View Full Version : The Thread of Disney/VMK Jokes!

04-15-2006, 12:45 AM
I was bored, so I decided to make this thread so that Dis people can show their Disney and VMK jokes!

I will select a winner each week for the best joke. Good Luck! :lmao:

Sorry, but I have a low budget, so please don't expect a prize!

04-15-2006, 03:23 PM
should i bump this?

04-15-2006, 03:47 PM
blah blah..this is lame :rotfl2:

04-15-2006, 06:54 PM
well I dont really have good jokes.. :confused3

But I'll try to make one up on the spot haahaa dont laugh at me! lol

What did..Mickey say to Pluto?

Dont run away to Pluto okay?

HAHAHAAA...lol I tried okay!

04-15-2006, 07:15 PM
:rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl:

04-15-2006, 07:44 PM
:tink: pixiedust: :goofy: pooh: :cat: I got on
How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ear pierced?
A Buccaneer :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

04-15-2006, 07:57 PM
Why did Donald run out of the Chinese restaurant?
They wanted to have him for dinner.

Why did Goofy stare at the orange juice all day long?
It said concentrate.

That is all I got for now..

04-15-2006, 08:01 PM
What did the mouse say to Mickey?
Dang, your'e big! Are you a thousand or something?

All i got..

04-15-2006, 08:18 PM
Hahaaa! Better then mine!! :thumbsup2 :rotfl2: :rotfl: :lmao:

04-16-2006, 07:29 AM

why was goofy happy when he finished a puzzle in 3 months?
it said 18 months and over

eh... i don't remember the joke well

how about... goofy and donald walk into a building... you would have thought one would have seen it

04-16-2006, 10:19 AM
What happend when goofy was struck by lightnig?
He was shoacked
What happend when gofy got struck by lightnig again?
He was even more shocked
What happend when goffy was struck again?
He took the lightnig rod off his head :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

04-16-2006, 10:48 AM
Haha! Those were actually good :thumbsup2 :goodvibes :banana:


04-16-2006, 10:56 AM
Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball

What did Snow White say to the photographer?
Some day my prints will come

Why did Goofy take his comb to the dentists?
It lost all its teeth.

04-16-2006, 04:18 PM
:rotfl2: Excellent jokes..these are better than I thought they would be.
I'm going to have trouble choosing the best one. I never knew Dis'ers had such a great sense of humour! :rotfl:

04-16-2006, 05:26 PM
why is dumbo mad at vmk?
bc they use his name instead of dumb bc the cant say dumb

04-22-2006, 11:22 PM
Two friends are driving to Disneyland. They reach a fork in the road and a sign says "Disneyland Left"

So they left.


04-23-2006, 03:50 PM
Okay I got one....

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

04-23-2006, 04:16 PM
oo oo

goofy walks into a bar... ouch!

04-23-2006, 04:21 PM
I reviewed the entries today and I picked a winner.

This person used their creativity to make this joke!

It was unique and above all others (I'm not saying that everyone else's were bad ;) )

This person's DIS name is...

:cheer2: Coolkidhann95 :cheer2:

Her joke was:

Q: Why is Dumbo mad at VMK?
A: Because they use his name instead of dumb because they canít say dumb

Does this person deserve a prize? :lmao:

05-02-2006, 12:05 AM
This one always makes me laugh when i hear it...

Once...There was a BOY! :rotfl:

05-02-2006, 05:25 PM
another could be "once upon a time, the end"

05-03-2006, 08:30 PM
( man 1 ) will you remember me in a week? (man 2 ) yes (man 1) will you remeber me in a year? (man 2) yes (man 1 ) knock knock (man 2 ) whos there (man 1 ) i though you would remember me :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao:

05-03-2006, 09:24 PM
How about :cool1: Knock knock :yay: who's there? :cool1: banana :yay:banana who? :cool1 knock knock :yay: Who's there? :cool1:banana :yay: banana who? :cool1: knock knock :yay: who's there? :cool1: banana :yay:banana who? :cool1: knock knock? :yay: who's there? :cool1: orange :yay: orange who? :cool1: orange you gland i did not say banana :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

05-04-2006, 08:14 AM
Boonsonten! im a girl!!! it has cool kid Hann short for Hannah

05-04-2006, 11:09 PM
oh! sorry about that! :rotfl2:

05-04-2006, 11:10 PM
( man 1 ) will you remember me in a week? (man 2 ) yes (man 1) will you remeber me in a year? (man 2) yes (man 1 ) knock knock (man 2 ) whos there (man 1 ) i though you would remember me :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

05-14-2006, 03:25 PM
Here is one you could say in real life(It won't work properly if you type it).

Donald Ducked and Goofy got hit.Who got hit?

The way this works is to make "ducked" sound like duck.If it works right,The joke's victim will say donald and goofy but the answer is goofy. :)

:donald: :goofy:

08-12-2006, 05:42 PM
i got a lame one:

Why did goofy love his son?
Because he took their bonding to the Max
(get it? his son's name is Max LOL!!!)

ok not disney but i made this one up:

what do you call a piece of land with lots of sweet treats that nobody knows about?

a deserted island!

and for the finale!:

Where does Peter Pan go to eat?


08-12-2006, 06:24 PM
not very good at making up jokes, but i was trying to think of one when i thought of the magic kingdom. got a speculation: why does the magic kingdom have no king???? strange, but that's what happens when i try to think of a joke................ i just come up with strange questions!