am in!!! PM Sent :banana:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 10:01 AM
I said VOTE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/kaylajr/thextremetyannouncement.jpg
Easy Sunshine ;)

celerystalker
11-07-2006, 10:30 AM
Oh I like this one today! It makes me feel smart! :cool1:

PM sent and I am in like Flynn. Whoever he is. :cheer2:

alabamaalan
11-07-2006, 10:31 AM
In honor of our leader

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e2/e4/dcd7923f8da04e645890a010.L.jpg


A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a beer".
The bartender says "Hey! where did you come from?"
The duck says "I'm working the construction site across the street".
And the bartender says, "Well why are you working construction when you could be making millions in the circus?"
And the duck said "What would the circus want with a brick laying duck?"

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 10:39 AM
No more CLOWNS! :badpc:

FSUMARCHIEF
11-07-2006, 10:46 AM
I wonder why Duck hasn't arrived :confused3



You mean this one?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/AFLAC_duck.png

AFLAC!

Oh - and morning Olivia's sister.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

drebert
11-07-2006, 10:56 AM
You all are a bunch of Quacks! (NOQ) Sheesh! :teeth:

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 11:04 AM
I'm in - easy peasy today and I have election day off from work!!!

Now I need to go vote.

Lars624
11-07-2006, 11:05 AM
I'm home for a few minutes now......I've got 30 PMs about the riddle & since I don't have a lot of extra time today I'm only going to respond to the PMs that have incorrect guesses......if you don't get a response to your PM you should have a TU.

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 11:06 AM
I'm in - easy peasy today and I have election day off from work!!!

Now I need to go vote.
Please do before Craig starts yelling in the bullhorn again :rolleyes:

Cantw8
11-07-2006, 11:06 AM
I am in like Flynn. Whoever he is. :cheer2:


I believe this is him :teeth: Damn, that's hot :smokin: :rotfl:


http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/cantw889/10-errol-flynn.jpg

Lars624
11-07-2006, 11:09 AM
GaTech
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Grammy
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Duckfan-in-Chicago
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snowwite
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Angel
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horsegirl
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Donna
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Carol
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Kate
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Mikey
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GoergiaAristocat
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Tara
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sleepydog25
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HMHunters
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Brandin
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Lars624
11-07-2006, 11:14 AM
hiwaygal
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Jessica
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Kiki
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Craig
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latoberg
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monymony
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Mark
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Chapter11
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crashbb
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drebert
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ProudMomto3Boys :welcome: :welcome: :welcome:
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mickeyfan2
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celerystalker
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AA
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MinnieMoo
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MP
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firstmickey
11-07-2006, 11:18 AM
I'm home for a few minutes now......I've got 30 PMs about the riddle & since I don't have a lot of extra time today I'm only going to respond to the PMs that have incorrect guesses......if you don't get a response to your PM you should have a TU.



S
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;)

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 11:20 AM
S
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;)


Ehem. Just awakened have we? This coming from the maelstrom riddle linker? Talk about slacking. And who had to do the link this morning? Huh? Huh? :rolleyes:

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 11:22 AM
Ehem. Just awakened have we? This coming from the maelstrom riddle linker? Talk about slacking. And who had to do the link this morning? Huh? Huh? :rolleyes:



Well, If you hadnt been such an impatient filly...I would have linked. You couldnt wait! ;) Patience my dear.....good things come to those who wait. ;)


And I just exercised.....and made homemade sauce....napping comes later. So there! :snooty:

piglet too
11-07-2006, 11:26 AM
:sunny: :wave: happy day riddlers!

I have sent my PM and I am IN!

:lmao: at the duck jokes, the vet one is my favorite.

I will be voting sometime this morning. I just have to figure out who I am voting for on two more races. You think if I called the HQ's of the canidates they would answer my remaining questions?

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 11:26 AM
O, AB, C D ducks?

M R no ducks.

O S M R. C D E D B D I's?

hiwaygal
11-07-2006, 11:37 AM
O, AB, C D ducks?

M R no ducks.

O S M R. C D E D B D I's?


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 12:11 PM
O, AB, C D ducks?

M R no ducks.

O S M R. C D E D B D I's?
:confused3 :confused3

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 12:13 PM
:confused3 :confused3


:rotfl2: ITA! :confused3 :rotfl:

alabamaalan
11-07-2006, 12:18 PM
L I B! M R Ducks

HMHunters
11-07-2006, 12:18 PM
O, AB, C D ducks?

M R no ducks.

O S M R. C D E D B D I's?

Good thing I was at home so I could talk to myself and figure this out without getting weird looks! :rotfl:

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 12:22 PM
Can't you read red neck, Horsey and Angel?

Shall I PM you the answer? Maybe this would have made a good riddle!

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 12:22 PM
L I B! M R Ducks
You are making my head hurt :rolleyes:

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 12:27 PM
Can't you read red neck, Horsey and Angel?

Shall I PM you the answer? Maybe this would have made a good riddle!
yes....or post it for all to see. Angel and I cannot be the only ones whose brains are filled with down.... :rolleyes:

sorry Angel, mind if I put you in my category? :teeth:

alabamaalan
11-07-2006, 12:30 PM
How about this one? ;)

Voice 1: ABCD Buds?

Voice 1: MRJ Buds

Voice 2: LMNO Buds

Voice 1: OSAR. CM Wangs?

Voice 2: LIB! MR Buds!

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 12:31 PM
Well, I'll be. Them are ducks.

Does that help?

hiwaygal
11-07-2006, 12:37 PM
How about this one? ;)

Voice 1: ABCD Buds?

Voice 1: MRJ Buds

Voice 2: LMNO Buds

Voice 1: OSAR. CM Wangs?

Voice 2: LIB! MR Buds!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

hiwaygal
11-07-2006, 12:38 PM
Well, I'll be. Them are ducks.

Does that help?

Could it be this is a Southern thing???

Gosh...I hope not! :rotfl:

ETA: nevermind...just saw this:
Can't you read red neck, Horsey and Angel?

Shall I PM you the answer? Maybe this would have made a good riddle!


If you are having problems...say it all out loud just as you see it...it also helps if you give a little "twang" :teeth:

HMHunters
11-07-2006, 12:39 PM
How about this one? ;)

Voice 1: ABCD Buds?

Voice 1: MRJ Buds

Voice 2: LMNO Buds

Voice 1: OSAR. CM Wangs?

Voice 2: LIB! MR Buds!

:headache: I'm getting a headache!

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 12:43 PM
:headache: I'm getting a headache!
http://www.tylenol.com/images/tylenol/prd_2_2_caplets.gif

alabamaalan
11-07-2006, 12:52 PM
He could read it

http://nebraska_99.tripod.com/buckwheat.jpg

(In honor of yesterday)

FSUMARCHIEF
11-07-2006, 12:58 PM
Just getting ready to swoop...

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 12:58 PM
He could read it

http://nebraska_99.tripod.com/buckwheat.jpg

(In honor of yesterday)
So could this baby's parents.http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_baby_bath.jpg

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 12:59 PM
:banana:

FSUMARCHIEF
11-07-2006, 12:59 PM
I say we approach the wooo hoooty with duck jokes...


Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man." The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Blessings!
MarkyMark

hiwaygal
11-07-2006, 12:59 PM
:bored:

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 01:00 PM
Im so close I can taste it...... ;)

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 01:01 PM
My attempt . . .

hiwaygal
11-07-2006, 01:01 PM
Donna...you have a new milestone!!

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 01:01 PM
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo


Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty!!!!!



:cloud9: I did it!!!!!!! :woohoo:

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 01:01 PM
. . . to swoop.

FSUMARCHIEF
11-07-2006, 01:02 PM
I figure I've already missed it, but...

Two monsters went duck-hunting with their dogs but without success. "I know what we're doing wrong," said the first one. "What's that then?" asked the second. "We're not throwing the dogs high enough!"

Blessings!
MarkyMark

hiwaygal
11-07-2006, 01:04 PM
YAY!!! Donna!!

:banana: :dance3: :banana: :dance3: :banana: :dance3:

WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOTY!!!


:dance3: :banana: :dance3: :banana: :dance3: :banana:

Minnie_Moo
11-07-2006, 01:06 PM
WOOOOO HOOOOOTY, DONNA!!!!!

http://www.vbforums.com/images/smilies/duck.gif :cool1: :cheer2: :yay: :sunny:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 01:07 PM
I say we approach the wooo hoooty with duck jokes...


Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man." The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Blessings!
MarkyMark
Thats so bad! :lmao: :lmao:

monymony3471
11-07-2006, 01:16 PM
Yea Donna!!! Wooo Hooo! You got it!!!! :thumbsup2

GeorgiaAristocat
11-07-2006, 01:37 PM
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOTY!!!!

alabamaalan
11-07-2006, 01:58 PM
Im so close I can taste it...... ;)

http://www.minorart.com/postcards/cardimages/caticecream.jpg

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 02:03 PM
http://www.cyber-cats.com/images/cards/dessert_cats.jpg
Is THAT what a woohooty is? Gosh I thought it was something else. :blush:

alabamaalan
11-07-2006, 02:19 PM
*Sigh* First it's dessert, then it's a red X, then I change it, then my quote shows the original one :rolleyes:

I guess Donna has multiple woooo hoooties today.

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 02:26 PM
*Sigh* First it's dessert, then it's a red X, then I change it, then my quote shows the original one :rolleyes:

I guess Donna has multiple woooo hoooties today.
Would you please stop making my head hurt today? I may have to venture out after work and do something complicated like purchase a loaf of bread AND milk ;)

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 03:17 PM
I guess Donna has multiple woooo hoooties today.


Got a problem with that? :confused3 :teeth:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 03:24 PM
Got a problem with that? :confused3 :teeth:

I think he's jealous :rolleyes1

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 03:29 PM
I think he's jealous :rolleyes1



Must be. Cause why else would he begrudge a girl her woooo hooootys??? :confused3

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 03:30 PM
Must be. Cause why else would he begrudge a girl her woooo hooootys??? :confused3
He's selfish :p

alabamaalan
11-07-2006, 03:44 PM
Begrudge??? Me?

Pshaw.

Especially since I was there yesterday.

So I got mine; you get yours.

Although it is very rare that I'm the lucky poster here.

http://babylonia.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/blue-moon-1-thumb.gif

celerystalker
11-07-2006, 03:45 PM
Woo hooty first mickey!!!!!!!

Chapter 11
11-07-2006, 03:46 PM
Would you please stop making my head hurt today? I may have to venture out after work and do something complicated like purchase a loaf of bread AND milk ;)

Word to the wise -- make sure the car is already gassed up before you leave.

alabamaalan
11-07-2006, 03:51 PM
I wasn't quite brave enough to say that one, actually......

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 03:57 PM
Word to the wise -- make sure the car is already gassed up before you leave.
Well done Spike!! ;) Now who wants to remind me to pick Rebecca up after work :rolleyes:

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 04:07 PM
Can I stop for a minute and say.....


I LOVE THE TAG FAIRY. Truly. She makes my day.


Bwahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 04:11 PM
Who has a new tag :confused3

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 04:13 PM
You and Spikey. :teeth:

piglet too
11-07-2006, 04:13 PM
Who has a new tag :confused3
I figured it out Angel, and it is a good one. But don't hurt your head by looking for it :teeth:

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 04:17 PM
I figured it out Angel, and it is a good one. But don't hurt your head by looking for it :teeth:
OMG!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: Good one tag fairy~!

Chapter 11
11-07-2006, 04:25 PM
Well, I'll miss the hamster, but the pizza one is apt.

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 04:26 PM
:teeth: :rotfl:

Hamster had to go obviously. ;)

Chapter 11
11-07-2006, 04:33 PM
:teeth: :rotfl:

Hamster had to go obviously. ;)

Hope he made it in time.

horsegirl
11-07-2006, 04:49 PM
Hope he made it in time.
Speaking from experience? :rolleyes:

snowwite
11-07-2006, 05:37 PM
OMG...you made me spit my coffee out. :rotfl: :rotfl:
Sorry about that! I didnt mean to instigate a coffee snorting incident!

snowwite
11-07-2006, 05:41 PM
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo


Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty!!!!!



:cloud9: I did it!!!!!!! :woohoo:
I cant believe I missed another one! Woo Hootys are harder to catch than the Yeti!

Lars624
11-07-2006, 06:02 PM
tink38
http://home.columbus.rr.com/coqui/Elaine/tu.gif
Kirsten
http://home.columbus.rr.com/coqui/Elaine/tu.gif
jw50
http://home.columbus.rr.com/coqui/Elaine/tu.gif

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 06:39 PM
I cant believe I missed another one! Woo Hootys are harder to catch than the Yeti!
Good lord!! Have you EVER been here for a whooo hoooty! :guilty:

snowwite
11-07-2006, 07:04 PM
Good lord!! Have you EVER been here for a whooo hoooty! :guilty:
Not yet but I have seen the remants of the party.

SleepingBeautyDreamr
11-07-2006, 07:07 PM
Spike and Angel Congrats on your new tags


I am sorry I missed all the fun today. Between grocery shopping, voting, then having to spend 3 hours on the phone with Dell trying to find out what was wrong with Dh's computer monitor I am just now getting back here.

UtahMama
11-07-2006, 07:16 PM
I'm late! But In with the IN crowd!

snowwite
11-07-2006, 07:18 PM
Good lord!! Have you EVER been here for a whooo hoooty! :guilty:
They let you have more tags? Have your old ones at least sent a post card?

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:21 PM
They let you have more tags? Have your old ones at least sent a post card?
No!!! I have been used. abused and forgotten :rolleyes:

SleepingBeautyDreamr
11-07-2006, 07:34 PM
I'm late! But In with the IN crowd!
Where were you hiding? You are usually here much earlier.

SleepingBeautyDreamr
11-07-2006, 07:36 PM
No!!! I have been used. abused and forgotten :rolleyes:
Maybe the otters are keeping them held captive so they can't write ;)

L107ANGEL
11-07-2006, 07:46 PM
Maybe the otters are keeping them held captive so they can't write ;)
THAT MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!! :yay: :yay: :yay:

monymony3471
11-07-2006, 09:35 PM
At least your tag matches the thingy smacking it's head :confused3

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 09:55 PM
At least your tag matches the thingy smacking it's head :confused3


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

monymony3471
11-07-2006, 10:34 PM
I'm serious! It didn't really go with that otter comment.

Lars624
11-07-2006, 10:41 PM
UtahMama
http://home.columbus.rr.com/coqui/Elaine/tu.gif

firstmickey
11-07-2006, 10:52 PM
Anyone who finds and sends me a riddle for tomorow, gets bonus points....


cause I got nuthin! :teeth:


Night riddlers!

Loubon
11-07-2006, 11:16 PM
http://i13.tinypic.com/2zdrqra.jpg

L107ANGEL
11-08-2006, 05:59 AM
http://k53.pbase.com/u7/phoebez/upload/41029480.IMG_4081.JPG
:confused3 :confused3

monymony3471
11-08-2006, 06:09 AM
Lou, you are so growing on me.


http://k53.pbase.com/u7/phoebez/upload/41029480.IMG_4081.JPG

Loubon
11-08-2006, 06:14 AM
Angel, I fixed it. ;)

Monica, I have that effect......much like a rash. :p

L107ANGEL
11-08-2006, 07:03 AM
Angel, I fixed it. ;)

Monica, I have that effect......much like a rash. :p
:lmao: