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Kevin Stringer
10-09-2006, 02:50 PM
To pre-trip or not to pre-trip, that is the question.
It’s something I’ve been asking myself for some time until a second question popped into my head. ‘Does anyone care you sad fool?’ The answer to the first question is ‘yes’ and the second ‘no’.

Anyway, our latest adventure is just a few short days away and so I’d better get on with it. I’ll tell you who’s going and then where and why. I suppose we better have a ‘when’ in there somewhere as well.

The participants:

Me, Kev – 48. It’s becoming harder to convince myself that I’m still a rakishly handsome devil. I’ve taken to talking to my reflection in the mirror. ‘You’re lovely you are. Yes you are’. It comes to something when even your reflection turns away and tries to hide a mocking chuckle.

Tam (the spouse) – 42-24-36. Actually I made up the second two figures in a bout of Jessica Rabbit inspired fantasy, but the first figure is accurate, at least of her age.

India (first child) – 1 month from turning 16. She is becoming an adult. I can tell this because she now comes home from school and says ‘Listen to this’ and plays me something from a band I’ve never heard of. To be fair, she has good musical taste. Still young enough to be my beer wench when required although how long it will be before the glass reaches me half empty is another question.

Georgia (second child) – Will be 13 on the day we fly out to Florida. She is more excited about this holiday than I have ever seen her before. I think this may be to do with 2 weeks in Orlando (something we haven’t done for many years) but it could also be to do with spending two weeks with our friends Deb and Matt.

Talking of which:

Deb and Matt (also known as The Debster and The Mattster). We first met this pair when they attended a DIS Meet I set up a few years ago as we only live about 20 miles apart. Deb once described our early friendship as a ‘slow burner’. We all liked each other straight away, but would get together once in a while. As times gone on we’ve got to enjoy our time together so much that we all meet up a couple of times a month now and we’ve been on holiday together twice. There are already plans afoot for next year as well.
Deb and Matt are friendly, generous people and Tam and I know that we have made true friends for life. They are also more fun than a Hooters girl in a brewery. Need I say more?

Susan – our American friend from Tulsa. She will be joining us for the second week. Susan has travelled with the Stringers a couple of times before. She is either incredibly patient or completely nuts. I prefer to think it is the former as she is without doubt one of the sweetest, most considerate people I have ever met.
She has been asked to come along for 2 reasons:
1. An encyclopaedic knowledge of all things Disney.
2. A willingness to buy beer at the drop of a hat.


Our first week will be spent in a villa on the Reunion Resort. Deb and Matt have stayed here before and it is one of the most prestigious developments in Orlando. Deb is the villa queen and it was left to her to sort things out for this part of our stay. She chose a brand new villa, which does have its down side in that, as of last week, it had still not been furnished. Fingers are crossed that all will be completed by the time we arrive. The photos of the outside look fantastic.
Me, Tam and the girls were originally supposed to be flying out on Friday October 20th to meet up with Deb and Matt who fly out on October 18th. Now stick with me people as this tale may get a bit convoluted. The guy that is building Reunion is a big music fan and every year has a concert at the resort for members and guests. This year it is on October 20th when Foreigner and Peter Frampton play and October 21sth when it will be Kenny Loggins and the Doobie Brothers. Anyway, one Sunday morning I was listening to Foreigner and thinking how sad it was that we would be arriving the day of the first concert and probably would not be able to enjoy it properly as we would all be so tired. The brain started to move into gear and by the following Wednesday I had the answer, fly out with Deb and Matt 2 days earlier! So flights and car hire were changed (at a cost of £250!) and we are now all set to go.

We stay at Reunion for 9 nights before moving to the Boardwalk for 7 nights in a 2 bedroom villa. This is where Susan will join us.

So what am I most looking forward to?

Staying in Reunion - We’ve never stayed in a villa for more than a couple of nights, so it will be interesting to see how much we enjoy it given my usual reluctance to stay anywhere that is not within walking/bus riding distance of a bar. More time will be spent in the villa in the evenings than I am used to, but that gives more time for drinking and beating Matt at pool.

Golf – Matt enjoys his golf and I have been persuaded to join him for a round. At this point you have to realise that Reunion has 2 golf courses of an incredibly high standard, in fact they had a big tournament there when we looked around in May. I have not played 18 holes of golf for over 20 years and Matt plays quite regularly. Given these facts I feel it a little unfair that the tight so and so will not give me 2 shots per hole. Generous? I take it all back.

Raglan Road DIS Meet – Claire (Fizz13) has organised a Meet on Sunday October 22nd. This is likely to turn into the usual boozy affair with many of us planning to move to the Adventurers Club later in the evening. Deb and Matt haven’t been to the AC before so I’m hoping that they enjoy it as much as I do.
We’ve met many of the attendees before, so it will good to get together with friends old and new.

Jellyrolls – Another thing that Deb and Matt have not done before and Tam and I haven’t been there for many years. Susan will be with us by then so it should be good fun. As we plan to go after an evening in Epcot, it could be a lively do! The girls are not allowed of course, but they are now of an age where they can take care of themselves and will hopefully enjoy a few hours of freedom to do whatever they like.

Victoria and Albert’s – This is where Deb and Matt get their own back as they have done this before whereas it will be a first for me, Tam and Susan. We’re going for the wine pairings and so this should ensure that we are going to look slightly strange when we go to watch Wishes in the Magic Kingdom afterwards. Dressed to the nines and drunk, especially as Matt plans on a snifter or two at Mizners Lounge prior to eating at V&A’s.

Halloween – We are all dressing up for Halloween night. We intend to enjoy some time on the Boardwalk before going in to Epcot. Tam has got a Cruella costume and Susan is lending me a costume with a Dalmatian spotted cloak and hat so I will be a sort of Mr Cruella. Funny, Cruella always struck me as more of a … ahem…. ladies lady, but I’ll do my best.
Matt is going as Fred Flintstone, which brought much fun to Georgia. ‘Matt’s going to be wearing a dress!’

There is a band playing at the House of Blues that India wants to see. They are a Canadian group called Billy Talent. See, told you she has her own musical tastes. It looks like I will have to take her and Georgia along to watch them. Actually I’ve heard their CD’s and they are quite good. Still, it will be interesting to see if I can embarrass the girls. ‘I say, this beat combo seem to be in the groove Daddio’. If I can integrate this with a particularly energetic version of the twist I think I can fulfil this task.
Update: The concert is off! Billy Talent have cancelled. India is distraught, still, at least she doesn’t have to watch me dance.

Hooters! – Personally I don’t want to go. India says we must as she is under strict instructions to bring back presents for her male friends. I suppose Matt and I will get dragged along when we would much rather be shopping.


Kev

Minniespal
10-09-2006, 04:52 PM
Oh yes, another Stringer trippie ~ Can't wait to read more :thumbsup2

Claire L
10-09-2006, 05:20 PM
Oh great Pre-trip report, sounds like you are all going to have a 'hoot' on holiday :teeth:

Claire ;)

natalielongstaff
10-10-2006, 02:44 AM
ooh the anticipation of a full trippie :Pinkbounc :Pinkbounc :Pinkbounc

can't wait :thumbsup2

Strommie
10-10-2006, 03:29 AM
Looking forward to this.....sounds like it's going to be a fantastic trip :thumbsup2

fizz13
10-10-2006, 04:36 AM
Hi Kev :wave:

Glad you're looking forward to the meet so much but I'm a little upset: just where is my invite to the AC I want to know? Honestly I organise a meet for you all and I get snubbed from the after party :Pinkbounc I will assume its because I have young children in tow and you were all being considerate of my feelings :teeth:

Seriously, can't wait to see you all again, and I know that you are putting a brave face on the whole Hooters issue, what a trooper ;)
Have a great holiday,

angel659
10-10-2006, 05:38 AM
Hi

Sounds like a great holiday planned. Already I am laughing. Cant wait to read your report. Have a great trip. :thumbsup2

CustardTart
10-10-2006, 06:15 AM
Fantastic pre-trippie, Kev! :thumbsup2 Sounds like a perfect holiday: Reunion Resort; Foreigner AND Peter Frampton comes alive; Raglan Road DisMeet; AC; V&A with wine pairings; Hooters memorabilia (who knew?!) and dressing up! What more could you want?! :drinking: Love it - only wish I was coming along... Have a wonderful time.:wave2:

wicket2005
10-10-2006, 07:02 AM
Hope you all have a fantastic time. :banana:

magicgirl
10-10-2006, 07:39 AM
Looking forward to reading your report, have a great holiday.

MazdaUK
10-10-2006, 10:06 AM
You had me worried - I thought a year would go by without a Stringer trippie!

I can't wait! Actually, can I come too? I've got my passport :wink:

saratogagirl
10-10-2006, 11:04 AM
great start Kev - see you soon

Girlsontour
10-10-2006, 02:28 PM
Have a great time and hurry up and report :thumbsup2 Am i the only female that enjoys going to Hooters :confused3

PChef
10-10-2006, 02:37 PM
Ooh great, another Stringer trippie (well, soon anyway!)
Michelle

Kevin Stringer
10-10-2006, 02:40 PM
Fizz - Everyone is invited to the Adventurers Club! We can flag down a passing stranger and ask them to look after the children for a couple of hours.

Maz - grab the passport and report for duty at Raglan Road on the 22nd.

Kev

UKDEB
10-10-2006, 02:51 PM
Great pre-trippie my man! Clearly you forgot to mention my credentials as femme fatale, but I will forgive you.

Boss Hogg
10-10-2006, 03:10 PM
BLIMEY CHARLEY, talk about starting early! Just a few points I would like to make unsurprisingly enough!

They are also more fun than a Hooters girl in a brewery. Need I say more?I love you too, but one can go too far with compliments :rotfl2: More time will be spent in the villa in the evenings than I am used to, but that gives more time for drinking and beating Matt at pool.But, I'll beat you at drinking. One has to ask oneself which is more important Mr S.Golf – Matt enjoys his golf and I have been persuaded to join him for a round. At this point you have to realise that Reunion has 2 golf courses of an incredibly high standard, in fact they had a big tournament there when we looked around in May. I have not played 18 holes of golf for over 20 years and Matt plays quite regularly. Given these facts I feel it a little unfair that the tight so and so will not give me 2 shots per hole. Generous? I take it all back.But, I am still rubbish! You are forgetting that the whole idea is for a few hours away from the women, playing a bit of golf in the sun whilst drinking heavily and smoking cigars the size of giant redwoods!! That having been said, as I have been pressurised on this point endlessly, you can have 2 shots per hole apart from par 3's when it is only 1. My final offer!especially as Matt plans on a snifter or two at Mizners Lounge prior to eating at V&A’s.Were you not at the planning session? Snifter or 5 is what Tam agreed to, and I only think it fair to keep her company :thumbsup2 Hooters! – Personally I don’t want to go. India says we must as she is under strict instructions to bring back presents for her male friends. I suppose Matt and I will get dragged along when we would much rather be shopping.I know Kev, the things we do for an easy life, although I sometimes think we are not appreciated for such selfless actions.


Reports are looking like they will be good my man. Am especially looking forward to the pre-trip Sofitel drinks report!! :drinking1 :drinking1 :drinking1 :drinking1

UKDEB
10-10-2006, 03:26 PM
You are forgetting that the whole idea is for a few hours away from the women
Hmmph! That can be arranged.

Kevin Stringer
10-10-2006, 03:43 PM
You are forgetting that the whole idea is for a few hours away from the women, playing a bit of golf in the sun whilst drinking heavily and smoking cigars the size of giant redwoods!! That having been said, as I have been pressurised on this point endlessly, you can have 2 shots per hole apart from par 3's when it is only 1. My final offer!

Done! (You have been).

Is the smoking part compulsory?

Kev

Boss Hogg
10-10-2006, 03:49 PM
Done! (You have been).

Is the smoking part compulsory?

KevNaturally we'll play matchplay not strokeplay. Smoking is optional, and I suspect mine will be big enough to count as two - at least that's been said;)

SusanEllen
10-10-2006, 04:01 PM
Read your pre-t r at lunch today, Kevin, but didn't have enough time to compose a proper comment. I knew I had to choose my words carefully so as to appear a "sweet" and "considerate" person. Thinking about that all afternoon I've become concerned--I'm not sure I can handle the pressure to be sweet and considerate for an entire week. Hmmmm. I may have to drink after all.

chunkster20uk
10-10-2006, 04:06 PM
Well time has certainly flown by!! Hope you all have an amazing trip and really enjoy yourselves.

Some advice for friends:-

Matt, I know you don't need reminding but it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!!

Kev, look after Matt, he isn't getting any younger but still fails to comprehend moderation!! Also don't forget the camcorder when you go to Hooters!

Deb and Tam, you poor girls, however can I remind you that too many Margaritas and air hockey pucks make for interesting photos.

Georgia and India, your challenge is to push Matt in the pool, but if you spill any alcohol in the process you have to treat him with the utmost respect for the remainder of the holiday.


Again guys have a great time, we look forward to hearing about it on your return.

M+M

Boss Hogg
10-10-2006, 04:06 PM
Hmmmm. I may have to drink after all.Woohoo, welcome aboard the drinks-express Susan. Hold on to your seat it could be a bumpy ride ;) To coin a phrase - See ya real soon

UKDEB
10-10-2006, 04:08 PM
I'm not sure I can handle the pressure to be sweet and considerate for an entire week. Hmmmm. I may have to drink after all.
:rotfl:
No pressure from me. The less sweet and considerate you are, the less friendly and generous I have to be. :teeth:

UKDEB
10-10-2006, 04:10 PM
Well time has certainly flown by!! Hope you all have an amazing trip and really enjoy yourselves.

Some advice for friends:-

Matt, I know you don't need reminding but it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!!

