Let's write funny story.. (game)

[milkabum]

I will start a story and everyone will something to it. So..

Once upon a time..

[ShadowKittyKat]

There was a...

[milkabum]

boy who liked cheese and his name was..

[Jackoman]

Dude, and he lived in...

[AvastPirateBen]

piratesteff pretending to be snow white!!

[AvastPirateBen]

it lived in boogiesville, USA

[milkabum]

and he liked a girl named..

[ktink94]

and he liked a girl named..


And he liked a girl named Lisa.. who was a painter and liked to paint....

[Someybody]

postcards. Then she turned into a...

[coolkidhann95]

a weird creepy prissy princess

[Jackoman]

That ate bushes and burps when she...

[Cpt.JackSpearow]

talks.. then a boy named steven(me) got accepted to the school dance..

[milkabum]

but got kicked out to make room for Lisa so Steven got mad and told the entire school he liked Lisa. Then..

[Jackoman]

All the boys attacked Steven, and a boy named Jack(me :teeth: ) went from behind and picked up Steven who threw him into Lisa and Lisa burped straight in his face. Steven went flying into Jack and...

[Captain Brain]

Jack attacked him.

[Someybody]

Then Jack and Steven turned into AFI and played a concert. The they took there tour bus too...

[BestLittleLauren]

China!! And all the chinese people....

[shellybellypolo]

attacked him with their crazy evil chopsticks!!! hiya! (nothing against chinese ppl)

and then he got kicked to....

[FunkyMonkey]

threw cheese at them.....

[AvastPirateBen]

he dodged the cheese so it hit president bush ( yes!! )

[Someybody]

he dodged the cheese so it hit president bush ( yes!! )
And then the police arrested the president for getting hit by cheese.(I am chinese! So going to get you...) Then the judge said...

[milkabum]

Not if I get you first! So then the judge got up and..

[AvastPirateBen]

and then the judge started doing the chicken dance infront of everybody in the court room.

[milkabum]

So everybody joined in, but the chinese people got away. Out of no where came..

[Captain Brain]

My Super X-Girl Friend. She attacked the AFI and sent the presidnet home.

[AvastPirateBen]

then the super X-girlfriend's car got stolen and she fell down the stairs.

[Captain Brain]

Then she decided to fly away.

[milkabum]

But oh no.. her magical poweriness healed her so she got up and went after the dude that stole her car. But..

[Captain Brain]

He destroyed the car. Then He....

[Someybody]

He destroyed the car. Then He....
took drugs while smoking. "Is that possible?" said...

[Captain Brain]

the Magical Flying Horse. Then the Super EX-Girlfriend flew away on it.

[Jackoman]

The Super X Girl Friend got caught in some...

[Captain Brain]

Spider webs. So she....

[Jackoman]

Gets eaten by spiders. Then Captain Jack Sparrow came walking along the path and...

[Captain Brain]

Falls over dead. then CaptainBrain gives him and funeral and....

[Someybody]

Falls over dead. then CaptainBrain gives him and funeral and....
Falls in his coffin and the hot glued door closes. sadly it was super hot glue and it was a really cold night so the glue hardened in 2 seconds. Mean while, Bluesomebody was on a Disney cruise at the sports bar with...

[HannahHammer]

A Asian person that liked to eat rats and....

[Someybody]

A Asian person that liked to eat rats and....
Blue said "Would you please stop making fun of me and my people?" It's racist. And insulting." The he went and punched everyone who made fun of me. or him. You get the point.

[shellybellypolo]

and then in came the gorgeous greencoolcat (VMK name) with her hot boyfriend and they partied while the ppl were getting punched.
then all of a sudden..

[Captain Brain]

The ship sank and Greencoolcat, her boy friend and blue got in a lifeboat.

[Someybody]

The ship sank and Greencoolcat, her boy friend and blue got in a lifeboat.
They found Captain Brain, but there was no room, so Blue pushed green and her boy friend into the water and let Captain captain the boat.

[Captain Brain]

Then Captain and Blue made it to Hawaii. They met Stitch and...

[Someybody]

Then Captain and Blue made it to Hawaii. They met Stitch and...
They had a great party. When they found out yavn and crew had drowned in a tidle wave that hit California and Flordia, they dug up the old VMK servers and started a new game called...

[Captain Brain]

CaptainBrainland. It was great until....

[Someybody]

CaptainBrainland. It was great until....
Cl_Nedkah was found in the debires alive. And Blue changed it to Blue Brain Land. Then everyone was fine. California got over the wave and Fordia survived just like a hurricane. The End. (maybe)

[shellybellypolo]

They found Captain Brain, but there was no room, so Blue pushed green and her boy friend into the water and let Captain captain the boat.
OK i object!!
LOL

[shellybellypolo]

not the end!!
then green and her boy swam to an deserted island and turned it into a day and night club! they partied and partied until they were tired. then green's boi remembered he had a lottery tickey for the million dollar sweepstakes in his pocket and she remembered her dad used to make TV's and he taught her how so she made a TV and they won and lived in a mansion with a lot of cool stuff and green made a career in singing and they were happy
and then..

[Someybody]

The full story is :
Once upon a time There was a boy who liked cheese and his name was Dude, and he lived in boogiesville, USA and he liked a girl named Lisa.. who was a painter and liked to paint postcards. Then she turned into a weird creepy prissy princess That ate bushes and burps when she talks.. then a boy named steven got accepted to the school dance but got kicked out to make room for Lisa so Steven got mad and told the entire school he liked Lisa. Then All the boys attacked Steven, and a boy named Jack went from behind and picked up Steven who threw him into Lisa and Lisa burped straight in his face. Steven went flying into Jack and Jack attacked him. Then Jack and Steven turned into AFI and played a concert. The they took there tour bus too China!! And all the chinese people threw cheese at them. he dodged the cheese so it hit president bush .
The police arrested the president for getting hit by cheese.So then the judge got up and started doing the chicken dance infront of everybody in the court room. So everybody joined in, but the chinese people got away. Out of no where came My Super X-Girl Friend. She attacked the AFI and sent the presidnet home. Then the super X-girlfriend's car got stolen and she fell down the stairs. Then she decided to fly away. But oh no.. her magical poweriness healed her so she got up and went after the dude that stole her car. But He destroyed the car. Then He took drugs while smoking. "Is that possible?" said the Magical Flying Horse. Then the Super EX-Girlfriend flew away on it. The Super X Girl Friend got caught in some Spider webs. So she Gets eaten by spiders. Then Captain Jack Sparrow came walking along the path and Falls over dead. then CaptainBrain gives him and funeral and Falls in his coffin and the hot glued door closes. sadly it was super hot glue and it was a really cold night so the glue hardened in 2 seconds. Mean while, Bluesomebody was on a Disney cruise at the sports bar with A Asian person that liked to eat rats and Blue said "Would you please stop making fun of me and my people?" It's racist. And insulting." The he went and punched everyone who made fun of me. or him. You get the point. and then in came the gorgeous greencoolcat (VMK name) with her hot boyfriend and they partied while the ppl were getting punched.
then all of a sudden The ship sank and Greencoolcat, her boy friend and blue got in a lifeboat. They found Captain Brain, but there was no room, so Blue pushed green and her boy friend into the water and let Captain captain the boat. Then Captain and Blue made it to Hawaii. They met Stitch and They had a great party. When they found out yavn and crew had drowned in a tidle wave that hit California and Flordia, they dug up the old VMK servers and started a new game called CaptainBrainland. It was great until Cl_Nedkah was found in the debires alive. And Blue changed it to Blue Brain Land. Then everyone was fine. California got over the wave and Fordia survived just like a hurricane. The End. (maybe)

[dancegrl1093]

not the end!!
then green and her boy swam to an deserted island and turned it into a day and night club! they partied and partied until they were tired. then green's boi remembered he had a lottery tickey for the million dollar sweepstakes in his pocket and she remembered her dad used to make TV's and he taught her how so she made a TV and they won and lived in a mansion with a lot of cool stuff and green made a career in singing and they were happy
and then..

Bluelips (me in VMK) visited the night club, heard green sing, and decided it was the worst thing she ever heard. but she saw how much money he was being paid, so she started her own rival band called................

[Someybody]

Second Novel! (soory for the doulbe post)

BBL was doing very well. Brian and Blue bought out Disney and now own it. But one day CL_Nedkah...

[shellybellypolo]

died!
then green and her totally hot boy..

[Someybody]

Took a (no named company. the Blue and Brian owned Disney needs a name.) cruise and...

[shellybellypolo]

the boat sunk and bluesomebody died in the crash but the rest of the crew survived and swam to green's island
then green saw that disney was now available and she bought it out and called it green cool cat world
and then she became richer and..

[Someybody]

the boat sunk and bluesomebody died in the crash but the rest of the crew survived and swam to green's island
then green saw that disney was now available and she bought it out and called it green cool cat world
and then she became richer and..
(not in story. But Brain still owns Disney.) Blue dies but he had a clone in progress. The clone hooked up with Brian.

[shellybellypolo]

and the clone got melted in water muahaha!

[Captain Brain]

Brain kicked the clone to the curb. then brain....

[Dragonlord11_7]

went home to MO.

[jasonpwns]

To see his house was blown up by bluesombody.

[Captain Brain]

And in MO I became addicted to cartoons and....

[Someybody]

And in MO I became addicted to cartoons and....
(BlueSomebody is already dead)

Weed. The he...

[shellybellypolo]

he became so addicted he actually became a cartoon! he became the ruler of cartoonworld and..

[AvastPirateBen]

then he ate boogies like Sir PirateSteff and decided to...

[shellybellypolo]

then he said my boogies taste like chicken then he started selling his boogies nationally bc they were so good for $____.__(someone post the amout)

[AvastPirateBen]

after eating the boogies, sir piratesteff decided to clean his mouth with clorox bleach..

[Someybody]

And turned his teeth bright white. Along with his other digestive organs.

[Captain Brain]

then Sir Steff became sick and went to the hospital and met a Nurse named Joy.

[Someybody]

then Sir Steff became sick and went to the hospital and met a Nurse named Joy.
The he touched her and they bothed died.

[AvastPirateBen]

then sir piratesteff came back alive, she rose from the hospital bed and smiled, joy said look what we have here, 24karat diamond and gold Grillz!!!


LOL!!!

[AvastPirateBen]

then she started doing the chicken dance thing, like that freak with the glasses in the movie Jack!

[shellybellypolo]

then the gorgeous green came in and took the diamond and gold and ran off to buy a new mansion in mailbu

[AvastPirateBen]

i dont think sir piratesteff likes this, otherwise she'd be replying rofl! :happytv: :rotfl2: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Someybody]

then sir piratesteff came back alive, she rose from the hospital bed and smiled, joy said look what we have here, 24karat diamond and gold Grillz!!!


LOL!!!
But Joy died again and PirateSteff went on a world tour in a cargo ship. As the Captain, He crashed into Captain Brian, who was driving Disney Wonder.

[AvastPirateBen]

when he got to the mansion he seen mickey mouse with grillz and his house keys, and in the backround goofy, donald,pluto minnie and daisy are robbing the place and jiminy is yelling at them!

[shellybellypolo]

and green saw everyone doing the chicken dance and she did it too and they all did the dance together at greens club in malibu then green became a celebrity that everyone loved and boys would come knocking at her door and asking (no, scratch and erase that) begging to be theirs.

and then, it happened.

