it's time to write a dis halloween story!

[dancegrl1093]

there's been plenty of stroy threads lately, but i wanted to start a halloween one........... and when october comes, i'll start posting the story as a whole, and perhaps illustrating with scenes from VMK.......... now i'm gonna tell you this although i'm sure it's not necessary: please do not make the story gruesome, grotesque, or anything that younger kids could not read (when my class had to write halloween stories last year for english, the language was, well............ very um, not appropriate for younger children............. however, the story should be somewhat scary........... oh, and can we not have the whole "everyone dies and is blown up" events that are common in some of our stories????? if you're not utterly confused by now, let's begin:

On Halloween night, at four o'clock, John could be found in his room. He was upset because instead of dressing up like The Grim Reaper for Halloween, John's mother had made him dress up as....................

have fun!!!

[ShadowKittyKat]

...A turkey! He headed for the door, but as he was walking, he tripped over a...

[Koolkidq]

a rug and he ran out the door and suddenly...

[Baseballmaniac]

Fell on his face and cried.

[Koolkidq]

Then he wiped the blood off his face and went next door. He rang the doorbell and then the person at the door...

[BestLittleLauren]

Screamed!! the person ran away and

[CapEldano2]

Screamed!! the person ran away and
..John wondered why a Turkey would be so scary. so he..

[milkabum]

ate some cake and..

[Baseballmaniac]

Really thought about it. he suddenley looked in the mirror and saw his face covered with blood and he..

[PrincessJen09]

realized he looked like a bloody turkey. So he...

[LuNaReVe]

Then went to other ppls doors scaring them!

[Someybody]

Then he went and watched a NASCAR race he TIVOed. After that, he went to his dentist, who just happened to be...

[BellHop58]

dressed as a turkey also. Then he really got mad and...

[coolkidhann95]

and ran away screaming you just copied me!! and then he grabbed his inferno and desided to roast himself then Keira came up to him and said he was so lame so....

[Dudezeke]

Screaming at the top of his lungs, he threatened to activate the inferno and roast himself if he wasn't given two tons of candy. The town decided to..

[dancegrl1093]

ingore his request because quite frankly, they thought john was selfish to start with. john started to roast himself, but there was a problem because................

[coolkidhann95]

they started chasing him around town with forks and knives with Keira at the head of the pack

[Baseballmaniac]

And finally they caught John With a Good Halloween Dinner..


( but the story must go on)

[coolkidhann95]

100 years later when fairies ruled the world two snobby fairies are talking

Prelli: like can you believe that they were humans without wings wow omg
Steffi:i know like why and look here people ate birds so much they chased boys in bird costumes and ate them
Prelli:Like omg im like so tired lets go to bed
Steffi: like Ok
Disney: hmm weird

what does she do next??

[Baseballmaniac]

All of a sudden disney gets a great idea. I will shoot a movie! Called "The boy who turned into a bloody turkey! But we need actors like..

[dancegrl1093]

Johnny Depp (who was thought to be so hot that he was immortalized!! :rotfl2: )

The movie started it's shooting on halloween night, and the set was rumored to be a real haunted house. When Johnny Depp who was playing John (funny that they have the same name- :rotfl2: ) stepped into the house.........

[birdman94]

he got took over by johny's spirit(because this was the house he ate that diner that caught him) that romes the earth and got turned into a bloody turkey and tried to get back at people so he

[coolkidhann95]

and john tried to attack Disney

[Baseballmaniac]

Disney escaped he hopped out of his director chair ran and all of a suddden his face turned bloody and his clothes changed into a TURKEY COSTUME!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl2:

[BellHop58]

Disney couldn't run because of the weight of his feathers. He turned the corner and ran back into Johnny. By that time Johnny was is old normal (hot) self again and...

[Baseballmaniac]

All of a sudden a time portal appeared saying October,31,2006 and under that it said "You can change the future"

[PrincessJen09]

He stands in front of it thinking...

[coolkidhann95]

she is thinking hmm i dont want to be a bloody chicken boy no longer so she hops into the portal

[dancegrl1093]

so johnny (we're still talking about depp, right????) finds himself on the same street he was on a minute ago, but there's lots of kids trick-or-treating.......... finally depp sees john dressed up as a turkey just as he is leaving his house. depp runs up to him and....................

[Vally]

says in a hundred years you will take over my body (cool said john) and something odd happens and i get sent back here and i just got back here and so all you need to do is go in side and wipe your face off and bandage the cuts
is you dad here?? (no) does your mom think im cute?? (uh yea i think) ok good.
a few minutes later......
ok john (this is depp talking) your face looks clean, and your mom says your can change costumes. (john looks in the living room where his mom is sitting hugging a piece of paper.) hey depp? (yea?) well could you go on the dis and say hi to a girl, Vally bc she wants to tell you she loves all the pirates movies and cant wait for the third one
then......

[Someybody]

The writers of the story figured out Disney was a company and not a guy. They found them slefs with Disney Dunce Caps and....

[dancegrl1093]

wondering what the heck would happen next..................... (you lost me someybody.......)

so anyways.................... depp is stuck and doesn't know how to get back to his time, and the writers of the story can't help him because they're rather confused themselves. depp finally..................

[Baseballmaniac]

Has no clue what he is doing(like us) and runs around the town saying he is a crazy chicken man.

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Then Maniac Crazy Fans ( Much Like Myself ) Will Swarm On Him And One By One Take A Strand Of His Hair Until He Is Bald :) He Then..

[BellHop58]

Cries oh know this is like my movie fear and loathing in las vegas! He can't go through that horror again so he...

[dancegrl1093]

goes back even further in time and tries to find himself so he can tell his past self about the horrors that lie ahead. this being a halloween story, of course he comes back on halloween night, and it just happens to be the halloween of when depp was a 10 year old kid. when depp finds his 10 year old self he.....................

[Baseballmaniac]

Takes out his Pocket Knife... And Says i must do it. :sad2:

[birdman94]

he went back so much the space time contume stops and everyone is sent to a parrel universe with everything oppisate and then...

[Narnian_Princess]

... Johnny Depp runs into his antimatter self, Ynnhoj Pped. When that happens...

[Baseballmaniac]

he suddenly wakes up and says uh this story is getting to weird and presses the rewind button back to where dancegrl1093 started this dis halloween story

[dancegrl1093]

dancegrl1093 was sitting there thinking about writing a halloween story, but then thought about all that could happen to one of her favorite movie stars. she decided to..................

[Baseballmaniac]

(uh this is not making any sense to me but heck with it)

She was thinking that if she put a dis halloween story on the boards it would be fun? (does that make any sense) if not,


here is another


She couldnt let her favorite actor go threw the pain she quickly hopped into her screen and grabbed all the other people making this dis story and told them to follow her.

[shellybellypolo]

when depp heard what was going on he said " oh no what if they go back in time " so he hits the rewind button and accidentally rewound to the first pirate movie and the director says " ok johnny remember your in a sword fight got it good action!!!!" depp was stunned. he didnt remember his lines! so he made up a line....
"i will kill you davey jones!!!!" depp blurted out. the director was furious.

(god forbid this next line happens to depp in real life.....) "YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!"
the director screamed. depp went home to his house and ate all the ice cream in the box and watched the soaps for a few days. everyone now hated depp. everyone but the DIS, of course. so depp joined DIS and his user name was...

[dancegrl1093]

NoLongerAPirate. No one on the dis knew it was him, but he pmed dancegrl1093 and told him that in the future she'd start a halloween thread and that she should.............

[Baseballmaniac]

( hey i know NoLongerAPirate lol) Well he told Dancegrl1093 because he can tell the future and we could know about all that happened to him and we needed to save his life , and the futures life.


All of a sudden no longer a pirate post on this dis halloween story and says...

[NoLongerAPirate]

Hi guys it is me. My freind baseballmaniac told me you were here how is it going?

[dancegrl1093]

omg!!!!! is that you baseballmaniac?????

[ShadowKittyKat]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Narnian_Princess]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[dancegrl1093]

wow, now i can't think of the story anymore!!!! :rotfl2: hey BaseballManiac, make the profile say: I am a figment of dancegrl1093's imagination!!!!!

[Baseballmaniac]

No it is not Baseballmaniac what are you crazy?

[NoLongerAPirate]

Why are you laughing. you are supposed to WORSHIP ME! Bow down my friends i have taken over the dis! Muahaha :worship:



:rotfl2:

[dancegrl1093]

Why are you laughing. you are supposed to WORSHIP ME! Bow down my friends i have taken over the dis! Muahaha :worship:



:rotfl2:
wow.............. i can't even write anymore of the story after this!!!!!!! imagine if i went to school and said: I met Johnny Depp on a discussion forum!!!!! :rotfl2: :lmao:

oh, and where was his other post???? cause there's two on here, and another- where?

[Baseballmaniac]

wow.............. i can't even write anymore of the story after this!!!!!!! imagine if i went to school and said: I met Johnny Depp on a discussion forum!!!!! :rotfl2: :lmao:

oh, and where was his other post???? cause there's two on here, and another- where?

Say What?

[dancegrl1093]

Say What?
well it says he's made 3 posts. i count 2 on this thread, but i have no idea where the other is........

[Baseballmaniac]

I do.. By accednt i thought i was baseballmaniac again and i post something on the meteor shower thred.

[dancegrl1093]

I do.. By accednt i thought i was baseballmaniac again and i post something on the meteor shower thred.
oh, lol! :rotfl2:

[Baseballmaniac]

LOL Start a new dis halloween thread.

[Baseballmaniac]

NoLongerAPirate says he has taken over the dis. Baseballmaniac And Dancegrl1093 Are confused, NarnainPrincess And ShadowKittyKat Are laughing and i am trying to think of something else to say...