Inspired by a "Who's Line Is It Anyway" game.

[Ritz]

Do we always have to have fun?

[babynurse1]

Is that a serious question?:eek:

[CheeseNips]

Are YOU serious?????





;)

[babynurse1]

Are you doubting my sincerity?

[Ritz]

Would I doubt you?

[babynurse1]

Do you think I know you well enough to form an opinion about your judgement of me?


p.s. what did I just say?!?!

[Bunchkin]

Did you say something?

:wave2:

[babynurse1]

Are you ignoring me?


:wave:

[Bunchkin]

Is ignoring you occasionally acceptable??


:rotfl:

[babynurse1]

Perhaps ignoring me is occasionally NECESSARY?:confused3

:rotfl:

[lalijack]

Is that how your family treats you???? :scared:

(Hi E! Happy Tuesday!)

[babynurse1]

Don't you think my family knows better?;)

hi lynette! :hug:

[lalijack]

Are you saying they wouldn't dare ignore you?

[babynurse1]

Who could ignore someone as wonderful as me?:rolleyes1


gotta run. we'll synchronize our watches. catch ya later!

[lalijack]

Is that a trick question?

T minus 6 hrs and counting.... (or some junk like that!)

[babynurse1]

Would I trick you or anyone else on THIS thread? tee hee


really leaving. bye!

[lalijack]

Would I trick you or anyone else on THIS thread? tee hee


really leaving. bye!

Didn't you already say you were leaving?

[babynurse1]

How can I say goodbye if you keep asking questions?:confused3


besides you know I'm a 3 goodbye girl, and this is number 3!

[lalijack]

Don't you know I hate long goodbyes? (sniff, sniff!)

[Ritz]

Where did everyone go?

[lalijack]

Are you waiting for someone?

[babynurse1]

Is there someone worth waiting for?

[Ritz]

Don't good things come to those who wait?

[babynurse1]

Are you a patient person?

[Ritz]

Do you mean patient as in willing to wait or patient as in a person in a hospital????

[babynurse1]

Do you mean hospital as in when you get physically sick or hospital as in mental?

[Ritz]

Is there a difference? :confused3

[babynurse1]

Can we ask Dr. Troy?


we can never bring Dr. Troy of Cpt. Jack into this thread too often!

[Ritz]

Do you think Dr. Troy will know the answer? or just have a premonition?

[CJMickeyMouse]

Is it legal in who's line to ask two questions???:upsidedow

[Bunchkin]

Can I ask a question?:goodvibes

[babynurse1]

What is your question?

[Bunchkin]

When will this madness end?? :rotfl:

[babynurse1]

Does 3007 sound like a good time?

[Bunchkin]

Is that some kind of whackadoodle military time or it that a year??:rotfl:

[babynurse1]

Do you think we should add the word whackadoodle to our daily conversation?

[CJMickeyMouse]

What exactly is a whackadoodle??

[babynurse1]

Should I consult Webster?

[Bunchkin]

Webster, as in that short little dude from that 80's show??? :confused3 :lmao:

Don't you agree that whackadoodle can take the place of many words??;)

[babynurse1]

Should I just substitute whackadoodle whenever I can't think of a word?

[Bunchkin]

Can you see the possibilities??


i.e : Is your whackadoodle working correctly?
Is my whackadoodle broke?
Is that whackadoodle for sale?
What the whackadoodle is going on here??

[babynurse1]

:rotfl2: :rotfl2:

The possibilities are endless, aren't they?

[Bunchkin]

Where is the whackadoodle Tag Fairy when one is needed??:lmao:

(actually I had one many years ago and was a complete whackadoodle and deleted it by accident!!!) :lmao:

[babynurse1]

Do you think the TF could make all our whackadoodles come true?


deleted it?!?!?! awwww.:sad1:

[Bunchkin]

This whackadoodle is tired and off to bed, how about you?

:wave2:

[babynurse1]

Dontcha think we've stayed up past our bedtime?



Yes, I'm leaving. Goodnight Bunchkin!!:hug:

[Bunchkin]

How can I not agree? :)


Good night! :hug:

[babynurse1]

Are you saying I'm easy to get along with?;)

[Ritz]

Who broke the DIS today?

