World cup joke

[carolfoy]

David Beckham: 'so, are you ready to play in the world cup then?'
Wayne Rooney ' Maybe, Sven says he'll give me a cortisone injection'
David Beckham ' Well if you're getting a new car, I want one too!'


hee hee :teeth: the old ones are the best!

[arieljasmine]

Nice one, Carol :rotfl:

ArielJasmine princess:

[mandymouse]

Oh dear, groan, that's the first World Cup joke that I've heard ~ well done Carol :rotfl:

[Minniespal]

:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

[Dicky Knee]

David Beckham on the phone:

"Sven, can you come round quickly?"

Sven "Why?"

DB "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle of a tiger and I can't get started, it's too difficult"

Sven "OK I'll come round and help"

Sven arrives, he looks at all the pieces of puzzle on the table, he looks a the picture on the box, he looks at the pieces again and says:

"David, put the Frosties back in the pack" :crazy:

[Cyrano]

Wait till the games start the jokes will be coming at us in droves :teeth:

[carolfoy]

Poor Becks...

The chauffeur picks David and Posh up to go to Heathrow and asks 'Are you going anywhere nice?'
David says ' oh, yes, ummmm... ummmm... ummmm... whats the name of that railway station?'
chauffeur: ' Waterloo? Euston? Victoria?'
David 'Thats it - Victoria!' turns around, 'Victoria, are we going anywhere nice?'

[natalielongstaff]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[wils]

quality :thumbsup2

[ely3857]

:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl2: