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carolfoy
02-27-2006, 05:06 AM
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS, MOTHERS GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
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> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
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> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
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> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
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> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
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> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
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> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
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> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
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> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
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> 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
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> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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KayleeUK
02-27-2006, 05:18 AM
lol :)

vicky1bfc
02-27-2006, 05:28 AM
:rotfl:

jjpenguin
02-27-2006, 05:45 AM
:rotfl:

mandymouse
02-27-2006, 06:40 AM
:lmao: :lmao:

Minniespal
02-27-2006, 06:41 AM
:thumbsup2

wils
02-27-2006, 07:47 AM
:rotfl2: