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MouseWorshipin
03-23-2006, 04:29 PM
I only see it in gay-related threads, so I'm thinking, "Lesbian Gay Bicycle Teachers," or "Lotsa Gay Behavin' Today," or "Lesbian/Gay/Bi Toads."

I spent 10 years in a heavily gay-populated city, but have been gone awhile, and I'm no longer hip to the lingo, which is making me feel very out-of-the-loop. Help! I'm clueless.

SurfnStitch
03-23-2006, 04:58 PM
Lesbian/Gay/Bi-sexual/Transgendered

;)

MouseWorshipin
03-23-2006, 06:54 PM
Thank you, thank you very much. :)

Stacerita
03-23-2006, 07:18 PM
I only see it in gay-related threads, so I'm thinking, "Lesbian Gay Bicycle Teachers," or "Lotsa Gay Behavin' Today," or "Lesbian/Gay/Bi Toads."

:rotfl2:

This seriously made me blow snot out of my nose.

Mama Twinkles
03-23-2006, 07:36 PM
Let Go, Big Troll

Let's Get Bery Tipsy

Lotsa Girls Buy Tevas

Mama Twinkles
03-23-2006, 07:50 PM
Lola: Girl? Boy? Tricky.

Laura, George Bush Transphobic

DavidUK
03-24-2006, 07:18 AM
Love Gay Boys Tom? (tee hee)

Lesbian Golfers boycott Tennis

oooh my brain ain't werkin today!

RickinNYC
03-24-2006, 08:23 AM
:rotfl2:

This seriously made me blow snot out of my nose.

Oh my God! Me TOO! LOL!

Mama Twinkles
03-24-2006, 08:31 AM
oooh my brain ain't werkin today!

Yes, it is! Maybe we should try haikus next.

Listen, Girls: Boots, Trousers

LifeGuard: Buff, Tan

Laughing Giddily Behind Toontown

Loving Grown-Ups Banish Taunters

RickinNYC
03-24-2006, 08:46 AM
This reminds me of the gay organization at the university when I was in school. Big heated discussion about changing the name from Gay and Lesbian Alliance to something else that was exclusionary to anyone. The conversation was getting absolutely ridiculous because everyone wanted to include lesbian, gay transgendered, bisexual, heterosexual and some wierd things no one had ever thought of, plus hermaphrodites and cross dressers and on and on. The name was like eight letters long and looked like someone barfed up some alphabet soup.

Finally, everyone just decided to call it the Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgendered Alliance.

Then the conversation became an argument about whether Lesbian should be before Gay because men had always dominated women blah blah blah. THAT conversation lasted even longer than the original when finally this one guy, let's say he was extremely effete just screamed out, "For God's sake, let the lesbians go first and shut up!"

They are now known as the LGBT Alliance. I think... they might have changed it again to something like LGBTHHA Alliance or something.

Political correctness at it's best!

jackskellingtonsgirl
03-24-2006, 09:33 AM
You decide who goes first by seeing if you can make a little WORD out of the acronym. For example, in PFLAG the lesbians go first, but in GLAAD the gays go first. See? ;)

SeattleRedBear
03-24-2006, 10:10 AM
Then the conversation became an argument about whether Lesbian should be before Gay because men had always dominated women blah blah blah. THAT conversation lasted even longer than the original when finally this one guy, let's say he was extremely effete just screamed out, "For God's sake, let the lesbians go first and shut up!"
:rotfl2:
Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I read that one!!

Ocean of red shirts
loving couples holding hands
searching for my prince

Mama Twinkles
03-24-2006, 10:35 PM
Ocean of red shirts
loving couples holding hands
searching for my prince
Nice. Okay, I'll try my hand at a haiku, too:

(Em)braced 'gainst their storm
We held heads and glasses high
Toasting life's sweetness

SeattleRedBear
03-25-2006, 03:56 AM
Found a collection of Disney haikus (http://www.disneylies.com/funstuff/haiku.shtml) but the focus is on Disneyland. One of my favorites:

Pirates makes me sad
they taunt with unfulfilled dreams
I want the redhead!

I think we could do better!!

Stacerita
03-25-2006, 07:23 AM
"For God's sake, let the lesbians go first and shut up!"

Damn, im having a harder time each day keeping the snot in my nose. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

buckylarue
03-25-2006, 08:55 AM
You decide who goes first by seeing if you can make a little WORD out of the acronym. For example, in PFLAG the lesbians go first, but in GLAAD the gays go first. See? ;)
That's why we always used to call them "giblet" organizations - GLBT. Not quite sure how to pronounce LGBT :teeth:

SeattleRedBear
03-25-2006, 09:17 AM
That's why we always used to call them "giblet" organizations - GLBT. Not quite sure how to pronounce LGBT :teeth:
See, I always think "leg butt" when I see LGBT.

Hmmm, which is better...giblet...leg butt...giblet...leg butt...giblet....leg butt... :rolleyes:

ILuvDVC2
03-25-2006, 09:23 AM
Look! Goofy's Boinking Tigger!

Mama Twinkles
03-25-2006, 09:57 AM
See, I always think "leg butt" when I see LGBT.

Hmmm, which is better...giblet...leg butt...giblet...leg butt...giblet....leg butt... :lmao:


Look! Goofy's Boinking Tigger! :lmao:

T&KHayes
03-25-2006, 05:51 PM
Lesbians Get Better Tail? :lmao:

Too bad this is the Dis I can think of all sorts of inappropriate ones!! LOL

jackskellingtonsgirl
03-25-2006, 10:01 PM
I'm sorry, but this whole thread reminds me of that scene in Toy Story 2 where they are typing the letters into the Speak & Spell and it comes up with suggestions about what the letters mean. :lmao:

Lousy Try Brian!
Al's Toy Barn!

ILuvDVC2
03-26-2006, 12:47 AM
Let's Go Be Touchy