Off Topic - Turn on your TV

[MeanLaureen]

We have started attacking Afganistan - airstrikes have started

[Luv2Roam]

THANKS for the heads up!!!

[Eeyore's Pal]

<font color=red>The DIS is attacking Afghanistan???? :eek: </font>

Wow! Pete is even more powerful than I thought! :cool:


(Sorry. Sometimes I can't help myself. :rolleyes: )

[Dom13]

Robyn, Sounds like you've been hanging around Jeff too long!! :D :D :D

[AZ JazzyJ]

Lauri,

Thanks for the heads up. I turned on my television and was shocked at what was going on! The Diamondbacks give up 10 runs in the 4th inning?!?!? What is up with that? I mean every stinking one of those runs were unearned. This blows. I hope they get this out of their system before Tuesday's play-off game.

Jeff

[JudithM]

Gee, Lauri makes a serious comment & look what you all do! At least we haven't lost our sense of humor :) !!

Seriously - GO USA!

[shirley 38]

I knew it was going to happen but now that it has I am so, stunned. God bless America.

[MeanLaureen]

Robyn.... :::::thwap:::::

Jeff.... :::::thwap::::: - wasn't funny on the phone.. wasn't funny online.. don't make me take that Deora back!

[Mickey527]

Shirley,
I know what you mean, I knew it was going to happen, but I kind of put the inevitable out of my head.
My nephew left on September 13 for parts unknown. He is in the Navy. We have an idea where he is, and we feel his ship is heavily involved in the attacks, but we are just hoping for the best.
And my son's best friend left for Beirut on September 15th. We have not heard from him for a week. He did say he might get shipped somewhere else depending on the outcome of the disaster.
So, again, lets all pray for everyone involved who may or may not arrive home safely and may become another casualty of this crazy man and his wrongdoings.

Peggie

[Eeyore's Pal]

What's a Deora? I didn't get no stinkin' Deora!

Jeff got smacked and got a Deora. I get smacked . . . and nothin'! :confused:

[Raulandpinboy]

Hey Robyn double:::::thwap::::: That's for making me laugh so hard I fell outta my chair, and hurt my hynie.

I donno what a Deora is but whatever it is you aren't getting one.

Anyway I think it's a hat???

And Jeff all I can say is NO WAY DUDE. But what was the final score? If they lost who can they blame????

[Eeyore's Pal]

First of all Raul, you're thinking of Fedora -- that's a hat -- and I didn't get one of those either. :mad:

Second of all, I saw your post about the hot caramel sundaes . . . so I don't think you could hurt that hynie too much, just by falling off a chair. :smooth:

And thirdly, I'm glad I made you laugh . . . and everyone else too. :D

So, bottom line . . . What's a Deora, and why don't I get one ???? :confused:

Oh, yeah. And stop smackin' me. I got sensitive skin. :rolleyes:

[MeanLaureen]

You guys DON'T KNOW what a Deora is????
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[DaisyCrazy]

.....I give up.......spill it, Lauri......:)

Christy

[DaisyCrazy]

Some sort of Hot Wheels car, maybe??????:)

Christy

[Raulandpinboy]

Its an Italian sport car.:p :p :p

Wow Jeff she must like you.

[AZ JazzyJ]

Um, I'm married.

[MeanLaureen]

Hey now.. I'm married too! This thread has taken a bad turn!!! :eek:

[KathiWithAnI]

SO WHAT THE HECK IS A DEORA?????

[SueEllen]

I'm guessing it is a Hotwheels car.

Sue Ellen

[Raulandpinboy]

I know your both married, heck I'm married to, I've been with the ole ball and chain over three hundred.... Umm no that's wrong seventeen years yea that's it, it just seem like three hundred.

But if one of my closest female friends wants to give me an Italian sports car, who am I to argue. If it makes her happy I'm happy.

And umm Laureen I know you're not that mean, and I really really like you, why I tell people all the time what a true close friend you are.

With that out of the way, a red two seater stick no auto, and with a cool sounding name, something that starts with Fer… will do fine.

Your dearest friend Ed
:D

[AZ JazzyJ]

Raul and Pin Boy ,

You want a large Italian woman in a red dress that takes two chairs named Fern carrying a tree trunk delivered to your house? Wow, I think that is more data than I needed to know about you.

Jeff

[JudithM]

Imagination, imagination ... I'm singing the figment song! You boys sure do have a vivid imagination - I cannot say much else since this is a family board. Like I said Sunday - Lauri starts a serious thread & look what you all do to it :)!

[Raulandpinboy]

All I wanted was an Italian sports car.

But I must say what Jeff is offering beats my two pair (do what you will with that one caballeros).

But since he started it, ::::thwap::::: him again Laureen I'll hold him down, and ::::thwap::::: Robyn for making fun of my hynie.

And tell Eeyore64 what the heck a Deora is before they throw something.

Me I'm still guessing and having fun with it Deora is backwards for Aroed which is hood talk for Hemorrhoids, so yo yo yo break it down Laureen gave Jeff…… Nope not going there. I quit.

Keep messin with the moderators, and sooner or later they are gonna throw me off this board (sigh), but its not me its the voices that tell me what to say, and they speak so clearly too.

Good night everybody I'm here all week Thank you…. Thank you for coming.

Love ya mean it….. peace y'all

[AZ JazzyJ]

Dude,

You are close, "Aroed" is what William Tell's son got when William sneezed while trying to shoot an apple off his son's head.

Jeff

[Raulandpinboy]

Actually I thought it was a redneck term for a guy annoyed with a guy called Roy (hey it rhymes).

You know one of those one-word sentences like dideatyet.

Used in a sentence within a story

"What's wrong with Clem"
"Awww Roy shot em in the foot while huntin"
"Sakes alive he must be Aroed"
"yea doggies, so dideatyet"
"naw lets get some grits"

I can't believe its come to this, Jeff shoot this thread, put it out of its misery. Hey dideatyet?


Disclaimer…

I live in Florida most of my neighbors are rednecks, I love tractor pulls so I must be one too. I LOVE GRITS… I drive a truck and do in fact have a gun rack in the back. There is a town here call Bithlow its major resource is used car parts salvage yards, every weekend they race School busses and afterwards used them in a demolition derby, I'm there and have in fact raced, and demoded a few I have the scars to prove it… so don't tell me I'm makin fun of rednecks or I'll take you behind the bus derby and whoop your hide. You hungry dideatyet.

[MeanLaureen]

Okay.. you guys asked for it.. here is a picture of a Deora
http://www.neenerneenerImadeyoulook.com
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[DaisyCrazy]

...I always wondered what those little boxes with the red x's in them were called.....:D :D :D

Christy

[MeanLaureen]

You only see a red x? Hmm.. let me try again

http://www.ICan'tBelieveYouAreLookingAtTheProperties-NeenerNeenerNeener.com

How's that??? :D :D :D

[DaisyCrazy]

.....did I just get :::::thwapped:::::..........?? :o :rolleyes: :eek: :D

Christy

[NHMickey]

I figured I would check this red X out... It requires a closer look at the properties... Funny Lauri:jester: :jester: :jester:

[JudithM]

At least I know I am not the only one who does not see what Laurie put in her post :).

[DaisyCrazy]

Very funny, Lauri....:D :D :D .....ya know, sometimes it takes me a minute or two, but I do *eventually* catch on......;)

Christy

p.s.--and anyway, doesn't your byline say something about not being "THAT mean"...???? Hmmmmm??:D