[lalijack]

How am I ever gonna get a tag if I the whackadoodle DIS is broken??? :rotfl:

[babynurse1]

Do you think you should beg for tags like SOME people do? :rotfl:

[CheeseNips]

"A lady never begs" (In my best Mae West voice)

[Ritz]

Does begging for tags work?

[babynurse1]

How do you think I got mine?


actually that's not true, but it poses an interesting question

[Ritz]

Do you think I could find some on ebay?:confused3

[CheeseNips]

I bet you could!?!!

[babynurse1]

Why would you use Ebay when you can get them on the dis for free?

[CheeseNips]

ALWAYS say witty things just in case?!!!!

[Ritz]

Why would I wait to be noticed by the tag fairy when I could buy a nice slightly used tag on ebay tonight?

[babynurse1]

Don't you want to earn your tag?

[Ritz]

Do I have to earn my ears first?

[babynurse1]

Are the two related?

[Ritz]

Isn't that relative?

[lalijack]

Did you ever hear that you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your relatives?

[babynurse1]

Wouldn't it be fun to pick your relatives?

[CheeseNips]

Where would I start?

[babynurse1]

How does the beginning sound?

[Ritz]

Is that a very good place to start?

[babynurse1]

Did you know when you read you begin with ABC?

[lalijack]

Can I just say welcome back to Dr. Troy?

[babynurse1]

Are you glad he's back in my siggy?

[Ritz]

Who isn't glad to see Dr. Troy?

[babynurse1]

Do you think the guys on the dis are happy to see Dr. Troy in my siggy?

[Ritz]

Do you think the guys on the dis feel intimidated by your siggy?

[babynurse1]

How could they not with those two hunks in there?

[Ritz]

Do you think they even notice the hunks while they are distracted by Miss Knightley?

[babynurse1]

Do you find her distracting?

[Ritz]

What are you trying to say?

[babynurse1]

Ummm, did I offend you?;)

[Ritz]

Do you know where I could meet some other offensive people?

[babynurse1]

What if I told you that some of the offensive are in fact quite nonoffensive?:teeth:

[Ritz]

Can you diagram that last sentence?

[babynurse1]

Am I back in 7th grade?:scared:

[CheeseNips]

Soo? Offensive people really are un-offensive?

[babynurse1]

Do you think it's only some of the Offensive that are un-offensive?

[CheeseNips]

Can we change the subject?

[babynurse1]

What would you like to talk about?

[Ritz]

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?

[lalijack]

Is there a meteorologist in the house? :confused3

[Ritz]

Did a meteor just fall on your house?????

[babynurse1]

Is the sky falling?

[lalijack]

:sad2: Does the falling sky have anything to do with my MSN trauma? :sad2:

[babynurse1]

Do we even like MSN anymore?!?!:mad:

come back Lynette!

[Ritz]

Did we ever like MSN?

[babynurse1]

Are computers more trouble than they are worth?http://bestsmileys.com/computer1/20.gif

[Ritz]

How will I play the disboards games without a computer???

[We Want The Redhead]

How can we live without the dis?

[Ritz]

What is life?

[We Want The Redhead]

Are you a philosopher?

[Ritz]

Aren't we all?

[We Want The Redhead]

Are you making an assumption?

[lalijack]

Would that make you uneasy?

[Animal Cracka]

why do you want to be uneasy?

[lalijack]

Did I say that? :confused3

[Ritz]

Did she just call you "easy"?

[CheeseNips]

Are you a floosy?

[Ritz]

Do you even know how to spell that word? ;)

[lalijack]

Are you implying that she can't spell?

[Ritz]

Why do you always question my motives?

[babynurse1]

Are you saying your motives are questionable?

[Ritz]

Does the fact that you all are questioning my motives mean that my motivies are indeed questionable?:confused:

[babynurse1]

Don't you have a stellar reputation?:goodvibes

[lalijack]

Who the heck is Stella? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[babynurse1]

Have you seen "A Streetcar Named Desire"?

[lalijack]

Are you Gene Shalit now? :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

[babynurse1]

Are you saying I look like a man???:snooty:

[lalijack]

Wouldn't you be more upset about having that mustache????

[babynurse1]

Do you think it's a turnoff?:lmao:

[lalijack]

Are you looking for my approval? :confused3

[babynurse1]

Do I need anyone elses?;)

:confused: Were you weirded out by that?! lol

[lalijack]

Shall we ask your DH? :rotfl:

(Now, E....you know I'm not easily weirded out! ;) )

[Ritz]

Does your DH play on the DIS?

[CheeseNips]

How else would they ever see us?

[babynurse1]

Did you know my dh has never played on the dis?

[CheeseNips]

Do you ever see each other?

[Animal Cracka]

why did you want to see me?

[CheeseNips]

What are you wearing???? :eek:

[Chicken in a Biskit]

Why do YOU want to know?!

[babynurse1]

Have snack crackers hijacked this thread? lol

[Animal Cracka]

would that be a bad thing?

[babynurse1]

Have you heard the saying the more the merrier?


goodnight snack crackers!:goodvibes

[CheeseNips]

Or, "The more the scarier?"

[Animal Cracka]

why the more the scarrier?

[CheeseNips]

Have the crackers Hi-Jacked THIS thread?

[Ritz]

Who is Jack?

(is he cute?;) )

[babynurse1]

Are you questioning if CAPTAIN Jack is cute or just "Jack's" in general?

[Ritz]

Who doesn't know that the Captain is a cutie?

[babynurse1]

Perhaps someone who's been living under a rock?:confused3

[Ritz]

Do most of your friends live under rocks?

[babynurse1]

You think I have people who would actually associate with me AND allow me to call them friend?:lmao:

[Ritz]

Could you call them your friends behind their backs?

(it will be our little secret;) )

[babynurse1]

:rotfl: Do you think they'll ever find out?

[Ritz]

:lmao: Are you going to post it on the disboards?

[babynurse1]

Do a lot of people read the disboards?

[Ritz]

When you say 'people' are you including all the geeks, dorks and nerds?

[babynurse1]

Aren't geeks, dorks, and nerds people too?


(along with elves? that ones for you my elfish friend lynette. lol)

[Ritz]

Does it take one to know one?

[babynurse1]

Can I join the geek, dork, nerd club?

I hear they might be accepting new members!

[Ritz]

Are you implying that I am a charter member?:rotfl:

[babynurse1]

Did you know I actually thought you were one of the cool kids of the dis?:cool2:

[Ritz]

Who me?

[Animal Cracka]

why can't i be one of the cool kids?

[Ritz]

Where are the cool kids?

[lalijack]

Can you define cool before I answer that?

(Elisabeth!!! Thanks for the 'props'! IM me when you can! :thumbsup2 )

[babynurse1]

Shall I grab my dictionary?

[lalijack]

Couldn't you just look in the mirror and describe what you see? :hug:

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

What if you are a vampire and can't see yourself?

[babynurse1]

Do vampires post on the dis?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

Is posting too close to staking?

[lalijack]

Doesn't everyone?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

If everyone's doing it, why can't we?

[lalijack]

Are you a leader or a follower?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

If I say leader, will you do what I say?

[babynurse1]

Why should I follow a snack cracker?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

Won't it be more fun to try something new?

[lalijack]

So lemme get this straight....you're a snack cracker who aspires to be the Big Cheese????? :confused3

[babynurse1]

Did you know I'll try anything once?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

Don't you think we could tell from your posts? Duh!

[lalijack]

Why do we need to know that????? :scared:


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[babynurse1]

Am I that obvious?:eek:

[GoldfishColors]

Do we really know anything at all?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

Did you know that anything can be everything to the right person?

[babynurse1]

Last edited by WhiteCheddarCheezits : Today at 10:44 PM. Reason: did you know you look like a tiny baby in a nurse's outfit to me? ;)

Do you think I look like Sunny Baudelaire?:rotfl:

[lalijack]

Have you been reading self-help books???

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

Do you think I look like Sunny Baudelaire?:rotfl:

Would that be wrong?
Do you chew on lots of things?

:rotfl2:

[GoldfishColors]

Have we met before?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

Do you swim here often?

[GoldfishColors]

If the water is warm, will you jump in?

[lalijack]

What's with the sudden influx of snack crackers on the games boards?