[AvastPirateBen]

:teeth: :banana: when he got to the mansion he seen mickey mouse with grillz and his house keys, and in the backround goofy, donald,pluto minnie and daisy are robbing the place and jiminy is yelling at them! :joker: :furious: :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl2: :happytv: :happytv: :rotfl2: :lmao:

[Someybody]

when he got to the mansion he seen mickey mouse with grillz and his house keys, and in the backround goofy, donald,pluto minnie and daisy are robbing the place and jiminy is yelling at them!
Then someguy from pluto zaps Pluto into a Matter transport ray saying "you are our leader"...

[AvastPirateBen]

then when he was in his house, his chandaleer fell on him, now back to the hospital to see joy and show joy his new grills

[AvastPirateBen]

then pluto and his army went all around malibu stealing dog bones and etc.

LOL

[Someybody]

then when he was in his house, his chandaleer fell on him, now back to the hospital to see joy and show joy his new grills
And then Captain Brian the cartoon touched a button and the world was gone. With everying on it.

[AvastPirateBen]

then chernabog and yensid fought, the final fight good versus evil, with evil winning this time, and jack sparrow was our leader and we were all pirate minions

[shellybellypolo]

then i dumped my hot boyfriend and dated jack and i was queen of the so called new world and i had a rich home in space and we learned a falling star is worth a dollar and so we found a way of money and i had a trillion stars

[Captain Brain]

THE END!!!!!

OK new Story......

Once upon a time.....

[Someybody]

THE END!!!!!

OK new Story......

Once upon a time.....
BSOD was terminted. Then..

[Captain Brain]

Everyone in VMK threw a party. People became really tired and...

[Someybody]

Everyone in VMK threw a party. People became really tired and...
They all dc.

[AvastPirateBen]

after they all dc, maleficent suddenly became a PC ( playable character ) by yavn, he and all the staff turned to dictators and ruled the world

[shellybellypolo]

([::..and greencoolcat joined them..::])

[shellybellypolo]

and they named the place
"Happy-Go-Lucky-Land"
and everyone was happy and lucky, none quite as happy and lucky as the rulers, of course

[HannahHammer]

the rulers were so happy and lucky that if they said something it was true....

[coolkidhann95]

so they said i was very very cool and was queen of VMK LOL

[HannahHammer]

and then everyone started to say all hail coolkidhann95 execpt....

[punkskateboarder]

me i pushed her off a cliff then.....

[HannahHammer]

she somehow exploded! It was as loud as a....

[coolkidhann95]

she somehow exploded! It was as loud as a....
as a cannon she turned into a fire ball

[AvastPirateBen]

then she got aten by yensid!

[AvastPirateBen]

then he spit it out because of the hotness.

[coolkidhann95]

and then tmaxpuppy said she was hat

[HannahHammer]

And then a mountain fell on ilikemecoolcool.........

[Someybody]

And then a mountain fell on ilikemecoolcool.........
Then the worlds largest treee in eurpoe which was 23899384394878759439394394892838852958940858380853 04985904385934589859458945894058358 miles high fell on US and killed everybody put the Canadians and Eskimos.

[HannahHammer]

But the Canadians and Eskamos ate eat other so there was only one person left named....

[Vally]

bob and bob decided to clone him self 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000 times and the orignal bob jumped off a building that was very high but the clones...

[milkabum]

Killed each other as bob did. So here is one last clone bob on earth. But oh no, what's that in the sky? It's a bird, it's a plane it's..

[coolkidhann95]

Mrs.hasagawa!!

[HannahHammer]

flying infereno! it drops and bob catches it and all of a sudden..

[Vally]

she and the bob clone got married and and had a kid who...

[HannahHammer]

like to eat rats mice and bird and flew in the sky

[shellybellypolo]

then they all lived off fried oreos and friend twinkies. and the occasional banana :banana: . then all of a sudden..
in came the most beautiful greencoolcat and Captain Jack Sparrow on the Black Pearl, encouraging everyone to become pirates and start a life on the sea.

and everyone said...

[milkabum]

No! And ran away leaving them to never be seen again. Instead, everyone..

