I had a dream.....

[DumboOrBust]

that I had to ride on a horse to Dis-Con. Alan was telling me, "You can't take the interstates with the horse." I was saying, "But it will take me forever to get there." Okay. Now, let's think about that. If the horse and I could take the interstates, would it really be any faster? :rolleyes: :D :confused:

I think I might be getting a little excited about Dis-Con I.

[Taryn]

Or maybe you've been on the Community boards to much... *laughs* It sounds like one of KaraKW's Stupid Laws threads!

Stupid DISCON Law #1 - It is unlawful to ride a horse on the interstates while travelling to DISCON...

[DumboOrBust]

Taryn, That made me chuckle. Thanks for the laugh. :)

[luvdsny]

You are both too funny! :D

[DumboOrBust]

Thanks, Tia. Did you get your cleaning done?

[Patinmn]

Thanks alot Dayna,

Now I have Ethel Merman from Gypsy Singing through my head....


"I had a dream...a dream about you baby.."

[DumboOrBust]

You're welcome, Pat. :)

[perfectmatch300]

Dayna, I can just see you now.....

So, were you wearing your tiara while riding the horse?

[disneycub]

The REAL question is....

Was she wearing anything? :D

[DumboOrBust]

Steve, shhhh. I have had two flashing incidents :o that I posted about on the Community Board last year. I think I will have to leave the flashing to younger, firmer folk than me. :)

Okay. I think I will have to elaborate or you folks will think I'm nuts. When I first married Alan, we went camping with a bunch of friends. I hadn't had much tent camping experience. We had a window in the tent that faced the common area, and Alan had kept that window shut all week. Well, near the end of the trip he opened that window and didn't tell me. I came back from swimming and went inside to change out of my suit. Everyone else (except Alan and a few guys) were sitting in the common area talking. When I came out of the tent, his best friend quietly said to me, "You might want to zip up that window before you change clothes again." I could have died right then and there. :o :o :o He said he didn't want to call out to me or everyone would have looked. So, he just waited until I came out to tell me. It took me a long time to be able to look him in the face. :eek:

The other time was last year when I heard a terrible crash in the computer room. I ran in here clad only in jeans to see that Herbie (my male kitty) had opened the plantation shutters and knocked some stuff off. The phone repairman was standing at the window. I'm not sure who was more shocked.

Okay. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. I don't flash anymore. :D :rolleyes: :bounce:

[disneycub]

Remind me not to tell you the story of how 2 female police officers saw me naked. And no, they didn't scream, "There's the Pillsbury Dough Boy!" http://www.wdwinfo.com/sites/family/eek.gif

[Pumbaa_]

ROFLMAO! Dayna, too funny! Don't you just love those moments that never leave your memory! Well, let's hope it's only Barry without pants this trip!

[DumboOrBust]

Okay, Steve. Don't tease us. I told you my nekkid stories. :o :o :o <--See I'm still embarrassed. :)

Jody, I know. It's hard to forget it when I see Alan's best friend all the time. :rolleyes:

[Barb]

You guys are too funny. Now we're doing nekkid stories! First, Barry no pants, then undies (Or no undies, and we know who we're referring to) ;) now nekkid stories. Where will this end????? :eek:
I lead such a sheltered life, no undies stories, no nekkid stories, no no pants stories. :rolleyes:
Oh, Steeeeeeeeeeveeeee! You can't start a story like that and not finish it! It's not allowed! ;) ;)

[DumboOrBust]

Barb, Just remember my nekkid stories were accidentally nekkid stories. :p :D :bounce:

[WebmasterBarry]

I had a dream that I once crawled from my hotel to Disney World. Don't ask me why. :)

[disneycub]

http://www.wdwinfo.com/sites/family/crying.gif WAAAAAH! Dayna's being mean!

Everybody got their milk and cookies? It's story time!

This happened several years ago, before I had Bandit. At that time I had a golden retriever named Tucker. Anyway, around 2:00 in the morning I awoke to find Tucker on top of me as if to protect me from something. He was growling at something out the window. I had motion detector lights completely around the house, and the light out the window was on. I peered out and saw someone's hand on the fence, so I crawled out of bed into the kitchen (where a light was on, incidentally) and called 911. I was pretty much standing in front of the living room window (duh).

About the same time I was dialing, the lights went on out front and I saw 3 officers (2 female, 1 male) and a German Shepherd dog standing outside the window looking in. Whoops! I quickly ran back to the bedroom, found my robe, and went outside to see what was up. Apparently they were looking for some guy who had robbed an all-night store, and was last seen in the neighborhood.

The officers never mentioned seeing me in my all-together. Good thing. I was humiliated enough. http://www.wdwinfo.com/sites/family/blushie.gif

[Patinmn]

Must of been the morning after DATW I :D

[DumboOrBust]

Steve, sorry I was being mean. :D That's a funny story. I know the pain of your embarrassment. :o :o :o At least you didn't have to see the officers all the time after that and think, "This is my husband's best friend. He's seen me naked. I wonder if he's told any of their other friends. Hmmmmmm. Why is everyone staring at me? WHY? WHY? WHY?" <--The preceding rant was in no way meant to make light of your situation. It was just to let you know that we're in it together and to give you a chuckle since I was so mean. :p :bounce:

I can't wait to meet you. :wave:

[disneycub]

Oh! I forgot the last part of the story. A few months later, I called the police station (it's a few blocks away) to make a Christmas donation to their charity. The officer (I believe her name is Rebecca) took my name and address. There was a little pause, and then she said "OH! I remember you! I was at your house a few months back!" I coulda just died. I mumbled something stupid and we went on with our business.

Looking forward to meeting you tooooooo, Dayna!

[DumboOrBust]

Originally posted by disneycub
Oh! I forgot the last part of the story. A few months later, I called the police station (it's a few blocks away) to make a Christmas donation to their charity. The officer (I believe her name is Rebecca) took my name and address. There was a little pause, and then she said "OH! I remember you! I was at your house a few months back!" I coulda just died. I mumbled something stupid and we went on with our business.

Looking forward to meeting you tooooooo, Dayna!

Okay, Steve. http://www.wdwinfo.com/sites/family/lol.gif Poor Baby. I know how you feel. It's a good thing we are looking forward to meeting each other. No one else may want to meet us after these admissions. ;) :p :D

[fostrmom2mny]

OK Steve, you CAN'T throw a bone like that out and not expect it to get eaten!!
Give it up, you know we'll pester you till you tell us your nekkid story.

Just for the record, I too leave a sheltered life. No nekkid/accidental nekkid stories here either. :)
Gerri

[Secret DISer]

He already told us the story, Gerri!!

Look further up in the thread.

And a HUMDINGER of a story it was, too!!!!!!!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :D :D :D

[Taryn]

Well,

I only have one nekkid story... well, only one that I am wiling to share anyway...

It was about twelve years ago and we were renting part of a large house divided into two units and our bedroom was in the basement. The owners of the home were selling it. They were selling to another investor so we were being sold with the house as tennents...

Anyway... one night I came home from work and went downstairs to change... I was taking my time... I remember looking in the mirror as I was chosing something comfy to put on... checking out this bit... and that... and thinking that I really must start going to a gym or something... when I catch this movement from the corner of my eye in the mirror...

There was an entire family... parents... and three kids... all with their faces in my window trying to check out the house without an appointment! The Dad was pointing... oh geeez... I just about died... they actually went into the backyard to do this!

I threw a pillow at them and ran for the bathroom!

[luvdsny]

Taryn, I'm ROFLOL :D I'm reading this thread backwards.....I'll go read why Dayna was being mean to Steve now. ;)

BTW Steve, that was pretty dang funny!!! :D :D :D And how embarassing!!!! :eek: ;)

[DumboOrBust]

Taryn, http://www.wdwinfo.com/sites/family/lol.gif. You may officially join us in the We are Dis-Con-ers Who Have Accidentally Flashed People Club. We have a small, but slowly increasing, number of members. :p

[luvdsny]

And BTW, I have a nekkid story that isn't appropriate for these boards, so if you can get me to drink that margarita at DATW II, I might just share it with some of you at DIS-Con. ;) ;) ;)

It's ba-a-a-a-a-a-d. :earseek:

[Barb]

Waaaaaaaaaaah! I don't have a nekkid story to tell. :(
Oh, wait........does skinny dipping in a pond count? No, probably not. Oh, well. ;)

[Taryn]

Thank you Dayna...

I am honored... *smiles*

[DumboOrBust]

Tia, I wasn't sure I was going to DATW II, but I think I might have to. ;)

Barb, My sister has a good nekkid story, too. I'll have to ask her before I post it, but you can borrow it. :)