[spongemommie05]

why are you getting hungry?

[GoldfishColors]

Are you asking me out?

[babynurse1]

If I say yes, does that mean we can go out?:yay:

[lalijack]

Well, wouldn't it be horribly rude to chomp on my fellow DISers???

[spongemommie05]

where are you all going out too?

[babynurse1]

Do you wanna come spongemommie?

[GoldfishColors]

Can we go for ice cream?

[babynurse1]

Who's buying?

[lalijack]

How should we choose the ice cream shoppe?

[babynurse1]

Should we draw straws?

goodnight lynette!

[GoldfishColors]

Could we flip a coin instead?

[spongemommie05]

why not roll a dice?

[Ritz]

did you all go out without me?

[Snax Stix]

Didn't you get the pm?:guilty:

[babynurse1]

Perhaps next time we could start a thread announcing our plans?:confused3

[Ritz]

Do you think that would work?

[Animal Cracka]

What are you all talking about?:rotfl:

[lalijack]

Animal Cracka, do you have something to share with the class?

[spongemommie05]

why was i supposed to?

[Ritz]

Did anyone bring cupcakes to share?

[Snax Stix]

Do they have yummy frosting?

[spongemommie05]

Can i add yummy frosting?

[lalijack]

Can I have coffee with my cupcakes?

[GoldfishColors]

Do you have enough for everyone?

[lalijack]

Why else would I mention it?

[CJMickeyMouse]

May I have Diet Coke instead of coffee, please??

[GoldfishColors]

Is that an attempt at product placement?

[lalijack]

Has this all been just a paid endorsement?

[celerystalker]

Can we get back to the cupcakes?

[lalijack]

Are there any left?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

Did you leave me alone with them? :blush:

[lalijack]

Have you no self-control?????? :eek:

[celerystalker]

Is there a self help book for me?

[lalijack]

Isn't there one for just about everyone?

[celerystalker]

Doesn't it depend on who you ask?

[Snax Stix]

Who can I ask that would know the answers to all of your questions?

[lalijack]

Where is the Great and Powerful Oz when you need him?

[Animal Cracka]

why did they follow the yellow brick road?

[babynurse1]

Do you have something against yellow brick roads?

[GoldfishColors]

Or is it that you have something against following?

[babynurse1]

Are you a leader or a follower?

[lalijack]

May I lead?

(unless we're dancing...then I follow!)

[CJMickeyMouse]

Do you think anyone (or everyone) will follow??

[lalijack]

Shall I attempt to speak for the masses??? :confused3

[CJMickeyMouse]

Can't the masses speak for themselves?? :confused3 ;)

[lalijack]

Would we have to ask everyone individually in order to get the true answer to that question?

[Ritz]

What is truth?

[CJMickeyMouse]

What kind of question is that???

[lalijack]

Why do you ask?

[Ritz]

Ever heard the phrase "curiousity killed the cat?"

[celerystalker]

Yes, but do you know that satisfaction brought him back again?

[babynurse1]

Brought him back from where?

[lalijack]

Did he go back to the future?

[babynurse1]

Does he own a De Lorean?

[TwinkieMama]

Can I have a ride in the DeLorean?

[MadScouser]

Where can I get a flux capacitor ?

[lalijack]

Have you tried WalMart?

[babynurse1]

Does Wal Mart carry such items?

hi lynette, drive by

[CJMickeyMouse]

Are they heavy??

[babynurse1]

Do you have a strong back?

[CJMickeyMouse]

How can I tell??

[babynurse1]

Have you tried lifting a De Lorean?

[CJMickeyMouse]

Do you think that would be wise?

[Ritz]

Wouldn't it be wise to start with something smaller than a DeLorean?

[lalijack]

Should we start with a VW Beetle?

(Hi Elisabeth! Drivin' by........)

[Ritz]

Do we have a VW beetle?

[babynurse1]

Do we WANT a VW Beetle?

(hi who's line peeps)

[CJMickeyMouse]

Can't we start with a Little Tykes Car???

[Ritz]

Why do we have to lift a car?

[lalijack]

:scared: Is there a chance we could all get arrested?

[babynurse1]

Anybody know a good attorney?:rolleyes1


Lynette, look at my siggy. tee hee