[dancegrl1093]

had a huge party (how are there people if we all ate/killed each other? little did we all know that Bluelips was still alive, so she brought all the dis people and a few others back to life) but this was a problem because....................

[shellybellypolo]

... because as soon as rejected captain Jack Sparrow and Greencoolcat showed up and jack and his crew attacked!
green did not take part in this, however, and started to cry bc she thought Jack was the perfect guy for her and yet here he was killing all her DIS friends! how could he! she had to set things right! so she stood up and screamed, "___________________________" (next person! LOL)

she screamed..

[milkabum]

(bump)

[shellybellypolo]

Lonely here..

[Jackoman]

"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Green threw a sword in Jack's stomach and he turned into a...

[HannahHammer]

Tv that barked and...

[HannahHammer]

( bump )

[Baseballmaniac]

Threw Pies in peoples face.

[coolkidhann95]

Then Disney who was now a fairy at pixie hollow made an army of fairies to attack the pirates!

[Baseballmaniac]

The pirates got so mad they blew up.

[Vally]

then the story ended. yeah!!!!! :banana:
























































































or so they thought. all the pirates came back to life. pirate: pirate: pirate: pirate: pirate: pirate: pirate: pirate: pirate: pirate: (captin jack sparrow's crew) (princess:and this is cjs(captin jack sparrow))

[Baseballmaniac]

When the pirates came back to life all they wanted to eat was cheese and the world ran out of cheese.

[Jackoman]

Suddenly, they saw a huge circle floating above them. Everyone screamed, "THE DEATH STAR!" It formed a huge laser and destroyed the earth. Suddenly, out of nowhere, came Jackoman and Luke Skywalker and they...

[shellybellypolo]

killed each other for food and green was the only person left on earth and so she was depressed because there were no boys. oh, my pardons, there is no earth now so she lived on planet Mercury and called it Greencoolcat and she decided that one person wasn't enough so she cloned herself and then to her shock she found...

[Baseballmaniac]

Jackoman lying on the ground.

[Someybody]

She ran and killed poor Lucy for her bottle of that stuff, then she poured a drop into Luke and Jackomans mouth and they woke upalive forever. And then day by day,they slowly turned into mermen (LOL) because Green forgot to look at the side effects for the stuff...

[saltnpepper]

Thenone day the merman grew so insane that they killed green!!!! .......... 's pet banana!!!!!!!! :banana:

[shellybellypolo]

thats more like it....


and so green finally fond out about the merman and sent them to Mars where they can burn into ashes. meanwhile green held a ceremony for her banana and said some prayers before heaping the peels in the trash can. green started to cry, then asked herself why she was crying over a rotten banana. so she stopped and carried on with her day. and then she found a potion that made her live forever and she took it, but side effects were as followed..:

[coolkidhann95]

she was turned into a fairy and was imeditly sent to Neverland but somebody was angry with the fairies

[Baseballmaniac]

because he had bad nightmares about faires

[Spongeblair]

She was turned into the Tag fairy with the ability to prey on Dis People using colors and making fun of them. Then a portal opened sucking up all things in sight including the fairy which took her to a pirate Ship where she avoided all the dangers on the ship: Getting Blow Up By A Cannon, getting hit by a pirate sword, being attacked by a Seagull, avoiding getting squashed by a barrel and so much more. What An Adventure" She said then she saw Her Bannana but how it was the Ghost Of The Flying Bananaman who tripped her up and made her fall into the water getting eaten by Tick Tock the Crocodile...

[Spongeblair]

Inside she found a super abosrobed Sponge with the name Spongeblair

[saltnpepper]

The farie figured that she should get the water out of the sponge because it was drowing ! But when she did sponge shrivled up and ......

[Spongeblair]

then the crocodile took another breath and more water came in the sponge went back to a very large size The Fairy held on to the Sponge and he let all of the water go out of his mouth. They went flying through the air, and started singing:
We're Soarin'
Flyin' There's Not A Star In Heaven that we can't reach...

[punkskateboarder]

then they fell and landed in WDW..............

[coolkidhann95]

Then walt disney fed them to his dog Mortemern then coodisneyfan the fairy screamed Walt Disney is Dead ah its the ghost of walt disney run for ye lives!!

[Spongeblair]

They realised it was only a ghost from the Haunted Mansion but they still ran into It's A Small World and they ride got stuck but the song didn't 5 days later...

[saltnpepper]

the riders became so irritated and hungary that they started to .......

[coolkidhann95]

Turn into the dolls!!

[saltnpepper]

the dolls lay there for many years hoping someone would find them but it was unlikely because they were so small and strewn all over the place. bUT ON DAY ...........

[coolkidhann95]

a girl named Hannah saw there was one boy who looked like her best friend that she had a crush on so she jumped out of the boat and tried to rescue him but..

[Baseballmaniac]

She feel into the water with a SPLASH! Under the water she saw..

[Spongeblair]

The Spongeblair Doll!

[Baseballmaniac]

Spongeblair started to run after him and all of a sudden

[coolkidhann95]

nvm i think i offended cpnjack aka piratesdoom sorry

[Spongeblair]

It was...
All the Villains back from the dead but then Disney noticed that all VMK Players had been turned into dolls and puppets they had to be thrown into the VMK Portal found in VMK Central...

[Jackoman]

Then Jackoman was bruised up from being on Mars. He went to VMK Central and destroyed the VMK dolls with his lightsaber and the force. Jackoman jumped through the rocket in Tomorrowland, and he was in the Inner Space Shop! He then...

[milkabum]

Bought a bunch of tron suits and didn't know what to do with them. Then he said to himself..

[Spongeblair]

Why did I do it the VMK Dolls returned as normal VMK Players but against Jacoman...

[Master Gracy]

then, out of the distance, an army of its a small world dolls appeared.
each one was armed with boats and a theme song that would drive all who heard it mad.

[Spongeblair]

The Fairy cast a spell transforming into Experiment Pods (From Lilo and Stitch)...

[saltnpepper]

And then a big snow storm came about and covered all of VMK and when it melted the .....

[saltnpepper]

experiment came to life!!!

[Someybody]

And bought a Wii!!!

[Captain Brain]

and then Wii took over planet Earth.

[Someybody]

And became a Wii Wii!

[Spongeblair]

The ground started to shake and crack in places then it came from behind the Krusty Krab!:
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o189/Spongeblair/o.jpg
It crushed everything in sight there was no hope apart from...

~Spongeblair

[coolkidhann95]

A Weird Girl Named Dizzy!

[Spongeblair]

Who started to spin and spin and spin causing a twister the twister was so strong it cleared up all the mess and threw a few cows about here and there, it also took a girl over the rainbow with her little dog! Then it was all over, a bus pulled up and Spongebob emerged saying "I'm Home!" while staring at an empty space.

~Spongeblair

[saltnpepper]

So spongebob was very confused and he began to think he got off at the wrong play so he got back on the bus and ended up in.......

[Spongeblair]

VMK!!

[shellybellypolo]

"That's odd", thought Spongebob. He made a character named 'Im_Spongebob' and began exploring. He found someone called.. none other then greencoolcat! he was going to go up and say hi but...

[shadow pirate]

Gravity itself dissapeared! And then gravity ate fudge. Because gravity spontaneously gained a mouth, stomach, and other organs neccesary for the consumption, digestion, and expulsion of fudge.

[shellybellypolo]

while everything was digesting, the aliens celebrated and called Mars: Earth. and then...

[shadow pirate]

Earth one got emo because everyone loved Earth Two, even though it couldn't sustain human life. So Earth One threw itself into the sun while listening to that Simple Plan song. You know, the one that's all like, "How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes? Got lost in the (something). The night goes on, and I'm fading awaaaaaaaaaay! I'm sick of this life! I just want to screeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaam! How could this happen to me?"...