Kev, look after Matt, he isn't getting any younger but still fails to comprehend moderation!! Also don't forget the camcorder when you go to Hooters!

Deb and Tam, you poor girls, however can I remind you that too many Margaritas and air hockey pucks make for interesting photos.

Georgia and India, your challenge is to push Matt in the pool, but if you spill any alcohol in the process you have to treat him with the utmost respect for the remainder of the holiday.


Again guys have a great time, we look forward to hearing about it on your return.

M+M
You know us so well! :thumbsup2

Boss Hogg
10-10-2006, 04:12 PM
Matt, I know you don't need reminding but it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!!Certainly is bud! Strangely, it is normally wherever I am. I just don't understand :confused3Georgia and India, your challenge is to push Matt in the pool, but if you spill any alcohol in the process you have to treat him with the utmost respect for the remainder of the holiday.I have already warned them how ruthless I can be when it comes to depositing small children in pools, so I think we understand each other :rolleyes1


See you soon mate.

chunkster20uk
10-10-2006, 04:17 PM
Certainly is bud, strangely it is normally wherever I am at any given time, just don't understand

That is why I enjoy being in your company!!

UKDEB
10-10-2006, 04:20 PM
Susan, I've just spotted that you chose (knowingly or otherwise) to skip over the attribute of 'being willing to supply beer at the drop of a hat'. As we speak, Matt is packing his entire 65 strong hat collection. That's what I call pressure! :rotfl2:

SusanEllen
10-10-2006, 09:03 PM
Kevin was putting words in my mouth. However, I suppose I will have to agree to make good on them (sweetly) or risk looking not all that considerate. Hoisted on my own reputation!

mark&sue
10-11-2006, 01:14 AM
Kevin

Hope you have a great time. May see you at the DIS meet but our reservation is at 9.00 so may miss you.

We are at V&A on Oct 21st. When are you booked for?

Have a wonderful time



Susan

Kevin Stringer
10-11-2006, 12:57 PM
Kev, look after Matt, he isn't getting any younger but still fails to comprehend moderation!! Also don't forget the camcorder when you go to Hooters!


Fear not Mark, I'll keep an eye on the young 'un. But then who's going to keep an eye on me?

Mark & Sue - we are at V&A's on the 28th. If you miss us at Raglan Road we will be at the Adventurers Club later.
Enjoy your holiday.

Kev

florida sun
10-11-2006, 02:41 PM
Great start Kev, :thumbsup2

Looking forward to seeing you, Tam, the girls, Deb, Matt and Susan on the 2nd, have a great journey over and see you real soon. :goodvibes

Cyrano
10-11-2006, 05:46 PM
Looking forward to your next installment already.
Have a great time guys :goodvibes

mickman1962
10-13-2006, 10:05 AM
This (http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/how-to-cheat-in-golf-II-1538.htm) should help you against Matt. Matt, show some spine man. Give the old guy the 2 strokes on the par 3's as well, must respect your elders. :thumbsup2

ely3857
10-13-2006, 12:39 PM
Looking forward to another trippie Kevin :thumbsup2

Have a great time :teeth:

:sunny:

Jodie

Kevin Stringer
10-13-2006, 01:05 PM
This (http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/how-to-cheat-in-golf-II-1538.htm) should help you against Matt. Matt, show some spine man. Give the old guy the 2 strokes on the par 3's as well, must respect your elders. :thumbsup2

Thanks Mick, I think. I'm not sure whether to be grateful for the golf advice or angry at being called an old guy! I think I'll plump for the grateful.

Checked out the golfing tips and I think I quailfy as a golf cheat.

Ability to lie - check
Standing in front of the mirror and saying 'there stands one handsome dude' - check
Pretending I had a 5 when it was really a 7 - check

Oh, this golf lark looks easy to me! :rotfl2:

Kev

UKDEB
10-14-2006, 03:50 AM
And we all know you were at Big Betty's Bosom Bar until 3am this morning, Kev. Futile trying to deny it.

Boss Hogg
10-14-2006, 04:48 AM
Not sure that the web link will help you much Kev. I know all of those ones and some more to boot.

Including, but not limited to, swerving the golf cart around violently inducing motion sickness; creating a cigar smoke fog on the tee box, so you lose track of your ball in the air and thus drop a shot for a lost ball; asking the pro-shop for a set of junior clubs for you to play with; drlling small holes in the balls I get for you etc etc etc.

I think that this once enjoyable experience could well be something of an attritional morning. But I am more than up to the job "pops"!! :rolleyes1

Lisash
10-14-2006, 12:13 PM
Looking forward to the next installment :)

wils
10-14-2006, 03:25 PM
Already sounds like an epic trip! Have a good one :)